You wake up as a Russian and you have four options to avoid death by drone and living in Africa with snow:>Try to cross the border into Poland and hope you don't get shot (99.99% you get your head blown off)>Move to Serbia, a country you betrayed in the 90s and took for granted, and then cry about "the new globohomo government in Serbia that hates Russians">Finally learn Estonian/Lithuanian/Latvian after 200 years of living there to avoid deportation >Kill yourself in your small apartment What do you choose?
Is slicing your throat a good way to kys? I don't wanna throw myself under the metro, the hypothetical pain of getting my head or legs crushed scares me
>>545949488You wake up in Poland/Serbia/Estonia/Lithuania/Latvia:>You have no options.>Every last bit of land is already bought and owned through embezzeled EU funding.>All monopolies already settled and your business will never make it.>All you can do, is become what government tells you - a scrape goat for upper class crime and make a few babies in the process to take your place when you go.>Kill yourself in small appartment, that you rent with 8 other bums, just to work someplace else in EU.
>>545949488>99.99% you get your head blown offnot really retard>you betrayed in the 90sYou expected Russian helps in the 90s? Russia could barely help itself in the 90s>learn Estonian/Lithuanian/Latvianjust shoot me desu>kill yourselfwith vodka?>>545949997>slicing your throatIt's not like the movies. Most likely you would do it wrong, pass out and just end up in the hospital. If you want to become an hero then jumping from a really high place, as in 80 feet or more for 100, is the foolproof way. Works 100% of the time. You should choose to live though.
>>545949488I'd take my chances via death by drone.Maybe I'd kill some Ukrainians on the way
>>545949488>this is better than russia according to the map btw
>>545950543I mean, it would probably be a tough match between Russians and gypsy neighborhoods but I think you'd win
>>545950543Yeah I think Russians win vs Gypsies
>>545949488>Move to Serbia, a country you betrayed in the 90sTop kek. You were so retarded that not even the Russians were on your side. Russia is an empire, you are not equal to them and they do not owe you anything, therefore they cannot betray you. By the way, Milosevic betrayed Yeltsin.
>>545953198>Top kek. You were so retarded that not even the Russians were on your side. Russia is an empire, you are not equal to them and they do not owe you anything, therefore they cannot betray you. By the way, Milosevic betrayed Yeltsin.
>>545953198>Top kek. You were so retarded that not even the Russians were on your side. Russia is an empire, you are not equal to them and they do not owe you anything, therefore they cannot betray you. By the way, Milosevic betrayed Yeltsin.t.
>>545953198Did Ukraine thank you for picrel Croatian volunteer yet?
>>545953198
Kys butthurt spammer.
>>545949488Russian from Poland here. I made my move. Learnt polish. No regrets, but in general I would like to move to any far safe country. Sadly there are no options nowadays.
>>545949488>(99.99% you get your head blown off)sounds like polish kikes deserve to be genocided
