Political and economic implications of picrel not being able to keep his dick in his pants? A second affair allegation just cropped uphttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html
>>546061615Damn what a player. What a chad. What a stud.
>>546061615Is the problem that this had nothing to do with Epstein?
>>546061615yea that billionaire had sex with me too and I need only like 10 million to forget about the trauma, back in 2022, my mailman can vaguely attest to it
>>546061771What a psyop.
>>546061615Trump is Satan.Every woman is now trying to tempt married men.
it explains the leather jacket. hairy chinky pussy smell just bounces off of it. if he went into the slantcave wearing a wool cardigan he would have been dead in the water
>>546061615Jensen, if you are reading this, just give me a rtx 5090 and I will forgive your sins
>>546061615I hope we get details of his penis like we did in the trump and weinstein casesI'm betting on 4"
>ai scam flopped>nvidia finds reasons unrelate to management mistakes to blow the bubble controlablyinb4 troon/nigger/hohol endorsement ad from nvidia
lol lets see who shorted this right before the announcement
STEP DOWN WONG because SEX BAD
>>546062112I shorted with Puts earlier this year, I'm going to make a fortune next year.
>>546062112>>546062230It's already down another 5% since that post 2 minutes ago
>>546062230casino player always wins amerite
>>546062112Begins with Donald and ends with Trump
>>546061615i bet that his affairs started at the same time as he started wearing leather
>>546062260I don't give a shit about day to day shifts, I just need it to go below 110 before 2028.
>>546061615wow. he has so much game. But, he's gonna divorced rape now. These women must've been gamers. or related to one
>>546061615keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Jensen Huang popped the AI-bubble with his neddle-like chink peepee xDDD
>>546061615what is the point of getting a bazillion dollars if you can't get your dick wet, amirite? just ask that gates fellow
>>546062267You're free to buy up the "deals" or make calls.
>>546061615all wealthy men are like this. they are all slaves to pussy for some reason.
>>546062065They don't want investors to wake up and see consumers are mass rejecting it.
IT'S JENSOVER
>>546062587They have started to come to terms with it, hedge funds have started pulling back. They'll trade it on technicals now and not on speculation, doing some sawtooth pumps on the way back down. They were well aware of all the fucker like the shell company debt vehicles, circular financing and debt, huge cancellations of contracts, massive pushback from enterprise, etc.
>>546061771How so? With that much money I'd have such a huge haram that I could walk around naked and you'd never see me.
IT'S OFFICIAL: He's done.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/11/nvidia-jensen-huang-affair-employee.html
>>546062409This. Its like the end game for being super rich is actually lame as fuck. You get the boat, the bunker, the private jet, ect. That's it? Seems cool for like 5 seconds. That's the giant payoff? No wonder all these billionaires are all pedos.
pretty good for an upper management girlboss usually they look like that crypto scam girl
>>546061615*NVIDIA PREPARING TO OUST CEO JENSEN HUANG: WSJ
>>546061615Am I the only one that doesn't care about that shit?
>>546061615Do you think his wife will let him keep his leather jacket when he gets divorce raped?
>>546063173You will, the unfucking of this will take global economy down hard. Hopefully it will start exposing the kike central banks shit.
>>546061615normies be like>*gasp* he had sex... infidelity!>*replies to tinder matches and gets herpes from a stranger*>*sucks cock every weekend*
>>546063173NeinNobody gives two fucks about that why should it even be a scandal just because he fucks woman?Bitches make the most normal things a scandal
>>546063173i dont care unless it makes graphics cards cheaper. i just find it funny.
Should I buy a leather jacket bros?
>>546061615Why is this being shilled here? Rich chink fuck fucks multiple slope whores, no shit? Why do these rich fucks marry int he first place? Who knows. This is unimportant. Iran war is about to heat back up and ukraine is rejecting peace deals.
>>546061615>man gets dick wet>blue hair reddit trannies have a melty
>>546062306Bad news: women run the economy now and secretly all women love a rich man who cheats, as long as he doesn't cheat on them (but he won't because they are special).When the weak beta male traders go to sleep, the strong women investors will correct the market and NVDA will reach all-time highs.
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>>546061615they'll probably give him a new title for the time being then once everything blows over they'll put him back in his old position.
>>>/wsg/6259329
>>546061615my dad married a Chinese girl from China and he works in the tech field, does that mean she's a honeypot spy?
If he's smart, he should already be in Hong Kong seeking political asylum; the next step after being removed from office is an investigation and arrest. (They) have decided he's going down.
>>546064073was going to ask why his posters are trimmed so retardedly
Glowniggers really hate this guy, don't they? as we've seen during the Iranian war, freedom of the press is fictitious in America, as every news agency is a mouthpiece of the NSA and of the DoD.So if they're ((leaking)) shit on /ourchang/, he must have made glowniggers really mad.Also, I find it funny how in America it's tolerated starting wars at the behest of Israel, but not cheating your nagging wife with some smoking hot chinkette
>>546061615This feels like a targeted takedown. The timing is suspicious too. How convenient that they are looking to have him removed when there's all this jew-fuckery going on with AI financing
>>546061615If he owns it and doesn’t let his wife see a penny of his money in divorce, he’ll be my hero.
TWO AFFAIRS?!
>>546061615are any of his mistresses hotter than a 5090?
>>546065430>This feels like a targeted takedown. So true. Probably he was too cozy with the open weights industry that could make Antrhopic and OpenAI kikes out of business, so he had to go.And again, in America owning a skynet company like Palantir built to blow up children in the gaza lager is tolerated, but god forbid putting your willy in the wrong hole
>>546063124Damn, bit manly desu
>>546063173Lighten up Hans, it's funny
>>546061615he didnt fuck her. they went to dinner together on a date. they considered ti an emotional affair
>>546061615>fired for fucking pussy>hired for fucking bussy
>>546061615Why didn’t the cia just blacksite the China woman? In China they just shoot the cia spies.
So seeing as it wasn’t hushed up, I’m lead to believe they wanted this to get out and bring him down so they could get a more cooperative Jew or white man in like >>546066288
>>546061615Implications are "FUCK YOU! We're doing AI harder now">>546066260Could be try. Jensen could be the type to think cheating is "I touched another woman's hand when I gave her a high-five and it felt wrong" kind of person.
>>546066288Apple sucks ass after the goat died. lmao why hire Cook?
>>546061615I don't get it.We lived in a culture where sex is glorified and is prescribed as a cure for being a chud.Why is it so bad he had sex with numerous women who also wanted to have sex with him? He's a Chad, and sure, as a Chud I hate Chad too, but that's NOT supposed to be LE BAD or something.
>>546062431worked flawlessly with gamestop
>>546061615Is having sex illegal in amerishartistan?
>>546061615>>546066288It's interesting that billionaires are reluctant to get eye surgery and opt to wear glasses every day, even though they can afford the best eye surgeons in the world.
>>546066430Control. Maybe Jensen wasn’t playing ball
>>546066536That's because Lasik is sketchy as fuck
>>546066536Fuck that I can afford eye surgery just fine, but the like 1% chance of completely fucking your vision is not worth the risk.
Surely if China got the chips they want they could sell mass produced 5080 equivalents for $339.93.
>>546066536High iq people don't trust other people with something that important.
>>546061615He's being removed for being pro open source and willing to sell chips to china. The major AI labs don't want competition, so they're putting a jeet in his place.
>>546066288yep, just like i said itai flop covered up by adulter and faggotry
>>546061615He'll reappear as ceo of a Chinese gpu company in 4 years.
>>546066717They have thousands held up in customs in Singapore. CCP won't let them in to prop up development of their own domestic chip industry. >>546066829The jews will put him in the dirt before they let that happen.
>>546066288This would honestly be enough to kill NVIDIA.
>>546065909They're going to replace him with a jew or a jeet. Mark my words. He called AI doomerism a "hoax" and supported training open source models (even releasing training data). jews and national security state freemasons want AI locked down under their control, so he had to go. Hail Jensen.
>>546061615this is some weird maneuver that relates to Democrats winning the election.A CEO at that level can have an affair with 1000 spies, at most he'll feed the spies bullshit that will only improve nvidia standing.The scandal is fake as fuck, just an excuse to remove him for some reason. I guess we'll see what the reason is soon.
>>546061615learn to code dude
>>546065622Well, they did burn his power connector.
>>546066885China is the greater force here, jensen has no loyalty to his buisiness partners, his wife and he absolutely has no loyalty to America. He can see the tides turning and he's not the kind to give up power, he will regain his position with the enemy
>>546063269This story is being presented backwards:Jensen isn't getting axed because he chases tail, rather, Jensen is accused of fuckery because they want to get rid of him.It's the Semitic technique for policing public policy: destroy the people who are in your way. Bill Cosby tells his niggas to stop nigging; suddenly he raped a drugged-up hippie chick 40 years ago. Rusell Brand starts noticing jews profiting from COVID; oops, he's a rapist too. Jensen Huang wants to push good relations with China so they can buy his chips and make his company money; oh look at all the pussy he gets.https://www.unz.com/bhua/jensens-spygate/
>>546066985One of the only people I have read so far understanding it.Every single one of any lead position at fucking nvidia is either a woman gettinf fucked and sucking dick for being where she is or a guy getting his dick sucked by endless women every day. In every single company. It's what people at the top do. Men, specifically. It's the biggest fucking company in the world. Some of the most influantal men in the world. They all know it too. Everybody knows. And this is just suddenly coming out? Give me a fucking break.
>>546065430They knew about him fucking that chink for a year. But then the bubble popped in chinkland and NASDAQ experienced the first dip, somebody is afraid they won't make it in time for the big short pt.2 so they pulled the trigger.
>>546066885>CCP won't let them in to prop up development of their own domestic chip industryLol what? They want to reverse engineer them.
>>546061771This is why they put jeets as ceos by the way, even with billions no women will fuck them
This is very obviously a targeted effort to derail nVidia and AI in general
Nvidia owns Hugging Face now, and the new CEO is going to be anti-open source AI for "safety" reasons. Guess what happens next.
>>546061615The last roadblock from locking down GPUs into rent-seeking American models has fallen. Intel and AMD want locked down firmware, so you have to pay enterprise bucks to Anthropic or Open AI.
>>546061615It's his fault for joining the CCP Mandated Girlfriend Program when he was already married.
>>546061771It only cost him his company, his family and half of everything he owns.
>>546066952They've already got a jeet in place as "interim CEO". If he'd been fucking kids on a Caribbean island like a normal tech billionaire, none of this would be happening. >>546066985The Trump admin was full accelerationist when it came to LLMs and was willing to give them the full support and protection of the US govt. Now that that protection is gone, Anthropic and OpenAI jews are moving to get rid of Jensen who is promoting open source competition to their businesses.>>546067143If he was really planning on doing that he'd end up dead in a fiery car crash and the coroner would say he was drunk as fuck and that'd be the end of his story. >>546067173Yes, and then they'd need the capital to build factories to produce them. You only need a few examples for reverse engineering.
>>546066361She escaped already
>>546066505No. But selling 8 billion dollars worth of chips to your enemy IS treason..See in order to build your own Super AI model you will need to:>Collect 100,000 super computer GPUsThese are very expensive. Each one costs about 100k and China has put a 1 million dollar reward bounty on these if you can get your hands on one (might require some less that treason against the US Gov but fuck em right?>Organize these chips into a multi acre data centre that requires the energy of a small city to run>Run your small city non stop for a year and Bobs your Uncle! You now are where the frontier models were a few months ago. Hurray!!!Huang just handed over 7 billion dollars of these chips to China. This is 100x worse than what the Rosenburgs did and they got the fucking chair. USA is now obligated to execute this absolute clown. Or admit it's no longer a modern and functioning nation state and basically surrenders to China.We don't have much of a choice we need to execute this fuck face.
>>546067377You're missing the forest for the trees. Nvidia and to lesser extent the other hardware manufacturers were the only ones making any money off AI. Anthropic is in deep debt the tip of which was shown in their IPO disclosures. OpenAI chickened away from an IPO for this very reason. They are not competing, they're not even in the same league.
>>546061615The average joe should be happy this happened.Nvidia has jacked up prices insanely due to AI, now that China stole the tech they can make the same GPU for vastly cheaper.The market will stabilize finally so thank you Chinese whore-spy foids!
>>546067465This is retarded. Keeping China dependent on silicon foundries we (jews) control would be the smart move instead of forcing them to develop their own AI semiconductor industry.>>546067545Nvidia produces the hardware that anyone needs to be competitive. OpenAI and Anthropic wants open source and chinese labs out of the picture.
>>546067377>They've already got a jeet in place as "interim CEO".You fell for that fake r*ddit jeetpost.
>>546067911I guess I'm retarded but his replacement being a jew or a jeet is a pretty safe bet imo
>>546067730Competitive in what? The race on who loses money faster? AI will never be profitable in this decade and they won't survive long enough to see if anything changes in the next one. As for its military implications, it still is yet to surpass human operators when it comes to drones.Why do you think the hardware manufacturers are so slow to increase the production? It's not some bullshit about factories being hard to build. Infinity money and technological singularity are allegedly on the line. They just don't believe it'll pan out. Same reason they never increased production during the crypto boom, and they were proven right when the market demand there collapsed.
>>546061615same energy
>>546061615If it's not a spy, why does it need to be news or out in the open? Are we supposed to believe all billionaire CEOs are faithful?
>>546061615Boomer scandal. Nobody under the age of 45 cares about who sleeps with who, but somehow this is worth -$2 Trillion? Completely fabricated and manufactured FUD moment so the incoming congress and their backers can acquire NVIDIA for cheap and receive the next iteration of big tech kickbacks.
>>546068021I was at AWS when the blockchain boom was winding down and I watched almost in realtime as they shifted to this AI bullshit. I asked multiple coworkers how this will make money, no one could answer, no one could tell you how it will make anything better.
This likely means the 6090 is canceled and there won't be a workstation successor to the 6000 Pro Blackwell either. Future consumer GPUs will be crippled for local AI, and they will rely on existing GPUs gradually leaving the secondhand market as VRAM chips die and parts fail. Datacenter only from now on.
>>546068021In any information technology field. LLM's aren't god machines, but they're very useful tools for sorting unstructured information. The talk of "singularity" is just marketing directed at an audience where the "creation destroys the creator" myth has cultural resonance.
>>546061959Faxts
>>546066288I endorse this, merely for the apocalypse of seethe /g/ freetards would provide at the sight of Tim COCK turning AI into an Apple product.
