Women can't cook for shit in 2026 edition.
>>545900331That looks better than the Pop Tart I just ate.
>>545900331Nothing wrong with fusilli al pomodoro.
>>545900444That's not what that is
>>545900478You're right, on a closer inspection it looks more like fusilli con sugo alle olive e parmigiano.A simple but very tasty dish indeed
>>545900331>paper plateHuge red flag you just know her sink is overflowing with dirty dishes
>>545900723>>italian flag i get you're trying to troll, but as a pastanigger you should be fuming at this jewess' mocking of your culture. or maybe you like being called a stupid cardboard box shoe wearing pasta fag? should I get the whip? Im German and this bitch's gross slop offends me.
Besd.Haven't seen /ourgirl/ in a long time.
>>545900723We just say it in English btw
>>545900832I'll bet you're lots of fun at parties.
>>545900734That dont make sense right? I use paper plates to avoid that in the first place
>>545900900lots of fun. unlike you, I get invited. you just show up and shoot the place cause noone wanted to invite a nigger.
>>545900939>>he doesnt knownoone tell the kid that damn, bitches do be livin like that.
>>545900900I’ll bet you keep considering suicide because nobody likes you but you’re too much of a pussy faggot to do it.
>>545900331What the fuck is up with all that butter? Did she even toast it?
>>545900331I learned to cook for myself years ago. Women are essentially useless nowadays
>>545901043I think it's cream cheese, and it might be unevenly toasted by the looks of it. But what the fuck is in that ramekin?
>>545900331Home-cooked food is almost certainly not goyslop. You have no idea what ingredients were used or even how it tastes. Kike thread to shift the meaning of goyslop away from Shlomo Corporations.
>>545901043looking at the edges of the bread you do see some browning around the entirety of it, suggesting she did toast it. it doesnt look to browned but could be overdone enough that she thinks a heart clogging amount of butter is going to "wash" it down.
>>545900832>Im GermanxDLike the black plague is considered Mongolian.
>>545900331no tail - no wife.
>>545901124>hamburger helper spiral pasta box
>>545901124>>homecooked foodtell me your idea of cooking is opening a box and boiling water without telling me your idea of cooking is opening a box and boiling water. bitch didn't knead shit, that is store bought pasta, probably seasoned with fucking cheetos.
>>545900331Doesnt look too bad. American food isnt great quality in general but this is a step up from tv dinner slop.
>>545900939I also exclusively use paper bowls, paper plates, and plastic utensils because I refuse to do dishes.
>>545901188>>no retort>>insultssuch rich cope coming from such a big fucking kike
>>545901213>>545901221You have no idea what type of ingredients were used and no amount of coping and seething will change that.>noooo, it doesn't look VISUALLY APPEALING!Pure faggotry. Dyel
>>545901221>kneads his slop from store bought flour on a store bought counter using store bought kitchen utensilslolmao.
>>545901331>>you have no idea whats in there!!!>>memeflag>>insults, no real argumentyou literally have no idea either; except we are 100% likely right and you are 100% likely wrong, kike. how did a thread about cheap goyslop attract so many kikes to it?
>>545901121You know it’s good when you can’t even tell what the fuck happened to it and what’s in it>>545901139That’s rancid. I want to believe it’s cheese but I don’t think it is
>>545901376alright, prove to me what you think you know about me. I want my name, current address, and place of birth. its the only way you would know how stupid you are for typing that.
>>545901428>>545901487You are a subhuman kike.
>>545901376Real men grow their own grain, milk or kill their own cows, have their own chickens, build their own counters, and craft their own utensils, not like >>545901221 would understand that
>>545901256How is that an insult? It's tongue and cheek, but I'm just drawing attention to your self-misattribution. You're so bent out of shape, I'm thinking you're one of those "German" Americans that's mostly Croatian and Filipino.
>>545901524>>memeflagyeah, okay nigger. if (you) say that enough times, you might believe it.
>>545901487John DoeOhio, Zanesville, 1431 Maple Ave.
I like the bacon king from Burger King with large onion rings
>>545901608>>switches to memeflagI aint reading your shit take, moshe. have one more (you) so that shekel can buy you a ticket back the way you fucking came and join your ancestors.
545901644great job. you failed.
>>545900331>>545900444>>545900723You know what I don't get? Pasta is really just another vehicle to deliver wheat into the body. It's just bread in another form. So why aren't there more bread based dishes? Bread is now an extra you have on the side. It wasn't always that way. I bet at one point there were lots of dishes that were like... Sliced bread, cubed, lightly browned in olive oil, covered in stewed ground meat and vegetables. Basically a pasta dish but with bread instead of pasta. I don't know why that wouldn't be amazing. And probably better than pasta. Cause bread itself can have a lot of different flavors. Pasta just tastes like pasta.
>>545901678Why would that bother you, since you know my geo flag? I'm a white black nationalist, and you seem to be really concerned that people know you're capital G German. You're not cut out for discourse with adults, but you've probably learned that in your personal life already.
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>>545901726Going to your house right now to check. Can you make something for me?
>>545901744Bread has to be cooked to be bread. Pasta is wet flour once more dried. Fewer wet <=> dry operations. Pasta also has flavors, if you flavor it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAdRX76_Udo
>>545901790I have brownies.
>>545901744>>545901822
545901754dont care, didnt read. thanks for the (you) but dont care.
>>545900331Seeing women post mundane completely boring content online like it's supposed to be some great work is a sad window into how bleak the lives of most women are. At least men have the decency to keep to themselves. I'm not exactly blowing up cars in a high speed chase like I'm some secret agent but I have the forethought to realize nobody gives a single flying fuck about what I made for dinner, but for some reason women don't seem to understand that. They just have some weird delusion that people online are just begging to give a fuck about their most mundane boring shit ever. Wow, you made dinner, holy fucking shit that's amazing. Actually no it's not, you're single and eating shitty pasta on a paper plate by a keyboard in a empty room. Your life sucks woman, eat at the fucking table you pig not at your desk.
>>545901958Kek you're so mad you cant even reply properly.
>>545900331That's not goyslop
>>545901958If the (you) means something to you, here's another. You should post your tits, while you're at it.
>>545902031C'mon, anon...
>>545902106Nah cmon just im having a laugh while i wait for my dinner to be cooked by a woman.
>>545900331looks great actuallya lot of carb yeah but not bad
>>545901678gay
>>545902187Fair enuff
>>545902017Shes just advertising bro.
>>545900331
>>545902237Never seen a guy seethe so hard at a paper plate. And he says he goes to parties.
i cook better food than any cunt i know
>>545902300That makes it even sadder. They scream into the void and nobody answers. They die as nobodies in a world that doesn't love them.
>>545900331I can tell her Rotini is overcooked just by looking at it LMAO. I dont understand why women always overcook pasta, it literally has the cooking time listed on the box. Set the timer, as soon as the time goes off drain the pasta and serve it immediately.I like to serve my marinara separately on the side so you can put on the exact amount you like. I also serve a protein and by protein I do not mean cream cheese on a piece of bread with a side of olive oil.Tonight we had thin spaghetti w/chicken fat and pan drippings infused marinara, oven roasted boneless chicken thighs, and crunchy fried buttered bread. I like my stuff simple and flavorful.
>>545901117I love this guys channel, bro hooks shit up outside and then serves it to all his friends and family. Its the vibe.
>>545902431People find self importance in the darndest places
>>545902465So what, women are bad at everything
>>545902547Nah i think shes dating someone again. She claimed to me she has 6 different personalities, and also said she has family ties to people in political office so i suspect shes been messed eith big time as a kid. Very sweet girl but wasnt keen to take on all of that.
>>545901234i thought up a whole big brain meme based on doing the dishes the other day
Reminder: This is a Kike Thread1) Randomly attacks a White woman2) Seeks to change the meaning of "Goyslop" from Jewish Corporations using Corn Syrup and Pesticides to foods that look "visually unappealing"
Clearly all of you niggers need to learn what words mean
>>545900331both the husband and wife must know how to cookthe man takes care of the meat and grill it while the woman makes dessert and side dish
>>545901331it's literally boiled pasta with store bought pasta sauce (the kind with small bits of vegetables in it to make it seem healthy). She just added powdered parmesan on top.I know because I've had this very meal myself. It's goyslop.
>>545905753Cool story kike. Now kys
>>545900331A woman cooking for her husband is seen like a shamefull, degrading act. Anyway.KFC tries to sell this shit here now, looks like something you find in a trash can. Just a mess of chips and whatever they have around all thrown in a doritos bag with sauce on top. Absolutely vile.
>>545906532Looks fucking delicious
