i just made this cali wali for $2.50
YOU DID WHAT??
>>546013586I mean I shop every two weeks and it costs me $55 for meat, pasta, milk, etc. I cook for myself. These retards doordash everything and say why am I spending $500 a week! Food is too expensive!
>>546013586Looks like shit, mate. Too dry, underproofed, too long in the oven. Possibly weak gluten bonds.
>>546013586I think it could be even cheaper if you remove the cheese and add more sauce.
>>546013586Bullshit. Everybody knows that a Hot Carl is $5 (In Cali Wali). Extra toppings like in the pic would be at LEAST $6.50. You're a fucking charlatan and a crook, and probably Indian. Kill yourself immediately
>>546013586Youre lying though. Why? What does it gain you?
>>546013586>cali waliwhat's that anon
>>546014003You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That pizza is perfect. Anything lighter than that is raw. Now whether or not OP actually cooked that, is a still up for debate, because any mf can take a pic.
>>546013932$55 for two weeks of food? Do you not eat?
>>546014235I'll kick your fucking teeth in, boy. Gonna be funny watching you eat corn on the cob with your sore gums.
>>546013586IDC I want cheap food
>>546013932it is too expensive, especially beefhumans should be allowed to have delivered, precooked, engineered food, at an affordable pricelike the rich NO, your homemade food will likely never compare with engineered foodplus, all recipe sites have been tampered with, so you become frustrated with lackluster homemade meals using online recipesyou then resort to ordering precooked foodthe 'frustration' method, the same method for the 'chilling effect' placed on piracy
>>546013586and that would be 0.25 pennies in 2019
>>546013586wa la
>>546014397Your flag is gay, and not in a fun way
>>546013586Blow a honky's Melon off
>>546014231You'll like it, someone rubs a nigger dick all over it.
>>546013586Ingredients for a decent pizza are €5-7 here.A can of piri-piri deenz alone is €1.09
why is the board getting raided? where are the mods???
>>546013586Of course no one in this thread is worried about cost and inflation. Not out of wealth. But out of the fact that the people posting here about it being “fake” don’t live in actual reality. They live in “their reality”. And, what, pray tell, does that mean? It means their reality is they are like 50 and they live at home. Their mothers pay for everything. Of course the rising prices don’t concern them. Why would it?
>>546014512why are you being a fag, pidor?
>>546014590Sup nigger, got a problem?
>>546014293I guess he drinks the cheapest wine from cartons.
>>546014448Hey shut the fuck up corporate shill. They made an actual fucking point. Following those recipe sites does not fucking work out and make anything edible, its filled with content made just to grab attention for ad revenue and as such the US economy has been shaken to its very foundation as an expense that is 1/5th of your weekly paycheck gets wasted by money hungry demons that want are paid extra to waste your food so corporations can cycle their products faster.I would fucking sew that star of david patch onto your chest myself if I could.Its like if you make people waste enough time on something, they give up on it!! SO if you make people waste enough time on cooking recipes that dont work, well guess what, they give up and just buy fast food or food prepared by a local grocery chain! Much more expensive ultimately. Its like a form of human education is intentionally withheld and lost at the benefit of our jewish overlords.NOW FUCK OFF.
>>546014680You're gay, probably retarded tooyeeyeet
>>546013586>>546014003>still eating gluten in current year Ishiggydiggy
>>546014512
>>546014752if you think /pol/tards dont read anymore then you're low iq
>>546014874Name 10 tomes, n'wah
>>546014680hopefully you understand youre talking to a random dumb motherfuckerLets just crush them instead
>>546014397bhutanon craving the goyslop
>>546014920>with a gay ass flag*
>>546014126i made the sauce from tomatoes, garlic and basil i grew in my garden>>546014225why do you think im lying?>>546014235picrel
>>546013586i don’t know what that is but i would eat it
>>546014991Nice slice job OP. You got your mom to cut that for you?
>>546013586You gotta work on your shaping game fren>>546014003You're retarded. >>546014235It's not perfect but not bad for a home oven
>>546015041I love my mom. Do you love your mom?
>>546014918the argonian account, dance in fire, and the lusty argonian maid, and the wolf queen, my n'wah.
>>546014968the flag isnt whats going to punch you, you seem confused, itll be meif you hate the rainbow, or colors of the light, be prepared for a punch, or sword, or laser, theres a lot really we'll seeP.S. the US flag is mine too kekekekekekekek
>>546013586brownskin poast yr hand
>>546014293I buy red meat in bulk from a farmer I know. Equals about $10 a week for a couple pounds of beef. Then I buy Costco chickens for white meat. Make my own bread and pasta. I drink a lot of whole milk. If you aren't retarded groceries are cheap as fuck. I am 207 lbs and 5'11" picrel.
>>546015188fennel and pepper seeds stress you out? sad.
>>546014397>all recipe sites have been tampered with, so you become frustrated with lackluster homemade meals using online recipesbuy an old school cookbook. the better homes and gardens in so old it calls for lard instead of shortening or sneed oil
>>546015213>5'11"Manlet
>>546014752>this much projection in one postwe should charge tickets to see this
>>546015118I looooove my mom <3 (IYKYK)>>546015174Still gay, still very very gay.>>546015128Good work n'wah, you'd be great for tending to my ash yams
>>546013586>grocery and necessities prices r ur fault goyClassic!
>>546014954it was literally made just for me/we
>>546014003Meme flag adversarial dick."Cali Wali" is gay, and OP should be shamed and saged, but this euro Meme flag should put into a blender and turned into a slurry and forcibly fed to his family. I shouldn't say this in public, but....
>>546015501again n'wah, if someone feels like they cannot accomplish the goal even after multiple tries. Then they eventually give up.
>>546013586people just don't know how to cook meals for themselvesi make pasta which lasts me two meals which will be the only thing i eat in the day.cheese £5 lasts multiple makingstomatoes 500g 60ppasta 500g £1good quality mince 500g £5, i use halfgarlic, frozen from the gardenherbs, gardenits somewhere close to £2.55 a meal a mcdonalds "meal" is £7+ anyone who claims food is expensive is retarded
>>546014590what are you talking about? this is my board and breakroom never deletes my threads
>>546015436but why are we at a point where we need to do deep knowledge research. why are we at a point where basic foods cant be listed online without some influence fucking the recipe up? It seems very fucked up from a fundamental perspective.
>>546015704>where we need to do deep knowledge research.youre not, its the same as the recipe online except its on a piece of paper and doesnt have any adds
>>546015436missing the point>recipe pollution>ingredient degradation/inferiority>deliberate confusion regarding meal generation then youre expected to compete with intentionally addiction-inducing engineered food productionsyour coil burners, or induction, but no gas, of course, your cooking instruments are also deliberately inferior topkek
>>546013586I believe you, flour is cheap, cheese is actually pretty cheap right now also. Pizza is so good but the macro's fucking suck shit.
>>546015832no its not, they add alot of excessive ingredients that are also alternatives of each other. They do not have bare basics, that do not ultimately alter from each other. only certain brands at certain ages are decent and basic. Everything else is intentionally paid off to add more or to produce a wasteful product.
>>546015839gaaaaayyyyyy flaaaaaaag
>>546016053im not saying the ingredients are the same, im saying a recipes format is the same in a cookbook as online. you dont need any deep research
>>546016120>you dont need any deep research goy
>>546016053let him live in his retarded fake-food-world, he cannot be salvaged it seemswhen they swat a helping hand away, thats all we can do, they do not want help all industries should be on notice, your secrets are fucked
>>546014512I still tried to look up her skirt. Sometimes being male is shameful.
>>546016079their point is also still quite valid, nothing you make matches up to what you're fed. That will inevitably drive you back to them.>>546016120i mean i get your point, when you break an online recipe even further down you get very basic foods along with instructions such as boiling pasta for a certain amount of time and what "might" be good with it. But the problem is that they rely on an experienced person and they ultimately overlap and create an overburdened food taste.>>546016180seems like it and I agree
>>546016180>fake-food-world,i grew everything on the pizza but the flour and cheese..... but im in the process of getting ready to make cheese with goat milk as soon as my goat has its baby
>>546016247>theirIT'S MA'AM, SAAR!
>>546016317>he doesn't grow his own cheese
>>546013586If you want to actually eat good food it is exorbitantly expensive. You need to basically buy almost everything organic and if you don't you're getting poisoned. But of course some faggot who buys the cheapest meat available will call me a retard for actually wanting to eat food that that isn't full of glyphosate and antibiotics.
>>546015213Gay beard, other than that, based
>>546014333I'll crush your orbital socket with my boots bitch.
>>546016317check'd
>>546014991white sauce roux, garlic and herbs in that, slice tomato over top.
>>546016317Fucking your goat isn't going to get it pregnant Abdul.
I spent $293 at Sam's Club. >I live alone
>>546016439I'll suck your nuts out of your scrotum, buddy pal
>>546016416>If you want to actually eat good food it is exorbitantly expensive. You need to basically buy almost everything organic and if you don't you're getting poisoned>buyi grow 70% of my food anon, i have a giant garden, chickens, rabbits, goats and pigs. both my freezers are full of meat.
>>546013586Looks good, brother.>>546014293About what I spend, of course that's $550 worth of your Monopoly money.Go suck on a bag of milk, ya fuckin queer.
>>546014161THIS.
>>546014512I don't buy that pic
>>546014225Attention that his parents never gave him
>>546014680sex with women
>>546014589Pizza is cheap as shit to make. You could probably make six large cheese pizzas for that money. Unless you think a decent pizza needs caviar on it I think you’re full of it.
>>546014397An 8 serving meatloaf is about $8
>>546014235are those old Greggs?
I miss Costco supreme pizza.
that hot carl looks like a fuckin mess brah
>>546016820pathetic shit
>>546013586We went out to eat on Saturday at a proper restaurant, didn't finish everything, didn't pack it to go like a poor either. Total bill was about $700. Didn't bother tipping.
>>546013586No meat?
>>546013586A steak quesadilla from Taco Bell, 4 pitiful slices, is $8 now
>>546017867No mangina
>>546013586>looks like a pittsburg steamer
>>546018253I'm Ole Greg
>>546013586Food is cheap as fuck. /pol/ is just full of manchildren who think $50 is going to bankrupt them
>>546019653> pol is full of Jewsftfy
>>546019761Jews are smart shoppers though
based. i made this poki pizza the other day
>>546014293Eh, there's nights where dinner at my house is less than $2 a plate. (pork or chicken)Obviously beef or salmon is more.Coffee and cooking oil are probably one of my bigger expenses just because I only buy fairly good stuff, and I use a ton of both.
>>546013586I made a pepperoni pizza tonight.Stonefire flatbread BOGO publix ($2)Ragu Pizza sauce BOGO publix (half jar, about .50 cents)1/2 lb of mozza, Aldi ($1.50)Deli pepperoni ($2)italian seasoning + garlic powder (say 5 cents)So about $6.05 for 4 people.I don't know you managed $2.50, sounds like bullshit
>>546019792What you mean is that Jews will literally threaten the grocer's family, freedom and livelihood to get 5% off
>>546019900It looks like an abomination. What is on it?
>>546019980you bought a stored bought flatbread you retard and OP didn’t use deli meat on his, only veggies
>>546020049no sauce. poki tuna dipped in ponzu, arugula bed, and fresh avocado, and when served it gets a sriracha mayo sauce drizzled. it’s cash bro.
>>546020054Even so, don't see how he gets it down to $2.50. Let's see how much the ingredients cost OP.
>>546013586solid 0/10
>>546020134i literally made one tonight and it was like 2.50 per. dough water yeast sugar 50camount of cheese for one pizza like 1$ of 5 dollar brick from bargain marketsauce made from tomato paste with some spices added 50c (enough for like 3 pizzas)mine cost $2 per bro git gud lol
>>546013586What the fuck is that nasty black shit on it?
made a dessert pizza the other day too
>>546020223Whatever, mine is higher quality and still relatively cheap. And it took all off 5 minutes to make, 14 minutes at 425 to cook.
interesting, i made pizza for dinner today, too. two of them. not as cheaply as OP.>homemade dough for two 'zas>two pound bag of mozz split between the two (probably should have used less)>sprinkle of shredded parm for flavor>garlic powder, italian herbs>sauce from a jar, no sneed oil because it makes me ill every time>olive oil for lubrication>sliced button mushrooms>some fat pepperoni (splurged on the nicer ones)>butter the crust and sprinkle sesame seeds on it>second 'za gets par-cooked bacon bits (worryingly cheap unbranded discount bacon from the grocery store, smells and tastes fine tho)>some shredded chicken breast>doesn't puff up as much, i think i squished the dough too much on this onegolly i'm stuffed. went for a run uphill afterwards.
>>546020354how is buying premade bread from the store with leavening and preservatives higher quality retard? my shit was organic lol>>546020360you wasted money buying pre shredded cheese, and it contains antibiotics like natamycin usually
>>546020099I'm sure it tastes better than it looks
>>546020421it was bomb bro, i eat sushi (homemade) a lot so you gotta switch is up from the goy rice sometimes
>>546020413As opposed to inorganic? Either way, it was a good pizza.
>>546018253hehloved that show..that era was the last of comedy on earth
>>546020499well it’s honestly great that you made food at home anon. just know that it can be only like 2 bucks but really what matters is that you made a healthy easy homemade meal and enjoyed it (:
>>546020516What era was that I can't remember. 2007?
>>546020310What the hell is that
>>546020516whitest kids u know was when comedy peaked… never again…
>>546020568The only frozen pizzas I will buy are Screamin Sicilian on BOGO, and the Motor City deep dish (on BOGO). The Aldi refrigerator pizzas are decent after adding some seasoning, but they're fucking huge. Sam's Club pizza ain't half bad either (or Costco, but I have Sam's).I try to make shit from scratch whenever possible, but I just don't have the time.
>>546020674dessert pizza.cream cheese and sugar as a “sauce”.topped with banana and strawberries and drizzled in a homemade chocolate syrup
>>546014293400 grams of organic minced meet goes for 6.50 where im at. milk is 1,50/liter.nu/pol/ is brown as hell, nobody drinks milk.i just got up, the first thing i do is drink milk.
>>546020723dangerously based
>>546020609yeah, about therei normally didn't care for brit humour, but that show and a few others which involved some of the same people was really fun, and it's the last time i remember enjoying comedy...i really can't stand "stand up" comedians
>>546020723We go through 3 gallons of milk / week.
>>546020413the powder on shredded cheese also makes it melt worse. i REALLY HATE shredding cheese off a block though, it's like one of my least favorite kitchen activities.
>>546014991Do you prefer pizza made in the oven or in a frying pan?
>>546020821Also mozzarella is harder to grate than cheddar
>>546020677it's over, brotha
>>546020990the best is on the grill with a pizza stone grill shit
>>546020714ew
>>546017923wait, is it gone? been several years since I went
>>546018094>t. chuck shumer
>>546021239you might just be gay anon, another way to make it is with a cookie dough crust but that shits too much sugar
>>546020310i would try it but without choc saucecream cheese is god tieri wish i had the motivation to make cheese danishes and tarts, those are my fav baked goods
>>546014161Man you've never been to Cali Wali
>>546013586Food that isn't dogshit slop is generally quite expensive.
>>546021771lern 2 cook then retard. i eat red meat for pretty much every meal and im poor as shit
>>546016180>>546016053Can tell neither of these faggots can cook
>>546021298Yes, ever since covid.
>>546013586What is it with this anon and his cali wali pizza?
>>546013586share recipe
>>546022781Pol has degenerated into everyones personal blog and the admins dont care enough to cull the low effort slop that now saturates the catalog because they are happy anyone is still posting here at all.So now we get faggots like OP talking about his gay cooking and gardening activities.
>>546014589Sardines on a pizza.
>>546022910You're such an ignorant fuck you're saying that to a eglin/jidf frogposting shill that fill the entire catalog 24-7 which endless dogshit that other retards on pol such as yourself keep replying to. Either that, or you're shill too trying to validate the other shill.
>>546022996with, a*
>>546020292I think it's black olives.About a whole 15 oz can it looks like.Jeez
>>546022454they have to be bots, nothing they say makes any sense.>i mean i get your point, when you break an online recipe even further down you get very basic foods along with instructions such as boiling pasta for a certain amount of time and what "might" be good with it. But the problem is that they rely on an experienced person and they ultimately overlap and create an overburdened food taste.what the fuck even is this shit?>cooking food is a conspiracy bro
>>546023021>>546022996So much yapping with nothing to say
>>546013586nice, anon. i also made pizza today. i used semolina flour because regular flour upsets my tummy.
>>546015213Based>>546016421>t. Beardlet
>>546021558Nigger
>>546013586>An american made a pizza that isn't just cheese and pepperoniI'm calling fake and gay on this.
>>546013586based American, don't support local jewish shops and cook for himself.
>>546014293>$55 for two weeks of food? Do you not eat?That's about $4 per day. It's possible to eat cheaply. Especially if you buy in bulk when it's cheap.I eat a lot of Turkey Chili. A full batch is 5 cups of beans($1.90, 4k calories), 60 ounces of tomato sauce or diced tomatoes($2.70, 120/90 calories), 2 pounds of ground turkey($4, 1600 calories), and I make my own chili seasoning($0.25, no idea).So that's like 5800ish calories for $9. Or about $4.50 a day.He says he makes his own bread. You can buy an almost new bread machine from Goodwill for like $10. Standard white bread is just flour + water + oil + salt + yeast + sugar. A pound of flour(1600 calories) will make like two large pizzas worth of dough. A pound of flour costs about 45 cents. Other ingredients are cheap if you buy in bulk. They would add another 250 calories(tbsp oil), 100 calories(sugar). So would be almost 2k calories for 55 cents.Turn the bread into dinner rolls and dip it into your chili. Or make homemade pizzas. To make two large pizzas, you'd need about a pound of Mozzarella cheese($2.40, 1300 calories), tomato sauce plus seasonings($1, 50 calories), plus 40 pepperoni slices($1, 375 calories), plus the dough(55 cents). So about $5 for two large pizzas for a total of 3800 calories. Price can be higher/lower depending on ingredients.And if you want to go super cheap, make stuff with rice. Chicken is also cheap. Leg Quarters on sale can be as low as $6 for 10 pounds(although most of that is liquids, fat, and bone). I used to debone it and fry it, or make chicken and dumplings, chicken and rice, etc. You can sometimes buy whole turkeys after Thanksgiving for 70 cents a pound. I have a big turkey fryer that spins. Can cook a whole turkey in a couple hours, and is super crispy and delicious to eat by itself, or make turkey sandwiches, or mashed potatoes, snack on that shit for days until you get tired of it.
>>546013586
>>546013586IT'S THE JEWS!
>>546013932I cook 100% all by myself and try to cook in bulks to have food for a longer period and that's on $50 a week so your 55 for two is pure buillshit.
