www.bbc.co.uk
>>545901320It's too fucking early. Go back to sleep.
Feel like shit just want wigger starmer back
>>545901320why does this traitorous thumb get to have a full head of hair but I dont?
>>545901395But I've had a cuppa and poo now, im not going back to sleep>>545901658I miss rishi>>545901905You use shampooHe uses semen
im an incel
>>545901320>edishWill we soon have no news at all. They won't allow us. Time will freeze, and everything will be sort of good, according to them, even while it falls apart around you.
>>545901395I did a 22-mile bike ride a little earlier. The night belongs to autists.
I've never seen Morrissey and Rudolf Hess in the same room.
I saw Morrissey (Smiths) at Preston, somebody threw a glass at his head.
wakey wakey
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv8ezz54k093oThere's still hope
>>545903667My mum's cousin is a spack of some sort who lives on a care home and he doesnt hold back his thoughts kekThey can be brutally honest desu
Niggers
good morning wagies
yeah, nah, let the nonce stay in jail i reckonhttps://x.com/AngloLad_/status/2119383370165870844
>>545904742bogdan's in jail?
Cunts upstairs are clattering and moving fucking furniture into the wee hours every fucking night. What are some passive aggressive ways I can take petty revenge, and plead ignorance if confronted?
>>545901905Minoxidil + finnastride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLaMugf2dsU
>>545904788Speaking from experience, I'd advise to try and approach them instead of going straight to "revenge" as it will exhaust you emotionally. Peace is priceless.
How are my fellow negressphiles doing today?
>>545901905They eat babies
>>545905084basedhttps://x.com/prettyp0ny
https://x.com/ShellShell6666/status/1937237413086290226?a=lrCoH-Hw_NDq4wkjZd0&s=20After falling and injuring myself, I went to A&E. I was violently sexually assaulted. I was kept in put in a private sideroom, woken at night. Injected, drugged, and r*ped in Pinderfields NHS hospital, Wakefield, leaving me with lifelong injuries. I lost my job as a special needs teacher for 13 years whilst the Rapists walk free.Management covered up.I've been gaslit, lied to, medical records changed, clinical timeline falsified, perverting the course of justice and victimised. West Yorkshire Police stalled 9 months before starting a bodged investigation. I'm failed by the system.8 more were raped and 6 sexually assaulted, same hospital. All no charged We need them foreigns to keep the NHS going!
>>545904466>good morning wagiesgood morning. I'm working to pay for my holiday and mortgage on the flat that I own because I'm not a complete loser. What about you?
>>545905197Carthago Delenda Est.
>samefagging
>BREAKING: A man has been jailed after he tried to enter the UK with a fake passport>Ledian Hajdaraj pleaded guilty and was given a 12 month sentence
>>545905305>he has to work to pay for a holiday and a mortgagelmao
remember lads. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. I was a bit like you once upon a time but I realised it's a dead end existence. Take the first step on your path out of this rut. You can do it. https://nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/careers-advice/making-the-most-of-virtual-job-fairs/
>>545902484>22 milesSounds like a waste of time.
>>545905305> holidayholidays are a cope for people with horrible lives> mortgagewhy not just buy it instead of getting a loan> flatwhy choose a flat over a house
>>545903667But WHY do they employ so many migrant workers?
Thank you for your debt. Debt kings are the only reason we're still alive by the way. Thank your local Deano for his life on finance. If it wasn't for the debt they'd have wiped us out already
>>545906021Why not give up completely and Iive in a homeless hostel with the other failures and nutters? Why not devote your life to an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum? Why not be utterly and completely alone?
>>545905290J stands for jewsh right?
Might make chips and eggs for breakfast. Fucking hate Mondays. All the takeaways are closed.
>>545906192You're doing your part by claiming benefits. It's not, despite what the cretins say, paid for with taxes on work
>>545905292wewThird world shit hole, Getting raped by disgusting brown shit is just part and parcel luv. dont be racist
the memeflag is seething
Might blogpost like a larping cunt
>>545906313Im not in debt, If everyone was like me they'd have killed us all by now. Its our debt that keeps the literal wolfs from the door
Still creasing about me catchphrase Kek
>>545906021>holidays are a cope for people with horrible livescome on,man. Is this the best you can do? >why not just buy it instead of getting a loanerm that's what a mortgage does numbnuts>why choose a flat over a houseBecause I'm a bachelor with no need for an entire house. A 2 bedroom flat is plenty for me.
>>545905305already paid for me holiday in japan lad, taking me and 3 matesalso thinking about putting offer on house i saw last week, good house in a good location, just decorated to look old, no need for mortgage either just gonna pay for it if i do buy italso wouldn't shag that lass, cant get over stupid hairstyle
>>545906397The UK national debt is approximately £44,000 to £44,485 per person.
>>545906466should start sending debt letters out to everyone like, tell'em thanks to government borrowing this is what you oweprobably wouldnt do much because this country is beyond saving, but might wake up a few people
>>545906466Blessed be the debt goyim. If not for them, Hope not hate and all the rest would've already performed ethnic cleansing edicts
>>545906530Explain that every time a bame arrives, they reduce the per capita numbers.. not the rape and murder ones, admittedly. Although if they exclusively raped and then murdered boomers, that would help.
Spastic-upon-Cringe
>foggy>beard gets moist
>>545906466It's fine, your mum's working it off in the back bedroom.
>>545905506why do we have to feed him now?
>>545906466If the debt is £44k each, and I have no debt, does that mean the OWE me £44k?
>>545906652dont be a silly billy, the debt belongs to the white british people, dont try and make our precious bames pay your debts!
>>545906672
>Last year 23% of under 18s sentenced for rape were sent straight to custody.>The rest were given community-based punishments - like rehabilitation orders or unpaid work.Grim.
>>545906466I've gotten more than that in bennies over the last ten years
>>545906655lmao
>While writing this piece last Saturday I had to break off for an hour because my street was suddenly plunged into darkness. We had a power cut.>I found my emergency torch, but the batteries had leaked. My candles had been pushed to the back of a cupboard and I had no idea where I had put my wind-up radio with its emergency torch. It felt like an omen.Luv me wind up radio and the BBC. Non wind up radio owners won't even know how to poo in a "Black Sky" event
>BREAKING: N3on Launches 24/7 AI-Generated Stream of Himself>The streamer announced plans to run an AI-powered version of himself around the clock whenever he is offline>N3on is responding to the backlash after saying that he has done his “last stream as a human being” and declaring himself the “first Al streamer in the world. going to bed now. don't make me do anything that can jail me.”
>>545907113grim that they actually think people will fight for this shite hole of a country
>>5459067792 yrs ago
Make Israel great again.
>>545907310>Save us Stephen Miller
Can't wait to consume more Brand news. Certainly not because seeing a rich celeb get their comeuppance makes me feel better about my life. It's an important story, unlike grooming gangs and being replaced in my own country by horrible brown people.
>>545907310Woke 3.0 is here
>>545907510Innit. White men are the real chud rapists, not fresh off the boat afghans who rape within 24hrs of setting foot on British clay.
>Walk into GP office to just hand in a note that will take at most 30 seconds seconds and you're stuck behind a line of 2 old black ladies. Literally just walking home now after going in at 8:00am.
>>545907764Did they need to get a pigeon translator on the phone? Or did they have one of those languages with clicks ?
>cause I would bike 22 miles>and I would bike 22 more
The young need to apologise. 60+ers have worked their entire lives and build most of what we see around us in this country, yet are forced to survive on measly pensions while constantly being told they "have it better" than the young.
>>545903667Of course the media frame it as attacks on innocent bames 'just here to do good and help your grandmother' and inferring those who don't want them here are uneducated and 'we just need to teach them this is not right' type stuff.BBC media types. Sick of them.
Eating some bumbaclaat eggs
>>545904788Super soaker full of water and dog shit through the letterbox
>>545907926I worked all my life and contributed into a pension for 45 years, but I only get a small amount with my private pension. I did not quite save enough in my pot and also took quite a significant tax-free lump sum when I retired which I frittered away and have nothing to show for it.I was heavily into drinking so that is where most of the money went. Alcohol clouded my memory so much, I can’t even remember how much my lump sum was – all I know is that it was significant, maybe it was around £30,000.I was never very good with money. My wife was the one who always used to deal with our finances. I always had a good income, but without realising it, I had always spent more than I was getting.I ended up with almost £18,000 of debt. It was mostly credit card debt and payday loans, but I also had significant rent arrears and was threatened with eviction which brought things to a head.I stopped drinking alcohol in 2016 after I became a born-again Christian. My financial situation improved as I got help from the charity Christians Against Poverty’s debt service. I managed to get debt free in 2016 through an insolvency.I am no longer in debt, but life is a struggle and I am still having to rob Peter to pay Paul sometimes. Absolute kekery.
>>545904788Piss disc through letterbox.
From a few months ago, but only saw it now: https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/uk-politician-says-hell-try-to-bring-club-penguin-back-for-200k-tiktok-likes-3390659/>A sitting Member of Parliament bet 200,000 TikTok likes that he’d take Club Penguin’s resurrection all the way to Parliament.>Gordon McKee, the 31-year-old Labour MP for Glasgow South who previously went viral for explaining the Employment Rights Bill in 30 seconds, turned his attention to something far less legislative.>In a new TikTok, McKee mourned the children’s MMO that Disney shut down in 2017 and wove it into the UK’s freshly confirmed plans to ban social media for under-16s. His argument boiled down to a question that sounds ridiculous until you sit with it for a second.McKee calls Club Penguin a “safe space” in push to raise the game in Parliament>“The death of Club Penguin was a tragedy,” McKee said. “Not just because it was fun for kids, but because it was a safe space online and there isn’t enough of those.”>He ticked off the game’s safety credentials to bolster his case: human moderators who worked around the clock, chat filters that scrubbed out bad language, and an option that locked players into pre-written sentences so no personal information slipped through. You couldn’t send pictures, either.>McKee described the game as “a way for kids to learn how to use the internet safely and socialize with their friends online,” which, for a platform built around cartoon penguins waddling through snowball fights, turned out to be remarkably ahead of its time.>“As we move toward a ban for under sixteens on social media, we’ve got to make sure kids know how to use the internet safely and aren’t trapped in dangerous algorithms,” he added. If the video hit 200,000 likes, he promised, he would raise bringing back Club Penguin in Parliament.Fucking state of that.
> NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children>Lisa Nandy will extend the UK's social media ban for under-16s to online marketplaces including eBay, Vinted, Depop and Facebook Marketplace>It comes after warnings that under-16s are being asked for "indecent photos in exchange for money"Who else got Nonce On Napster? Perhaps Raped On Runescape? Bummed on Bionicle Online?
>>545908294>Harassed on Habbo Hotel>Groomed on GaiaOnline>Nonced on Neopets
>>545907926The problem with the state pension is its a giant ponzi scheme. People think their ni contributions are invested somewhere, but theyre just immediately used to pay current pensions. Hence the need for constant expansion of the workfore and "importing" workers.
>>545908373And now Trump is saying he's against deportations. Every le based right wing leader is a sellout
>>545908255They get mad that companies close down as a result of all the retarded laws they keep passing. Really makes you think.
>>545904788>>545905041 is the best advice.However failing that I would recommend cooking broccoli in a bag in the microwave. The stench will permeate everywhere.
>>545908294Dicked on DOTA
>>545908373No NO
Thought I was having a heart attack last night, weighed up my options, had another spliff, then went to bed
>>545908373France has been Islamic for decades
>>545908757Had that a few times. Probably a panic attack.
>head of policy for rape charity>Amelia Handy
>>545907310Deportations were good. It's literally just the Iran war, and how hard he sucks off Israel. That war has fucked everyone for zero benefit, and with little actual justification. Didn't they even admit that they started it because Israel lied about an imminent attack?
I can't wait for trump to back pedal on illegals so I can show my redpilled tommy supporting father that Trump is a worthless Zogbot
>>545908232>I became a born-again Christian. My financial situation improved as I got help from the charity Christians Against Poverty’s debt serviceHmm.Maybe he should have converted to Islam. They have some no-interest bank loans.
>SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO MOLEST ME VIA MORSE CODE!
>>545907926wow, only £1364 a year? i can see how that might be hard
Just realised Brand did that Andrew Sachs call thing, then fucked his granddaughter afterwards lol.
>As Brand arrived and took his place in the dock, he looked at the press benches and quipped whether any of them would like to meet him backstageHas he given up?
>>545909497Jesus christ, that ID.
>>545909497>>545909556>w0Ke1cexlmao
>>545901320Shit bake.Energy bills to go up 30%+ in Q1 2027.Government to announce socialisation of energy, effectively London and SE to pay for rest of countries bills, for the indolent, for the benniemongs.Open your wallet wagecucks!
>>545906089R-NHS (which you must bow to AS A GOD).
>>545909517For a quickie?
>>545907113lol, about 18 million people have flooded into the country since 2000, many subhuman 3rd worlders, and they think a wind up radio and a BBC broadcast will suffice when the power is out for 3 days.If the power is out for 3 hours the niggers rob the trainers stores, lamo, this winter is gonna be absolutely lit.So glad I'm leaving this sinking shithole island.
>>545907510After Brand it's Walliams turn, then it's Fry.
>>545909949Where are you going
>>545908473This was known and widely discussed in the 1980s/early 90s, I remember it clearly. Conservatives allowed companies to take a break from making contributions to company schemes that were in surplus (foolish), and I think Brown as chancellor allowed firms to capitalise their pension schemes as assets to borrow against (insane).The whole pension matter was considered ripe for overhaul but... surprise surprise it was kicked down the road. Then 9-11, immigration of 3rd world, 2008 GFC and so on. Now we're fucked.
>>545905292NHS is a well known evil.
So it turns out it's the Christian rapists we should have been concerned about
>>545909984>FryThat interveiw wheres the bent nose pederast goes on about how molested kids should just get over it should have finished him
>>545910111>>545910185The welfare state and its consequences...
>>545909987he'll never answerhe wants to keep his special escape place secret
>>545910234Money on it, brand will get a heavier sentence for he said she said bum insertion that that actual pedo torture rape gangs
>>545910244I think Walliams is next in the barrel as he's just had the injunction overturned (time for an appeal) but they are already teeing up Fry for molesting kids. Maybe a 3rd will enter the race.Once person who will not face any heat will be Jemima Khan (nee (((Goldsmith)))) as she is protected, even though she did the injunction with Brand to silence another of his women. In fact I suspect MSM will fail to mention hers is the first name on the injunction at all.
>>545910367Walliams will likely neck himself i reckon. Apparently hes got a history of attempts. Personally i reckon he played too many deviant characters (bitty etc) and made it his full time persona cos thats what the public wanted.At least the cunt made me laugh, unlike fry or brand.
russell brands sentencing to be broadcast on tv for a whole nationwide anti-mysogony struggle session.
>>545910573Is this not a bit show trial tier?
>>545910548Fry is your "sensitive queer, but evil" archetype. I've worked with one before. There will be all sorts of bad stuff to come out.As for Walliams, a "fox in the henhouse" archetype, usually very manipulative.Finally Brand, is the Dandy/Libertine, at some point the act became the person or maybe the person came first, or perhaps it was a bit of both (most likely). The winds have changed now and what was fringe and ironic is now beyond the pale.
>>545910640>people still haven't realised we live in socialist britain
>>545910234What about those catholic priests, eh?
>>545908294>groomed on ebay messagesi don't believe that has ever happened
>>545910140that's a bit rude of him
Rape is universally condemned yet simultaneously desired by both men and women.This is seen in Jeffery Epstein's infamy, everyone hates the man but simultaneously wishes they were him.
>>545910819wog
>>545910640Yes - I don't even know why they're doing it. They normally only televise it in the case of mass murderers and terrorists lol.
>>545910640BBC are having the Strictly professionals do a Jive re-enactment dance of Brands crimes before they cut to the Judge giving his sentence using a Strictly points card
>>545910887>Carry On Bumming
>>545910771HMRC wants the id verification data to molest people's bank accounts
>>545910885Terrorist mass bummer
>>545901320>People from Boston when they find out that they’re more English than Irish
>>545910887>Mr Brand, you will receive SEVEN! years in prison
>>545910885I recall them doing it a lot for people involved in the Southport riots.
>>545910995Please don't notice or speculate.
>>545903667>He said the organisation had discussed issuing staff with body-worn cameras and had funded transport for workers in the area.Fucking LOL. Hopefully one of these dinghy-dummies hits record while they're abusing some old person
>He said: "We need to teach them that this behaviour isn't right. It's not patriotic. Having a go at migrant workers is not a good thing to do and these people are there to care for your community.">it's not patrioticis that, dare a say, a NOOOODGE! Well done RICU
>>545910140Yoruba Thatcher really gets the old chap twitching
>>545910940Largely this.You will need to do the equivalent of "sign in to the internet" using your passport or other government verifiable ID. This will allow the state to bring down a control grid on all online activity. Who you are, what you post, who you communicate with, where you spend what money, total control. More or less a western/capitalist version of the Chinese social credit score system.
>>545910640Bri'ish celebs need to understand what happens to anyone who abandons the regime
>>545911110Rupert and the Lotus Eaters are right. We need Kemi. The West is finished anyway, so might as well give Carl his 1% tax break.
Heard on some youtube video that Rupert Lowe wants to loosen the gambling lawsTime to don your "fell for it again" award badges
>>545911176£37bn on 'test and trace' GCHQ helped with the codebase
>>545911176And we also need to fight Chinese because they have the same
sky news overegging this brand thing. "hundreds of victims" apparently from this monster "hiding in plain sight". a succession of women complaining about the court procedure.remember the number of boaties who have raped and still get a council house.
>Kemi yesterdayIs she auditioning for Wicked
>>545911233It's a pincer movement, Govt does its side with NHS apps and HMRC making tax digital, and on the commercial side the social media, ebay, and other online platforms get forced into strongly identifying you with an identifier that govt can verify. Then government will build what is called a "fusion centre" to bring the 2 sides of data together for total visibility.THis is what they did after 9-11, but for terrorists and passports, bank info, travel records, etc.T. Works on this sort of system for the military industrial complex.
When will Walliams get officially named
>>545911265there's so many living prime ministers
>>545911265i flicked on the tv and caught her singing teh anthem. she looked a bit foolish in all black, incongruous.
>>545911295Trying to run away? Nah, you stay.
>>545911265Jfc boris could have brushed his hair, fucking worzel
>>545911292will digital-id even work or will it be a stupid kafkaesque mess
>>545911295When he loses the appeal against overturn of the injunction (more work for hand rubbing (((lawyers))) ).BTW Brand transfered all his assets and money to the wife over a month ago, anticipating the flood of civil actions and compensation claims,Might put a claim in myself actually.
>>545911265At least she wasn't late this time
do you think we could ship all our muslims over to america since they would probably be more than happy to take them in nyc or michigan? they'd rather live there than this shitty island
>>545911341Of course it won't
Inside the bighouseHis nightmare unfoldsBefore he got thereHis manpussy was sold
>>545911317Maaaaaate, that's just her skin, what do you want her to do about that?
>>545911256Honestly forgot Sky News exists, no wonder they have to do sad gotcha shit like they did with Drumpf yesterday
Reform are at it again
>>545901320Can someone call back the ginger prince? I guess the british will need men soon, considering he is the only one with guts to at least fake going to war he will be needed.
>>545911422why does his photo look like a newspaper snap of someone going into court
>>545911341Since it will be a government scheme, and the population now consists of everyone from everywhere and many old people who speak no english, have custard for brains, etc, it will be a shitshow of some sort. You'll probably end up with 4 IDs none of which you can use and the scamming will be epic.You'll probably discover you've taken out a help to buy loan when you dont even own a house.
>>545911422>>545909079
>>545911300Statistically it's more likely than not that Burnham joins their row by next year.
>>545901320Very telling that most shills want us to vote for right wing parties who increase immigration (to suppress wages). Yet once again, another Labour win
