>Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pockets under stricter rules for schools in Englandhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c51kdk422w8jo>PM's EU reset has failed his 'Makerfield test': Voters reject plan to bring UK closer to EUhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16279787/voters-Andy-Burnham-constituency-reject-Brussels-reset.html>Fresh Iran threat on UK soil sparks panic as US evacuates aircraft from RAF Mildenhallhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2264807/fresh-iran-threat-uk-soil>Police taking more than a month to arrest criminals who break tagging ruleshttps://archive.ph/Zf0IQ>Young people in UK hit by ‘low-gear economy’, warns Bank of England deputyhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/nov/10/young-people-uk-economy-bank-of-england-clare-lombardelli>UK and Argentina clash over Falklands oil project as Hamburg tribunal prepares to hear disputehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-argentina-falklands-oil-project-dispute-tribunal-b3082116.html>Celebrity accused of 'inappropriate sexual activities' could be named after losing injunction battlehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/celebrity-court-of-appeal-famous-man-injunction-itn-guardian-b1304151.html>Hundreds more prisoners to walk free today in latest phase of early release schemehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-10/hundreds-more-prisoners-to-walk-free-in-latest-phase-of-early-release-scheme
>>545971802Warm guffs are a pleasant treat in this cold weather
>>545971802>Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pockets under stricter rules for schools in Englandlook if they just want us to be north korea why don't they just cut off the whole internet and confiscate fucking everything already
>>545972124They don't want children reporting rapey boatwogs. Looks bad for progressive diversity.
>>545972177Its so when they are stolen they can't be tracked
>>545972177By stolen. I mean the children, not the phones.
Is this the thread for aristocrats of blood?
I attribute all my greatness to my Spilman blood
>>545971802They started WW2 to stop you killing bankers.They started Vietnam to stop you killing bankers.They invented trannies and killed OWS to stop you killing bankers.They've imported non Whites and promote dysgenic breeding and miscegenation to make you too confused and stupid and fragmented to realise what's happening around you.They're importing billions of indians to stop you killing bankers.The AI datacentres and Flock Cameras are to stop you killing bankers.
>>545971976I miss woolen clothing .. you could keep the scent of a warm guff around for weeks in a pair of woolen trousers
>>545971802First for David Walliams.
>>545972355}}Noah Webster 1828 English dictionary differentiates the word interest from Usury so Usury no longer means interest… England abolishes interest (usury) restrictions in 1854.. Denmark in 1856.. Belgium in 1865.. Austria in 1868…Federal Reserve Central Bank is founded in 1913 by Warburgs, Rockefellers, Rothschilds, Schiffs.. WW1 in 1914.. South African Reserve bank set up in 1920 by Henry Strakosch, the same man who paid off Churchills debts as long as he started WW2}}Woah woah, who planned all of this? Who's behind this? I need to tell the media right away>Don't listen to this goy, he's schizo o algo}}AAAH, WHO ARE YOU?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOiG4A2Vkp4
>>545972355I have always thought he was bi sexual, I'll be more surprised if he hasn't touched up boys as well
>give to bbc children in need >tfw they're using your donation to resurrect nonces
I am Russell BrandWe are Russell Brand
>>545972124>>545972177>let the youngins have phones>you don't get it I need the youngins to send nudes on Snapchat nonce enablers
>>545972542The fact your mind immediately goes to that topic is quite telling.
>>545972576meanwhile you think of sexual activities with children very telling etc etc
the fact he didn't deny he's a paedophile enablerleftioids and rightoids don't actually care about the wellbeing of children (see how their idols are all nonces)
>>545972517>>545972520>>545972542>>545972576>>545972612You live in a shadow reality constructed by Jews.There are no capitalists seeking cheap labour there are Jews opening the borders in all Western nations and Jews banning racial freedom of association except for non Whites who practice it implicitly and Jews pushing for hate speech laws to stop you criticising them or other invader races who are evolutionarily displacing you and Jews lowering fertility rates with cultural diseases and Jews tellingly you what to think and determining what things you know through the media and education system and Jews moulding your child brains through the music industry and Jews in wall street shareholders pushing DEI and ESG on public traded companies telling them to not hire white males and put BMWF into all advertising and Jews nepotistically controlling all Ivy League universities and removing generalised historical education from the beginner curriculum which would key people in on the last 2000 years of Jewish bullshit and replacing it with anti-White tunnel vision social activism and it is Jews who made everyone think race wasn't real and Jews who simplified all political discourse to Utopian retarded LGBT communism versus 1% deepthroating Israel first burger neoconservatism whilst completely ignoring the dispossession of the White race and the toxic role of the big banks and financial system and mainstream press which are all nepotistically controlled by Jews. Jews are genetically predisposed to psychopathy and make post hoc distortions of reality frequently to mask or justify things they want. Oh and they have infinite IP addresses and botnets to astroturf this board and slide interesting threads whilst flooding your eyes with loxist anti-White garbage constantly. Break the brainwashing.
Russell Brand got off easyIf I were the King, I’d have him executed
>>545972645>everyone else is a nonce>and I am notthat is what it is all aboutbeing the last one to be hung by the nonce hunter general
>>545972682nice ARSE
>>545972682Good post, anyone who still thinks it's about money is a moron. These people literally control the money system and they can just give themselves as much as they want.
>Sikh is an ethnicityLolwut>>545972612There have been numerous cases recently with boatwogs going into schools or lurching around with bad intent, and we know for a fact the government hate us, you absolute doublenigger.
>>545972726if the government hate why aren't you locked up you stupid pakiyes you want children to have access to the internet so you can groom them over the apps, we get it, you pretend to care just like the pastors and the fags
>>545972726Sikh's are just hindu's with testosterone
>>545972804Filtering you, bad faith actor.
Why did the jeet OP bake early? Is he an attention whore?
Boggos on a melty early today.
>>545972709>These people literally control the money system and they can just give themselves as much as they wantyes it turns out if you own the magic money printing machine you can just print as much as you like and buy whatever or whoever you want. I remember as child learning this and saying>but they can just print as much as they wantand the wise adults would always reply>no no no, of course not it's not as simple as thatturns out 9 year old me was right and all the adults were stupid goyim
>>545972824he's a paki doomerprobably sat on brit/pol/ for the last 10 years acting like a victim (woman)
>>545972865KEK Not getting sand theft auto btw
>>545972926https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/fake-guardian-op-ed-headline-russell-brand-stems-satire-account-2023-09-20/
Hello you dirty vote splitting cunts
>>545972975KEKYeah OP is a faggot that believes fake things, who would've thought he followed RadioJewnoa yadda yadda
>>545972975What, the grauniad wasn't enough of a giveaway?
>>545972975well .. duh
>>545972517I'm noticing something
>>545972612>you think of sexual activities with childrenyou thought of that thoughit was literally your last post before thisit's not like there's been a whole thread, everyone can see you're just thinking about sex with kids and it's fucking weird
feeling very sandy thefty autoy todaythinking it's time of goyload
He gets upset when someone else bakes. Funny that.
>>545971802And yet people still unironically celebrate that faggot Churchill
>>545972517>only 5 tuning pegs on a guitar with 6 stringsAI dun goofed
>>545973084>do NOT talk about protecting children okay if you talk about the epidemic of children sending nudes then you're sickweird how rightoids think like lefty womeme
>>545972836he can't afford the new gta
Name one thing he actually did good.
chavs on the dole can afford GTA with their uc though?
>>545973152the missing peg is up some little boys anus
>>545973215yet bogdan can't, very telling isn't it?
>>545973185Only £90.
>>545973198made animal cruelty illegal, it was the first thing he did, he also did some nice paintings
>>545973198made israel forced more trannies into the westmade the world think of (((them))) as an endangered species>>545973243anyone in the uk on uc can afford GTA (your boys use klarna)
>>545973261yeah but isn't he some 3rd world orphan that's like 4 years worth of food for him
>>545973198Made Transchester Dilated crash their plane.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwj34mdlrp86o>white woman "converts" to Islam, marries a Muslim she found on a dating app>he divorces her five days into the "marriage">"She later discovered Adam's real name was different and that he was already married"
>>545972512He is the "fox in the henhouse" trope, usually extremely predatory. Acts effeminate, even gay, in order to disarm normal female resistance mechanisms.
>>545973283your mum's pseudonym is klarna?
>>545973198>Name one thing he actually did good.Killed a lot of White British "men" and Jews. He really was the good guy.
>>545973332no klarna is a money lending service used by people on the dole (your boys)
>>545972512he's posh so he's gay and a nonce by default
>>545973375ok but your mum is also used by my boys what's your point
If Muslims take over at least I'll be able to have more wives I suppose. UC will pay for them.
>>545973338The last thing AH wanted was war with Britain, he offered us many good deals that he didn't have to, but Churchill did everything in his power to make sure we went to war against Germany.
>>545973408i doubt they use her but my point is your kind use klarna and can afford gta because they're on uc
>>545972447>Files declassified in the 2000s showed that Strakosch provided large financial gifts to Churchill in 1938 and 1940,[6][7] which enabled Churchill to pay off his vast debts and to withdraw his Kent home Chartwell from sale at a time of severe financial pressuresYou know... I occasionally visit the national archives to read some of the private papers donated there... and in recent years (post COVID) I've noticed that more and more papers which were declassified are now being reclassified, with no explanation as to why.
>>545973375they need to get better bennies .. I have 12 k in the bank and haven't worked a single day is 12 years
Why are they like this?
>>545972726>>Sikh is an ethnicity>LolwutChristian will be an ethnicity in the next census.
>>545973300Wtf is that meant to mean
>>545973498That's not how ethnicity works.
>>545973486based hard working dosserdo you get pip on top of that?
>>545973498Nonce
>>545973510seems rather randomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmKW0_UYSqk
>>545973497nathan bennett the brit/pol/er
>>545973537nah, lost pip 5 years ago .. so I just stopped buying useless stuff I wasted money on while I was getting it. Not worth pushing your luck sometimes, lifes pretty comfy anyway.
>>545973535>That's not how ethnicity works.I know that anon, I'm taking the piss at that paper specifically.
Vote reform guys
>>545973673local slampig
>>545973498Sikhs are bro tier
>>545973498sikhs are jeets with testosterone
>>545973639the rare bennyman with smart money saving, i guess it helps you're not a single mum buying the latest iPhone and getting gucci trainers that your 2 year old can only wear for a year
Henry Now-ACK
Heating my house is costing me like 5-7 quid a day, what the actual fuck is going on. It's not even winter yet.
>>545973497(((Bennett))) not always but often enough, hang him
>>545974013Cashmere jumpers and socks.
>>545974066based
morning lads
>>545973829Based Sikhs don't fuck about
>>545973673Wood
>>545973198I dunno but he was Time Magazine Man Of The Year so why don't you just go read that?
>>545973829hello jeet
Double amputees run marathons, why can't autists get a job?
>>545974291the manliest white supremacist
>>545974312They only hire attractive people or white women or blacks
Jezza MEGGED
>>545972289Landlords. They are the parasites and slavers people are most familiar with.
>>545972289so youre saying we need to protect bankers?got it
>>545974361You've never worked in a factory or warehouse. Probably because you think that stuff is beneath you.
>>545972520hi russ, you arent funny
>>545974312who is the hiring manager for a marathon? hmm? nobody?so what fucking parallels are you attempting to draw?
Brit/pol/ right again.
>>545974466remind me to put your rent up next month, oh and also an inspection to make sure you haven't damaged anything, wouldn't want to lose your deposit now would you
I enjoyed Get Him to the GreekBut I still think he should be executed for his crimes
>>545974441He's old, leave him alone
>Sales of tinned food and bottled water jump after 'Be Ready' campaign launch
>>545974553Why are white men like this?
>>545974571forgot about P Diddylegendary cast
Quite manly looking, aren't they. Apparently it's an revolutionary adaptation to the inability to pair bond.
>>545974553Imagine living a multi millionaire lifestyle and watching what's happening with Brand and knowing it's you next.
>>545974553I don't think he's getting enough credit for not bumming young lads.
>>545974624Biglad from superbad (KEK) looks strange now he's lost weight
>>545974327>jeet thinking its the arbiter of masculinitytopkek and those 7 will never be resurrected
>>545971802Kemi moaning about the disability benefits bill, but they say nothing about the middle class gays zapping the poor kids, to make them rent slaves. All the potential I had was ruined by this crooked faggot shithole.
>>545974494>warehouseWhat's that like?
Wallibros? Our response?
>>545974513People with autism run some of the biggest tech companies in the worl
>>545974680chat shit get banged Now-ACK
>>545974553twitter was naming him weeks ago. we are reddit tier for information that concerns anything other than benefits, takeaways, or imaginary girlfriends
>>545974553And did the BBC supply those young girls for him and provide a taxi service like the did for saville and brand?
>>545972355Russell's future cell-mate
>>545974553so he's going to be prosecuted and sent to prison right
>>545974634how does that work?
>>545974672holy shit why is he so ZESTYcertified good lad
>>545974672>Biglad from superbadNigga, he's been in a lot of movies like jump Street and the wolf of wall street
>>545974801Crazy to think of they BBCs track record on this, just as they are trying to force the licence fee on everyone.
>>545974634ive seen african women with chest hair>inb4 tranniesno, actual women. you have no idea how bad things are
>>545974861ffs>>545974906Haven't seen them m8
I bet Mr Tumble (Justin Fletcher) is next.
>Walliams portrayed a fictional, gay, former children's entertainer and sex offender named Des Kaye>Fictional
>>545974833no, because otherwise there would have already been a police investigation and you cant block criminal proceedings with an injunctionthis is a reputation damaging muck raking job which is why he needed it kept quiet
>>545974943Sure you weren't just looking in the mirror ?
>>545975026haha! omg yes i might have been! upvote this comment!
>>545971802>cenotaph
>>545973198He was a decent painter, no idea why he wasn't accepted
So if David Walliams actually kills himself that would be a bit rough wouldnt it
>>545974830I can see it now
>>545975063Always got a confused black woman vibe from your posting style. Here ave a reblog.
>>545974833>>545975023although having said that, the cps do like to try and build a case after a media blitz on someone's reputation so i guess it may be in the pipeline
>>545974738brit/pol/ though axel rudakbumbagjumbay was a brown paki called ali al shakati (the source was a jeet website)not the brightest bunch here
>>545975144thanks sugar!
>>545975091Jews
>>545975113Given me an idea for a sitcom
>>545975148all a money making schemethe news can make a fair bit of money and get a lot of clicks when someone famous gets accused, gets charged, has a trial, gets convicted etc
>>545975197Like Porridge
Bf65MFQF) - filtered for being an attention seeking nigger
Hitler would turn into a blue haired Ledditor over AI art today
>>545975113
>>545975113Need to add stephen fry.
>>545974943>ive seen african women with chest hairGrim.>no, actual women. you have no idea how bad things areHow bad?
>>545975234t. paki/jeet
avin a ___ ___
looks like I've ruffled a wog
>>545975113New series of Porridge looks good already.
what happened to those gyppos that killed 2 policemen
>>545975285Forlorn tug
>>545975276He won't be touched because he's gay and has the right political views.Only straight, white, right wing men get the unpersoning treatment.
>>545975284t. paedo from runcorn
>>545975197only fools and noncesa sitcom about a group of disenchanted men who never leave their houses for more than 20 minutes and spend the rest of the time talking to each other about their dinner on a chatroom call brit/bong/
>>545975339>Brand and Walliams>Straight and right wing
>>545975331There isnt a stick of copper pipe or lead flashing in the prison they sent them to.Exercise yard has recently been tarmac'd though.
>>545975339He's also a jew
>>545975283>How bad?really quite bad
>>545975308Who'd play Mackay?
>>545975345Whites aren't paedos. I'm not a paedo.You are a pakjeet.
>>545975424tony blair
>>545975369Brand famously got baptised and started espousing right wing views. He's also famously a womaniser. Not sure why you're questioning him.Walliams acted campe but he had a wife and kid and got famous by putting on paki face and making fun of gays.>>545975401That too. Good point.
>>545975424Capaldi.
>>545974553That explains why Alton Towers closed his nonce attraction.
>>545975481>Capaldi.I'd watch that
>>545975339iain watkins wasn't a lefty and got locked up
>>545975511Bit of a give away desu.
>>545975424It would be a black woman now. I can barely watch Bri'ish TV anymore.
>>545971802 ....
>>545975536He could do it, the right level of over/under-acting.
>Alex had just returned from school and was watching The Simpsons in her bedroom when the phone rang. She distinctly recalls the first thing he said. “Hi, it’s David Walliams. You know, off the telly!” It was January 2004. Alex was 15 and studying for her GCSEs. Walliams was 32 and a rising star with the comedy sketch show Little Britain.>A few days earlier, Alex had been to a fan event where Walliams had signed autographs as his character Lou. Wearing a frizzy wig and a black leather jacket, he looked up at Alex as her mother took a photograph. As she approached Walliams, Alex remembers him saying: “You’re a very attractive lady.”>With ambitions of becoming a comedy writer, Alex says she gave him some printouts of scripts she had written. She included a cover letter with her contact details, but she did not expect him to get in touch.>When he did, she was so excited that immediately after the call she made a record of the conversation in youthful scrawl across four sides of A4 paper. “David Walliams phoned me!!” she wrote. “He said he thought my scripts are VERY FUNNY!” She noted how Walliams had been surprised when she told him she was still at school, asking her: “Right, so you’re, what, 15, 16?”>The notes describe how they talked about her exams, as well as the enticing possibility of him getting tickets for her to watch a live performance of Little Britain. At the end of the call, he told her to stay in touch. He gave her his email address after she reassured him she would not pass it on to anyone. “He said that he trusts me,” she wrote.>Over the next two years, Alex says, she and Walliams spoke on the phone on a couple of occasions and exchanged multiple emails. She was amazed that a rising star of the comedy world was suggesting he could help her. By the time she was 17, she says, they were having sex.classic woman moment
>>545975587With the occasional sweary rant - like in the thick of it
Yi gyal pussy squeeze like a hancuff
>>545975424Should be someone quintessentially Scottish.Humza?
>>545975582You'd think they would just spam jeets there, like they did with everywhere else.
>>545975634Oh for fucks sake, here we go.Women can never ever ever ever be held accountable for their own decisions. No, some evil man always manipulated them to do these things!
>>545975634>classic woman momentsounds like something you'd say to excuse the grooming gangs
>>545975634>in youthful scrawlwtf is youthful scrawl
>>545975582There is no genocide, Paki.
>>545974670tbf I am surprised
>>545972682Built for bimisi
>>545975699Too needy - has to be someone who DGAF what you think of them.I'm going to suggest this to the BBC
>>545975634>man is grooming a teen>blame the teen
>>545975557aw balls I should have bet on that
>>545975742>Oh for fucks sake, here we go.>Women can never ever ever ever be held accountable for their own decisions. No, some evil man always manipulated them to do these things!sounds like something you'd say to excuse white girls going out to be groomed by pakis and dindu hindus
Just realised they named Walliams now kek, is he gonna off himself ? Dunno if he will desu, Brand probably took most of the heat, so he won't feel too alone
>>545975634no links?where have you copied and pasted this from?
She was 17 years and 364 days old you SICKPERVERTED FUCK
>>545975839The guardian by the look of it.
>>545975511>raj's bouncy bottom burp
>>545975634technically is any of that illegal?
>>545975634lmaois this real?this could be a little britain sketch"i stopped suddenly and regret that a part of me body entered her body"
>>545971802
>>545975753>>545975813Nice false equivalence you leftist mong.Pakis purposefully targeted girls 12 and under. Girls who were in the foster system. They then tortured and gangraped them. Police and Labour politicians then conspired and covered it up.This is totally the same thing as a fucking 17 year old (the age of consent is 16 and 17 is past 16 by the way) choosing to have sex with someone of her own free will and suffered no ill other than regret and wanting to financially enrich herself decades later.Don't bother replying, you shan't be getting another (You).
>>545975796that reddit poster is a boatwog btwthey arrested a boatwog over a deepfake
>>545975911nope
>>545975831The Wandsworth Prison glee club performance next year is going to be an all star event!
>>545975634>“He said he thought my scripts are VERY FUNNY!”yikes>>545975846idk this one sounds kind of bad dude>oh yeah ur writing so funny>I can make u famous btw>suck my dick lolyeah nah this is approaching the "implied abuse of power dynamic" area that all those feminist lawyers on tv just love
>>545975963David purposefully kept in touch with a minor, nonce apologist You're no different than a paki
>>545975963Wonder what kinda sentences those pakis got ?
>>545971802So there's this guy .......
>>545976038Suspended sentence in some cases. Very few got as long as Brand did.
>>545976011The age of consent in this country is 16 big man. Thats the age of maturity set out in law, and the law says a 16 year can make an informed decision. She was 17 when they shagged, all legal in Britain.
>David purposefully kept in touch with a minor, nonce apologistright, so now a nonce is someone who waits until a girl is of legal age to sleep with themwhat's next to go in the noncing category, waiting until marriage?
>>545975753>>545975797I'm not blaming her for being groomed when she was underage. The problem was getting back into contact with him when she was of legal age.>Then Walliams’ interest appears to have cooled. Emails over a period of 19 months into 2005 give the impression of a schoolgirl desperate for support with her aspiring career. But Walliams rarely responded, and when he did, the replies were brief, even curt.>Alex says this left her feeling confused: “He was the one spending hours on the phone to me, like telling me and promising me that I could do all this stuff. And then he shut it down. Which was confusing for me because he had been so approachable and chatty before and I just didn’t want to let a connection go.”When the above happened, she should have cut contact altogether. Not re-engaged with him when she was at college:>In October 2005, things changed. Alex sent an email about a gig she was planning to go to in London and Walliams replied, late at night: "How are you? How old are you now? What are you up to? Are you still writing?David x">Alex, who by then was nearly 17 and a half, responded that she was “old enough to go drinking haha” and sent four closeup photos of her face. In two, she is smiling and looks relaxed. The others show her lying on her bed, staring flirtatiously into the camera. Walliams was 34.Just stupid.>>545975839https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/ng-interactive/2026/nov/10/david-walliams-accused-sex-grooming-allegations-young-women
>>545976038>im so sorry i have to give you a custodial sentence but we have made it as short as possible
>>545976038they're all roaming free, there isn't a single paki in jail
>>545976048what a crazy guy
>>545975634I wouldn't have been shagging some old roasty famous woman if I didn't want to when I was in my teens.Given girls 'grow up' quicker than boys what's their excuse, really? She pursued him after he lost interest. And in the same story another girl refused his advances while staying in his house, so he wasn't rapey.The only thing you can take from this so far is he likes them young, a bit like all the bames they keep bringing in. And they were all joking and laughing about it at the awards ceremony ffs.
>>545976089>>545975963>it's fine to reach out to 14 and 15 year old as a 32 year old with the full intention of giving them a cream creampie the minute they hit 16
>>545976125yeah if a guy did this to a girl it'd be considered harassment and stalking or whatever
>>545976089I know what the law is regarding age of consent and I also know that in cases of statutory rape where the aggressor is someone in a position of power over them that doesn't matter, especially in cases where he began talking to her when she was under the age of consenthe could have waited one more year to start ravishing that barely legal cunny and it would have been less weird than fucking her when she was 17what I'm saying is that when cases like this go to court, it's the predatory relationship based on the abuse of power which makes Walliams fucked, and makes this statutory even despite all this ageplay - ooer
>>545976125fucks sakethe girl was grooming him
>>545975954>Public Opinion: Discussions online, such as reactions on Reddit, reflected mixed opinions; some supported removing or replacing outdated artwork, while others argued that erasing a WWII veteran's historical work was disrespectful and that historical context should outweigh modern discomfort.outdated artworkremoving outdated artwork
>>545976217Yes. I'm glad you agree.What is the point of having age of consent laws if you're going to say WELL ACTUALLY? You're like those american zoomer retards who complain about age gap relationships.
>>545976217they understand what grooming gangs are but don't understand what grooming means
mad how americanised some of you zoomers are, its what happens when you're conditioned with slop podcasts 24/7 you don't know your own country's laws on consent. 16 is the age of consent, simple as. And no le power dynamic is at play because he was a teacher or a police officer that held "power" to punish her or coerce her into any acts, he was a comedian who's email and phone number could have been blocked at any time. "coercion" doesn't mean "I was a stupid girl and made a mistake"
>>545976263Are you retarded?
sounds like walliams fell for a proper lolita
>>545976249>HEY MISTER>WE'VE GOT SOME BEER AND ROCK CD'S IN THAT WHITE VAN OVER THERE
>giving the creamiest creampie possible the minute somebody reaches the legal thresholddas giga
>>545976286And now you resort to insults because you have zero argument left.
>>545976277this. i had a 16 yo gf when i was 19 and it was fucking great
>>545976238What position of power? He was a COMEDIAN ACTOR, mong boy. What could power did David Walliams have? Sleep with me now or I'll make a Little Britain sketch about you? What the fuck are you talking about
>>545976277B-BUT HE WAS FAMOUSTHAT MEANS HE MIND CONTROLLED HER AND SHE COULDNT THINK FOR HERSELF
>>545976277She was underaged though
>>545976339No I'm asking if you're actually retarded. Because grooming underaged teens amd enticing them with your celebrity influence so you can shag them the moment they hit legal age is not morally correct in any way.
>>545976238>predatory relationship>dropped contact and never suggested meetingyes boss these two are the same thing
>>545976249This.You know what, if I had gigabux I'd setup a modern day monastery for modern day monks, and there would be no women there, no porno, no social media. There would be fitness and fighting classes and other martial skills. There would be gardening, fruit tree grafting, perhaps some animal husbandry. There would be stonework, roofing, and all kinds of water management. The rest of the time would be devoted to study of texts, writing, and other creative arts.You could have your own religion so long as you didnt cause any trouble.Did I say there would be NO WOMEN.
>102 filtered postsNot missing much am I?
>>545976217Any evidence his original intent was to wait to shag her when she turned 16? How do we actually know his intent, and that the relationship simply didnt just evolve when she turned 17 and they shagged?
>>545975424clews
>>545976412so what's the legal age to give out your phone number and email and receive calls and messages on them?
>>545976428Sounds like there'd be a lot of gay bumming going on within the first week.
>>545976349>What the fuck are you talking aboutthis is the kind of stuff that they're gonna do him for, why are you getting mad about some random dude just saying "well duh I guess that's how they're gonna see it in court in front of a jury duh"I don't care about it personally, can you go argue with someone who does?
>>545976428mmm, fitness and watersportssounds delish
>>545976479What was the motive behind giving out his phone number? What was the nature of the messages?
>>545976479>>545976452Imagine a 32 year old bloke from the telly starts spending hours on the phone with your 15 year old daughter. Perfectly fine in your eyes?
>>545976423What is your evidence he groomed her and that he wasn't just genuinely interested in helping her and then she became older and feelings changed?See: >>545976125She was more forward about it than he was.And answer my question. What is the point of having age of consent laws if you're still going to say "actually this sex act is still illegal despite them both being over it"?According to the law, she was old enough to make her own decisions. You are claiming she is not. The burden of proof is on you.
>>545976505Well considering everything you've said is wrong about the law, people are going to argue with you so close the tab and go elsewhere if you don't want to be corrected on your mong statements
>>545976523>>545976524Neither of you answered the question.
>>545976425I'm not saying they are just that it's gonna go down like that in courtyou know you can talk about things without being affected by them right?that's the angle it's going down as clearlyshe was vulnerable, he was in position of powerit's basically weinstienother girls are probably gonna come out the woodwork now too because that always happens, also
she was only 15 years old David, she was only 15 years old
>>545972124>Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pocketswhat's the point in having a system to track peoples location if you stop them from carrying it?
>>545976563I don't come here to talk to effeminate snowflakes like you thoughyou're just mad david walliams got done for some reasonI couldn't even begin to tell you whyit's only david walliams
>>545976524Oh now suddenly its "hours on the phone", when the report was that he reached out to her a couple times on the phone and they emailed each other as friends until the relationship evolved when she was 17 two years later. Sounds like projection on your part, what if he actually did like the script and they kept in contact because they liked each other and then shagged later? The onus is on you to prove this was some evil design plan and weird multi-year project to hold out to get some sweet teen pussy I'm sure he could have gotten immediately if he wanted.
>>545976523i hope you can read this, as you didnt apparently read the article so maybe you are illiterateshegave him hernumber
David Walliams sucked the breast of a 15 year old. That's nonce behaviour.
>>545976667>Alex says this left her feeling confused: “He was the one spending hours on the phone to me, like telling me and promising me that I could do all this stuff. Seriously are you retarded?
>>545976674imagine david walliams sitting at home staring at this 15 year old girls number thinking>fuck it, I'm gonna call her>[boop boop boop boop]>oh hello!jesus
>>545976663You've been regurgitating effeminate feminist theory about le power dynamics this whole thread, I suspect you get some social reward in your real life by putting on this bizarre act and inverse logic to please the people around you. Dance for me monkey
>>545976674And then what? He should've asked her for her age after he got her number.
another case where no one will talk about why women love sleeping with celebrities
>>545976277But he was le famous so held the power dynamic. Its clearly rape and probably murder too and he should be jailed for 15 years.
If I found out some 30 something was on the phone to my 15 year old daughter for hours I'd batter the fucker.
Baking
>>545976698>>Then Walliams’ interest appears to have cooled. Emails over a period of 19 months into 2005 give the impression of a schoolgirl desperate for support with her aspiring career. But Walliams rarely responded, and when he did, the replies were brief, even curtYou can't even keep track of your own posts you absolutely retarded ADHD spastic
>>545976423>morallyAnd legally?
ANOTHER ONE!!!!>BREAKING: David Walliams has been named as the celebrity accused of preying on young women and girls as young as 15 for sexual purposes
>>545976756You wouldn't do a fucking thing, pussy.
>>545976711>this whole threadI made one post earlier and I've literally just got backyou're laying into me because you're confronted by a big scary situation you can't controlsomething something projection idc rlyI literally just came back to read the walliams news and I'll be gone now and you can just go back to arguing with reality, honestly
>>545976768So you agree that a 32 year old man was on the phone to a 15 year old girl for hours. And in your eyes that's a OK?
>>545972926i know it is a joke, but i remember seeing brand on The View in the USA and a black woman asked him if her porks the negro and he said yeah.
>>545975634>15 Literally nothing wrong with this if we didn't live in a zogged country. I have two friends that met their future wife when she was 15 and they were around 20 and they're both still married with children today.
>>545976806Keep up.
>She says he then lifted up her T-shirt, pulled down her bra and sucked her breast. He took her hand and started to put it down his trousers. She says she was aware that he had an erection and she pulled away. “I wasn’t ready for sex. I didn’t want to do that with him or with anyone. I was very uncomfortable with my own body as well. And I didn’t – I didn’t want to be touched in that way at all. I mean, I was only a 15-year-old.”
>Hand sanitiser sales were up 83%, sales of bottled water rose 67% and tinned and jarred goods climbed 37%, according to data from retail research firm Worldpanel by Numerator.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqev3vl4ek33othe government advice says water and soap is better than hand sanitiser
>>545976855P>>545976855F>>545976855I>>545976855
>>545976708yeh that is the problem here, why is he making phone calls to 15 years olds? Why is he sending messages to MySpace to a 15 year old? Whether they had sex, whether he touched up a 15 years old is what they say he did. But he was the one contacting them in the first place.
>>545976834>I have two friends that met their future wife when she was 15 and they were around 20Congratulations on missing the point.
>>545976819You've advanced this feminist cope argument multiple times, you know we can see your posts right
>Jade also alleges she met Walliams when she was 15, in the summer of 2007. After he sent her a private message on MySpace, she says, they met in a cafe.>"It wasn’t long until he asked me if I’d ever had sex before," the Guardian reports her as saying.>After leaving the cafe, she alleges that Walliams kissed her on a side street and then invited her back to his house. At his home she says he kissed her and lifted up her T-shirt.>"I wasn't ready for sex... I didn't want to be touched in that way at all. I mean, I was only a 15-year-old," Jade tells the Guardian.>Lawyers for Walliams deny he groomed Alex, and deny him having had any sexual contact with Jade.Pretty cut and dry noncing, classic case
>>545976882Remember COVID, mate?
is it ok for a 32 year old paki to be on the phone with a 15 year old girl
>>545976806>as young ascor
After the vids of him pulling a guys trousers down on stage, and that book called The Boy In the Dress, I was expecting some homo-nonce Huw Edwards tier scandal. This seems like a nothing burger desu
>>545976932bit old for a paki innit
>>545976821He was talking to her about the script she wrote and in all honesty in the mind of a retarded slag like that "hours" is probably a gross exaggeration and its very strange that you would take that to be absolutely true when she was 15. In reality it was probably at most three phone calls each lasting maybe an hour
>>545976834>15 and they were around 20 and they're both still married with children today.yeh well if they had a law where the age difference was similar to that but of course 16 and maybe 18 or 19 then that is a whole lot different than a 32 years old phoning 15 years olds and talking to them for hours.
>>545976868Awwhttps://youtu.be/sW6NY6kAI9M&t=419
>>545976912>muh grooooooming>man was friendly to young woman in completely legal manner
>>545976997no not really sounds right about their preferred age
>>545976918I've only made 13 of them, most of them since I've been back, all of them about the obviousI don't give a shit about david walliams honestly, sorryyou can infer, project, inject or deflect that however you like but know that it only ever makes you look weaker have a good day, sounds like you need it
>>545972861>they can't just print more money because it would cause inflation or somethingWhat they seem to forget is that it doesn't matter. They could give themselves an extra ten million right now and nobody would notice, only they know how much money is in existence; a sudden increase in money" would not be noticed by the average person
>>545977034No they go way younger than that.
>>545974553>'He asked me to come over and gave me a hug. That's when he kissed me again,' Jade alleged of Walliams, who was 36 at the time.>'He lifted my top up and sucked on my breast and then tried to put my hand down his trousers. That's when I pulled away and said "no". He had an erection at the time,' she said.>She claimed she had confided in him that she had been sexually abused as a child by someone else, and he told her: 'Sorry to hear that.' so he decided not to appeal the decision.> 'Sorry to hear that.'
>>545972926>>545972975Mos-Shogbamimu also responded to the screenshot on X formerly Twitter, writing: “Weaponising rape, racism & misogyny against women like me in defence of men like Russell Brand is what passes for ‘satire’ ‘parody’”.
>>545977067yes they do and that's still underage just like 15
>>545971802>bump limit
>>545975414>really quite badElaborate?
>Jade alleged she was 15 when Walliams contacted her on MySpace in 2007, at the height of his Little Britain fame.Yeah thats normal behaviour for a grown man. /s
>>545977031>a 5 year gap is the same as a 17 year gap
>>545972124Are you a school boy?