Why are millenials aging so badly? I thought you were aging better than zoomers.
At least we're literate and know how to navigate file systems.
I knew JK Rowling was a hack when she churns out books when Tolkien never even finished the Silmarillion.
Zoomers dicks don't work
>>545908807We are aging better. Zoometes are certainly chopped and the men are balding in their 20s. This isn't something we laugh at though, you're victims
look, I'm not gonna buy these stupid books just to support anti-trannyism.
>>545909213I think GRRM is even more of a hack and that fat fuck couldn’t finish a book to save his life
imagine reading genre fiction lmao.
>>545909634>And far away, as Frodo put on the Ring and claimed it for his own, even in Sammath Naur the very heart of his realm, the Power in Barad-dûr was shaken, and the Tower trembled from its foundations to its proud and bitter crown. The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare. Then his wrath blazed in consuming flame, but his fear rose like a vast black smoke to choke him. For he knew his deadly peril and the thread upon which his doom now hung. From all his policies and webs of fear and treachery, from all his stratagems and wars his mind shook free; and throughout his realm a tremor ran, his slaves quailed, and his armies halted, and his captains suddenly steerless, bereft of will, wavered and despaired. For they were forgotten. The whole mind and purpose of the Power that wielded them was now bent with overwhelming force upon the Mountain. At his summons, wheeling with a rending cry, in a last desperate race there flew, faster than the winds, the Nazgûl, the Ringwraiths, and with a storm of wings they hurtled southwards to Mount Doom.It's pretty based anon, even has armies of shitskins failing to take Constantinople
>>545909213It's funny to hear people saying her books are great for kids. They're not; the prose is garbage. Srsly, go look at the Wind in the Willows; sublime writing.
>>545909694Not enough jews being publicly incinerated though
>>545908807She's still adorable
>>545909797Grow up.
>>545909213The Silmarillion is ass and I'm tired of dweebs pretending otherwise.>and the elves travelled west but it was slow and boring and they got distracted and they stopped a lot and then they split into groups and some groups were even slower and then two elves made out for a million years and everyone just moved on and they were still making out and the seasons changed and they kept making out and then the other group saw a nice place and they liked it so they said "this place is nice" and they lived there and nobody ever saw them again because they kept going west but they didn't go west because they liked the nice place and nobody knows what happened oh my gooooooooooood shut up
>>545909999Nice quads but next I want to see a hand so we know what color you are
>>545910043more like smora milion
>>545908807I still remember when she became "legal" like 18 years ago. Now she's looking like a grandma. Time is unforgiving.
>>545909999But surely you can appreciate that Tolkien made the Dwarves speak Khuzdul, a language based off of Semitic languages, and made them not of Eru's making but of Aule, and made them brutally murder the greatest Eldar on Middle-Earth at that time, Elwe, better known as Elu Thingol, King of Doriath, out of sheer fucking greed. Shanking the King to death in his own halls to steal his Silmaril and necklace.
>>545908807Harry Potter and the Woman Who Wasn't Harry Potter and the Dilator of Discord Harry Potter and the Groomer Gooner
>>545910194Pic related is Anna Farris.
>>545909213Finishing books is what an author is supposed to do.
>>545910226Plingoplangobokthortis.
>>545908807>Ron turned into red-head Hitler
>>545908807it’s just “remaster” of existing pocket versions of the books, rowling doesn’t write anymore
>>545910325Thats not true. An author is supposed to be stuck and constantly revise his work and then die of old age without publishing his work so his son can then the grandson uses it to get rich and later sell it to hollywood jews for a quick buck
>>545910318Anna Farris is almost 50 though, she's Gen x. Emma Watson is only 36 and she's aging horribly.
>>545909718okie dokie
>>545908807Oh of course >Malfoid was advance marketing
>>545908807We are aging well, for being in mid 30s to early 40s now.It's just your demented Boomer ass who still thinks it's 1998 and we are in our teens.
>>545908807What ever happened to that thriller book she was going to write, about a troon dressing up as a woman and killing women?
>>545908807Drugs and slop.
>>545908807>mids 30s year old white people looks mid 30s What the problem?
>>545909999South slavs really don't have souls.
>>545909213The Silmarilion is not a book but a collection of early drafts and background tales sketched by Tolkien and published by his son to milk the ip more, yw.
>>545908807At least we know how to order food at restaurants
>>545908807Looks pretty alright for a guy who's nearing 40, faggot.
>>545908807those are bri'ish, they don't count.
>>545908807Great more Narnia books
>>545909213She only wrote the first 2 books.The rest were done by ghost writers working off generic outlines she provided.Its pretty obvious when you look at them individually. They went from goofy with made-up words and British slang and focus on characters to dark and broody with english slang and beloved characters killed within a sentence and never mentioned again.There is no recognizable pattern on how much focus is spent on main characters vs support characters between books.Its not necessarily Rowlings fault. She wasnt really a writer and the success of the first book/movie created a demand from the publisher/studio that she simply couldnt keep up with.
>>5459088072026 is the year where the vax and possibly even a few Israeli covid strains began to visibly wear down zoomers and millennials. You might discount this post and not understand it but you will. Israel shot us first. It's their m.o.
>>545915228He's Israeli, their inner selves manifest as if from a sewer when they turn 35-40. It's nature's way of trying to give you a fighting chance. But simp.
Ron was fucking great in that show, Servant.
