You can’t have nice things and also have feminism. This commercial only made it to semi finalists and didn’t make it to finalists. Why? Because of feminism.If women could not vote, could not earn lots of money with fake useless jobs, could not sue for mean words, etc this commercial would have been aired during the superbowl.
>>546043059You know we don't have audio, right?
>>546043276They don’t say much except nice catch at the end
>>546043484It's a funny commercial, but imagine eating that shit surrounded by pristine wilderness. It runs more like an early 90's beer ad. Bud should pick it up.
>>546043647how would you bait a mermaid with beer
>>546043647yeahSo one guy pops a brewski and hands the other guy the can. His friend tells him it's illegal to drink and boat, and starts pouring the beer into the lake. The mermaid swims up to drink some, and the commercial ends the same.
>>546043804her tail looks gross on the plaque and she has no tits
>>546043950They did a shitty job with her waist.
>>546044378Yes. It’s a fan made commercial so probably low budget. They should have just found an attractive thin young woman with nice tits and had her wear a 2000 dollar silicone tail and some seashells
I don't get it, what's supposed to be funny about this commercial?>Le woman got killed HAHAHAHAHAHHow is this funny?>>546043059>>546043276>>546043484>>546043647>>546043764
>>546043059>ywn live innawoods and fuck a cute mermaid for the rest of your dayslife is suffering
>>546045062It’s a nice break from the commercials where white men are portrayed as stupid, cucked and swindled by the superior white woman and black man.
>>546045288in the commercial is it canon that she died? what if she is alive and just posing on the plaque as a joke she is in on or she lost a bet?
>>546045062The way those two characters looked at one another you were expecting lust but it's implied that he treated the mermaid like any other fish.If you need anymore jokes or clips explained then just email me.
>>546043059Doritos are an absolute rip off now, the price is cash rape
This place is so fucking retarded I hate that I don't know a better website to lurk instead.
>>546045441On Amazon just now I found Doritos for 4 dollars a bag with the bag containing 1350 calories. Yes it is literally 1350 calories
>>546043804Hire this man>>546043950And this man too. Bigger tits are always a plus
>>546045596What if they installed something on the plaque or inside her to make her dance when they push a button on the plaque? Then you could do a gravity test whenever assuming the seashells keep her boobs contained
>>546045441It's also bereft of any nutrition. It's pure söy/corn and the only possible nutrients were stripped from the "cheese".
>>546046133A large (party-size ~14.5 oz/411 g, ~15 servings) bag of purple Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos typically supplies roughly 25 mg vitamin E (~165% DV, mainly from the frying oils), 0.9 mg thiamin (~75% DV), 0.9 mg vitamin B6 (~50% DV), 5 mg niacin (~30% DV), 0.4 mg riboflavin (~30% DV), and smaller amounts of pantothenic acid, folate, and choline (from the nixtamalized corn and minor ingredients like yeast extract), plus minerals including ~1035 mg phosphorus (~80% DV), ~310 mg magnesium (~75% DV), ~1.6 mg manganese (~70% DV), ~5.7 mg zinc (~50% DV), ~31 mcg selenium (~55% DV), ~0.4 mg copper (~50% DV), ~5 mg iron (~30% DV), ~290 mg calcium (~20% DV, boosted by the lime/calcium hydroxide used in nixtamalization of the corn), and ~900 mg potassium (~20% DV), with the bulk of these minerals and B vitamins coming from the corn base and smaller contributions from spices, onion/garlic powders, and hydrolyzed proteins; sodium is high at nearly 4000 mg but is listed separately on labels.also this flavor is veganthe salt is not high if you’re young and healthy and exercise and sweat a lot
>>546045062
is this commercial anti hypergamy?
>DOOO SEX SELLS HAHA!!! why do i want this?
>>546043059Can we please go back fonhsur having regular commercials.Im sorry I fast forwarded tv when I was a kid..I'll stop. Just please stop the guerilla advertising
>>546046761Tranny lol so ez to clock troons.
>>546045312Get a load of this doozie I was treated to the other day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CllNhkQl4qY
>>546043059Are we simping for Doritos now
YWDS
>>546046677imagine thinking vitamin e survives not only being extracted as an oil and sitting wherever for however long but also deep frying temps
>>546045594is that supposed to be a lot thats like 10 times the price of good olive oil
>>546047706no gun for him>>546047762A large (~14.5 oz/411 g) bag of Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili is estimated at roughly 25 mg vitamin E (~165% DV) based on USDA-derived database values of about 1.7 mg per 28 g serving, which already reflect finished-product levels rather than raw oil; tocopherols partially survive commercial deep-frying (typical residual content in tortilla chips is several mg per 100 g), though losses of 30–70%+ can occur depending on oil type, time, and temperature. Sources: https://tools.myfooddata.com/nutrition-facts/1341538/wt1 and typical USDA tortilla-chip data showing 3.5–6+ mg vitamin E per 100 g
Vitamin E (mainly tocopherols from the frying oil) remains present in sealed Doritos bags within the guaranteed-fresh period, though it is sensitive to oxygen, light, and heat and declines gradually during storage; unopened bags minimize exposure, and residual tocopherols continue to act as antioxidants that help delay rancidity, as shown in studies of stored potato and tortilla chips (e.g., Warner et al. on γ-tocopherol retention and odor stability after aging, and Winkler-Moser et al. 2018 on tocotrienols improving shelf life and headspace volatiles in bagged tortilla chips). It is absorbable because vitamin E is fat-soluble and chips supply ample fat (~25% by weight) that promotes micelle formation and intestinal uptake; general bioavailability data indicate natural tocopherols from oils and fried foods are reasonably well absorbed when eaten with dietary fat, with no evidence that the form in commercial chips is uniquely non-bioavailable. Relevant studies include those on tocopherol retention during deep-frying and in finished snacks ( https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/jf020937e ; https://ift.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1750-3841.14037 ) plus broader reviews of vitamin E stability and absorption with fat.
>>546046677Doritos are: >~70% carbs (wasted calories)>~13% omega-6 (a generally bad fat, especially in this context)>~10% omega-9 (necessary)>~3% incomplete protein (better than nothing)>~1% good fats (which would mitigate the effects of "bad")>if I flood page with the vitamin fortifications it looks like a lot.>E, B1, B6, B3, B2, B5, B9, B4 (choline almost made it the B-vitamin schedule).These daily values are based on 100% uptake, these are often low-bioavailability forms of the vitamins and minerals. Regardless, any and all breakfast cereals do the exact same thing, they throw a multivitamin into the batch so that Lucky Charms can say they are healthy. All food in the USA is fortified yet year-over-year health is diminishing.
>>546047706That commercial was awful.
>>546048128Health is diminishing year over year because people get fatter. Control for BMI and then measure health
>>546048250people are getting fatter because they eat mostly carbs, they provide low satiety. Doritos are designed to not fill up the consumer so they can eat a massive bag ~2000+ calories to themselves in a sitting then still eat dinner that night.
>>546048397Calories in calories out plus genetics causes obesity. If you give people with genes that make them feel more hungry more often lots of cheap food they will get fat unless you drug away their appetite or threaten them if they get fat. They will get fat off honey, milk, cheese, meat and eggs if you let them
>>546047534because its straight and reinforces man over woman
>>546048862CICO is downstream from satiety. The satiety-index of food is more likely to predict obesity. High fat milk makes a wad of pseudo cheese curd in your stomach and midgut. Fat and proteins take the longest to breakdown in your gut and efficiently control the body's hunger signaling.Doritos are arguably better than candy or soda, but you're still deep in the calorie per satiety trench that is killing modern humans.
>>546048017the polyunsaturated fats directly and drastically increase the needed intake of vitamin e anyway
>>546048017>>546049691and thats like half a pound of polyunsaturated fat. an entire nearly 1 pound bag of doritos is not a good source of antioxidants and I would guarantee the net effect would be way more harmful oxidation rather than having any antioxidant effect from the vitamin e
>>546049608Stuff like vegetables is best for this
>>546048862its hilarious that "genes that make you feel more hungry than other people" is a thing to dismiss any guilt about eating lolits so oversimplified and perfectly direct to absolve any responsibility for gluttony
>>546043059soon will be commercials like that again for real, and sign tappers will be vindicated like always
>>546043059Humankind cannot evolve if half of its number are not allowed to evolve.
>>546049765Research shows swapping animal saturated fat with polyunsaturated fat can actually lower the risk of cardiovascular disease. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/6gViQbaLJ-Yhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/_SYdqfJu0lYhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/HZRhNE8Gd9chttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/2FZebvJqDV0
>>546050053men are better than women on average at literally everything except sex, babies and breastmilk.
>>546050148no
>>546050053keep evolving maybe in a few million more years you’ll get your equality In absolute (open/best-human) terms, men hold effectively 100% of the measurable world records in strength, speed, power, and endurance sports https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3761733/
>>546050205yesseed oils are one of the closest things we have to a “super food”
>>546045062Post tits.
