i've accumulated so much bad karma in my life that if i suddenly die from brain aneurysm right at this moment, i would probably reincarnate as a forever currycel
You're still alive. Spend the rest of your life doing good deeds, listening to what is good, seeing what is good.
>>546013802i need to live an estimate of 6 lifetimes to undo all of this shit.
>>546013720dont think it actually works like that. probably what matters most (assuming reincarnation is possible) is the location of where you die and how.like lets say you travel to india, you die and your corpse floats down the ganges, the corpse beaches and stray dogs rip flesh from your corpse and eat it. then the dogs run around mumbai and shit in the street. a pajeet smears the dogshit on his food and eats it. suddenly you are part of the pajeet foodchain. that way energy gets recycled and concentrated.
I have begged god for death for 12 years now and nothing has happened and it will not happen either. This is hell, there is no way out
>>546013720Got some bad news, but karma is non-linear. This isn't abrahamism, it's much much worse. When you understand the nature of karma you will realize that escape is the only option.Good and bad seeds ripen at different times, not necessarily one after the other. For instance if you slap someone in the face and then run away and then give flowers to a girl and the first person comes up and slaps you it might seem like things were mixed up. You did a good thing giving flowers but then a bad thing happened.This is why good things happen to bad people and vice versa. So you can live the most righteous life in the world in this birth, but because you killed someone three lives ago you go to hell in the next life because that Karma hasn't ripened. And now realize that you have the karma of countless lives before you, you are not a clean slate before this birth.The only option is escape.
>>546013859You'll undo nothing. The karma will be there, but like old medication, its effect can expire. Remember God all the time.
>>546013927how does karma work exactly?christians have a get out of jail free card with jesus so the serial killer can just repent and convert on his deathbed, but what happens in buddhism? is the serial killer fucked no matter what even if he feels genuine remorse?
>>546014019Karma means action. Every action has a reaction. You do good, you receive good. You do bad, you receive bad.
>>546013927Escape is copeThere is no way out.
>>546014110There is no need for a way out. Just accept whatever comes fully and see what happens.
I got carved open by a surgeon who fucked me up and ignored by doctors for years and now have carincoma, tried suing but my state protects doctors.I wanna an hero so bad you have no idea, they just took 5 chunks out of my sinuses to biopsy yesterday.lawsuit was probably my only means to survive now thats off the table.
>>546014019>is the serial killer fucked no matter what even if he feels genuine remorse?In the Buddhadharma karma is completely impersonal, actions have consequences for all beings, even the gods. It's just a matter of how long they take to manifest, but they always do.In the instance of the serial killer he would receive the Bad Karma of the killing and the Good Karma of the remorse. And both would bear fruit in a future birth.Or in the instance of say a "jealous god" that deals in blood sacrifice and War while giving blessings to his chosen people even as he makes them mutilate their newborns. He will receive the Good Karma of his good actions and the Bad Karma of his bad actions.Another important distinction from Abrahamism. Absolutely nothing is permanent in buddhism, not even the Gods
>>546014166Revolt against fate, I will not die like a dog inside this cage
>>546013720What? Christians don't believe in karma or a material afterlife.
If the target is permanent exit rather than a better next life, both the upward and downward movements are obstacles. Staying at zero is the only position that does not automatically generate the next birth.
>>546013993that's not true at all, you don't know me.
>>546014585Worse you'll be reborn Christian.
>>546015090that's actually preferable. i don't want to be reborn as a dysgenic forever indian.
>>546015292>>546015090The world doesn't give a fuck about whatever divisions we made up.
>>546015432then why the fuck do i have a gut-feeling that evil people like myself get reincarnated in india? explain that einstein.
>>546013927The worst thing I did was setting a rat on fire. How fucked am I? And how can I redeem myself with the ratkind and clean some of the bad karma? I've rescued and adopted a few kittens afterwards.
>>546015591If you are getting reincarnated at all it is because you are evil. There never were good people here. People are just coping with their own nature.
>>546013720>i've accumulated so much bad karmaHow?
>>546013859Ask Christ for forgiveness and repent. He guessed you'd do this.
>>546014264Hail Sobek, O Raiser of Discord who came forth from Nart Pehut, I have not been sullen, I have not wept on my own account.>This body of peace is copious like the wishing tree and devoid of reified concepts like a wish-fulfilling crystal. Abiding indefinitely, for the benefit of the world, until the liberation of all living beings, it appears in the absence of conceptual diffusion.
>>546015591>then why the fuck do i have a gut-feeling that evil people like myself get reincarnated in india? explain that einstein.are you posting from Israel or the US right now
>>546015916by doing bad karmic actions
>>546013720>reincarnate as a forever currycelthis should be on every potential poopycide victim's mind before they go through with it. if you don't go to hell the absolute odds of being reborn indian should be enough of a deterrent.
>>546013720Remember these three words:Blue Eisenhower November
>>546013873>I have begged god for death for 12 years now and nothing has happenedI did for a few weeks, then suddenly every night for like 3 nights in a row at almost the same time each time, my heart would skip a bunch of beats and scare the shit out of me.I've since assured God that I don't actually want to die, and it hasn't happened in about 2 weeks now
>>546018066Oh it will get much much much much worse, you guys truly have no idea what your body can handle.And it's why people went insane, and still do, and you will too, and everyone does.
>>546013720There is no such thing as reincarnation or death. You do not come back as some creature. You also never really die. Your physical body in the current reality may die but your mind traverses the inter-reality medium into a new adjacent timeline and merges seamlessly with the consequences of another version of you in that reality. I've died twice now and had this happen both times.
>>546018134I really do feel like I'm physically improving though.You should get those clots checked out though. Life sucks, but I think nothing must be worse
>>546018191aka quantum immortalityit sucks ass, if real
>>546013720The fact you believe in karma and incarnation I'd say your already half way there to becoming a jeetcel
>>546013720>if i suddenly die from brain aneurysm right at this moment, i would probably reincarnate as a forever currycelSo, basically, you’re guaranteed to end up in hell; you’re seriously screwed, OPTruly sorry....
>>546013720It's a pretty good life desu, you get to just relax and enjoy yourself.>inb4Yes I am barefoot right now and enjoying a nice breeze on them
>>546013720Many such cases, which is why there are so many fecaloids in the world at this time
>>546018191well what did you experience? did you have a third person view of your self?
>>546019595It's like a dream, a feeling you have as if you've died. Like phantom pain.Apparently, a grenade exploded in a trench right next to me during World War I or II, and I had a piece of shrapnel lodged in my head.
>>546019819you reckon that was your previous life? like if you get murdered innocently you might reincarnate as a european man and not as dalit loser?
>>546018230That ain't clots, that's necrotic tissue decay from carcinoma in my fucking skull.
>>546013720Don't worry.Karma is not real.
