Why do they keep telling us to stock up on food and water?
humans need food and water to survive, or so i heard
>>546071996The only thing you need to stock up on is picrel. Everything else is a distraction. Stay drunk, frens.
>>546071996They've always done that. If you can't see why they're doing it more now, you must literally live under iraq, in a hole, with a little ventilation fan.
>>546071996preppers? Because they're invested in it and get off on paranoid fantasies and like discussing their 800 cans of beans (cant blame em)
>>546071996Pretending that the sky is falling so they can get you to buy a bunch of shit.
>>546072142I get that but recently they've been hinting a massive event is coming
>>546071996>prepI was reliably informed multiple times during the Clinton and Obama administrations that prepping was done by radical people we need to keep an eye on. I remember. I lived through that propaganda.
>>546071996panic spending is good for them stocks
I'm gonna get a couple of those 5 gallon tubs of macaroni and cheese from costco that should be enough
To make boomers enjoy their prepping hobby a little more.
>>546071996Simpsons, Season 7 episode "Much Apu About Nothing" had a great analogy of scaring the people.
>>546071996Because the season of winter is approaching steadily and they don't have the guts to admit all the money to maintain roads and power lines either got embezzled or sent to penis eating schizophrenic inbred kikes in israel.Also all those automated messages lazily framed and written on a 4th grade reading level was probably a stipulation in some summit paperwork requiring participating governments to send them so they can claim their nepo babies acted as consultants and launder the money through fees.
>>546071996Who's "they"?
>>546072188You must actually live under a rock. Since you've apparently been in a coma all year, we're in an undeclared third world war, fuel is short, electrical equipment is short, Russia is provoking europe with hybrid warfare, llms are finding major cybersecurity vulnerabilities, and hackers have been ruining stored food, blood, and water by screwing with automated systems. Even without a major global happening, the possibility that some people may have to go without modern amenities and authorities are shockingly admitting to the fact that they may be unable to prevent that.
>>546072073Big, if true.
>>546071996Perishables are a good cash sink.
>>546072939That's them in your picture silly guy.Also is OP still here?
>>546071996Because irannies shut off all the fridges in Germany and ziggers keep making bomb threats.
>>546071996it's called the rule of three. to survive you need-3 seconds of air3 days of food 3 hours of water
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>>546071996powerfvl
If it has to happen it better be fucking quick, couldn't deal doing all the prepper survivor shit
>>546071996Why is Canada like this?
>>546071996WWIII is approaching. NATO will declare war on Russia early next year, Trump will launch a major invasion of Iran, and China will take Taiwan with minimal warfare.
>>546073104>irannies shut off all the fridges in GermanyYou believe that, dont ya.
Yes Goys! Live in a constant state of fear! Give away your rights and privacy to us and we will keep you safe! Buy more stuff so that you can feel safe! Never question the people telling you to be afraid!
>>546073248Surprised the mods haven’t nuked the thread yet
>>546071996Remember in December of I think ‘23 (or was it 24) when there were all those drone sightings all over the fucking place and the government just kept saying “hmm we know nothing about this :)” for months? They do public psyop shit sometimes for reasons I just don’t know. If there was a real imminent threat we would be hearing a lot more about it than “stock up on shit but we won’t tell you why” because if there were mass casualties and they go “we told you, remember when we gently suggested a weeks worth of food :)” that would not nearly be good enough and would cause a public reckoning. Unless it’s a fucking alien invasion or there is already a Skynet tier rogue AI loose that they specifically are trying to not tell us about but will vaguepost @ us over, there isn’t much to it.The other thing is people are confusing Japan warning people to stock up as something new or different when no they always do that because they live in the ring of fire. For European countries it’s because their assessment of Russia starting a true war with NATO within the next couple years went from probably 2% to like 5-10%. Because think tanks always have these fucking idiotic proclamations of “ohhh dictators are unpredictable they might nuke everyone last minute if they are about to lose” when no they don’t do that. If Russia had another 1917 I don’t think its nukes will fall to a bunch of rogue states like they thought might happen in the early 90s. Dictators are actually generally quite calculating and controlling people and if they were about to get coup’ed they would not suddenly start a new war and fucking introduce a new excellent reason for the dissidents to remove him - to stop that new war. But we’ll see.
>>546071996Why are they selling 50 cents of peanut butter for 7 and a half dollars?
>>546071996Who's this "we" shit, ya got a turd in your pocket?
>>546072073Untrue, humans only need beer to survive. I could live on nothing but a 20 pack a day from here to the day I die quite happily.
>>546073462It is crazy this just keeps working for them. Controlling all media seems to pay off.
>>5460719961/3 pound of peanut butter for almost $8 is insane
>>546071996leafs why does your milk come in bags and peanut butter in trays?
>>546071996>Why do they keep telling us to stock up on food and water?So the stores show increased sales and the parent company makes profit.TLDR: Jews
>>546071996ukraine is starting to suffer, and isn't able to hold the line anymore.soldiers from countries that have told their people to stock up are sending their soldiers into ukraine to provide support. this has been announced, but not very loudly.russia has previously said it will consider this action an act of warchances are that despite being weakened, russia may send soldiers to countries that will provide troops to ukraine, despite being fairly weakened, so population is being told to stock up.and what you have on news channels like bbc, is news about how bad the harvest season was this year, and how winter harvest will be really, really bad this year.so you better stock up.i guess the main question is, why is this question being asked over and over currently?
>>546073890You should check out the prices at the Diomede Native Store in Little Diomede, Alaska.$8 is a bargin.
>lol
>>546071996$7.43 for a splat of PBtop fucking kek. I can get a whole jar for like $4, where is this?
>>546071996The Supermarket Jew hitting his quarterly growth targets by scaring the dumb goyim into buying extra shit
>>546073401Nothing ever happens
>>546074245Trinidad iirc
>>5460719967 bucks for a cat feces in Celophane, huh? Times are tough.
Testing out social engineering tactics and getting the "commoners" habituated to subsisting on the absolute lowest quality, lowest portions of food possible. Easing them into it makes their eventual transition into a slave caste go over smoother.
>>546074405nigger island...makes sense
>>546073447You're right. Sandniggers are too retarded to pull that off, but someone did.
>>546072750You can watch it here:https://vivarium.su/s/the-simpsons-456?w=1&s=7&e=23
>>546072080I'm more of a whiskey guy myself.
>$47 for 2.2lbs of peanut paste??Glass Us
>>546076783That pic was taken in Trinidad and Tobago, not the US
>>546072173Correct. They just want a bump for their stocks>>546072977>Russia is provoking europe with hybrid warfarelol. You were doing fine up 'til there. Russia 'provoking' EUnuchistan would be like a world military champion taking time out to throw a few pebbles at the retard on the playground.EUnuchs have been busy committing cultural suicide for decades now, and although I would rather not witness it, I see no reason to stop them.
>>546077716That retard on the playground is supplying the country the "world military champion" has been stuck in for 4 years.
>>546071996Keep you afraid and consoom because they fucked the economy over in 2008 and have not found a way to fix it since.That's why they import third worlders they know are low iq and can't do shit and put them on gibs so they buy trinkets and jordans to stimulate the ruined economy.Boomer/jew economics obliterated capitalism and are doing horrendous things to keep the slavery afloat.
>>546078034>stuck in>what is a Poccnr-style training exerciseUkraine started out as a warning for nafo and chinkland, but now Poccnr has by far the strongest and most battle-hardened army in the world, the chinks are no longer casting greedy eyes on Siberia, and every Wectern country is now defenceless because they flushed all their armaments away in a losing cause.It would be funnier if it weren't so sad.The best part about the EUnuchs' fear of Poccnr is that they have nothing to worry about, because why would Poccnr want a bunch of countries whose economies are collapsing under the weight of the 'migrants' they took in?Not worth the organisational hassle, imo. Europe fucked itself, imo, and no one should feel sorry for it. C'est la vie, c'est la geurre.
