>Disgusting swill made my j*ws with satanic hebrew imagery in the logo>Divine nectar created by Austrians and long time sponsor of Aryan excellence in extreme sports Which way White man?
>>545897919real men drink reign
For me, it’s Mountain Dew amp
don’t care fag c4 tastes best
Coffee is probably the closest thing to an energy drink anyone should be drinking, and even then plenty of people shouldn't be drinking coffee either.
I'll take water.
I bought a Monster White because of the memes and it tastes like the nectar of the gods.
>>545898083They had this Lemonade Flavor C4 for one Summer a year ago and it hasn't been back since. I want it back damnit.
>>545898351Based aqua chad
>>545897919Red Bull tastes like ass.
>>545897919Red Bull was invented in Thailand.
I drink at least 2 monsters per day ama
>>545897919I've given my soul to monster ultra. peach one taste exactly like lipton iced tea.
>>545898586Ok but they don't have the IQ to take it global.
>>545898411It tastes way too good.
>>545897919You are not my child
>>545898655They did at least have the iq to rip off a Japanese drink so effectively that people think that Thais really did invent Red Bull.
>>545897919Im a big taste tester of various zero sugar/sugar free energy drinks, ranging from healthy to hurtful, and imo, White Monster has been unbeaten to this day.I would say Monster Ultra Gold, but it's discontinued so
>>545898746Which drink? I used to buy pic related a lot when I was in Japan. I was sold on the royal jelly.
>>545898746And what was this jap redbull ?
I drink a white monster zero every single day.
>>545899010I don't think that's healthy anon.
>>545897919red bull does nothing for me, monster is incredible as usual, jews beat austrians
>>545898885Lipovitan. Been around since the 60s and was extremely popular in Thailand>>545898853This guy.
>>545899148Does it have that distinct redbull cherry taste? I like the Thai redbull but the carbonated Austrian redbull hits right with me plus the cherry taste x well I feel like it’s a cherry taste.
>>545899270I haven’t actually had it myself yet, but I hear it does taste very similarly to Red Bull since it has a bunch of taurine in it. It isn’t carbonated though.
>>545898016This. Reign is the only energy drink made with 100% green tea caffeine, and it's the highest quality too. Red Bull is made with 100% synthetic caffeine and damages the heart
It's either this, Red Bull, or Celsius if I hate myself.
agua, cunts.
>>545897919>Monster energy>Looks like claw marks>Number 666 in Hebrew>Oh mah gawd it's a conspiracy!
>>545897919>Apple flavor is literally Eve offering you fruit from the Tree of KnowledgeS U B T E X T
>>545899380I’ve tasted the original Thai redbull, also ones made in Viet and China. They have a syrup liquid texture. Tastes good but the carbonated redbull just feels right. Maybe it’s just a western thing, asians don’t like carbonated stuff I think.
>>545899449NOW AVAILABLE IN HAITI NIGGER GRAPE FLAVOR
Drink Alani.
>>545899384Celsius has too damn much caffeine. I feel like I’m drinking that shit too quickly every time I’ve had it. It has around 200mg if I’m not mistaken.
>>545899467It IS called>BadApple.Must've missed it, it's okay anon.
>>545899521What's your sister got to do with this?
>>545897919>bull>not a jewish symbol as wellYou almost nailed your joke. Also, Red Bull sponsor a lot of jew content creators who are very "loyal" to red bull.
>>545899684>nigger is retardedfuck off shlomo
Was trying to do the white monsters to quit drinking but it didnt work so im back to the actual aryan drink which is a 12er of stella artois deliverd to my front door
Holy shit I actually drank a "Monster" for the first time today and I'm still awake at 5am in the morning UK time when will this hell end bros :(
>>545899853You lost tranny
>>545897919
>>545899906Isnt stella artois white trash shit there as well? I'm guessing you are an indian that gets heartburn from beer or something whatever
>>545897919Redbull is Thai.
>>545897919>he doesn't know that the "red bull" is a well known jewish symbolngmi
>>545899926>shockingly smooth
REMINDER - COFFEE IS THE DRINK OF THE WHITE MAN. ALL THESE ARTIFICIAL CONCTIONS ARE FOR NIGGERS.MAKES SENSE AS AMERICA BECOMES MORE BROWN, THESE ARTIFICIAL CONCOCTIONS BECOME MORE POPULAR
>>545897919>>545900737Caffeine is for femboys, women and chinks
>>545900737coffee is arab swill that smells like camel shit.caffeine addicts should be shot
I had a VR46 Rossi Monster the other day it was nice
>>545897919Ghost energy for me, I only like sour energy drinks and Ghost turns my mouth into a butthole every time, like I am trying to twist my face off starting with my mouth. If you put on your can that your drink is sour and it's not, you should be shot out back behind the chemical shed, looking at you Rockstar.
>>545898627How much do you spend a month on just Energy drinks?
>>545898411The memes are actually a marketing campaign by Monster™
>>545901557Well it works. I honestly felt like that boomer meme at the checkout.
>>545900228i hope you don't drink milk from bulls anon...
>>545897919.... nigger redbull is one of the worst tasting energy drinks, kys for talking bad about the SIP
they're both disgusting
>>545897919Zero ultra tastes good fite me bitch
Red Bull is the only acceptable energy drink. No preservatives, no artificial sweeteners.
>>545899810Don't blow a gasket, just learn to read buddy. >>545898351Dis nigger didn't even prefer water, dummy.
I gotta try this one.
>>545901997>Dis nigger didn't even prefer water, dummy.Well, he definitely didn't prefer Red Bull and Monster!
>>545902060only tangentially related, but watermelon juice is GOATED
>>545902095I've never had one that tastes like freshly squeezed though.
>>545902073He didn't prefer tobacco either, anon. But if he had access to things like caffeine or nicotine, who's to say? I bet he'd love them; maybe we should make decisions based on some other criteria.
>>545901907So my uncle was lying to me?
>>545902179It was just a vaguely fitting meme. It's not like it was factoring into anon's argument.
>>545898351AquaGODS keep on winning.
>>545902225What you do with your uncle's (or rather the family's?) bull is between you and the RNC, sir.
>>545897919Monster is better though.
>>545897919"Extreme sports" lol, everything they promote is a larp form of danger that has extensive safety features built in. The only sport that is dangerous with any Red Bull sponsorship is the Isle of Man TT, and even then its only sponsoring a specific team...<<<also what kind of cultish consooomer freak gives credit to the sponsor of an event not the people doing it?
>>545897919I found energy pills at the dollar store with caffeine and guarana.. two of them kick like a monster.. now I get the equivalent of 10 monsters worth of energy for $1.25. I'm done with the kike/globalist satanic symbolism.
Red Bull was created by a Thai guy.
>>545902060They just discontinued that flavor
>>545902658Probably for the best. I tend to get addicted to stuff like this.
>>545897919The problem is that the yids switched it so now red bull in america is made by kikes, so they can put jeffrey epsteins semen in it and make it kosher.Monster has aborted fetal parts in it
>>545897919it's true
>>545901485I was at a supermarket check out and watched an Asian guy in front of me buy a whole case of Red Bull or something.It came to over $100.
>>545897919Screw you guys fuck /pol/ Im watching Ben Shapiro
>>545897919I love this shit like you wouldn't believe, but it's a real bitch to find here
>>545903147Why don't they sell it in drums?
>>545899186kek, based
>>545897919What Hebrew imagery?
>>545897919Had a redbull today. Sugar gave me a brutal headace>>545898083Why does C4 make my balls and other places tiggle >>545898351winner>>545899467This tasted like a shit version of Manzanita Sol. It was fucking gross >>545903748Fuck monster for discontinuing Nitro. It ends next yearI guess ill have to try Sport Drink
>>545897919Sip tastes better than Red Bull.Red Bull tastes like liquid carbonated Flintstone vitamins.
I am too old for energy drinks. I drink coffee. I chain drink coffee and I put Bailys in it.
