what if darth maul got turned into a girlthat would own the woke left
>>546020152>what if darth maul got turned into a girl>that would own the woke left
>>546020152>what if darth maul got turned into a girlSo basically Assajj Ventress.
>>546020203>what if my wife went to money island
>>546020152I think our best bet would be turning Leslie Nielsen's Dracula as a girl instead. Or better yet, a preop tranny.To think we used to laugh at shitlibs when they compared themselves to the Rebel Alliance or call conservative talking heads Voldemort, Sauron, or whatever...
>>546021088imagine how hard the libtards got owned if like was trans all along and she was our girlthe woke left would fucking seethe
>>546020152she better have a fat red and black ass
>>546020152they did thatgeorge lucas's plan for episodes 7/8/9 was to have darth maul and his apprentice, darth talon (who was lifted from legacy era comics that george clearly gooned to) running a criminal underworld/pseudo-insurgency against the republic while leia was engaging in the hard political work of rebuilding a fallen society and Luke was rebuilding the jedi order and ultimately investigating the 'microbiotic' world of the force. Trying to understand how midichlorians worked etc in a light-side mirror of what plagieus was doing.there was also a jet-pack sith trooper raid on some jedi genetic research facility at cloud city. shit was wild, i think they nuked the draft story treatments off the web. iirc ultimately it was going to resolve the jedi/sith conflict once and for all.
>>546021312Let's make an AI remake of Dracula: Death and Loving It and cast Blaire White as Dracula and Alex Jones as Renfield. Imagine the salt at the ending, when Alex accidentally kills Blaire with sunlight in a misguided attempt to save her from Antifa van Helsing, and she is reduced to a pile of ashes next to her discarded breast implants. It's enough to turn California Red for the next twenty years!
>>546020152What if Trump got turned into a girl. Now THAT would own the Woke Islamo-communist Reich.
>>546020152Ok this could work.Let's start flooding X with Maulfoid memes
>>546024276Kek
>>546024276>Maulfoid
>>546021485God that would have been so much better than what we got, mostly because at that point it shows someone actually put some thought and care into them. Instead we just got shitty cashgrabs by Jewish Disney.
