How do you become a spy?
Apply on Indeed
>>545924417Have slightly above average IQ, be narcissist personality type, get bachelors degree, apply on Craigslist
You don't. They breed them on purpose.
you're a sleeper they activate u soon slava ukraine allahu ackbar
>>545924417in Finland they just had ads on subway do you speak chinese or russian? call here or smthng
>>545924417Solve the Bond Burger meme and they will contact you
>>545924417You already blew it.Also>This post is off-topic.You know what that means! =]
>>545924768Secretly pounded
>>545924417be a 8+/10 petite chinkoid.
>>545924417Asks Jensen Huang
>>545925062Would
>>545924417>have a job/position that affords you access to valuable/sensitive information/people>know several politically useful languages>additionally several other languages that are useful in a current zone of operations>and/or grow up in one of these cunts>establish contact with the embassy youre looking to work foretcits often more of a job that chooses yo, than it is you choosing it. just be aware the severance pay is often pretty brutal, depending on how everything plays out (see: US embassies in libya and afghanistan)
>>545924417Daily sphincter stretches and look up YouTube videos for tips and tricks on sucking old man dick.
>>545924417Easy, you apply. Then they teach you the proper way to deliver a blowjob and send you to the middleast
>>545924417Why did he hamburger my sister last night?
>>545924417Spies are mostly recruited in universities. Study something to do with international relations or journalism and show that you're the type of person who can recruit and manage an agent (someone who feeds you secret information, usually in exchange for money) then a member of the faculty who is linked to an intelligence agency will ask you if you're interested in doing that for a job.
>>545924417You don’t
Apply as intelligence officer.
>>545924417>How do you become a spy?you have to be loyal, that's me - I can't be bought or seduced, but you also have to be mentally stable,that's not me anymore
>>545924417idk, have you tried spying on people?
>>545924417first, you have to be a gay man, so it's not for you.
>>545924417fuck off glownigger wannabe
>>545924417Be born in easy mode gender and dont be too fat
>>545924417Become a homosexual cross dresser like all the rest of the glowniggers
>>545924417Need a spy degreeI'm not even joking
>>545924417Get a job with your government then call Israel and tell them you want them to take pictures of you sucking peepee and you will trade them information if they do?Seems to be how the us spies we know and love got work
glowniggers need to start paying me for posting here but they probably lol at me doing it for free the fucking niggers
>>545928164Dont bother - bnd only recruits DEI faggots, jeets and commie girls. So chances are pretty slim they can read
>>545924417> Buy everything in the Sharper Image catalog. > Buy a tuxedo> Go to a cocktail party
>>545924417A guy who pretends to be a professor at your university grooms you.
>>545924417it's not a job for people with an IQ more than slightly above average
>>545924417be White with great hair. if not, you can bee a specialist
>>545924417>>545924417"They" used to post in the economist magazine but I honestly have no idea if that's a thing now. That was like 35 years ago so...dunno.The proper term btw is information analyst and look for the "in field" as part of the description. The pension is better than the paycheck from my understanding
just spy people
>>545924417you already failed the test.
>>545925521Opened this thread hoping to find this
>>545924417Start exercising in going undercover.
>>545924417>Get a license to kill off Alibaba>drink a vodka martini in front of the mirror>saying Ian Fleming three timesvoila now you can travel to Siberia and kill Yeltsin in his fortress of doom
>>545924417Anyone can become a /pol/ spy for free. You just have to go and engage in espionage and report back to us periodically with the details.
>>545924417Study in demand foreign relationsAttend a top 5 ish program
>>545924417Like this! Picrel
>>545924417gotta bond burger someone's sister first
>>545924417Depends. Do you mean secret police, trained in spycraft, etc... or do you mean some one in a foreign land working in a place of importance leaking secrets? Because these are two very different things.The former is similar to any other job, you send an e-mail with your CV, ask if they have any openings, and go for a few rounds of interviews. These sorts of organisations usually recruit from the military or police though, not regular civilians.The later is more just being talked to by some dude who probably works for one of the above organisations. They tell you you'd be serving your country, you'll be kept safe, and youll be given money. Or you get blackmailed into it.
>>545925521Last night I bondage served your sister
Sell your soul. Simple as
>be a Mormon>Visit other countries under the guise of missionary work>?????>ProfitThey don't want browns. Married mormons have devotion to God, Corps, And Country. Being married with kids also makes you less likely to defect.
>>545935786You can also work for non profits such as USAID to get a cover story.
>>545924417Bow to the CCCP
>>545924417The kind you're thinking? >Do sports in high school. >Do lots of debate and math. >Graduate.>Join the Army. >Go to RASP. >Excel in RASP. >Hang out in Batt for a few years. >Drop a packet for SFAS. >Excel in SFAS. >Hang out doing JCETS on an ODA for awhile. >Get an email that starts with "You may have heard of the Unit, but you don't know blah blah" or ask your team Z about SMU. >Go to SMU selection. >Excel in SMU selection. >Don't act like a retard during rapid fire psych after the long walk. >Make friends at the Farm. >Don't get kicked out of the Unit for selling cocaine or fucking some guy's wife in Korea. >Use your GI Bill for pre-law or psychology. >Finish your contact. >Apply at CIA.gov for Special Activities. >Don't be autistic at your interview (or do). >????>Profit
I would spy for Russia or China because we're an occupied country and I want to liberate itSadly Ireland has nothing of interest to anyone so it's a waste of time
>>545924417Be a cute girl who is totally not affiliated with the CCP, and then have an affair with a billionaire CEO more than twice your age.
>>545936668Alternatively you can just be a faggot at your local ROTC pursuing a bachelor's in Russian, Chinese, Arabic, Pashtun, Persian, Albanian or some other hook language, get a commission, then start from step 11. But this way is for actual homosexuals.
My godmother is unironically a spy.She speaks fluent French and Arabic.Has always worked on the top floor in embassy’s.Lives in an apartment in central London, and a house in Surrey.Her husband’s also a spy. Whenever something around the world kicks off they immediately get deployed to the embassy in that country: Congo, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan.They also seem to spend a lot of time in Brussels. They’re constantly travelling to war zones. Both of them are Oxbridge educated, speak more than 2 languages, and the husband is good at IT.
>>545924417Apparently by being a woman. Some would call that discrimination. Just sayin
>>545937070Can confirm, this man's uncle and aunt flew over my house in a spy plane.
>>545924592This for alot of them. There was a program where china brought over the children of african leaders and put them through college with state mandated women. They will then use the children that result as spys and dignitaries when they grow up and their fathers are leaders in africa.
>>545924417You start as a janny and if you delete enough good threads CIA asks if you'd like to join
>>545924417Fuck oogly tech dudes.
>>545924417Step 1: speak more than 1 language.Almost impossible for any american.
>>545938546And yet they always laugh at ESL's. Embarrassing.
