>>545945828too BASED for Americucks
>>545945828He's too based for muttmerica.
>>545945828LOL MASSIE IS TOO FUCKING GOOD
>>545945828hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>545945828Who is Aaron Rupar? I notice he is posted multiple times per day every day. He must be a based alt right neo nazi right? /pol/ absolutely loves this guy. Rupar 2028?
>>545945828YLYL thread in disguise
>>545945828He is part of a Catholic larp nexus. It is a globalist attempt to use Christianity, by sucking them under their church. The other side you see is the Orthodox larp, which is of course controlled by Russia. America faces both globalists and thirdworldists, both of which often attack through each other's systems. Assie here is trying to court that crowd, by talking about "misquoting" muh scripture and mocking masculinity which they think is sinful.
>>545946078>which is of course controlled by RussiaWhy not Greece? Or Bulgaria? Orthodox are aurocephalous i.e. Ethnical Churches.
>>545945828The goat, dabbing on miggers
>>545945828>lame duck wants to get political revenge before he has to leave officelol I hope that his petty little stunt works and Hegseth gets impeached
>>545946400because that wouldn't fit his kike shill narrative against Massie, retard
>>545945828Heg will hang him with rope.
>>545946078tell me more, butt blasted kike worshiper.
>>545945828Brutal. Or at least it would be if Massie weren't morbidly obese.
He is worried about high mayonnaise prices
>>545945828Massie has some fucking bants in him
>>545945828Kek!Massie doesn't miss!MASSIE 2028
>>545947170>Massie weren't morbidly obese.He's not morbidly obese. Where did you get this?
>>545947016You're a Larpagan! :)
>>545947711He has like 5 chins. Cope harder fatty
>>545948002these migger copes are getting really sadlike watching an angry child on the verge of a full fledged temper tantrum
>>545945828fucking based
>>545948059Another landwhale cope. Also, Trump is even more morbidly obese than Massie retard. You need to lose weight, the rolls of fat are clearly negatively impacting your ability to think straight.
>>545948310I've never weighed over 170, and you will never be a real troll
>>545945828Thats pretty funny.
>>545945867>>545945872U.S. Representative Thomas Massie (R-KY) mocked Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth during a press conference todayAt the 50 second markhttps://youtu.be/Sq-WMTK5RRQ
>>545945828I fucking kneel massie
>>545948425>you can use notes, get the lawyers to help you, just answer the articles of impeachmenthe's not totally tight with it yet but that is some dangerously based smug going on
>>545945933Share blue Jew lovers
OP is FAT and GAY! HOMO!
>>545945828KEKEKEKEKEK
>"No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors — just tough, ready, committed troops."-Pete Hegseth
>>545948370Are you just larping as a migger and pretending to defend Diddling Dumping Donny, or are you actually Trump and mad that Mogging Massie stole your thunder?
holy fuck jews are going extinct lmao
>It took massive amounts of unprecedented kike funny money, libel, AI slop ads, and other ads, in a literal who district of bumfuck Kentucky, to unseat this dudeI'm sure Massie has 2028 plans. Hopefully so
>>545945828That fucker murdered his wife to get with his ugly mustress
>>545945828Entirely too based
>>545945828Smegbreath or Massie? Massie isn’t wrong. Trump wants him gone but it’s more strategic to let the other guy take out the trash. Turns out the other guy was another Republican. Oof. Better fire Smeggie first or let the other guy get the credit?
>>545945828>Sassy Massie is fat and gayNo lies detected
>>545945828This guy is just too based, he needs to get reelected
>>545949127can you thread ID frendo, or noI suggest you do that, and get back to meor don't, I'm good with either tyvm
>>545946078which one is Tucker in? or is he the Protestants' demon-wranglin' flannel-draped crusader for christ who talks about the great replacement but is totally against identity politics
>>545949511He already lost because he murdered his white wife to be with his brown girlfriend
>>545947706>Kek!>Massie doesn't miss!>MASSIE 2028It's taken him 15 years as a politician to finally do something.Yayyyyy
>>545949625go to bed larry you're drunk again SSRI and alcohol is bad for your mental health
>>545945828cry more, miggervermin
>>545949597Tucker started on CNN around the time Colbert was on CC pretending to be a right wing punditdid you know there were too many people even then that took Colbert seriouslyTucker is the same kind of thing just much more deadpan, but if you watch him on CNN from those very early 00's days, in his fucking bow tie, you can see through itand he was SO much more serious then than now, idk how the fuck anyone is taking Tucker seriously anymore, even though he never gave up the character like Colbert did
>>545949715Names not Larry you massie fucking troon, guess again faggot
>>545945828KEKHEGSETH REKT
>>545945828>what the FUCK is this lolbert’s problem?The human body is just not anatomically equipped to carry balls of that size.It must be uncomfortable.
>>545946078If brevity is the soul of wit, you're the village retard. It ain't that deep son.
>>545949830>Names not Larry >Don't dead name me ok Laura Loomer whatever
>>545949715Where are you, oh...fucking your dog again
>>545949911Dog sucked you off that fast...damn
>>545948370>170>not morbidly obeseokay fatty, time to put the fries down
>>545945828Lmao, republicans doesn't deserve this guy.
>>545949932>>545949960Damn Larry, don't get your balls in a twist lmao
>>545945828I agree that Pete is a douchebag but not sure what he did to get impeached? Doesn't he just take orders from Trump or Israel?
>>545949961170 isn't fat and isnt an own you 150 lb limp wristed faggot
>>545949961this one is way too tryhard to not be unintentionally hilarious, thanks
>>545949343>>545949625>Outrageous baseless lieJew detected, bullshit deflected.
>>545950048Lmao, lmao...what the fuck are you even saying? You don't even have a comeback. Must be a broccoli headed 17 yo white loser
>defending someone you dont like because he is tangentially being mean to someone who is still technically on your team.
>>545949695>Hides flag to talk shit P U S S Y
>>545950118you know, I'm starting to think you might be Larry Loomer myself, and the thought would have never occurred to me before
>>545949625Jewish hands typed this
>>545945828the Epstein files nothing moar nothing less
>>545950202Dog paws with cum on them typed tis
>>545950053It definitely is>>545950060>tryhard>thatDamn, you really are retarded.
>>545950201I'm starting to thing your not a troon...oops, wrong wgain
>>545945828That's fucking hilarious, based Massie.
>>545950292No, it's not, you must be 5'5" kekkedtykekkek
>>545950292go back to the lollipop guild and give them my regards
>>545945933Aaron Rupar is OP. He doesn't want to buy an ad so he just spams for free and useless fucking jannies do nothing.
>>545946078>muh thirdworldistsShut your babydick hole, kike.
>>545949802>did you knowyeah i come from a "conservative" family and my little (half-)sister got me one of Colbert's books for christmas back then...i just...a few years ago i sent her Codreanu's book "For My Legionaires" lol
>>545945828you niggers better be nice to Massie, bro seems like a real nigga for now
>>545945867Fpbp
>>545950358>kekkedtykekkekIs this the sound of your fat folds flapping against each other? gross.>>545950482>lollipopCan't stop thinking about food, can we?
>>545950660That dumbass has already been voted out, he's just performative posturing, hoping to get a job with CNN...but he won't, kek
>>545950741eh, 3-4/10
>>545950741Sure is, do something about it coward ..oh you won't do shit
>>545950805>That dumbass has already been voted out>NOW the elections are totally legitimatelel
>>545950844Did I say they were ..stop sucking dick and have a convo you little faggot
>>545950922my bad for kneejerk assumption you were a migger
>>545950827>0/10 at the gym>0/10 on 4chanDon't know what else I was expecting.>>545950838Yeah, neither will you. Not that your fat ass even could.
>>545951419>0/10 on 4chanyou should endeavor to improve if this is your opinion of yourself
>>545951419Don't need to, bitch...I've got great life owning land, a wife the three kids ...kek, you're a loser so I don't care, just here to laugh at you
maybe you should try the whole "actually funny a little bit" thing like you did here >>545950741 more often, and be less "openly unfunnily seething"
Massie is so butthurt lol.He helped hand this shit show over to the demosharts out of spite for Trump. When everything goes to shit look to the preachy prima donnas like assie.
>>545951537
>>545951557Maybe you should stop sucking dick for pennies but here we are
>>545949597BAHAHAHAHA has tucker started tripping mushrooms or something it looks like he's worried about his spirit
>>545951589
>>545951618it's actually ironically hilarious that you're taking that as meant for you, when it was a continuation of this >>545951476 aimed at >>545951419
Damn I wanted to like him for hating israel but he’s just an autistic fag.
my post at him just happened to show up right after your post at him >>545951537 that nails exactly what I was telling him not to do, lel
>>545945828>tarantula catching strays
>>545945828Based Massie, the migger butthurt is amazing
>>545951671Maybe stop being a coward and reply to whom your talking to...hurr duurr I'm so smart nobody knows who I'm talking to
>>545951758yeah you're definitely nailing "unfunny seething", so I'm just going to chalk it up as you doing it on purpose to further me btfoing the guy you were just openly seething at
since that's more generous of me
>>545951714I'm sorry I missed the post inviting us all to suck hasans dick...geez I thought the video of him gaping your ass was enough
>>545951839can you tell this one is meant for you, or no
>>545951853where and how did giving whoever a blowjob enter into anything but your own mind
>gay fantasies out of nowhereok bro, no homo, sorry
>>545951537I could tell you are a morbidly obese retarded boomer just from your leadbrained writing style. Are all...the...ellipsis supposed to represent the holes in your brain? I bet the kids aren't even yours.>>545951557You aren't exactly leaving me a lot to work with here. Unfortunately, I do have to leave now.
>>545945867>>545945872Both of you are too based for this gay and jewish thread
>>545951882But you sit here all day talking about it...yes you
>>545951955Give me your addy, lets find out
>>545952057I tsya in your moms basement and creep up the steps every day to turn her whore ass out
>>545945828HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA How did they let this guy lose his seat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>545951955>You aren't exactly leaving me a lot to work with here.skill issuelater>>545952021source?
>>545946078Meds
>>545952162Dude, she's 76...go for it you fucking sicko
>>545952348>76
you know, it's funny>>545952021>you sit here all day talking about it...yes youcause I just ctrl+f'd "dick" and there's 4 instances ITT, and guess who has 3, while I have 0>>545950922>sucking dick>>545951618>sucking dick>>545951853>suck hasans dickliterally the sole person repeatedly referencing sucking dicks is you
>>545952404*okay so now I have one, having made that post
>>545949802>Colbert was on CC pretending to be a right wing punditColbert was always, always transparently a satire on Conservatives. Which makes it tremendously funny that the Bush Administration invited him as the speaker at that White House Press Dinner and Bush got absolutely ROASTED by him. Dubya's wife was PISSED.
>>545952608somehow despite this, like this guy's family did >>545950540 , he passed as this "right wing comedian" to the people that didn't see the blatant leftist satire of the rightof course those types couldn't see Tucker then, if they couldn't see Colbert, but it's really saying something that so many can't see Tucker now, while he's closer to Colbert than he ever was then
>>545945828Fuck Quentin Tarantino and his blackmailer, Israel.
>>545952738Cobert was a perfect satire of the Right.Remember when Fox decided they needed their OWN Daily Show?Holy Christ was that unfunny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCl_--E3T2c
>>545946078>by talking about "misquoting" muh scriptureThat or he's just mocking that retard Hegseth who used a made up "bible" quote from Pulp Fiction while trying to rouse his troops.
>>545952945The best part is the 70's era laugh track they throw in to simulate an audience.
>>545952945lel I've never even seen thisonly remotely funny thing is Coulter's one line right at the endjesus there was a time when the right really could not meme
>>545945828Massie has nothing else to live for, does he. Nothing else going on in his life, but the bitterness he stews in, 24/7.
