This one involved a triathlete in 2017 who had NO alcohol in his system. The canal is shallow enough to stand in so your airway is above water.What stopped him standing up on the bottom of this waist-deep canal so his airway was above water? British narrowboat canals are almost completely still and around 3 ft deep. This specific canal was 3 feet deep, which is waist deep
>>546067361>almost completely still
>>546067361If his dog fell in with him he might've drowned trying to find it. Really tragic and heartfelt story if true. What wouldn't we do for our best friends?
sounds suspicious
>>546067361>This one involved a triathlete in 2017 who had NO alcohol in his systemAny opiates?
any migrants around?
>>546067361_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?
>>546067485cute dog, hideous ladyboy, probably biological female considering how ugly.>>546067361a lot of bongs be drowning in canals these dayseither a drug things, a nigger thing, or a vaxx thing.Or the canal was flooded with indian feces and trash.
>>546067485Stop eating eggs dude
>>546067361>What stopped him standing up on the bottom of this waist-deep canal so his airway was above water?Might have cramped up, might have been vaxxed.
Fall in, whack your head and get knocked out, drownIt's not that hard?
>>546067361shouldn't've said the j-word
>>546067623I have to eat all the eggs.
>>546067361the dog did it
>>546067361didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water recently?
vaxxxxstaus
>>546067361I live on the canal. If you fall in it's guaranteed death. The water is only just above freezing and it's dirty, muddy and you can't see more than an inch in it. You might as well be falling in the arctic ocean in the pitch dark. It's over.
>>546067361If assume he knocked his head as he fell in
>>546067361Bro, keep doing those threads, I love them.
>>546068287What does mud have to do with living or dying after falling in? you wouldn't need to be able to see underwater to stand up.
>>546067361Ngl it is weird
>>546067361The British really just drown randomly in their bathtubs
>>546067361Hit his head. Knocked unconscious. Drown. That’ll be 5 quid and a sasij roll
Who pissed off Sawney Bean though, guy thinks he’s Irish
>>546068415Because you can't see the light and you can't see which way is up. If you try standing up you're just going to stick your legs out in a random direction. Try this a few times and miss each time and it's over.
>>546067361Man minding his own business going for a walk, group of niggers or muzzies pop up out of nowhere and beat him unconscious and toss his body into the canal. Many such cases
>>546068287Just stand up wtf
>>546068807nigger it's waist deep water. This guy didn't fall into the strid
>>546067361The middle of the canal isn't 3ft deep and the water is fucking cold.
>>546068881This. Murder and negligence by police
>>546068881My first guess aswell to be honest.
>>546067361He almoat certainly was hurt when he fell in.>>546068807>needing light to swim upThat is not how swimming works, nigger.
>>546067361probably fell off and hit his head
>>546069012Was the canal maintained? There could have been god knows what debris just under the surface.
What else do we know? Any injuries to his head or neck?
>>546069101I've seen 2 bodies already, the canal doesn't fuck about, it's hungry for souls.
Obvious murder
Lewis Brindley is the London pusher and I'm tired of keeping it secret
>>546068287>>546068807>>546069198kek, you're alright bong
>>546069286By the government
