>Sales of tinned food and bottled water jump after 'Be Ready' campaign launchhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqev3vl4ek33o>After my kind and funny mum was diagnosed with dementia she was handed a leaflet ... and that was ithttps://www.dailymail.com/health/article-16278955/mum-dementia.html>Horror as UK politician rapes terrified woman and burns her with red-hot knifehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2264910/horror-uk-politician-rapes-terrified>David Walliams is celebrity behind sex claims injunctionhttps://archive.ph/zgEdw>‘Double amputees run marathons,’ says Badenoch as she proposes £36bn cuts to disability and other benefitshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/nov/10/badenoch-conservative-welfare-cuts-disability-benefits-burnham-politics-latest-news-updates>Teacher banned over late-night WhatsApp messages to pupilhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/teacher-banned-whatsapp-messages-b3082214.html>Rejoining EU should be ‘long-term objective’ for UK – Scottish Labour leaderhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/andy-burnham-europe-brussels-prime-minister-snp-b1304299.html>Hundreds more prisoners to walk free today in latest phase of early release schemehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-10/hundreds-more-prisoners-to-walk-free-in-latest-phase-of-early-release-scheme
IVE NEVER RAPED NOBODY
>>545991322Wait ten years.
>>545991231>>Horror as UK politician rapes terrified woman and burns her with red-hot knifeWhy are the Tories like this?
They summed brit/pol/ up with a musical
>>545991322that's exactly what a rapist would say
Might run a bath and drown myself
>>545990372
>>545991495Don't use hot water. Protect our energy supplies.
Stacey's scranHas got me eating hamYou know I like lambAnd a side of mashed yamStacey can't you seeYou're like hot dessert for teaI know it's kinda wrong, butI will consume Stacey's scran
Few years ago i bummed my missus on a monday and a wednesday, and then on following friday i was plapping away and i took it out of the pink, rubbed it on the stink and popped it in.She reached back and pushed me away and said "not today". I had to go and wash my knob then continued hammering away at the pink.Ever since Brands conviction i feel there is now a sword of damaclese above me and can't sleep due to the worry.I have bummed her a few times since with no objection so i reckon i will be ok, but i just can't be sure now.Once i even jizzed up her arse after she told me not to, so there is that n'all.
>>545991553Bath salts and badedas, am taking the ducks with me
>>545991322i looked at this fit woman in sainsburys recently it's over isn't it
>>545991644Dooley will one day get gang raped then mauled by dogs and I’ll clap like a seal on speed
i had a crush on my uncle when i was younger
>>545991666Don't drop the soap big homie.
>>545991821
>>545991666you disgust me
>>545991231How much is it for a concrete cube, will they fit in a stocking for the mantlepiece?
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>>545991821Nobody cares kieran
>>545991322Won't matter, they'll accuse you anyway.innit
look who's next
>>545991821Is your uncle male or female?
>>545991673>am taking the ducks with meYou some sort of eastern euro?
>>545991445>Ever since Brands conviction i feel there is now a sword of damaclese above me and can't sleep due to the worry.*Damocles
My dad told me that as a kid me and my brothers dick tasted the same...
the media has some nerve moaning about groomers and rapists
might metzitzah b'peh my first born son whilst chanting ketubot 11b6 in front of my whole family ngl
>>545992796Jfc anon, you're going to get us all arrested.
pakis moan about their "sacrifice" (skipping lunch) for rammydan like how jews moan about the holocaust
>>545992512No
>>545992650
>>545992289>Am looooooook'iiiiiing
>>545992289
>>545992945I buy my bacon from the paki shop just to watch them struggle scanning it. It's twice the price and half the quality and I have to walk further but the look on their faces is worth it.
>>545991529Schrodinger's Shit Golem
>>545992796Chris Moyles is a nonce
>>545993111Shall try this next time I find meself in one
heard today that the social media age ban is coming by the end of december?
muslims askin me to not eat around them during rammydan, mate have you tried not smelling like shit or suicide bombing around me?
>>545993226Take the pack from the bottom of the stack. It's often damp to touch. They REALLY don't like that.
>maintain your tart lists on Amaretti biscuits wrappers so you can dispose of them rapidly
>>545992796What's all the fuss about?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFns51rl4BU
Might phone the guardian tip line and say Vanessa felps sexually assaulted me ten years ago.
Why weren't/aren't the media this passionate about exposing industrial child rape by Pakis? [rhetorical question]
Honk Honk
Just seen an unpleasant looking negro and thought you lads needed to know about it: Cat Burns
>>545993725Why won't they publish the ethnicity of the victims of rape? [rhetorical question]
>>545993725There's no sleb goss
>>545993763>drive around running people over>LARP as a nigger drug dealer>etcsame shit as every other GTAVice city will always be the best
>>545993812The are tonnes of black women that are uglier than her
>>545993763>GTA You have to be 18 to post here.
https://goyimx.com/biasportfunWhy is an Irish person so bothered about right wing people in Britain?
>>545993763Bet you've all got your little preorders in.
>>545991231JIHAD in Glasgow.https://news.stv.tv/west-central/seven-taken-to-hospital-after-crash-involving-car-and-pedestrians-in-glasgows-west-end
>>545991529very musical people and hard working if you supervise them correctly
>>545993411She’s repulsive
all sex is now rapetrying to have sex and getting refused is also illegalanybody who has had or tried to have sex is going to jailget your arses ready boys
>>545994103It was pube, calm down
>>545994103Buckfast was on a bogof
>>545994327Is wanking while tired a crime?
>>545994309Cheap Lorraine.
>>545994327better than going into the army
Can Labour be trusted?
SNP = scottish nigger party
whats going to be banned next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beZuoCF_1I0
Lefty Burger
>>545994447>better smelling growler
>>545994542Pipes
>>545994542HMO objections
>>545994327Good advice. Let's just touch base and remind ourselves that not having sex, or people claiming you've not had sex, is also an investigatable offence.
>>545994542This place
>>545994682We live in hope
>>545992516danno cleese
>>545994582FBI director Kash Patel said: "This important arrest involves allegations of espionage, which is of the utmost concern to the United States and our allies."While this investigation is continuing, I want to send a clear message - this FBI has no tolerance for anyone who breaks their oath to the United States and whose actions endanger our national security and that of our partners."
>>545994682You spend half your day on temu ordering self loading camo sex arses
My rent is 11k a year, and thats cheap for the area. What do you think about this
>>545994584Bet she wouldn't report you for having a go on her clacka. She's the jolly type.
>>545994582>>545994724HERE COMES DUBYA DUBYA THREE
So what is David Walliams's little secret then?
>>545994765Farage will make it even more expensive.
>>545994808Probably verbally abuse you
>>545994765>What do you think about thisPardonParzel
Total paki (nigger) death
>>545994942>>54599498014 years ago, a full time minimum wage job was about 12k a year. Now my rent in 11k a year. That's incredible when you think about it
>>545991821youre nothing special m8 we all did
>>545994542Voting.
>>545994663even approaching the thought that you might one day potentially like to have sex is punishable by chemical castration
>>545995262they're actually going to ban not voting instead
https://x.com/Steve_Laws_/status/2120219369213165666
>>545995118Yep.I mean, a lot of people have already mentioned it's fucked but yeah, it's fucked. There are a significant number of people who'll basically never be able to work their way out of renting, ever, given the current trajectory. That's not an exaggeration or opinion either, it's a basic mathematical fact.
>>545994765I think you're a mug.Why don't you get a mortgage like a normal person?
>>545994815he can have a third term??
grand theft auto six
>>545995307what about nonce voting?
>>545995477still creasing at sand theft auto ngl
>>545994663sexbots
>>545993900>>LARP as a nigger drug dealer>my favorite one is the only where you actually are a drug dealer
>>545995118min wage when i first started work was less than £3
>>545994102waiting for the AI port to PC
>>545995471Technically it's a prolonged second term. Can't hold an election _and_ go to the Eurovisions during a war.
feeling incredibly run down, might just go to bed
>>545995635Before the end of the month it'll be cracked to play on PC thanks to LLM use.
new trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yl5ELcmugI
It’s took that long to fill the bath I no longer have the inclination to drown myself
>>545995690You've started taking Vitamin D as it's FUCKING DARK right?No, of course not.
>>545995672oh my pic got lostwas talking about this dubya
UK Universities advertise interest-free Sharia-compliant student loans for Muslim students• British universities including University College London are promoting government-backed “interest-free” student loans designed to comply with Islamic finance rules, a Telegraph investigation has revealed. The loans could be available as soon as next year.• Under the scheme, repayments will be used to finance other students on the same system rather than going to the Treasury. Official forecasts estimate almost half of all student debt will not be repaid in full, with taxpayers covering the shortfall.https://x.com/TheMercianNews/status/2120225588187472147
>>545995778Bitch please.
>>545995896Why is there a shadow of blocko on your wall?
>>545994542VPNs
>>545995118money printing is theft
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16282003/White-supremacist-wanted-kill-migrants-possible-stockpiled-petrol-bombs-napalm-attack-hotel-housing-asylum-seekers-court-hears.htmlIf you want a laugh before bed, all the memes are in there....>>545995896I stand corrected.
All I'm saying is that it's perfectly normal for a 34 year old man to be on the phone with my 15 year old daughter for hours on end because... uh you're a simp feminist Troon or something.
>>545995635>>545995727People will be collectivity pumping in hundos of thousos into claude, it'll be a shitstorm kek
I'm disappointed at how long it's taking the government to shut off the electricity it sounds brutal with the forced shitting into plastic bags and eating cold food out of tinsand it would be a great shakeup
>>545996069lil bro has not read ketubot 11b6 lmaoooo>Rava said that this is what the mishna is saying: An adult man who engaged in intercourse with a minor girl less than three years old has done nothing, as intercourse with a girl less than three years old is tantamount to poking a finger into the eye.are you even chosen, stupid fucking goyim?
>>545991231Merkel blocks season again huh? So glad that we get to have a normal Christmas up till now.
>>545995778yes lad, on the d3+k2 like this anon >>545995896though they are separate supplements
>>545995839we need this because all the muslim students currently pay their fees out of their own pocket nowadays right... ?
>>545996026>inflation existsDurrrr da prices dey go up!!.. It's insane!
ordering a takeaway and not quite sure which one to go for
>>545995839Weird, Shariah compliant schemes have been around for years. Official estimates are that the student loan book will repay 800 million in profit adjusted for inflation over the life of the loans making them the only area of government spending that generates a profit.Half of all students will fail to repay a loan at 7.5% interest compounded (same rate effective for Sharia compliant), that does not mean the government will lose money.When originally designed, loans were intended as a way to generate a graduate tax without breaking the manifesto commitment of no new taxes. Willets, who implemented the scheme, intended the money would not be paid back meaning that the share would be roughly 60% student pays, 40% taxpayer subsidy.Owing to unpublicisied changes during Covid that figure is now 99.8% student pays, the lowest subsidy for higher education in the world.And still Telegraph boomers think if they crack down harder they might get the money in their pensions instead.
>>545996194it's also fake (the image)
>>545996129saddam hussain?
>>545996241go for the one made and delivered by englishmen
>>545994651Count on it.
>>545996241<--- absolute banger lad
>>545996194that's quite a lot of inflation and prices dodn't always go up, for many things over the past 25 years prices went down yet here we are with huge inflation and more to come, I wonder why>>545996251how is it fake? It is likely close to correct even if it is fake
>>545996069Ive Just turned the lights off and shit into a plastic bag
>>545995896Might be low zinc...
>>545996474Are tehre any stray cats in your area?
>>545996474What is this 2005 prices
>>545996487>how is it fake?its fake as in its not real
>>545996697prove it
>>545996783your mum told me
Nigga please
Novels are just light entertainment. I always laugh at 'lit' people who take them really seriously.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fHmWcRZ72A
>>545996334nah ordered a munchy box instead
>>545996935>Novels are just light entertainment.clearly you have never attempted to read infinite jest
>>545996489Bogdans packed lunch.
