why the fuck aren't you mormon yet?>strong 99% white communities>guaranteed a cute tatoo free trad wife (or many)>guaranteed many kids>community will make sure you have a well paying job and house>safe crime and vice free neighborhoodswhat's stopping you? muh south park? this is the white man's religion. it's made just for us.
>>545932241>Pedo fifth column cult renowned worldwide for their love of selling off their daughters to old men and cuckoldry.>"They're actually very based, look at the creepy propaganda this nation within a nation maintains on Instagram and TikTok!"How about you kill yourself, freak.
Buy an ad faggot
Gary: Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it
>>545932241>why the fuck aren't you mormon yet?Aren't some of his wives quite young?
>>545932241Probably because you actually have to put effort in. You have to work for the church in some way, doing missionary or some kind of work, and you have to always be presentable, something probably 90% of people here can't do.
>just join a sect and date nutcases, bro!
5, 7, 3, 6, 4, 2, 1 in ascending order
I'm a Christian. I can't be a Mormon.
>>545932241I don't like it but I can't think of an argument for why is it anymore degenerate than being jewish..
>>545932241No sons? Poor guy
>>545932241Nice white church you’ve got there
>>545932241Because I don’t need to hide it if I feel like I’m gay. I’ll be Mormon if I start feeling gay
>>545932241Mormonism is a heretical cult.
>>545932241that bricks and minifigs video
>>545932241If it were possible to live this life without joining a cult I’d be on the first plane to Utah.
Rumor on the streets that lady got fucked by her entire cult as a kid
>>5459337561978 really fucked them up
>>545932241>muh south park?*deep sigh* 20 fucking years i have been explaining this to people… THE BOOK OF MORMON IS PRO MORMONIT IS THE HIGHEST REVIEWED BROADWAY SHOW IN HISTORY ALL BROADWAY CRITICS ARE JEWISHTHE TONYS ARE JEWISH MORMONS ALL TRAVEL TO NYC TO WATCH ITTHERE IS NOT ONE MOMENT OF CRITICISM IN IT
Mormons are a large reason America is becoming a whiter nationMany Mexicans already have European genetics as well
>>545934121The Book of Mormon is a comedy that acknowledges there probably is some fictitious elements to the religion but that the religion ultimately helps people a lot so it's okayIt's very mature for the authors of such a terrible show
>>545932241boring. I dont want to be given things. I want to take them.
>>545933756The funny part is that the Mormon church dumps the third world converts in areas like West Valley and Ogden. If you go to the wealthy Mormon areas of SLC like Provo and Orem you will only see the upper class white Mormons. I used to live in West Valley and honestly it was pretty rare to ever meet any white Mormons, it was mostly white trash and minorities.
>>545932241None of those children look alike
>>545932241i got no real issues with mormons desuid imagine if i was religious i would probably think theyre a bunch of weird cultists/heretics. in fact i kinda still think that, since their beliefs are pretty out there lol. and the founder, as far as i can tell, was literally completely secular and just lying through his teeth to everyone for the rest of his life. but then for some reason didnt go all psycho and evil on his cult members? not only that he actually took pretty good care of them. pretty strange given how those things usually go (cmon bro just drink the koolaid and were gonna go ride a comet, erryones doin it)but as far as newer religions go, theyre pretty benign. at least from an outside PoV. internally, i think they tend to go way too hard on their own with the constant turboshaming of things that rly fucking dont matter all that much. on several occasions ive seen followers literally about to kys because they were afraid ppl would find out they like jerked off, or saw a girl naked or something lol
>>545932710/thread
>>545933843>muh youtoobershut the fuck up retard
>>545932241mormons teach that jesus and satan are brothers. and that god the father has wives he breeds human souls from. and that he also has a, idk what they call him, god the grandpa.it's nonsense.it's heresy.it's hellfuel, if ever the unquenchable firelake would need a top up.it's tragic for them.but evangelical prots have half-dozen white children all the time. no need to burn in hell to have a large huWhite family
>>545934121as i understand it, the mormons were actually fine with it, with their only stipulation that they hand out some mormon propaganda as part of the shows programi dont even think matt and trey were trying to put em down that hard anyways. they just both grew up just outside mormon mecca and probably just had a bunch of jokes about them that they didnt know what else to do with
>>545932710They are White and have big White families and that's all they need to do to be worth 1000x more than your sexless incel ass you virgin fuckwit.
>>545932241Because (1) I am not a filthy heretic and (2) I am not a retarded worshipping a proven convicted con man.
>>545932241'Cause I'm a shitskin
>>545932241in 100 years, the only Whites in america will be amish or mormon (otherwise formerly amish or mormon)any White living in a less than 90% White county can expect their descendants to be mixed out of existenceyou've been warned
>>545932241Not joining your retarded cult, faggot.
>>545934590Mormon trash
>>545934590It's a relatively good environment to raise a family in (just like it's good to fool your kids into believing in santa claus, because it makes them happy), but LDS is genuinely just too corrupt to take seriously.>captain kidd-tier prophet mandates that polygamy will never disappear from the earth, and the church will never bend the knee to a wordly authority>US government bans polygamy>church resists for a few years>US government threatens to take away church property unless they bend the knee>uhh... WE HAVE HAD A CONTINUING REVELATION FROM GOD - he actually conveniently doesn't want polygamy anymore! We didn't bend the knee - it's genuinely just God telling us that polygamy is actually bad and Smith was wrong and that we shouldn't resist and suffer for faith like the Levites did...not that you would recognize the irony of that, because those raised in LDS are groomed for emotional decision making over logos. Literal "follow your emotions - they're the truest form of reason" tier mental de-clawing.
>>545934760>proven convicted con man.truethe thing that trips me out is that he then went on to keep his followers safe, all throughout some pretty dangerous travels, and actually led them to their own zion.youd think a guy thats that cynical and just looking for power would instead find some isolated spot and do the usual cult-leader-tortures-their-followers-in-isolation shtick. instead he cut a bloody trail of injuns for thousands of miles, so that his dudes could have their own spot.pretty interesting character all things considered. to say nothing of his absolutely bizarre death circumstances, and whatever tf he meant by that masonic distress code as his last words
you are a tremendous faggot for siding with some clickbait zoomer youtuber like serious kill yourself
>>545932241Mormons aren't Christian.
>>545932241because it's a grift. stop leaving your fucking books all over the beaches around Laie. it's embarrassing
>>545932241You are incredibly naive if you think that faking being a Mormon (that's what you'd be doing, unless somehow you magically started to believe their claims sincerely) will get a job and wife among Mormons. They are literally a wife-gathering cult. They're not giving you one of their daughters just because you come strolling and claiming to believe their shit. Most of them don't even believe it!
>>545932241
because my iq is above 85
>>545932241Everyone on this board is too degenerate to be mormon
>>545932241all female childrensuspect semen
>>545935850you're most likely a brainlet who got honey-potted by women into an actual cult of intellectually dishonest spiritual pseudo-jews who leech on 10% of your labor.
>>545936162>most of them don't even believe itThat's the notion that I struggled a lot with near the end of my "investigation". Do the most intelligent among them actually believe this? Or is it just a case study in successful societal power structures? The benevolent lie, twisted by a corrupt hierarchy?In the end, I bailed. There were too many conveniently constructed policies that supported corruption by church leadership. You don't architect that by accident.
>>545932241>don't you wanna be a christkike?>not only thay, do you want to be the only kind of christkike somehow worse that jehovah's witnesses?
>>545936289more like anti-androgenic pollution
>>545932241Mormons do not have an oversupply of women. Incels converting to mormonism will be used, taxed, and discarded by the gang with their dicks still in hand.
>>545936239buddy if you ever lived around mormons you’d know how degenerate THEY are.
>>545933711Having all women ensures max conversion rate, you can't trust a Mormon lad not to fall for khazar milkers or latinas
>>545936164we have so many mormon preds out here on the islands. one recently was caught. he was a sickly looking old man who ran a pharmacy and would jerk it next to his daughter with A GROUP CHAT OF OTHER MORMON MEN.https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hauula-man-45-facing-federal-160500287.htmlYou think jews are bad about csam? wait until you see what mormons are up to!
>>545936971Based!
>>545936239Are they? I always assume the average /pol/ack to be some goodie-two-shoes religious guy who's never done drugs, drank alcohol, or had premarital sex.
>>545937349super edgy, vpn jeet. we know how much you love cp too.
>>545937632But teens are not children! :3
>>545936971Damn
>>545934854>doesn't know mormons opened the gates of their communities to non-whitesNgmi
>>545932241Salt Lake City anon here. OP is a retarded faggot. The LDS Church is worth $350 billion, acts like a racket, and accumulated this wealth through investments in defense contractors like Lockheed-Martin and pharmaceuticals. They made a killing off of the COVID vaxx. Also, they're getting browner by the day and their women are closet sluts.
>>545932710>selling off their daughtersEvery mormon thread someone says this but no one ever backs it up with it actually happening
>>545932241Because you'd be the one of the leftover males that get no wife and kicked out of the community.
>>545932241Because it is most certain that Joseph Smith was lying about the gold tablets
>>545932241dont mormon guys have to travel outside to find a suitable wife because all the old fucks keep the prime girls for themselves.just another degenerate sex cult.
>>545932241I shouldn't have to pretend in Jewish fairytales to have sex.
>>545939185I live in Utah. This shit doesnt happen
How many wives am I allowed to have?
>>545932241>why aren't you a CIA glownigger
>>545932241No. Designated Enemy. Anti-American anti-White anti-Human zionist jew satanics. Their mind game is dispelled by me:
>>545932241I’ve thought bout it a lot, but I’m too honest.I won’t really be accepted unless you play the cult game, and I’m not really willing to do that.Might be worth a shot to just roll up with:>Do you accept members who just want to be in the mafia and not the cult?But that seems offensive.
They act too jewishNot American spiritThey don't allow outsiders in
>>545932241>freemason offshoot cult that's centered around fucking as much holy christian hymen as possiblei mean it's based but for the wrong reasons
>>545939185way to ignore my earlier reply. The guy was using his own daughter in a group chat with other mormon men. you're all preds.
>>545943226So your church has never had a sexual predator, correct? Is that what youre saying?
>>545932840Lol
>>545933619Haha u fucking psycho
The hot young girls are for bloodlines that have been Mormon for generations. They'll tempt you with pretty women to come to church the first few times but once you've converted the best you'll be allowed to have access to are the brown and black immigrants they've shipped in or some middle-aged born-again whore and that's the best case scenario.
>>545932241I'm not braindead, I can't believe in bunch of gooblygook
