That's really retarded
Why?
so are (you)
>>545942303They're just seething about the midterm results
What do children need creatine for?
It's legal in California to fuck someone without disclosing you have HIV.
>>545942244Seems like kids and teens are abusing it. Causing a slew of health problems. Does not want to make the companies that make it liable.
>>545942831I buy gorilla mode off amazonDoes this mean I'll need to shill out my ID to get it and any other products that contain it?
>>545942244>Buyers will have to show ID when purchasing products that are marketed for weight loss or muscle building.>Proponents of the bill argue that "diet pills or dietary supplement for weight-loss or muscle-building pose a serious risk to children."It's not just creatine
>>545942831Is there even a single health problem actually connected to creatineIt's one of the most studied chemicals on the planet
>>545942244I haven’t used steroids for a decade but all I can say is that they’re illegal because they work. That’s the only reason government would limit the sale of creatine.
>need ID to buy creatine>can cast a vote in presidential election without an ID
>>545943852Creatine has no risk to anyone. Everyone should be taking it.
>>545942831You can't abuse it you fucking retard.That's like abusing melatonin. it's impossible.
>>545944131No. They've even found it can reverse alzeimers in women.
>>545942244good. fuck creatine, and fuck gavin newsome's reputation as a faggot. he needs to completely discredit himself nationally before he can run a presidential campaign.
>>545944131I call bullshit. I see this stupid fucking line repeated everywhere whenever I read about creatine. >le most studied chemical ever!Also all of its benefits go away if you stop taking it so in order to benefit from it permanently you have to have a lifetime dependency to it and pay forever. Just like aids medication.
>>545945000I can tell from how you type that you are a brown manlet
>>545945108>t. big pharma shillbuy an add
>>545942545What even is it?
more stuff needs to be banned. creatine actually gives people the super colon cancer. that's what it's coming from. it also causes kidney and liver faiure. you're scooping a big spoonful of poison into your blender bottle. people should be having more onions and estrogen supplements to counter this.
>>545942244driving to Cali next week.I'll be shoving packets of creatine up my ass to get it across the border. I might get flagged during the border strip check for having a massive erection but I'll just pretend it was due to the midterms.
>>545944133Can't you get a sufficient amount through diet? I cannot possibly trust that a powder I buy from some roid tranny in a supplement mart is going to be either real, or safe.But I can trust that wholefoods bought from farmers are legit.I read that you only require 3g of creatine.
Only trannies modify their organism with that shit
>>545945136>calls me a shill>doesn't say I'm wronglmao tiny brownoid confirmedstill 100% detection rate
>>545945000You probably have wrists the diameter of a needle.
>>545946543>>545946567buy an ad
>>545945136Creatine isn't sold by big pharma you fucking retard and it's found in natural foods like tomatoes.
>>545948954i like tomatoss
>>545942244What is "creatine" ?
>>545949201it come from tomatoss
>>545945237It's a dipeptide that naturally occurs in red meat.Basically california just made it harder for young people to be vegan.
>>545945000All of the benefits of water go away if you stop drinking it.Understand how retarded your argument is now?
>>545942244>That's really retardedYou know what this is totally unexpected and quite unusual for Democrats, they tend to have a flawless track record of common sense regulations and good governance.
>>545942244Good, creatine has made millions of men bald
>>545949832>I'm fat and baldBro, this is an anonymous veitnamese underwater basket weaving forum. You don't have to out yourself like that.
>>545945237>What even is it?It's already in your body and meat, but essentially your body uses it to utilise energy in your blood stream so it can help your in sustained physical endurance tasks if you sprinkle a bit extra on your cereal.It doesn't actually make your feel buzzed or anything.
>>545949368i like tomatoes...
>>545949955i'm fat and gay and bald
>>545942244ohhhhh say can you seeeeeeee
>>545942244creatine makes you go bald.
>>545950022wtf is tomatoes?
>>545950052i'm fat and retarded...
>>545950074tomotses
>>545949626>water is a supplement
Noo now how will I elonbuildmaxx !!!!
>>545945539God speed, soldier
>>545945631>Can't you get a sufficient amount through diet?Yeah. If you're already eating a reasonably high meat diet, people only need a gram or few per day. People add a bit extra basically just to top up levels..if you're particularly big physical or doing a lot of physical work and can't afford steak every day.
>>545950112i did not know this. so it's optional in the end? hmmmmd...
>>545950103oh, oh my.
>>545950075hawt
>>545945702you might be a disgusting tripfag>butyou do have a point here
>>545950210eat on a big pitzer then: creatinin tomotts pitzer
>>545942244nothing in california is my problem its a peaceful life
>>545942244hasnt come soon enough, creatine tore my family apart.
>>545950112According to you.Considering the human body needs creatine to function. Just like water.And vitamin d.
>>545950808Everyone drinks water, nobody goes out of their way to get it.Creatine is most common in its supplement form which is self explanatory. It's completely optional and if you want its benefits you have to stay on it for life like a roidtranny.
>>545950894Wrong.Lack of creatine is the reason vegans have health problems.It's two amino acids. Steroids are triterpene derivatives.
>>545942244Good, fucking children shouldn't be buying all these workout gimmick supplements. Half them zoomers are injecting research chemicals nowadays.
>>545951036So then you're saying I already get it in the food I eat and so I will continue to not spend any extra money on supplements.
>>545951133Read >>545951036You are basically doing the same thing as banning kids from buying multivitamins.
>>545951287>shifts goalposts from original argumentI accept your concession.
>>545942303California is stupid. It's illegal to bring your dog camping because they think dogs are bad for the environment
>>545942244if only they'd do that for HRT and puberty blockers
>>545945237It's just of like caffeine but it doesn't really work
>>545942831You can’t abuse creatine, any excess just gets pissed out immediately. Only downside is drinking more water.
>>545942831>Some pussy faggot hiding their flag with a bullshit cold takeWater is wet.
>>545951367Buy an ad
>>545944131Kidney failureYou have to drink far more water when taking creatineThat's literally it.It boosts muscle gains and stamina
>>545951571I am. I am going to put your name and address on it.And gookmoot is desperate enough for cash to let me do it.
>>545944725That’s a good point. This is essentially a racist law as it deprives blacks and browns from ever getting weight gain and muscle building supplements
>>545951562It's boomers anon. Pajeets and boomers.Lot's of r/thedonald boomers on here are lashing out at young people over the midterms. Pajeets are signal boosting it because they get paid per reply.
>>545951571He fucked you in the ass with no vaseline>>545951713>kidney failureOld wives' tale
>>545942368>>545942831>>545949646your bath is ready meme flaggots
>>545952113I don't even take supplements. I just took a biochem class in college. The book had a long section about adp to atp regeneration other than glycolysis, krebs and oxidative phosphorylation and creatine was in there.
>>545951388Ok but why's the age verification for creatine retarded? You just tried to answer that question by bringing up something unrelated.
>>545952612I already answered this here>>545949472 and here >>545951036
>>545952702Who gives a shit about vegans? Also it said it just required age verification, right? Adult vegans wouldn't have any issues getting it.
>>545942244It's made out of petroleum, look it upthis is a good change if it's real, you should be eating PILLS and POWDERS like a lab rat, get your nutrition from actual food like meat or dairy from animals
>>5459528291. It's like requiring age verification for multivitamins. 2. Unless they plan to set up checkpoints on the nevada border a 16 year old could easily buy it out of state, and this just hurts local businesses.This law is literally a group of 20 hags in sacramento screaming at state reprentatives for the sake of "combating toxic masculinity"I am sure this will go over well with young men nation wide when newsome runs for president. Which is the voting block that swung 2024 and 2026.
>>545942244This does not affect you personally. Its crazy how much you need to an hero
>>545952873The amount of meat you need to eat to get an adequate amount of creatine is not healthyCreatine is one of the safest and most studied supplements on the marketBlows me away how uninformed people ITT are thinking it's crack or some steroid
>>545942244>people too fucking lazy to parent their own children beg the government to do their job thread #7363628572
>>545942244>supplement that has existed for a hundred fucking years is age banned This literally does not make sense. >>545943852No. It's not even possible to have "too much" of it. After a certain point it just passes through your body. It's literally safer than mineral supplements that can fuck with your health if you down a bottle of Flintstones.
>>545954753A kid eating creatine would unironically end up healthier than one without. Probably stop them becoming a fatass from the filling too. >400 calories total mixed with a glass of milk and they have enough protein for the day
>>545951485>Only downside is drinking more water.Guess what they're not doing.It's retarded regulation to save retards in retard land
>>545955665I drink a gallon of water everyday, not to be healthy but because africans can't and I can.
>>545951036>Lack of creatineyou get enough in a normal diet, you dont need to take supplements people who intentionally remove it entirely from their diet have problemsnon vegans dont do that.
>>545942303>t. Never done a line of creatine before squattingYou just dont go down the path of frank yang unless you want induced rabid psychosis
>>545950072So does getting old. Or losing weight. Or bad genetics.
>>545944131Youre trusting gymrat broscience zoomershit adhd retards on a slew of peptides and high huffing memes ans vapes to understand a concept like:>i need to drink about 5-6L of water every day i dose 5g of creatineNo they see instant results on everything and take the preload dose but everyday without a breakNewsom isnt wrong its just the zeitgeist for how retarded his constituents and zoomers are as a result of these nannystste retardations
>>545955750You have to eat a pound of red meat everyday to get the optimal amount.This is a retarded law, sponsored by manhating roasties, and boomer cuckservatives are cheering it as a consolation prize instead of banning hormones like they wanted.Cuckservatives have a bad habit of thinking a small concession that benefits the other side is somehow a victory. It why they couldn't do shit the last 2 years.
>>545944131Kidney renal failureLiver problemsDehydration issuesYou essentjally have to consume 5lbs of fresh raw caught salmon a day to get the 5g mandatory daily dose after loading with like 10g a weekIts pretty good chemmy for what its worth, makes you rebound a shitton after rest days and pushes enwrgy and numbers like you wouldnt believeI dont like it though, once you stop the withdrawal from it toasts your gains by alot, its a spoofer thats just legal to use, you wont retain any gains performance wize, but you will retain your numbersSome people bloat the fuck up because of water retention with creatine monphydrate- also the safest most effective and most studied analogue, all other analogues are like 25-15% efficacy in comparison to monohydratea 80-90% broad usecase rate of consumption and resultsYoure definitely a statistical outlier or a larping DYEL if you get zero results after doaing creatine monohydrate and obvioualy drinking 4-6L water a day
>>545944776not true. abusing it can cause kidney problems
>5gyou guys small? 10-20g depending on your size
>>545945237Study ATP to ADP process in cellsCreatine is an essential component of that process, jam packing mitochondria with creatine allows for the free absorption of something to replace that loss and immediately begin the cycle again, kinda like a catalystVery useful for myofibular hypertrophy which is focused on jam packing your muscles with mitochondriaLess useful for sarcoplasmic hypertrophy which is increasing mucle cell volume, but as it comes with the side effect of water retention, you might get bigger quicker in a false positive sense because of thisIf anyone itt is asking, theyre a dyel, no exceptions
>>545942303Soiboi dependency
>>545942303california has a ton of retarded laws like that, they really want to become bongland 2.0
should i start using creatine? I'm looking to get JACKED, STACKED and JUICED.Do I just sprinkle some on my pizza, do some bicep curls then 2 weeks later I resemble Arnold Schwarzenegger?
>>545950894>everyone drinks waterLmao, even richfags like warren buffet be on that soda dietHardly anyone is hydrated enough thesw days, and most of america is fat off glyphosate frankenfood like wheat or hoggin down every slew of liquid goyslop HFCS and alcohol
>>545956360just skip ahead to the good stuff, test, mast, primo, tren, gh, slin>>545956381what do you think soda is? it's literally 99.9% water by content
>>545942244alright tell me why i need to be buying this stuff? Its clear that its good for me now that some brown jews want it banned so tell me why.
>>545942244>That's really retardedyes, you should be straight up executing /fit/ faggots.
>>545954627Actually, if you eat 5lbs of salon a day its because youre a fucking legend and a grizzly bearSeriously though, that plus juicemaxxed 20 servings a day of raw blasted juicing would be one of the healthiest mfers aroundAnd hed probably be a yoked 270lbs+ lumber jack who draws nets near the spawning pool for sustenance and can slaughter a bear with his bare hands
>>545956416Cool, what do you think seawater is? Also 99.9% water by content stupid faggot retard
>>545956599so what's your point? you can get hydrated by drinking soda exclusively
>>545955750>you get enough in a normal dietNo you don't.
>>545956360Dont listen to that faggot telling you to juiceIf youre under 40 and not planning on being a trannyhumanist faggot next mr.olympia, go read the /fit/ sticky and do a 5x5 focus on conpound excercises until you master fundamentals in full range of motionThe benchpress is the only uselesa exemption, skip that unless yoire a bodybuilding faggot- its literally the most useleas excercise there is, real men overhead press and do wide grip weighted pullups and dipsIf youre curious for more power gains, focus on olympic lifting, sprinting, and excercises for core and triple extensionsIf you want to be yoked, eat 3x as much as you do now, if youre not genetically inclined for size no amount of bodybuilding will help you aside from abusing steroidsPick a form of cardio and do that consistently, cardio gains are what makes PP hard and coom more than once for more than 5-10 minutes at a time, your wife will thank youMost stuff is in the /fit/ sticky, ignore the gayness of that place otherwise, and once youre adequately built on this type of foundation for a year, you can branch out into more selective and advanced conjugate methods of trainingI like russian systems because communism and extreme population dynamics allowed them to refine and study these things in state sanctioned medicine and observance, russian and chinese olympic weightlifters are top notch for training methodsNext best is weside lou simmons, that fucker knows what it takes to be YOKED
>>545956156You would have to take an insane amount of creatine to have kidney problems. Even the studies where they tested it on elderly women with alzeimers they were taking 20mg a day, which is a lot and that's not even close to being a dangerous level.
>>545942244Good, natural creatine producers and adults should only be able to get jacked. Thank your local Dem establishment leader next time for saving you from too many gains!
>>545942244They want to take away your guns cause they fear you. Now they want to take away your muscles too!
>>545956854>5x5 sslmao
>>545956640Then go and do that you stupid fucking nigger bitchHoly fuck its like you want to emphasize how gullible and retarded you are so that others can continue in the mistakes that you enjoy makingCrabs jn a bucket mentality, nobody who wants to be healthy drinka carbonated sugarized bloatmaxx soda and gets their dsily dose of sodium benzoate and other carcinogenic garbage. Youre one stupid fucking nigger soda shill, huhHeres another fuck you reminder and fuck sodaGo drink seawater faggot
>>545956977Post your body niggerHere's mine
>>545957022Post your body nigger, here's mine
>>545957022>calisthenicsnot talking with circus clowns
>>545957262Cause youre a faggot nigger little dyel manlet bitch, you wont post anything cause you dont even squat 5pl8 raw stupid biiiitch
>>545957295is that why you're flexing 10cm rom hip thrusts nobody cares about?
>>545957337Nice, lets see those numbers faggit little bitch :)
>>545957370i'll pass, i'd rather just sit back and enjoy watching you having a mental breakdown lil gup
>>545957409Faggit dyel with no numbers, what a pussy ass bitchThanks for the confirmation, youre a pathetic parasitic troll whos only ambition is to bait, and when you get subsequently BTFO >oh i was only pretending to be a bitchass nigger Way to go budGo drink some seawater OH DANNY BOOOOOY since the pipes obviously aint calling you
Huh? Creatine has been out for decades. Who the fuck cares. They used to kick the kids off of the football team for using it.
>>545957532need some numbing cream for that asspain?
>>545951388Holy based, fuck you and your dog.
