>What laws would you pass?>Who would you kill?>Would you make speaking Dutch punishable by death?>How do you handle rebel factions? Death squads or just really sternly worded letters?>What is your official title? >Do we finally get flying cars, and if so, are they required to be shaped like giant dongs?>What is the mandatory punishment for chewing with your mouth open in public?>Do you enforce a global 4-day workweek, or make everyone work 12 hours doing pointless tasks for your amusement?>Which country gets nuked first for talking shit about you in the UN?>Do you make a global law that everyone has to wear socks with sandals?>How do you deal with the furry population? Re-education camps or do they become the new elite guard?>What happens if someone makes eye contact with you without permission?>Is the new global currency just physical pizza rolls?>Will you force scientists at gunpoint to genetically engineer catgirls?>What's the protocol if aliens show up? Do we wage war or do you try to sell them Florida?>What is your official policy on pineapple on pizza? >Do you ban anime or just make everyone watch the dubbed versions?>If someone farts in an elevator with you, is that a capital offense?>Can I be your royal jester?
>>546020402>kill all jews>kill all pajeets>peacefully retire after the job is done and live in a secluded cabin in the woods until i die
i would tell people to mind their own fucking business, life is hard enough as it is
>>546020402>Nuke every single city until nothing is leftHumanity had a good run but i think it's time to go
Drone strike all niggers, they don't hear them birds
>>546020402>>What laws would you pass?White only in North America.Self deport if you're brown (provide list), otherwise past x date you will be hunted.No jewish people eithereverything is produced in country.imports are welcome, non compatible immigrants are not welcomeif you commit a crime of violence against anyone you are killed unless it's self defense.>Who would you kill?see above>Would you make speaking Dutch punishable by death?sure why not, English is fine for me but we would create a new language to only speak in country.>How do you handle rebel factions? Death squads or just really sternly worded letters?first you deport them, go somewhere else. if you come back you're dead>What is the mandatory punishment for chewing with your mouth open in public?45 days of building something for everyone>Do you enforce a global 4-day workweek, or make everyone work 12 hours doing pointless tasks for your amusement?5 day work week with 2 hour lunch and 8 hours of work, mandatory PTO and provided sabbaticals>Which country gets nuked first for talking shit about you in the UN?probably canada>Do you make a global law that everyone has to wear socks with sandals?nah that shit sucks. >How do you deal with the furry population? Re-education camps or do they become the new elite guard?labor camps>What happens if someone makes eye contact with you without permission?if they are a female they are kept, if they are a male they are considered gay and executed.>Is the new global currency just physical pizza rolls?no fuck that it's gold>Will you force scientists at gunpoint to genetically engineer catgirls?no fuck that gay shit>What's the protocol if aliens show up? Do we wage war or do you try to sell them Florida?nuke the whole planet, we probably deserve it>What is your official policy on pineapple on pizza? not allowed, only pepperoni and cheese>Do you ban animeban animae and pornYOUR ?s R TO LONG 4 4CHINS 2000 limit
there is no way to reset this world anymore.it must burn to the ground.
>>5460204021) Nobody is allowed to use Twitter again except for me and that Dril guy. We will be the only text based news source.2) Immediately start production of a new Viva La Bam series. It will be played on the state media channel, and it is mandatory for at least one television in every household to play it at all times3) Nobody is allowed to operate a motor vehicle without an open, original formula 4-Loko in the cupholder. One sip must be drunk for every mile two miles you drive.4) All Indians will be sent to Death Valley to dig. I haven't decided what they're digging yet, but I will in due time.5) All Jews will be charged with a crime. They will not be told what this crime is, and they will not be placed under arrest, allowed instead to continue their day to day activities. But they will constantly be reminded that they have been charged with this unknowable crime, and that retribution will eventually come at an unknown time.
>>546020402>>What laws would you pass?Immigration is now illegal.>>Who would you kill?All the leftwing.>>Would you make speaking Dutch punishable by death?No.>>How do you handle rebel factions? Death squads or just really sternly worded letters?Death squads.>>What is your official title?Master of the Universe.>>Do we finally get flying cars, and if so, are they required to be shaped like giant dongs?Yes, and no.>>What is the mandatory punishment for chewing with your mouth open in public?None.>>Do you enforce a global 4-day workweek, or make everyone work 12 hours doing pointless tasks for your amusement?4 workdays a week is a yes. 12 hrs a work is already a thing so if anything I'm subtracting 12 hrs a week feom your workdays.>>Which country gets nuked first for talking shit about you in the UN?Belgium.>>Do you make a global law that everyone has to wear socks with sandals?They can wear whatever they want. But mandatory uniforms in clerical positions is forbidden.>>How do you deal with the furry population? Re-education camps or do they become the new elite guard?They're cool except for the pedos.>>What happens if someone makes eye contact with you without permission?Nothing.>>Is the new global currency just physical pizza rolls?No. The new currency is credits.>>Will you force scientists at gunpoint to genetically engineer catgirls?No, but I'll ensure an easy life for anyone who can create the tech needed to make kemonomimis a reality>>What's the protocol if aliens show up? Do we wage war or do you try to sell them Florida?If they're hostile, we fight. If they're too strong we hide.>>What is your official policy on pineapple on pizza?Heresy.>>Do you ban anime or just make everyone watch the dubbed versions?Nope.>>If someone farts in an elevator with you, is that a capital offense?Nope.>>Can I be your royal jester?You have to be 20 and a graduate of Business and Arts.
>>546020402You are not allowed to post on 4chan unless you can list 5 sites and 5 memes from before the year 2010.No age requirement, just historical knowledge requirement.
>>546020722Do you consider mediterraneans or slavs white?
>>546020722>White only in North America.What about Native Americans?
>Being a politician requires doing community service hours yourself and is a unpaid position and anyone caught taking bribes in any form makes them subject to capital punishment via public hanging.Cops must carry their own personal liability insurance (Like even barbers are required to have) that will pay out for any lawsuits their unlawful action might take result in.corporations cannot purchase single family homes and must liquidate into the housing market any homes they have already purchased previously and no single person is allowed to own more than one home.
>>546020402>What laws would you pass?https://micronations.wiki/wiki/Saxryk_Law>Who would you kill?Jews and traitors during the American Civil War. Otherwise mass deportations and sterilization will be used to enforce a one child policy on subjugated populations for a more peaceful ethnic cleansing.>Would you make speaking Dutch punishable by death?No, it's actually mandatory. The entire pan-Germanic world will be united under one flag and one language: Anglish which will use lots of Dutch and Frisian loanwords.>How do you handle rebel factions? Death squads or just really sternly worded letters?Deportations. Every year, all of the malcontents will be rounded up and forced to compete in a blood sport in which 1/12th of participants will die but the remaining 11/12ths will be armed, trained, and sent to conquer a third world country to create a country under their gay rebel ideals. We will give them a lot of support to achieve their goals and then wish them the best.>What is your official title?King. Republics are gay.>Do we finally get flying cars, and if so, are they required to be shaped like giant dongs?No. Technology is gay. We wind down everything not necessary to a comfortable life. Everybody gets power armor and infinite nuclear energy, though.>Do you enforce a global 4-day workweek, or make everyone work 12 hours doing pointless tasks for your amusement?Yes, we outlaw females in the workplace and reduce working hours to a 20 hour work week, with some additional hours required to be spent on hobby clubs like in my japanese animes.>Which country gets nuked first for talking shit about you in the UN?Israel, obviously. That's the first thing we do after we capture the montana nuclear fields.>How do you deal with the furry population? Re-education camps or do they become the new elite guard?All sex degenerates and perverts get sent to camps. If mayking armies going to conquer third world countries want to try to recruit them, they are allowed.
Overhaul agriculture, nuke plastics, redirect all military budgets to conservation and ecosystem regeneration. Dismantle the media, drone all cell towers, nuke Hollywood, push Manhattan into the river with bulldozers, seems like a good start
>>546020402>What laws would you pass?I dunno. I would abolish a lot of laws though.>Who would you kill?The morbidly obese>Would you make speaking Dutch punishable by death?That's actually not a bad idea>How do you handle rebel factions? Death squads>What is your official title?Great Leader, or Dear Leader>Do we finally get flying cars, and if so, are they required to be shaped like giant dongs?No. You get horses, steam locomotives, sportbikes, k-cars, and remakes of 80s Japanese trucks>What is the mandatory punishment for chewing with your mouth open in public?You have to eat a dog turd>Do you enforce a global 4-day workweek, or make everyone work 12 hours doing pointless tasks for your amusement?4 day work week for those with approved hobbies and skills. Toil for everyone else.>Which country gets nuked first for talking shit about you in the UN?I dunno>Do you make a global law that everyone has to wear socks with sandals?I would abolish sandals, flip flops, slides entirely>How do you deal with the furry population? Re-education camps or do they become the new elite guard?They will be forced to live as the animal they larp as. Like if theyre a fox they will be dumped naked in the woods and forced to live on small, raw critters they catch and get mange.>What happens if someone makes eye contact with you without permission?Nothing>Is the new global currency just physical pizza rolls?The currency is really heavy, exotic coins>Will you force scientists at gunpoint to genetically engineer catgirls?No>What's the protocol if aliens show up? Do we wage war or do you try to sell them Florida?Theyre brought to me and I leave with them>What is your official policy on pineapple on pizza?Its allowed>Do you ban anime or just make everyone watch the dubbed versions?Dubbed versions>If someone farts in an elevator with you, is that a capital offense?Yes>Can I be your royal jester?Sure
>>546020402>>What laws would you pass?Deport and/or genocide all brownshits, ban peronigger party and leftism. Fully remove the cucktholic church from politics>>Who would you kill?Anybody with >=0.1% amerindian blood>>Would you make speaking Dutch punishable by death?No>>How do you handle rebel factions? Death squads or just really sternly worded letters?Death squads>>What is your official title?President >>Do we finally get flying cars, and if so, are they required to be shaped like giant dongs?Yes>>What is the mandatory punishment for chewing with your mouth open in public?Contravention >>Do you enforce a global 4-day workweek, or make everyone work 12 hours doing pointless tasks for your amusement?I'd make my enemies work like slaves. Everybody else can work 4 days>>Which country gets nuked first for talking shit about you in the UN?Bolivia or Paraguay>>Do you make a global law that everyone has to wear socks with sandals?No but German culture will be respected >>How do you deal with the furry population? Re-education camps or do they become the new elite guard?Let them live>>What happens if someone makes eye contact with you without permission?Execution>>Is the new global currency just physical pizza rolls?Nah>>Will you force scientists at gunpoint to genetically engineer catgirls?Yas>>What's the protocol if aliens show up? Do we wage war or do you try to sell them Florida?Allow them yo use brownshits freely for their experiments>>What is your official policy on pineapple on pizza?Legal>>Do you ban anime or just make everyone watch the dubbed versions?Anime will be declared a cultural treasure>>If someone farts in an elevator with you, is that a capital offense?Yes>>Can I be your royal jester?Yes
>>546020402get my mate on
>>546020402Deshod all women
>>546020402Remake every word in every language into the word "nigger" nigger nigger nigger
>>546020402>Will you force scientists at gunpoint to genetically engineer catgirls?Correct.
I'm just going to separate everybody into their own containment zones, White, Black, Jew, Arab, Hispanic etc. and also have separate containment zones for fat people and homeless people. If you're mixed race you'll go to the lesser zone so white/black kids will go to the black zone, black/jewish kids will go to the jewish zone and so on.
>>546020402We'd do a little cheeky conservation. Biocomputing. Several countries would be turned into wildlife refuges.
I'll stop all wars, gas all indians and stop women rights.
>>546020402Execute every "person" with brown eyes.
>>546020402>abolish all religion>unite the world to start going to other planets for shit like lighting a match on venus to burn away the atmosphere so it will be habitable>mine the moon for meteorites>colonize mars with sexrobots>accidentally kill everyone but me and a few asian woman>realize all too late there is not enough genetic diversity to sustain itself and watch each generation get worse than the next>this is probably how dinosaurs did this shit as well as every other species on the planet>this is why we have mostly similar dna>build a time machine>buy graphics cards when they were affordable>go back to fapping to anime and video games with one winning lotto ticket number
>>546020722define white.Yes skin color, yes the shipping cart test..How much of mutt mix until you're not white?Look at this Sami woman.She's hapa - look at her Asian epicanthic fold. North Asian, basically Mongol. Looks white to me.Where is the line?serioushat.png
