>Sales of tinned food and bottled water jump after 'Be Ready' campaign launchhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqev3vl4ek33o>After my kind and funny mum was diagnosed with dementia she was handed a leaflet ... and that was ithttps://www.dailymail.com/health/article-16278955/mum-dementia.html>Horror as UK politician rapes terrified woman and burns her with red-hot knifehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2264910/horror-uk-politician-rapes-terrified>David Walliams is celebrity behind sex claims injunctionhttps://archive.ph/zgEdw>‘Double amputees run marathons,’ says Badenoch as she proposes £36bn cuts to disability and other benefitshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/nov/10/badenoch-conservative-welfare-cuts-disability-benefits-burnham-politics-latest-news-updates>Teacher banned over late-night WhatsApp messages to pupilhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/teacher-banned-whatsapp-messages-b3082214.html>Rejoining EU should be ‘long-term objective’ for UK – Scottish Labour leaderhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/andy-burnham-europe-brussels-prime-minister-snp-b1304299.html>Hundreds more prisoners to walk free today in latest phase of early release schemehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-10/hundreds-more-prisoners-to-walk-free-in-latest-phase-of-early-release-scheme
Nadia Hussein's willy.
Guess it was someone else phoning up poor old Manuel with Brand.
>>546026950I'm starting to wonder if any telly celebrity who gives any man or woman the ick needs a sex pest investigation.Nah, what am I saying, people like Stephen Fry would never chase underage bums.
I'm off to the gym and you're all fattiesSeriously though, in just 4 months I've dropped so much fat and gotten great gains and toning just by taking control of caloric intake, macros, and working out like a nutter.I guess it helps I have a lot of history with working out so muscle memory and all that, plus pre existing gains...But damn, bros. Get to the gym.Also, made friends with a jacked woman who has impressive muscles for a lady. When did you last speak to a lady?
Imagine being a Thatcherite restoremong heading into the big 27
>>546026950Just the faces change
>>546027049You could pick any male celeb that was on telly in the 90s/00s and probably find enough dirt to make a convictionable rape case against themBrand was protected when he was calling Farage a NaziThey only came for Brand after he went "far right"This was the whole point of Epstein island - you give them dirt on you and you're in the club. You step out of line too much, they take you down with the dirt. Brand stepped out of line too much and they used his dirt on him. He was a bit silly for doing that when he knows he had such a dodgy sexual history.
>>546027108My allegiances lie with yerbzy
>>546027049Does bbc presenter go on some type of list ?
Morning
>>546027049Weinstein, Maxwell and Epstein would never have been imprisoned if they lived in the UK.Fry is safe.
>>546027125Savile had an IQ of 150. He was running rings around everyone. None of the others come close.
>>546027194Proper good lad you are
>>546027321Wholesome loyal dinnerwife vs high maintenance tiktok psychosis will cheat on you with somalian
Better not be any sex havers ITTYou're all rapists scum of the earth.Unless your a 50+ year old paki with a white kid. Thats okay >The law
Have sex incelKilling babies is a both a human right and religious tradition >modern cultcha
>>546027652The lad in the last thread was right(((They))) are going to lock Josh up for 10,000 years for all the sex he’s had.
>‘Double amputees run marathons,’ says Badenoch as she proposes £36bn cuts to disability and other benefitshahahano more Good Boy Points for britcucks
>>546026950FtM trannies are more into young boy abuse, but the homo journalists won't report that. Hang all gay pigs.
Bitty
>>546027652>Better not be any sex havers ITT>You're all rapists scum of the earth.>Unless your a 50+ year old paki with a white kid. Thats okayGiven to you by Jews, the curse of White Guilt.
>>546027548Same girl, five years apart.
We didn’t know how good we had it
>>546028527He was elected on a promise to get immigration down to the tens of thousands.If he had actually done that, everything over the last 16 years would have been avoided.Crazy to think about.
Eye knead two loos wait
>London is 30% white British And you think you can vote yourself out of this?
tfw people find out you were a Thatcherite
>>546028593Nobody is voting themselves out of anything.Further, nobody is fighting themselves out of anything.Book your holiday. Go to work. Pay your bills. Watch your Netflix. Good goy.
Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla
Red Bull Winter Edition Pistachio & Berries
>>546027487This.He was undoubtedly the High Priest of it all. They were so scared of him they wouldn't touch him until after death. Think about that.
Morning spakkersAm burning wood already, bit nippy
>>546027107>When did you last speak to a lady?10m ago. My daughter. Never been in a gym in my life. Enjoy your muscles.
Make a nice life for yourself while you can. Accept the reality of our situation and don't cling on to any hope of it being fixed.
>>546029018Gyms are for fags, and you replied to a namefag.
>>546029038>Gyms are for fagsThey do look incredibly gay. All those mirrors and flexing and caring about how you look. Incredibly gay. They pay good money for it too. Then there's the time.... And the effort. Right homosexual.
>>546029033True. True.
Why do they make solder games smell so delicious?
>>546028111Whites are the antelope of races only antelope don't betray or backstab their own for updoots.
>>546029033>goyim please spend as much money as possible before we throw you in Ukraine meat grinder within next 3 yearslol, no
>>546027107>>546029038>>546029093
>>546029211It's not that. It's that going to a gym is a surrogate activity in a sterilised environment. Functional exercise is the only good exercise.
Not the hecking rag heads! Do they have a full time staff looking for alleged crimes.
So what did walliams do wrong? From the odd bits ive seen it was just trying to chat up birds who werent interested.
>>546029289War crimes are very common in elite units. Sad but true.
Going to the gym and learning a martial art is essential to living in a big city in the west now.
>>546028409If you married left and she became right she would almost certainly cheat on you eventually
>>546029289Apart from anything else this is an incredibly stupid thing to do at the same time youre banging the war drums
What happened to smartschoolboy9? Bro had aura
The grapes are certainly sour this morning
>>546029343She looks to have kids so possibly married already
>>546029303There's an accusations he missed a 15yo nipple. That's it so far from what I've read.
>>546028661Holidays are based. Assuming your holiday is seeing historical European cities and not some degen trip to the beach or an all inclusive hotel.
>>546029093There's never been a more unnecessary time in human history to lift weights or GET BIG if you're a modern western normgroid in a soft, sterile, service sector economy run by Karens. Injecting steroids for a few years before your body falls apart from sepsis and shrunken balls so you can posture to an filthy alien mass of foids and foreigners in a dead rotting neoliberal abyss. Fucking disgusting waste of life. I hope hot fire renders this morbid shithole into charred glass before sinking forever into the North Sea like a giant flushed turd.
>>546029321You planning on bench pressing a phone thief on a moped?Lmao.
>>546029424>missedWhat like wrote her a message saying "i miss your tit"?
>>546029424>missedKissed
>>546029455kek
>>546029455Damn you. 11s more and i'd have got away with it.
>>546027107every time i get buff i get picked on by door staff and police and end up in a cell for the nightnot worth itit must raise my testosterone which alongside my big new biceps must draw the wrong kind of ire from yellow vested wankers with a superiority complexanyway here's the politics for the jannies: do doctors not realise that mental health drugs are a massive and fundamental cause of the fertility crisis? how can they put people en masse onto chemicals that everyone knows completely destroys your libido. all of them list secual dysfunction as a side effect. meanwhile africans will not take them (they're often the "nurses" dispensing them) as mental health in africa means you're a witch. the mind boggles
>>546029439Holidays are for soft privileged homosexuals, oblivious middle class deano/stacies, and rotting boomer scumbags that don't want to confront the gravitas of the situation that they and/or their offspring will soon be a hunted and brutalized minority that will put South Africa to shame.
>>546029351They just can't help themselves. They must betray.
Considering a military draft is afoot, you should all be fatmaxxing. 16 stone minimum.
>>546029093>Gyms are for fagshttps://thepipeworks.com/leedsThey really are
What are you getting up to in your little bedrooms? Anything terribly exciting, or are we all sitting in our underpants, arguing with complete strangers on the internet? Absolutely marvellous! Do tell!
>>546029634i'm schizophrenia maxxing - they would never dream of drafting me with my medical recordsi'm kind of put out by it but then again getting turned into spam by some random drone isn't really a warrior's death is it
>>546029455>just ate your warface
Schools are getting evacuated up here in the Highlands. Calls to collect children outside of the school.
>>546029692>sitting in a ditch blowing hohos for rocks before you get droned You’d fit in well
>>546029651Urgh.
>>546029723Too cold?
>>546029723>Calls to collect children outside of the schoolDavid Walliams inbound
>>546029465No, you were right first time. He only got one of them.
>>546029651Schwarzegger sold his ringpiece on Sunset Boulevard to men of Levantine extraction. Bodybuilding has a proud tradition of faggotry.
>>546029758Bomb threats.
>>546029736what is it with you and sucking off the homeless. you're obsessed mate. need to find a new outlet. tried model trains?
>>546029836Are they going boy-who-cried-wolf with this, or have BAME teenagers just figured out how to break the system?
>>546029763It really is an island of nonces. If I was a supranational European dictator I'd rescue all the wildlife and condemn the island to an Escape from New York style prison for the continent. Might even put a Phoenician goblin looking cunt in charge as the Warden to rub extra salt in the wound.
>>546029921Pedestary is a British pastime.
>>546029634I’m headtothehillsmaxxing. They’re pretty yuge over here
>>546029887There was an actual bomb found in a school near Glasgow. Old ww2 one. 2 days ago. Maybe some enterprising kid saw an opportunity but I doubt it.Probably just faggot Russians being dicks.
>>546028527You mean the guy who took over, cut public spending, refused to borrow to invest when borrowing costs were practically zero (meaning any returns on those investments were practically free money), who then called a vote to leave our biggest and most culturally compatible trading block simply to attempt to unify his own party, which in turn led us to the Johnson & Truss episodes, where we imported 5 million illiterate 3rd worlders to wipe old people's bums and open 900 vape/barber shops on every high street.
>>546029976>They’re pretty yuge over hereThey sure are.
>>546030042That's the guy. A true winner.
>>546029844you posted proof of the old jakey you blowed
>>546029634It's just media gaslighting. Nobody except a few MIC nutters wants that. None of our leaders have it in them.
>>546029836The highland clearances have started again? I blame the yids
>>546029947i was gna post that the other day but thought better of itthis island has a serious nonce problem. it's like the civil service, roual family, media, charities... all of our institutions are just pedo conveyor belts. i reckon there's something psychological in it. since our pyrrhic victory of ww1 and 2 we feel so cheated out of status and the wealth that we feel BY RIGHT IS OURS that this massive complex results in sordid expressions such as nonces everywherekind of like the catholic church in ireland. supporting the independence revolution but realising they've fucked the whole country and won only in name to accupt in a gap they couldn't really fill. they won the objective but raped the peopme in doing so. in this case literally
>>546026950you know it's true becuase he said "genuinely"
>>546030007https://youtu.be/kFDyLDEP6go?is=XWuNsUOq6Cx1Gchkthis is the best one - east anglian accents are so disarming
>>546030007That was wee kevs playpiece
>>546030087you need prayer mate
>>546027107My gym is in my home tyvm
>>546030210To who?
>>546030042>refused to borrow to investHe invested in wogs.
>>546029836Does seem to be. They've moved the kids out of the school to buildings near by for collection.
The fucking state of jeets.
>bomb threats Why not just keep things open? If we're going to go to war then we'll have to get used to bombs going off.
>>546030233anyone at this point. you're a real grubby minded bastard
>>546030256You in Nairn?
>>546030299Not sure parents want to pick up their kids in the literal sense after school.
>>546030046>the steam
>>546030275Feel real sorry for the Jap and Jew girls being that close to the jeet's arse. They stand no chance.
>>546030042grim
>>546030306Inverness. Everywhere north is closing as well.
>>546030400Fug. Didn't realise it was that bad. Police Scotland will struggle to search all the rural schools.
>>546030275>foreign shipwreck survivor decapitated by local ashigaru for shitting in the rice paddy
>>546030301Fancy a rock? Bump of ket?
>>546030400Highlands Cops is fkn hilarious
>>546030400Fuck. It's ALL of Scotland.
what should i cook for din dins? (i need to lose some weight)i live in suffolk i'm fucked aren't i. we've lost yank jets and we're gonna get nuked aren't we
>>546030506i'm clean and bright and bushy tailed again even quit the wacky backyso no thanks
This is fucked up. All Scottish schools evacuated. Parents having to leave workplaces. This is massive.
>>546030562Who is this young Albanian man?
Just rewatched that lammy clip of him saying theres no bobbies whilst one is right behind him a true classic
>>546030598link
>>546030562USA knows that there will be a bunch of missile or drone attacks on UK targets soon so they've pulled all the planes out. Remember UK is just "airstrip 1" to them. I hope nobody here is on the flight path of all these drones and missiles, because UK has no missile defence at all. No iron dome for us. We cant afford it.>Over the last 20 years (roughly from 2006 through 2025/2026), the UK has spent roughly £220 billion to £250 billion in total on Official Development Assistance (ODA) or foreign aid.
>>546030598Nothing on news yet?
>>546027321Moar?
I agree with Rupert Lowe. Most people want to see and are pro very targeted immigration. That is, immigration into the Midlands, North of England, Scotland and Wales.
>>546027487>>546028946Is there a QRD available for this nonce that isn’t wiki (jewish)?
Prince George has talent.
>best Limmy https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lxg6915KLF0
>>546030665It's not on the BBC oddly. Just Google Scotland school evacuation. It's nationwide. Being reported locally. Happening now.
>>546028527He's part of the reason everything is shit now.
>>546027652> paki with a white kid. > paki > with a white kid.
>>546030782I just did
>>546030730As long as they contribute. We're just an economic zone after all.
>>546030826Takeaways, vape shops and carwashes are small enterprises. Just think of the GDP.
>>546030626albanian english*sorry lad i don't make the rules>>546030714yeah i'm fuckedi had a ket vision of getting phone alerts to prepare for an incoming nuclear strike about 7 months ago. i genuinely thought it was real. i remember thinking "well nothing you can do, might as well face it" and i stood up straight chin up gazing out the window, silently praying while the sky got increasingly brighter... then suddenly came to, checked my phone and realised i'd just gone loopy and hallucinated the whole thing. it frlt so real and fucked my mind up for weeks
>>546030770Fockennn, I prefer the deedee sketches personally
>>546028655Wild how Thatcher used to spend her Christmas as PM with Jimmy Savile at Chequers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW0xVWcWOqk
>>546030876You're a visionary.
>>546030939I’ve been on a bus, to Yoker
>>546030876How’s yer sis?
>>546028661>do nothing >… except consume
>>546031048pure got away wit the lot of et
>>546029033>>546029116>get more stupid and defeated and then enjoy the ride
>>546030974British 'men' presumably of testicular ownership chose a liberal woman over a conservative (Powell) man to run their 'country.'
>>546031159Limmy aside, I worked with a lad who was jolly boy johns double in every way
>>546029445>>546029093Are these the regular jews, or very Russian jews?Or perhaps Ukrainian jews posing as Russian jews?
>>546026950Brand: I said Andrew Sachs! Look Andrew Sachs I have got respect for you and your lineage and your progeny, never let that be questioned.Ross: Don't hint …Brand: I weren't hinting! Why did that come across as a hint?Ross: Because you know what you did…Brand: That wasn't a hint …Ross: He fucked your granddaughter![laughter in the studio]Brand: That's his answerphone!Ross: I'm sorry … I apologise Andrew, I apologise, I can't help it, you were talking about it and it was in my head, I apologise.Brand: Jonathan!Ross: I got excited, what can I say, it just came out.Brand: Right. you wait till I come on your show. Andrew Sachs I did not do nothing with Georgina … oh no, I revealed I know her name! Oh no, it's a disaster! Abort, abort! Put the phone down, put the phone down, code red, code red! I'm sorry Mr Fawlty, I'm sorry. You're a waste of space! Oh no, Jonathan …Ross: Why did you tell me? I forgot. You mentioned her and then it was in my head and then it came out.Brand: I know you can't be blamed for this … It's too much for you …Ross: He is the poor man at home sobbing over his answer machine.Brand: What's going to happen? I will get a call now from the satanic sluts.Ross: If he is like most people of a certain age he has probably got a picture of his grandchildren when they were young and innocent right by the phone. So while he is listening to the message he is looking at a picture of her when she was about nine on a swing …Brand: She was on a swing when I met her … let's ring back Andrew Sachs.
22 Acacia Avenue by Iron Maiden is the most sickeningly white knighting song I've ever heard.
>>546029343Go back jew >>>/r9k/
>>546031218I used to go to college with a guy like that kek
>>546031309The kind that has a bigger bank account than you. Hope that narrows it down bongmong.
UK a third world country that can't heat it self
>>546031462Martin Lewis is a fucking kike.He's an authority on what exactly? He's not a government minister, just another TV kike fleecing the goyim.
>>546031523He does help desu. I 've saved money using his website and made money years ago before they closed a certain section on the forum
>>546031462>yo me av 2 get wunnadoze mandem gillet tings frFucking state of it.
>>546031449> The kind that has a bigger bank account than you. Lol no. Not even possible relative to this general and russian/ukranian jew shills. That’s funny though. >Hope that narrows it down bongmong >bongmong.Just namefag yourself newfaggot tourist jew and save us all some time.
>>546029612>Screen grab taken from PA Video of the family of Chris Kaba delivering a hand-written note for Sir Keir Starmer at Downing Street, central London. Mr Kaba's family said they want to remind the Prime Minister of "everybody's right to life". Picture date: Saturday October 26, 2024.
Hebraic Incantations
>>546031626Gotta love how paranoid and mentally broken the average /pol/mutant is where you can play along with the LARP and role play as a Jewish intelligence agent.
>>546031462I used to wear gloves and hat when we didn't have heating. It fucking sucks.
Absolutely LAMBASTED by greggs staff for wearing my cooplands uniform in there
>>546031462It's all very well turning off the heating and wrapping up warm, but the water vapour will condense onto the walls and modern MDF based furniture and cause mildew. A lot of the stuff we have and way buildings are put together isn't adapted to these conditions.
>>546031626>american5am on a Wednesday morning and you're sperging on brit/pol. How fucking over is your life mate?
>>546030730>>546030826>>546030854No. No more walking mud
>>546031764Sweat-ridden clothes also lower your core body temperature. Most modern clothing isn't breathable.Lewis is a jew desperately trying to kill your nan by Christmas.
Things that appear far away are actually closer than they look once you get closer to them
>>546031764true lad. I found out the hard way myself, half my flat ended up covered in mould. nobody teaches you this in school
>>546029351They're balancing out by talking about getting the vets off the streets this Christmas.
>>546031751why are you using yesterday's links for today's thread?
If you are tired, try going to sleep and see if the tiredness improves
>>546030714>there will be a bunch of missile or drone attacks on UK targets soonno there won't unless they do it themselves
>>546031462>Can't afford heating; go spend £100 on Temu battery powered clothes & blankets that might short circuit and burn you alive. >Follow me for more money saving advice!Thanks Martin!
Nudge unit are getting much better and setting out government narrative. Be afraid.
>>546031764dehumidifier chads win again
>>546031323Ross began dating Jane Goldman in January 1987 when he was 26 and she was 16. They married in Las Vegas in August 1988 two months after she turned 18
If the sun is hurting your eyes, try turning it off and back on again
>>546030562Is it true that you're going to prison?
Ever get that thing where you feel like you're vibrating but you're actually not and you're the one who's completely still and it's everybody around you that's vibrating but they're all looking at you like you're the one who's vibrating?
>>546031972>getting the vets off the streets this Christmas.Didn't know cutting the consultation fees and prescription costs had had such an affect.
Lads, I think I might have Chronic Defecation Syndrome. I can't stop pooing. I've pood evey single day of my life. I've tried everything: eating more, increasing my fibre intake, drinking more cow's milk — nothing works. Oh, by the way I'm lactose intolerant.
>>546032263Jeet
>>546026608The UK is actually dead as a country, economically, socially, culturally, ethnically. Why doesnt everyone realise this?
>>546032263yid
Stop bullying me
>>54603205025% of UK population are disabled.30% by end of decade.Funnily enough it's not even an ageing population, growing in disability among the old has hardly grown (42% vs 44%) because the thing about the old... is they die. It's the young who are turbo-disabled now and growing.lmao. A nation of cripples.
This thread and everyone in it is vibrating
>>546031983Phonebake
>>546032402Every human that's ever existed has been disabled. We're all afflicted with the burden of existence.
>>546032433Do NOT bake your phone in an oven. You silly, silly boy.
morning lads
>>546032040US have withdrawn all high value assets for what reason then?
>>546032428A lot of lasses have remote operated vibrating buttplugs with chad holding the controls>>546032457It speeds it up pal
>>546026950wossy met his wife when she was 16 or something, but she is tribe so he gets a pass
>>546032051This.Where my MEACO bros at?
When DNA testing was all the rage it was discovered that on average every person had approx 40% bad copies of essential genes in their DNA.The whole planet should be wiped off the face of the solar system.Space faring robots are the future.
PC gone mad. wheelchair guy in the jungle being hoisted around, carried up and down slopes.
>>546031462For me, it's tactical curtains (fleece lined)
>>546032493could be any number of reasons but who is going to attack uk bases?
>>546029289yeah they do, there are lawyer companies who have teams devoted to the topic. where does the money come from?
If temporal awareness is a byproduct of human intellect and time can be compressed, why does it take an hour to bake a potato?
>>546031408is that bananamans address?
>>546031462just bought me nan some usb gloves
>>546028588he also pledged to reduce the deficit through austerity but ended up doubling ithas a politician ever done what they promised before coming into power?i can only think of one, and he was a painter before getting into politicsperhaps we should be looking to art galleries to find our candidates
>>546032511For me it's ProBreeze desiccant which operates at lower temps that compressor models.
>>546029258bet you like getting sweaty while grappling a big brown log
>>546032493Signalling to Putin they are ready to abandon Europe and NATO to secure hundreds of billions of dollars in deals before the democrats take over in January.
>>546029445big showy muscles will be really helpful when youre scavenging food from the least radioactive areas of rubble
the creasefatherhoney i shrunk the creasetinker tailor creaser spy
>>546032613>time can be compressedIt's called a microwave.
Cyclists are the laziest so-called athletes I've ever come across. They just sit around all day while kicking up a fuss.
>>546029723theyre just giving them away now?
They say God has a plan for all of us. Is that why my postman is always late?
crease warsrobocreasegame of crease: crease of the dragon
>>546029836i loved ira bomb threats giving us days off school when i was a kid
>>546032402without the growing disabled % we woudn't have a automotive industry
>>546032841being a professional faggot is hard work
>young people are increasingly anti-semitic>government brings in censorship for under 16s>TONY BLAIR/DIGITALID/THE FREEMASONSabsolute goycattle
>>546032839I bet a microwave isn't the only micro thing in your vicinity
avin a ___ ___
>>546032402I wonder why the number of spackers is going up.
>>546032987That's why your knowledge and input on the subject is so greatly appreciated
4chan not listed?
>>546033007sexless life
>>546033071Why would they ban their own honeypot?
>>546033071You have to be 18 to post here
>>546033007steady decline
>>546033003I don't actually own a microwave.
>>546033153No you don't.
>>546033016because we defied natural selection
>>546033192Shalom
>>546033071>iNaturalist is a social network for naturalists! i can see their point on that one
>>546033071>scratchthey plan to ban an educational site explicitly created to help children learn computer programming?wat
>>546033071are they worried about teenagers communicating or does the groomer bogeyman need to be involved too? they all still have SMS
>>546033273Discord nonces probably misuse it
>>546033209nonce
>>546033071>Labour's iron curtainYep, that is taken from some shitty wank stain tory outlet. Load of bollocks. All Rightoids should be purged from society.
>>546033120this. i think the cia or whatever probably told ofcom to shove it
There are two lungs within you. Left lung, and right.
