Zoomers so delusional. Pretending they are "retro 2008 rich bro"Aren't they tired of copying everything millenial?
>>545934886Most zoomers can't even afford a one bedroom apartment
Millennial here, if you aren’t getting zoom zoom pussy, youre missing out
>>545934886People were fucking poor in 2008.
>>545934886>Wii U clipOne of these is not like the others.
LEAVE ZOOMIES ALONE CUNT
>>545934886these zoomer faggots have spiked the prices of ps vitas
>>545934886I kept everything I ever owned from the 90s to today. I must be a gorillionaire in their eyes.
>>545934886Most people moved on from those TVs by 2008
>>545934886I miss 2007
>>545934886When I was in 2008 it was tons of 80s shit. So this fits. Humans dont change.
>>545935155Weird seeing people nostalgic for that thing. It was a piece of shit new.
>>545935253i miss the pre 9/11 life and the pre 2008 economy
>>545935096How are you getting zoomee puss?
>>545935276No it wasnt quit lying.
>>545935176Also ps3 has been out for two years at that point. At least among my friends the 360 was actually the most popular console of that gen but I knew people with wiis and ps3s. With some tweaks this would be like, 2003-4 period actually but these faggot kids don’t actually care that much even though there are millions of us here able to give them very accurate descriptions of that time.
>>545934886>Aren't they tired of copying everything millenial?early millennials told them stories of how we played outside and how everything was awesome to they are trying to replicate it.
>>545935474Yeah in America the 360 was definitely more popular basically until the PS4 came out
>>545935382By talking to zoom zooms Not my first
>>545934886E-whore larp. Track days are more expensive than a mortgage.
>>545935382>>545935634unironically yes just talk to them. zoomer men are so scared they are not used to being talked to at all
>>545934886>the monkey jerks off in the zoo>not in the wildwhat's someone born in an open air prison to do, then?OP is a faggot
>>545934886creepy
Lets see this whores tits on of
>>545935176I still have a super nice B&O crt in my moms basement, it can even do pal60. Too bad I got nobody to carry it with me.
>>545936024Same, they're way too heavy for me to do much with but I don't wanna give it away
>>545934886which one of them stole that house from her ex husband?
>>545934886not 2026 richnot 2008 rich¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>545935096>>545935634>>545935800Why do you lie so much? I'm 34 and I'm even 6'3" and have my hair and zoomettes look at me like I'm a creepy old man.
>>545934886This is just >i was poor growing upcoping mechanismIts fine, not a trend just quite a few people are reliving what they missed out on back in the day
>>545934886neither millenials or zoomers can afford that fucking house
>>545936417rizzmaxx no cap
>>545935363>pre 9/11 life>pre 2008 economy>Hot To: tell you are a newfekk zoomgerfuck the €uro
>>545935155Modded psp 1000 master race reporting, let the zoomers have their overpriced trash and leave the real hardware to real men.>>545935163Sitting on an old brick gameboy, 3 special edition gbcs, a stack of rare n64 and ps1 games and roughly 25 pounds of assorted old yugioh cards, and that's just what's in my closet. Zoomzooms literally can't compete.
How much did a used NA miata cost in 2008 ? Because they are nearing 20k over here.... ratted out ones are still 7k+ Soon those things will cost more than factory new. I bought mine for 1500 back in 2015
>>545934886by 2008 crts were on their way out
>Shit is so bad that people want to go back to 2008I don't blame them
>>545936496i am 38
>>545936024You're too weak to move a tv?
>>545936417Stop being ugly. I smashed a zoomette I met on tinder not too long ago. First time I ever hooked up with a squirter.
>2008>retro
>>545935382>>545935096My problem is I'm bald. I have a very youthful attractive face, fit body, can talk the talk, wear the right clothes, make art, etc. but zoomies don't like visible signs of aging unless it's specifically a Daddy kink.I'm honestly a perfect candidate to clean up zoomer pussy in today's climate, but my hairline is holding me back.
>2008 rich>middle class ai slopIt’s so fucking over
>>545936417I'm fucking obese and they just come up to me. Stop being ugly.
>>545936712>but my hairline is holding me back.no you being a self conscious faggot is whats holding you back
>>545936712Save up and get a transplant before it’s truly over
feels good knowing my childhood was so based that adults nowadays want so badly to have experienced it
>>545935176Crt tvs are actually valuable now because of faggy video gamers, especially ones with built in vhs. Don't believe me check eBay
>>545934886>stop appropriating mu cultureLol you're a nigger. Also you don't have a culture.
>>545936651It's not the weight that's the Issue it's too bulky to get a good hold of it. Doesn't help that my mothers house stairs are narrow like concentration camp stairs.
The fuck am I supposed to do with this?
>>545934886>not 2026 rich>can buy all that crap for more expensive than it was in 2008 because of collector autism>lives in a 2 story house>has a modified (admittedly fairly old) sports carfuck off!!!
my daily driver is a 2008 shitbox and zoomers are being nostalgic about it lmaoYo any zoomie want a PRISTINE peugeot 207 with 350,000km on it? only 5,000 dollars in ORIGINAL CONDITION
>>545936417You’re probably ugly with a shit personal
ALL I WANT IS A SMALL HOUSE.I WOULD HAPPILY LIVE IN A TRAILER BUT THEY ALL COME WITH A FUCKING 458 DOLLAR A MONTH HOA FEEI JUST WANT TO OWN SOMETHING AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOME FUCKING KIKES SCAMMING ME 15 YEARS DOWN THE ROADI GAVE UP ON WAGEKEKING BECAUSE EVEN SAVING UP $80,000 WITH 720 CREDIT I COULDN'T GET APPROVED FOR MORE THAN A FUCKING LITERAL CRACK SHACK WITH A RIVER IN THE BASEMENTI DO NOT WANT TO THROW AWAY 1700 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH JUST TO HAVE A PLACE TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIENDI AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT I GIVE UPI HAVE ZERO REASON TO MOVE OUT FROM MY PARENTSALL I ASKED FOR WAS A TINY BOX TO LIVE IN THAT I COULD OWN FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>>545934886if you were 2008 rich, you should have a large high quality lcd (must be 1080p, not limited to 720 as many were then), and you would have both a ps3 AND a 360 just to flex, not previous gen consoles
In 2008 we already had a 42 inch flat screen TV for years and we were not rich because the rich people had 50+ inch plasmas.
>>545936712your sickly yellow or poop shitskin is whats holding you backand your disgustingly fugly mugand your stink
>>545936417You're ugly.
>>5459369525k is probably a lowball, give it 5 more years and shes worth 20k!!!!11!!!11! A classic!
>>545936813>>545936843No, I just date women my own age lol. The clean bald look works really well with millennial women and milfs. I don't really care that much about zoomettes, other than their tight little bodies and malleable minds. I could and should be cleaning up with the zoom zooms, but I just don't care that much. I like women that are attracted to men, baldness included. Not women with social anxiety and fried hormone levels.
>>545934886fun fact: zoomers grew up in 2008 too
>>545934886cringe af zoomie delusionsin 2008 real life was at least worth living, the goyslop gaming was secondary and not really that cool
>Wii U>2008
>>545937196Oh, I guess I did forget to mention I was white. Brother I look like Zach Efron mixed with Ian Somerhalder, but with a shaved head. My face card never declines. But the hairline definitely does not work for Zoomer women who are desperate to cling to their own youth.
>>545937264cope harder faggot in a few years we will be fucking gen alpha pussy
>>545934886Millennials were in high school in 2008
>>545934886That's pretty dope honestly
>>545934886Such a cozy moment... brought a tear to my millennial-eye
>>545934886what kind of dogs are those
>>545934886I approve. Lots of good media from the 90s and the aughts
>>545935253i miss not being alive