Are you prepared for the inevitable collapse?
Zombies? You cannot outrun them.https://youtu.be/zvOfPhPxlSo
>>546002889Ngmi
Those Jim Bakker buckets will turn against you
>>546002889>Empty jarsYou'll be dead by christmas.
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nice troll thread. now let's see cole allen's pantry
>>546003244This is amusing coming from a bong, I'd be impressed if any of you made it past a fortnite
No, I am working on it, but I don't think I'll make it in time.
>>546003251You had all those years to prepare, hope you listened
>>546002889The Pineapple is gonna fuck your stomach up dude.
>>546003416>fortniteZoomie-kun....
>>546002889No
>>546003416Been thinking about it for a few years, I used to buy some small amount of supplies for a 'what-if' disaster scenario, and by this point I am so dirt poor I can't afford to even prep anything more than the cheapest ingredients, guarantee the military just drops a lorry of refugees and orders you to take them in as part of the family (extra mouths to feed) and depletes it completely, or alternately, snatches you and I guess that's the prep problem solved, I eat military grub until the temu drone blows me up. literal waste of time prepping in this country, get enough food to escape the island and never look back, get refugee status yourself in another country because god knows these useless fucks in government don't give a flying fuck about any of us.
>>546003416most will last longer than that on body fat.
>>546002889This looks really similar to my mom's pantry
Been ready so much I'll genuinely be sad if it doesn't happen any time soon
>>546002889You're off to a good start. Now fill those Ball jars with meat and veg, and get Water. Lots and lots of Water. You can fit more in small spaces if you buy the dehydrated version. Need Meds, too.
>>546003251sussy suss i.e.t. is collapsing
>>546003803>GOY OILno thanks
>>546002889Of your shelves?
>>546002889i always feel sorry for preppers, being taken advantage by hucksters, like they have. saddens me deeply
Unfortunately, I can't live on normal world... if shtf, ID I feel like it, I will fucking thrive.I can do what others can't when shtf, I've done it even as a child in war pre war you name it. No problem.Fick, Ill make jeet chilli if I feel like it and cook it well enough not to worry about diseases and eat it with joy. No, not joking.I can also diw brutally, that too in the process I would accept and probably thrive in. That is my comfort zone.Normal life... its a nightmare.
>>546002889I have 2 pistols and an AR with 10k lumen flashlights on all of them and around 2k of ammo for all 3. No food, or water stored. Don't need it. I will just take yours.
Honestly, the biggest mistake I see people make is not bulking up on preservatives like salt and sugar. You can buy hundreds of of pounds that'll last you years and they never spoil. I can't imagine something like refined sugar would ever be cheap or out of demand in a collapse scenario.
>>546005999See you soon.
>>546002889Pretty light pantry there fellow ALDI shopper.
>>546002889Not really. Have some food and water, but like no weapons, money, or other tradeables (alcohol, sweets, spices, etc). Live close enough to a major city that I assume I'll die almost immediately if the bombs drop or shit hits the fan, so being super prepared doesn't seem worth it.>>546005999want to share your guns for my food? I have a place in the mountains we can hide in if we can get there
>>546002889Anon, you need to fix your shelfs, at the very least. An earthquake or nuke is going to knock it all down. Really, you should have it all in totes, for rapid movement, sanitation, isolation, etc. Also, you do have an insane amount of water, and multiple ways of filtering/cleaning, right Anon?? Protip, the 1lb bags of powdered chlorine, regular liquid has a very short shelf life.
>>546002889I don't think jews want a collapse as their power and safety would evaporate.
>>546005999Checked but this is far more dangerous than people imagine. Every prepper in America has guns. Assaulting a fortified position is at best a coin toss.
>>546002889I hope this person doesn't live in "earthquake country">popcorn ceilingsTract home built in the early 60's to late 70's. Probably a slab foundation with no basement, in the southwest.>>546003803People forget that all beans (legumes) are poisonous if not simmered for at least 10 minutes. They won't kill you, but you WILL shit yourself nearly to death. The darker the bean the greater the poison effect.I don't see any sterno fuel, or cookware for those legumes.>>546004865>"Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."There are many kinds of "preppers" and only the most die-hard waste thousands on dried food every year (that becomes useless after a decade or so).The best prepping will always be "strategic relocation" along with remoteness, and self sufficiency. But ANY prepping is better than none at all.Ask yourself this simple question: "Am I more prepared than a nigger?" Then ask yourself, "How close are niggers, other browns, and white trash to my home?">>546006584Get a cheap 22 rifle (lever action) or a smaller shotgun. It will help you avoid 99% of problems. One shot into the air is enough to make most people fuck off down the road.
>>546004475>GOY OIL>GoylC'mon man it was right here
>>546002889One posting nigger kike.Wouldn't you like to know.
>>546003251>2020: AHHHH SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING YOU BETTER PREPI mean, yeah.
>>546006424Good reminder to download any material you like because the internet may not always be there. This is especially true for things like furry porn which don't really have a real life replacement. Also nobody has an encyclopedia any more so download wikipedia. It's only 120GB.
>>546002889I'm just gonna be a mad max raider and pillage stuff from all the impotent boomers in my area
>>546002889coffee, honey, salt, vinegar, rice, beans
None of your fucking business.
>>546005999>I will just take yours.Doesn't have NODs or ThermalChecked & kek'd
>>546002889There will be no collapse. Things will just continue to get worse. A collapse would allow white people to actually do something. There is no way the ruling class will allow that. Someone post that old post from a few years ago.
>>546009192
isolation, you need to be away from other people
>>546009568I always giggle at Idiots who store shit to barter with in NORTH AmERICA! :D
>>546003251Better to have it than not.
>>546002889I don’t think you should stock up because of a potential collapse... you should do it because of inflation, in order to save money...
>>546005999my house will be surrounded by punji sticks so watch your step. dying of septic shock sucks. also i have a stock of botulism tainted canned goods so watch what you eat.
>>546003251that screenshot is from such a garbage game, something like a lgbtq teen would make
>>546003251>what is insurancedumb little zoom zoom
I don't understand why they keep teasing us with fantasies of collapse. All they have to do is yank the power in the middle of winter and everyone will die.
>>546011384its all part of the great reset. we are de-industrializing in a controlwd manner. they plan on depopulating most people but they want a pool of people with the cognitive ability to take care of themselves to survive. have fun with your ubi, im sure they are gonna give you that in exchange for your organs or unlimited covid boosters
Good advice. Bump.
>>546011384>1950s: nuclear Armageddon >1970s: peak oil>1980s: climate change>1990s: climate change, Y2K>2000s: terrorists, zombie apocalypse>2010s: Mayan calendar, zombie apocalypse, civil war>2020s: pandemic, civil warFear of collapse is how they maintain their power. They won't actually let collapse happen because then they become mere mortals like us.
>>546012326If you compared 1950 to 2020, there absolutely was a massive collapse.
>>546012326>Fear of collapse is how they maintain their power.They are the only ones who wouldn't survive a collapse. You fags just be saying retarded shit sometimes fr.
>>546012414Yes of course, but it is a slow collapse of living standards and the middle class, not a collapse of "the system" as with any of those examples. Instead we're living through >>546009256 and it's barely just begun.
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>>546012638Oh yeah, we going to speed run dis shit yo
>>546012505>They are the only ones who wouldn't survive a collapse.Which is why they will only tease collapse but never let it happen. Think about it anon, the debt based economy, the propaganda, the censorship, the surveillance state, the feminism. It's all been created by jews to make themselves powerful and keep themselves safe from us. Why would they cut power and destroy their own system?
>>546013025You think these people are God? If you knew how fucking dumb they are you'd be considerably more worried.
>>546002889I'll just wing it.
>>546012892the most important part of military manuals is they're written so well retards can comprehend them. shame the other services are godawful at that part.
>>546013077>smug cow calling the rancher dumb
>>546013226Oink for me piggy
Leftists are going to ban guns soon so get all the guns and ammo you can. Even if your extended family hates guns tell them to get it now. Hunting rifles, shotguns, AR-15s, Glock pistols, 22 rifles. Ammo too while it's semi affordable.
>>546013528Guns are too expensive.
>>546012892
>>546002889Wake me when you show pics of your defensible farmland and water supply, retard. You think that pantry's gonna keep you alive?
>>546011384fearmongering > people are easier to control > Big Toilet Paper makes gorillions
>>546013459oink "elitests are dumb" is a psyop perpetuated by the elitests to disarm youoink
>>54600288920 years ago I cared. Now, well... Not my problem
>>546002889nope, which im fine with
>>546002889You're gonna need toilet paper for all of that shit
>>546002889Botulism
>>546002889I got like 3 water bottles and two cans of chef boyardee ravioli. Am I gonna make it?
>>546013528>>546013591Adjusted for inflation, guns are cheaper now than they have ever been. Now is the time to buy.
>>546002889Always stocked.
>>546013757Alot of based boomer preppers are too old to make it even though they accurately predicted the country going to shit. Its funny all their old schizo websites were spot on and everyone made fun of them. If only people had listened.Millennials and especially Zoomers are too stupid to understand whats happening and will never survive.
>>546002889most acidic canned goods have limited shelf life
>>546013854I'd give you good odds for the 3 days of blackouts. Good luck stalker.
>>546014191>If only people had listenedI voted Ron Paul. I still probably have sardines from that election cycle. Still have the Silver. Can't find my hard drive w/20 bitcoin from that year. FML.
>>546002889Why would i need to be prepared for your shitty rack collapsing on to the floor?
>>546007524>that becomes useless after a decade or soNigger, I've eaten 15 year old canned cheese and aside from the excess tin it was fine.>all beans (legumes) are poisonous if not simmered for at least 10 minutesFirst off, you should soak them overnight.Second off, who the fuck eats raw, dry beans? The fuck is wrong with you?But in all seriousness I highly recommend everyone have a water filter and bulk rice & beans.Rice & beans provide complete nutrition and have an unlimited shelf life provided you store them correctly.>>546003222The Jim Bakker buckets were always against you.
>>546002889nah but i'm counting on my countrymen to usurp and exploit some other country so we can live comfortably
It's a good time to get fuel with gas prices reported to have gone down in many areas. If you get regular fuel with no ethanol and put it in fuel cans with fuel stabilizer it can last years.
>>546014170This
>>546002889I got ten pounds of rice today.
>>546004389I can’t find any dehydrated water at the Walmart, do you get it online or something?
>>546014050SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>546002889i have the good old millenial retirement kit.a 12 guage and a high velocity buckshot round.when i cant work anymore. and am homeless for a while. too old to fight good or fuck anyways.thats when that sweetheart start whispering in your ear. yep. the ooooold retirement kit. thinking about it now. the kit.havent eaten in a few days.that old kit for when life's no good no more.when lifes no good.yep.
>>546003251The climate is fucked haven't you noticed?? Maybe where you got raised indoors off an iPad buck'o. Hate to break the bad news but the climate is cooked.>every year is a new heat record and climate catastrophies no big deal!
>>546002889that's nowhere near enough food for an american
>>546003251Prepping in 2019 saved me when the plandemic started. Normalfags were running like crazy to buy a small hand sanitizer, I was comfy at home with my family with everything covered
>>546002889There will be no collapse.
>>546015694KYS Leafland should be praying for globull warming.
>>546015619Damn.To be honest though I didn't know you guys were allowed to keep firearms for self defense. You're doing much better than some parts of Europe.
>>546002889Grow an orchard. Start a food forest. Prepping a stock for shtf will only last so long. Urbanites just gonna starve to death, sorry not sorry.
>>546015690At least take some kikes with you on the way out.
>>546005033Are you Russian? You sound Russian.
Nah I'm just gonna rely on God's providence to get me through the hard times
>>546006584>other tradeablesAyo wut dat mouf do doe?
>>546015960Oh we are california now that a albanian shot up a school he did not attend anymore with legally owned gunsmind you he was denied mandatory military service for failing his mental examination yet was "fit" enough to get a full weapons license which allowed him to own all types of legal firearms (everything except full auto machine guns and pump shotguns)
>>546004545kek, was thinking this
>>546002889I'm just straight up ready to die, honestly.
>>546005999>shtf>grab carcano >6.5x52 mm>go innawoods>??????????????>profitGet on my fucking level homo
>>546003803>nothing but beans and rice with no spices or herbsI'd rather fucking die in the apocalypse
>>546006440Is that botched abortion at least 762????
>>546002889Democrats are going to allow riminals to run rampant just like they did under Biden. They're going to empty your pantry and if you try to shoot them, you'll just get sued.
God I love bunkers. I dream about bunkers. I watch hours of bunkers on YouTube. I play bunker games. I think I might need help.
If I had the manpower I would lock liberals and niggers in their cities and make them rape and eat each other so they don't loot and terrorize rural areas. Lefty whites will be worthless post-event and have no transferable skills other than maybe basic labor. They hate guns, have no survival instincts, are brainwashed to hate themselves, and have a slave mentality.
>>546016645Post pic of your superior American wall sockets fellow American patriot. Include a time stamp & your post ID
>>546016706Its crazy how much you lost and need to die you tranny schizo retard.
i dont need to prep when i can just take from those who prepped for me
>>546002889It’s never happening unfortunately. It will just be a slow decline into brown serfdom.
>>546007524>One shot into the air is enough to make most people fuck off down the road.okay, Joe Biden
>>546002889Yeah I've got an adorable little cat resting in my lap while watch anons stress themselves out over factors beyond their control.
>>546016645Yes. The US is following Europe. They are also trying to ban guns in the states they flipped in the recent elections.
>>546017082I too have kiddy
>>546015960''Self Defense'' is up for debate, but there are guns in Europe.Austrians don't own shit though
Nothing ever fucking happens. And I do want this country to be glassed to microscopic bits.
>>546017236And a shit gun that will only be useful to kill yourself with.
>>546002889I spy a bucees mug - you're gonna make it
>>546003416it's fortnight, nigger zoomer.
>>546017373You really autistic enough to identify that or are you larping? Also why didn't you comment on kiddy? Are you gay? Retarded? Hope you're just pretending.
>>546017426That's a nice fucking kitty
>>546002889Ill raw dog it on shotshells, snares and a sks
>>546017552Thx anonI got pussy for daysAnd a lot of guns
>>546003251And they were correct. Throughout all of those years, society has been slowly decaying in agony.Just because it's slow, doesn't mean it's not happening. We obviously don't know when will the situation hit its actual breaking point, but I don't think it's too far, to be honest.Also, your picrel is gay as fuck. Fuck you, pussy.
>>546017614Wrong pic
>>546009256>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEg0vnhr3-k
>>546002889What shitty construction. You're gonna fucking die
>>546017616Youre legit probably objectively correct. Your people's empire declined slow and agonizing too. Rip in peace tho.
>>546016686
>>546016686Are you single ?I can change that
I'll just eat my wife and kids.
>>546017892Yes, here is my hand.
>>546016895This.>>546016946But far more likely, by country miles, this.
>>546017967BasedCan I hold it
>>546018171I've been alone all my life. I think I'll stay that way. My family is long lived. I'll live even longer. Watch everyone die. That's why it is best to stay alone.