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Im 39 year old virgin
I Wana have sex before gta 6 (sex)
Should I hire a prostitute or what
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>>545908854
Buy an ad migger
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>>545908854
When you guys do and say things like this, you only give women everywhere even more inflated egos. Stop overvaluing pussy.
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>>545908854
you’re 39 and STILL worrying about it?
I’m 34 and stopped giving a shit a long time ago.
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>>545908854
By the mid 70's the whores had become insufferable mainly due to the powerful drugs they were on; Cocaine for the steely cold disdain, speed for the evil treachery, heroin for the skeletal wretches. Just stay away. Live like a modern monk and save your money.
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>>545909286
what if they release women 2.0 (with fluffy tails)?
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>>545908854
If you're still a virgin at 39 then I doubt you're going to just get lucky anytime soon. If you do it'll be with some fat retard with BO. May as well find a nice looking whore.
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Yes. The chance of the magical double virgin sex is long gone by your age, under you convert to Islam or something. Medium priced escorts are affordable and not trashy.
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>>545909386
A fat retard with BO is probably a good option for him. He will pair bond and she has a higher chance of loving him than a higher SMV woman.
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>>545908854
Just pay a homeless women in cheeseburgers to blow you anon.
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>>545908854
Keep your seed you fucking moron. You need it to do A LOT of things. Quit porn and jerking off. If you have trouble, reduce slowly, but inexorably.

Reduce reduce and reduce it to almost zero, then reduce it to zero. The end goal is not that important, the important thing is that you MUST reduce.
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>>545908854
you wont, pussies like you cant make the call.
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>>545908854
Give me your address and I will have sex with you.
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Drink bleach?
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>>545908854
why not ? but id give it a 10% chance for not to be disappointed
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>>545908854
since you are already here might as well become an archmage (priest)
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>>545908854
I once was decided to take the whole world as my enemy but that was just until something strikes me. It's improbable to be hated by everyone on purpose, mathematically impossible. In that case there is only one viable answer which is people needs to treat you badly even if they don't want to not because they hate you but because they believe in you and they took the risk to be attacked in order of believing.

Gotta admit, it takes courage.
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I'm a used up 62 year old Jigalo.
Can I give all that sex back for my restored Virgin Wizardhood never sullied by clam juice or is it too late?
I will even give back the memory of the taste of virgins on my lips.
I was a man whore and I am ashamed.
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>>545909286
do not listen to this faggot, if sex was not important there would have been at least one virgin politician, im 28yo virgin, if you lose it now, we cannot do a global mass casualty event together :/



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