Why call something a "McRib" if it's not really rib meat? That's literal false advertising.
wait, it's not rib meat?
>>546065710The Mchomeless, thats why they are so addictive, the ground up homeless junkie meat has traces of addictive drugs
isnt it just a ribbed hamburguer?
We sell "cheese product slices" (no cheese) too, many such examples
>>546065913>We're an entertainment company, not a journalism outletMany many such cases.
>>546065710And Americans wonder why the rest of the planet considers their meat not fit for human consumption and bans imports.
>>546065710>on the most minute, useless of topics, all power will be exercisedis this supposed to make me have faith in the justice system? all these corporations are owned by the same people. they should be audited for mental illness and dark triad traits. no one of any authority should be there without first earning the position. not through cunning or ruthlessness, but by the willingness to do whats right for the good of everyone while in that position of power
>>546065710pork shoulder, which is of course cheaper than rib
>>546065859Wouldn't be surprised if they intentionally added human brains to the meat or something like that with how that CEO ate it
>>546065799Nigga are you dumb? Its that fucking pink slime
>>546065710I've never had McRib
>>546065799It's literally a pork slurry pressed into the shape of a rib.
>>546065710Well, "McRib" is a tradmeark itin it?
i have never met anyone who likes these things. they're absolute fucking peak slop.
>>546065710>I Can't Believe It's Not Rib Ribbed Product (Does Not Contain Any Rib) lol America
>>546066053They are tasty>>546066104Youre the weird one here
>>546065710>we've marketed this as being X>we've done everything we can to make it look like X>but it isn't X>we should be allowed to do this because our deception is... supposed to fail?America really needs to start executing fraudulent CEOs like they do in China.
>>546065799It's goy meat.
>>546065710Yes. The United States will be the cause of the cataclysm that kills off the vast majority of humanity, with the few survivors beginning again the next age of mankind with sticks and stones.
>>546065710>Is everything in America just a lie?Yes and it all builds up. It's like this is most countries, it seems to be human nature. That McRib shit pissed me off when I first got it. It's just a vinegar hamburger. I never bought it again.
>>546066197shut the fuck up, leaf.
>>546065710Maybe I'm just a burger but I don't want my meat to remind me which animal part it came from. Meat comes from the store and I like it that way.
>>54606579956% moment
>>546065799I figured it was like boneless ribs, but I guess not. Jokes on us for thinking there's RIBS in a sandwich called the McRIB.
>>546066104I actually want one now. That's really fucked up, but it's true. The slop is so tantalizing. No wonder I'm a fat fuck.
>>546066333Pussy. I once killed a hog at age 10 and my family made meat out of it. It wasn't really that tasty, but the principle is still there. I have zero qualms with eating the flesh of an animal, as long as they're clean like rabbits or deer or most farm animals.
>>546066553If it was actual rib meat, you'd have niggers rioting when they took it away. If it had bones in it, you'd have niggers choking on them. It's a fucking Slim Jim of minced up pig parts with BBQ sauce. Everyone knew this, everyone has known this, and understood why it exists.
>>546065911Basically yes. It's ground up pig parts pressed into a shape and frozen. That's it.
Mmmmmm…….McRib!
>>546065710>McDonald's is being sued over the McRib,I read that and I instantly thought, I bet that a jew is behind this suit, somehow?
>>546066553>Jokes on usYeah, you idiot
>>546066770>If it was actual rib meat, you'd have niggers rioting when they took it away.Don't they already?>It's a fucking Slim Jim of minced up pig parts with BBQ sauce. Everyone knew this, everyone has known this, and understood why it exists.I did know that to an extent, I just thought it was closer to its namesake than it actually is.>>546066820Tbf, a burger is made from beef, not pork typically. Unless McDonalds does it differently, I know there are some el cheapo brands that use pork instead. Generally frozen foods.>>546066975I'm aware, no need to double down.
Remember when all the foreigners came to America for the World Cup, and all creamed their pants on how much they loved our food?….If they tasted a McRib, they would understand.Mmmmmm….McRib!
>>546066197>They are tastyi like mcdonalds, like double big tasty with bacon or wiesmac but mcrib shit is disgusting. Its even more disgusting than those morning menu pork burgers
>>546065710If you think the McRib is false advertising just wait until you find out what the kids meal has 0% of
>>546067244please don't tell me there's not actually kids in it...
>>546067067That was the most astroturfed campaign in recent memory.
>>546067244Only kinda related but if you feed your kids McDonalds more than once every other week maximum as a treat, you're failing as a parent. Cook them some food yourself, faggot.
>>546065710140+ IQ brainlet here.I thought it was rib meat.
>>546067244I wouldn't be so sure about it anon.
And they would be correct. It is a patty that has been ribbed. Nowhere do they ever imply it comes from the rib of the animal.:OOO this condom is totally made out of rib meat guys!!!- OP, probably
>>546065799everyone knows mcdonalds doesnt serve meat, but meat flavored protein product
>>546065799Are you aware that when mcdonalds puts "100% beef" labels on their products they're not actually implying that the patties are 100% beef, it's a trademarked name of a company they own that provides their meat
>>546065710It has little ribs painted on it. Is that not good enough for you?
>>546065799>Krusty: "Look, about the Ribwich. There aren't gonna be anymore—the animal we made 'em from is now extinct.">Homer: "The pig?">Otto: "The cow?">Krusty: "You're way off. Think smaller, think more legs."
>>546065799Imagine seeing “McRib” and thinking you get rib meat LMAO
>>546065710Most of the burgers arent beef either, and yes it is 100% legal to just lie about products, frozen meals or soups in cans (anything in a closed container with a picture on it) for instance dont need to look anything like the picture on the packaging once theyre done
>>546065710I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Bacon Clubhouse Burger. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>546067828Will that hold up as a legal defense though? It's a very jewish technicality sort of thing.
>>546070198She was flirting with you, anon.
>>546069751That's the kikest thing I've read today. Gotta admit they're pretty smart lol
>>546065710Long story short: Jews
>>546065710That's not what ribs look like. Ribs have bones
>>546065799Nope. Pink slime.
The mcrib is made of pork trimming ground up and pressed together. I would gather that some percentage of it is pork rib. No more then 5%.
>>546065710Imagine getting upset enough to sue because your goyslop isn't realI don't believe for a second that they actually believed it was rib meat, this is just to get a payout
>>546065710kiss me nigger
>>546070259You're reading copypasta, anon.
>>546065710If anybody is wondering where our high trust societies went...In defense of mcgoyslop no reasonable person would believe anything a jew, or any jewish company saysThat doesnt mean the case should be dropped though. Being a disgusting piece of deceptive shit should still be punishable by death.
>>546065799its the pig assholes and nipples ground into paste then pressed to look like a rib
>>546071023To be fair, pretty much everyone knows that's what ground meat is. Whether beef, chicken, or pork, but usually it's pork.
>>546065799you think they could afford to put actual ribs in that thing
>>546065710The McRib has been famously fucking terrible all my life, it literally only persists because mcd’s discovered how to market with fomo long before it became a common tactic.My entire life every time I have ever gotten one I sorely regretted it. The next time I got one my thinking was always “maybe I just got a bad one those other times and it’s actually utterly divine and I’ll finally get why this thing is legendary and they keep bringing it back” - and no it just sucked, every time. Hell it’s almost like gacha or lootbox logic there assuming eventually you will get the SS tier version desu at surely must be driving the hype. Nah it’s just bullshit marketing. They’re not fooling me into getting that piece of shit this time.
>>546070198That pic is impossible. McNNuggs are made from liquified chicken paste.
>>546069751Wait, which company? I'm only finding Lopez Foods as their beef supplier.
>>546065710>Is everything in America just a lie?>1pbtidyes
>>546065710There is lab-grown meat all over the soon-to-be globalized world, dude. No shit, there will be lab-grown meat at McDonalds, it is more cost effective that way.
>>546071062>>546071064The thing is it actually doesn't taste too bad but it's priced like it's real rib meat If it was actually $1 like it should be and marketed as having used the whole animal instead of letting it go to waste, I could justify it.
>>546065710No one 20 years ago thought they were getting ‘ribs’ at McDonald’s. These types of pressed meats with bbq were always called rib patties and you could get them anywhere, school even had them in the rotation. At best people thought they were a pork option vs beef.
>>546065799It's the same parts as a cheap hotdog.
>>546066030No it isn't
>>546066025I remember an anon years ago had posted information about the McDonald's meat processing plant/supplier in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA had been caught processing human remains but was (((somehow))) swept under the rug not to see the light of day again.
>>546071105I wanna say it could be tenders, but for one this was before they introduced those. For two, there's no fucking way anyone along the line from processing to packaging to cooking to assembly didn't notice/didn't care enough about the massive fucking fried chicken head.>>546071216>$1Haha, like the suits would allow the franchises to sell it for a dollar. They sure as shit can afford to, but they need to squeeze as much profit out of it as they can, so they mark it up to $6. >>546066025Reminds me of the Simpsons bit with Krusty eating his burger on camera before spitting it out after they cut. God, I miss classic Simpsons.>Ugh, I almost swallowed some of the juice.
>>546066766Do you mean a wild hog? Or like a farm-raised pig? I'm ignorant, and don't understand why it wouldn't be tasty.>clean like rabbitsI was surprised recently to learn that rabbits were considered unclean animals in the bible. They do eat their poop straight out of the asshole (or their friend's asshole, sometimes) so that's probably the reason why.
>>546066619Here, this is the same thinghttps://www.tysonfoodservice.com/products/big-az/handheld/sandwiches/00071421000900
>>546071394Yeah you're 100% correct, just saying that Id buy it if it was actually priced appropriatelyAfterall I also buy cheap sausages because they still taste not bad but they can suck my dick if they think I'm paying $8 (that's what it costs here)
>>546065710McDonald's is just for fat slobs and brown people nowadays anyway.
>>546071088>They’re not fooling me into getting that piece of shit this time.X
>>546065859I thought it was just that cheap Sweet Baby Rays style BBQ sauce that kept me craving for more
the most shocking thing is the number of people on /pol/ eating any type of fast food. i haven't had mcdonalds in maybe 10 years
>>546066025Wait, aren't they satanists? Why is sucking the shit from a baby's disemboweled intestines okay with them but eating a brain burger isn't?>>546071492Wild hog, yes. Was a hunting trip for my brother's birthday, and I got the first kill. Meat just wasn't to my taste. My stepdad makes fucking amazing venison and rabbit pies though, so it's not a gamey meat thing. Maybe the butcher didn't put any spices in the ground stuff.>They do eat their poop straight out of the asshole (or their friend's asshole, sometimes) so that's probably the reason why.Shit, really? Actually come to think of it, you can't hunt rabbit during the summer because they get parasites in their livers that can kill you if you eat them. That makes sense I suppose. I see a lot of bunnyposting on Twitter so my view of their cleanliness is probably skewed.>>546071507>>546071495They actually sell chilled ribwiches at my local gas station. They're 2 for $5 I think. I haven't noticed a difference between theirs and McDonalds'.
>>546065710Why call a type of burger 'Big Mac' when it's rather small and doesn't contain meat from a guy named Mac.
>>546071846>rather smallHow much do you weigh?
>>546065710If you think it is real food, you are quite an unreasonable person.
>>546065972Read your post again and spot the funny.
>>546071903There's no such thing as "fake food", humans can eat a lot of stuff. McDonalds may not be good for you, but it is edible at the very least.
>>546066333Perfect consumer mindset.
>>546071963Really anything you can pass through your system without any lethal effects counts as food in my eyes.
>>546071023Shut up!You had me at “nipples”
>>546066619You should kill yourself. This is the most pathetic thing I've read all day.
>>546071963I lost 40 pounds this year by doing one thing: I stopped eating fake food.
>>546072141I think for me, it's the fact that I sit on my ass all day because I have a sit down job. Tbf, eating real food instead of fast food probably would help too.
>>546065799It's 3d printed meat
>>546065799No, but it may have contained human meat before 2016.
>>546065710Yes, America is run by Jews and corporations.
>>546072279A hard lesson for me to learn as I got older was that >90% of weight loss is food. Exercise is essential for health, but what we eat outweighs all other factors.
>>546071117He's sorta misremembering. It was long time ago, i think the 2000s, and it was actually a company or product called "100% chicken"
>>546065710Like really when they bit into it and found that it was boneless did they not realize it wasn't ribs? What was it a woman pig and they make mcribs out of the biblical missing rib in them or some shit?
Reminder for the past half century, smoking weed was justification for jeffery Epstein blackmailed judges, to enslave you to mega corporations for $0/hour.
>>546065799The simpsons didn't just make it up, dude.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI8iBWARGG8
It’s not even meat the shit is grey
>>546072279it's true. i'm IT, but changed my eating habits to real food from local markets and trustworthy smaller stores. lost a lot of weight from that one trick. my parents refuse to see the fakeness of our foods now.>these companies are relible and have been around for decades
>>546072324If it is, then there really is no fucking reason for it to be more than like 25 cents outside of greed. Think of all the people going hungry across the world that could be fed for so cheaply. You wouldn't even need to give them that much, it's so calorie-dense that just like 2 burgers is enough for a day.>>546072452I don't think you understand, I take like maybe 100 steps per day assuming I do>>546072538Well shit, nevermind. Hopefully when I move out of my shitty small town, I can find a good hippie town with more natural food sources.
>>546072452>Exercise is essential for health, but what we eat outweighs all other factors.Yep. I was fat all my life. But some of my fellow fats started getting on GLPs jewgoo, and I felt scared I was going to be fat by myself. Last year, I got on keto and changed nothing else about my life. I'm down 100 lbs. It's all appetite, people don't realize carbs also have a terrible self-repeating cycle where it makes you hungry right after you eat it, which is why so many people are obese
>>546070199nigga the entire legal system is just jews outjewing jews
>>546065710>Is everything in America just a lie?of course, usa isn't a serious country
>>546072141he also seldom ate meat or dairy. his family was 7th day adventists and loads of them are vegetarian and vegan for health reasons.
>>546065911>ribbed hamburguerFor her pleasure.
>>546065710>Why call something a "McRib" if it's not really rib meat?You're assuming its meat.
>>546072790Is that why most lawyers are Jews?
>>546072878unironically, yentas realized they can make six figures by kvetching professionally
>>546072872I like to think he wasn't talking about real bugs, but like microscopic bugs, like the ones that live on your face. It'd explain how they went extinct, billions had to be killed for every single ribwich.
>>546072614>I don't think you understand, I take like maybe 100 steps per day assuming I doTomorrow take 200. Start small but be consistent.I started at 10 minutes - used a watch to time myyself, five minutes out, then go back home. Every other day, for two weeks. Then 10 minutes, then 15, then 20. I made it up to a one hour walk three times day! Consistency is King. ignore motivational hard rock sweaty videos of screaming men for inspiration. What will get you there is consistency.
>>546073301I see. I think I keep quitting walks because I go at them too long. Like I start at a half hour walk. I'll try your method, thanks.
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>546072615>people don't realize carbs also have a terrible self-repeating cycle where it makes you hungry right after you eat it, which is why so many people are obeseI can attest to that. Getting off the carb train is always a pain in the ass.
>>546072615this diet is going to kill you. you get really good weight loss results at first, but after a while the body starts balking at this diet and your labs will be all over the map. if you are eating whole grains and even some refined carbs like pasta and white rice, and other starches like potatoes you will be fine as far as appetite regulation goes. you just cant have fat and eat this diet and expect to stay thin.type 1 diabetics know they can lose weight if they just dont use as much insulin and keep their blood sugar on the high side. https://youtu.be/NSc_sEQGhE4this is a pretty good breakdown of what happens on a keto or carnivore diet. not quite the same but close, because most of the calories come from fat. protein has no caloric value in terms of giving you food energy, its mainly used for building tissues. and since there are no carbs, that seals it as a defacto keto diet. i did both of these for a long time and really messed myself up.another issue is that keto is rarely sustainable long term, and almost everyone gains the weight back and more. this is the pattern with most diets.if you want a good resource check this video out, he does a great job investigating all kinds of claims and mainly criticizes other vegans, while showcasing doctors who have successfully used a plant based, high carb, low fat low protein diet to help people not just lose weight but reverse all kinds of chronic disease.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HknpIgbuCUkim not trying to discourage you, you clearly have the drive to make changes and im glad for you. i just dont want you to blow a fucking blood vessel or something. i ended up with heart failure and fatty liver with a calcified aorta in my early 40s from this kind of thing. and the worst part is that i thought i had it all figured out and everyone else was a clueless asshole. had it coming i guess.
>>546066959Kikes suing Kikes, man's oldest blood sport.
>>546065710Every reasonable customer would think it was real rib meat. They advertise it as rib meat, not onions and rat mixture.
>>546066553you consumed that slop garbage???
>>546073394uhh hehh hehhe hhe uh hehenhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fdnHyP23Xw
>>546065710Shouldn't they call it McRibbish then?
>>546071812probably because when they do the cream cheese jerky pizza thing, its a part of a ritual or blackmail gathering. Most probably arent doing it out of enjoyment, so they probably wont be eating goymeat recreationally, except Trump
>>546073425Thanks for the post, will take seriously. I see keto mostly as a tool, but I'm more excited to have learned the reality of nutrition and what carbs do. Sounds like I'll be cycling diets and exercise to keep things balanced
>>546065710>be me>assume nothing at mcdonalds is real >never eat thereFat fucks.
