Is it impossible to pick up chicks in public these days?They always have their ears plugged in
>>545967124You have to hack into their Bluetooth
>>545967124No, you can't pick her up because she is fat hamplanet, silly.
>>545967202HACK THE PLANET!
>>545967273What if I offer her a donut?
>>545967124>Westernized woman She's already fucked multiple men, give up, it's over
>>545967124why would you want to? stay away from women.
talk to her anyway and make it super awkward
>>545967124You might get accused of anal rape 20 years from now.
>>545967932too soon
>>545967273bet I can lift her entire booty with my tongue if you know what I mean
>>545967124The strong 5 in OP will be happy to engage with most guys who have the balls to approach.
>>545967124Poojeet, if a woman wears those, she can smell the shit (You) already.Fuck off!
>>545967124>how to pick up chicks it is a mystery?Well, I'd start off by not taking pictures of their cleavage sitting right next to them.Plan B is be disgustingly rich tho
>>545967124smack that bitch in the face
>>545967124Russell Brand said 'is this seat taken?' to a girl on a bus one day, fast forward 20 years, hes in jail for rape. Never talk to women bros
>>545967124naked whore
>>545967124Very alluring double chin on this hog
>>545967124>They always have their ears plugged inYes, it's to muffle the sounds of chuds, which give them the ick.
>>545968185The sort of sow who'll lick your arsehole while giving you a tug
>>545967124She knows you're there retard. She would look at you if she was interested>inb4 how can she know if she's interested if I haven't talked to herYou are genuinely so fucking stupid thinking anything you say to a woman is going to change her mind about youYou're either attractive or you're not. And yes it's like 80% looks.
>>545968185>>545968218You might have to fry her up on the grill. Make some bacon for later. I'm afraid.
>>545967124you could... but be prepared to say something funny and/or interesting and don't look sketchy.at the very least she will have something to talk to her friends about.
>>545967989"Booty" is a retarded nigger baby-talk word repeated by pathetic normie niggercattle who downloaded a fake, gay personality from shitty TV shows. Don't speak like a pathetic fat retard again.
