Anthropic CEO declares cancer, Alzheimer's, heart disease, baldness, amblyopia and mental illness will be cured in less than 7 years
>>546083250>Anthropic CEO declares cancer, Alzheimer's, heart disease, baldness, amblyopia and mental illnessHow the fuck did he manage to both catch AND hide so many conditions at the same time? Also, bald? So he's just wearing a wig every day?
curing baldness is more important than all of those old boomer diseases combined btw
>>546083250luckily for the pharmaceutical industry's future, it will also be easier than ever to create new chronic diseases.
>>546083250Sure it is. Too bad you're not going to make it that long. Boost up, cunts. In for a penny. In for a pound.
>>546083250which cancer? there are almost 200 different ones that all requires different treatments and in some case diametral opposite ones
>>546083250Trannies won't exist in 7 years?
>>546083585the ceo would prob argue their ai would help solve each of those 200 cases
>>546083646he will promise anything and everything to keep the ai funding flowing there is a reason why every couple of months now they claim to have cured aids or cancer but never say which one because to them its all the same marketing they dont have to prove.
>>546083747Bingo 90% of cancers are incurable they can cure lymphomas because its bacterial related that's it that's the big secret.
>>546083793Treat the bacteria and you treat lymphoma, primary chemotherapy for lymphoma?Prednisone and doxycycline.
I just play with myself in the sunshine
>>546083250curation by euthanization
Just 2 more trillions
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>>546083250AI will just say we had it all along
>>546083250>amblyopiawhy the fuck did he throw that in there lmao
>>546083250I'm sure upcoming Anthropic IPO has nothing to do with these statements.
>>546083250>7 more years!
>>546083250snake oil already solved those 150 years ago
>>546083250WTF I love AI now!
jew shill>GOYIM GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY>WE CAN CURE CANCER PINKY PROMISE
>>546083250translation>PLEASE BUY ANTHROPIC STOCK
>>546083250will ligma be cured too?
>>546083793>>546083840What? How is lymphoma bacterial? Red Pill me on this one, pls! Explain it like I am a 7 year old retard!
>>546084071KEK
Lol i'm using AI pretty extensively for my work: it's dumb as a brick. The only thing it is good at is code slop, and code is also 99.9% useless so.
>>546083250That's not a nuclear happening you fucking retard. >OMG IT'S HAPPENING 7 YEARS FROM NOW Isn't a happening. It's a happening when it's cured.
>>546084496Lymphoma is almost always a byproduct of untreated bacterial or viral infections.Also the same mechanism in those drugs I mentioned are toxic to lymphocytes, which are white blood cells.
>>546083250Two more weeks
>>546083585cancer, at its core, is just cells with defective DNA going roguewe classify it as different types of cancer because we can't target certain parts of the body with the same tools, which are also very limited and usually cause damage to to the sane parts of the bodywith AI you could potentially just analyze the DNA of a person and create a personalized cure that targets just cells with the damaged DNA, even stage 4 patients with metastasis all over the body could potentially be cured completely with stuff like that
>>546083250>Anthropic CEO declares cancerwhy did you get my hopes up op?
>>546083393>5th grade reading comprehensiondidn't realize somalis took over finland too
>>546083250Is that why you can’t use Claude to research medicine or biology due to the safety filters kicking off? Fuck that kike rat
>>546084573A lot of untreated infections become cysts, cysts are mutated cells similar to cancer, once those mutated cells thrive long enough they become polyclonal You now have cancer.
>>546084467What is ligma?
>>546083793? Natural killer cells demonstrate that there is some solution to all cancers. I'm sure all cancers are curable.
>>546084792lig ma balls
>>546084637imagine having your reading comprehension and humour bested by a fin whose first language isn't finnish. lmfao
>>546083250literally thishttps://youtu.be/aXkZvv4DzxE?si=oX4t_vL_ufKhq5bK
The IPO is coming soon. Maybe we'll get a Mars base too!
>>546083250Did AI finally make Anthropic profitable?
>>546084836Nope you're talking to someone with a very rare incurable cancer that spreads into all your CNS.Started from likely frequent ear infections that never could drain, eventually boring their way into my CNS, perunial invasion
>>546085077>you're talking to someone with a very rare incurable cancer that spreads into all your CNS.if you post proof of the cancer, and that you're white, i will send you $10,000 dollars USD
>>546083250idgaf about the fear mongering or empty hypeShow me results NOW or stfu
>>546083250Yes just 2 more weeks, and give the GDP of 2 more countries, we will get it, promise
Jesus could cure all of those things thousands of years ago.
>>546083250Dario better to catch all of them and show the world
>>546083438Heart diseases and cancer aren't exclusively for boomers anymore, though. Even Alzheimer's can hit you young.
>>546084855retarded jeet you're out of your depth here cowshit lover
>>546085660>cope posting with ____ countries worst minorityso i guess you're a nigger? btw remind me which of our countries is whiter, and who is more likely to be an actual nigger(especially given your lack of english and obvious mid-wit brain)
>>546085660btw tyron-sorry..gurpre..sorry- juan, the fin was making a joke, if you weren't an ESL retard that would have been obvious, but here we are kek
>>546085105Proof would likely be doxxing myself i wasn't asking you for money which is a very strange response, not gonna post my info while im an active case study.yeah I could use 10k but i didn't ask for that which is fucking strange a jeet would offer me 10k, i suspect you're some assblasted dude looking to ban me lol.
>>546085864>SER PLEASE DOX YOUR CANCER INFO AND HAND SO I CAN BEG FOR GIBS PLEASEI was gonna post the proof but i just realized what you're doing.
>>546083585Cancer is basically cells that have gone rogue and are very good at hiding and defending themselves from the immune system. But still cells have DNA and we humans all have something simillar. So Cancer cells even if different will all have something simillar. We just hit that weak point or even better we inject ourselvs with a Virus which only activates before cancer starts to spread. Once the Virus is activated the immune cells will attack it and get rid of the cancer cells.Impossible is nothing. It's just the tool and how we handle it.
>>546085532that's the vaxx or other diseases being misdiagnosed
>>546085864>Proof would likely be doxxing myself i wasn't asking you for money which is a very strange response, not gonna post my info while im an active case study.uh huh, well i would support a white person with cancer on 4chan, i would, and i mean this, donate 10k or so in bitcoin. but you're clearly a pathological liar with a fetish for this shit and are lying.>yeah I could use 10kthen you can prove your claims and receive it >which is fucking strange a jeet would offer me 10k, i suspect you're some assblasted dude looking to ban me lol.weird you'd have this reaction when all i said was if you could prove your cancer diagnosis and that you're white you'd get it, no? almost like...you cant...
>>546085105im white and i will have cancer if i dont get money. Can i have it?
>>546085955>immediately demands i give him proof and proof i'm white when I was NOT asking for money>now he's playing the "oh see i knew you were a liar" gameNigger I didn't ask for money you brought it up, i just said I know a thing or two about fucking cancer because I've been actively fighting it for 2 decades niggerjeet.
>>546085897>I was gonna post the proof but i just realized what you're doing.kek you're retarded, i'm actually fairly wealthy, i still will donate 10k if you post legitimate proof. my mom died of cancer so if you're actually a WHITE man and can PROVE cancer, i will send 10k in bitcoin with a screenshot to prove it. if you're non-white, but the cancer is real, i'll send 5,000 dollars>>546085974of course, argentina is WHITE
>>546083250cancer will be cured in 2 weeks?! Holy shit!
>>546085912Also i meant that Virus activates after not before the cancer spreads so that the immune system can attack it. Also Nanobots could be used in the future. We are just behind tech and AI can help accelerate it
>>546085995>Nigger I didn't ask for money you brought it upoh sorry am i playing the "oh see i knew you were a liar" game when you played the "abloobloo i have cancer and im so sad :(" card while lying and not having cancer on an anonymous imageboard? oh damn i must be the bad guy for offering to give you 10,000 USD if you proved what you were claiming in this thread :(. it can't be that you're a fucking pathological liar that probably does this to everyone around you at all times right?
Buy those shares quick, it's going to moon fast.
>>546085997Faggot I don't want your money give it to the beggar.I'm white and I'm a rare case study under 7 specialists active care.There's a picture of a vascular surgery I had in april because retarded doctors thought this would be my cure.
>>546086064>I'm white and I'm a rare case study under 7 specialists active care.1. you don't look white, at all. 2. that isn't cancer.so i was right and you're lying, especially confirmed since you posted your brown fat scar as some sort of proof of the bullshit claims you made earlier. browns usually don't understand this sort of thing, so i feel bad for you. again if you admit you're brown and post proof you'll get $5,000 USD
>>546085737>>546085774>so jeetarded had to reply to me twiceembarassing...now go back to india shitboi
>>546083250These things could have been solved yesterday amd many days before
>>546086034Fuck youI was talking and you are the one who started demanding I prove my own fucking true existence, kill yourself.>Oh I'm the bad guy that I troll and bait a cancer patient.It's in my fucking skull nigger would you like to see my cervical lymph node CT scans and ultrasounds as well.Again I never once asked for your help I'd rather die than take money from a jeet especially some nigger canadian.
>>546084602>>546085912but that 20 year old contrarian infograph comic I read on 4chinz..
>>546086092>prove your white>proves i'm white>SEE YOU DON'T HAVE CANCERI'm not giving you my information so you can make fucking begging threads you scamming jeet faggot.
>>546086126>embarassing...now go back to india shitboisorry mate, your skin is brown, you are fat, and you have a nasty scar from specifically BEING a fat fuck your whole life. you know how easily people with cancer can prove they have it?>>546086139>It's in my fucking skull nigger would you like to see my cervical lymph node CT scans and ultrasounds as well.yeah that would've worked instead of pretending to be angry and offended like a woman. again i'd only give 10,000 if you prove you're white, otherwise it would be 5,000.>I'd rather die than take money from a jeet especially some nigger canadian.why would someone offering you 10,000 dollars simply to prove your race and condition make you so angry? hmmm its almost like you're a pathological liar and have no way out of that conversation rationally..
>>546086064And you STILL smoke
>>546086192>>546086064so just so we're all aware.this is BOTH your proof that you're "white(looks brown as fuck to me) and a big scar on your stomach which is most common with heart conditions(aka you're a fat fuck and have faced repercussions)am i wrong there? what am i missing? again prove me wrong and i'll send it no hesitation
>>546086205pablo doesnt even clean his fucking blankets, pig disgusting
>>546086205I'm dying lol it's incurable it's adenoid cystic carcinoma, and that was after a failed emergency surgery that worsened my condition who gives a fucking shit, my lungs don't have cancer.Came from abnormalities from being a fucked up infant who should have died, they were pulling necrotic infections out of my skull until I was 10.That surgery was to correct 1 abnormal anatominal variation I had, as I said I'm a very rare case study with multiple problems the biggest one being the carcinoma.Was growing way before I was a smoker.
>>546086259>>546086245Scamming jeet bigmad I didn't finish giving him my fucking medical information so he could turn around and spam it with "PLEASE HALP" for 2 months here.I'd rather die than give you even a remote chance of doing such a vile act, you're clearly a sick piece of shit.
Sorry, we couldn't cure cancer but here is a cat video.
>>546086245I hope some nigger digs ups your moms grave and throws her into the river after violating her jeet nigger.
>>546086308>Scamming jeet bigmad I didn't finish giving him my fucking medical informationuh huh, so you were diagnosed with cancer, but that DAMN DOCTOR just didnt give you the proper documents right?>I'd rather die than give you even a remote chance of doing such a vile act, you're clearly a sick piece of shit.you probably will, but itll be because of diabetes instead of cancer, maybe suicide
>>546086334saved
>>546086336see what happens when you poke holes in a pathological liars web? lmfao, for what its worth, im very glad youll die poor and bitter and brown
>>546083250what he means is he has a way to monetize these even harder
>>546086344>see guys I'm gonna virtuefag while trying to steal this suffering mans information so I can scam you guys>REEEEEEEEEEnigger you don't even have 5 cents clearly if you're fishing for real peoples problems to scam with, I'm not retarded.>I GOT THE PROOF OF WHITENESS NOW IF I CAN BAIT HIM INTO GIVING ME PROOF OF CANCERYou're vile and I hope someone reminds you how life will turn on you, nobody escapes samsara jeet even you know this.
>>546086412is it easier to type paragraphs of seethe than to post a diagnosis letter?
>>546086126post hand nigger who literally was too retarded to understand a joke. the dog fucker is right
>>546083250There’s already a cure for cancer. Jalapeños. Aka capsaicin. Picrel.
>>546086064beggar is white unlike you though>>546086344>>546086361ill take the $5000 if you dont mind, for white but not cancer afflicted.Will take the full 10k if you feeling generous, cause i WILL get cancer at this poverty rate
>>546086495
>>546086471>>546086484>samefaggingAs I expected discord scammers, you guys never left just left /biz/Sad, disgusting behavior and good riddance to 4chan if it means eliminating niggers like you from thriving in anyway.
>>546086499You're retarded and I've also got your information you posted on /biz/ in 2024, that faggot is fishing for scamming information because he's desperate, like you.I'm actually someone legitimately suffering, who did not once ask for fucking money in this thread yet being treated as a pariah for dying lol.
>>546086564>>546086520>look how much he cries when people point out he's a pathological liar
>>546083250Uhm akshually it's two more weeks.
>>546086499cut your fucking coke fingernails you dysgenic freak.
>>546086564nice, what did i post on /biz/ in 2024? i have shitpost so much i cant remember
>>546086633nah, theyre useful. you would know if you ever worked with your hands, kike
>>546086617>umm yeah actually pathlogical liars have their organs skeletonized for funziesYou're a nigger and we had this same conversation three days ago, how I know what you're doing, you're fucking going insane because you know if I give you my diagnostic paperwork you're gonna run over and make givesendgos and spam /pol/ nonstop.Not gonna happen jeet, not today.
>>546086642your passport with your name birthday face and ID.And It's in my saved folder.
>>546083250And if all of those are not fixed in time we kill him?
>>546086674>You're a nigger and we had this same conversation three days ago,very normal for a weird pathological liar to create new webs to try to save his previous lies>you're fucking going insane because you know if I give you my diagnostic paperwork you're gonna run over and make givesendgos and spam /pol/ nonstop.huh? it's not very hard to post the diagnosis with everything else blurred. i mean... unless you're retarded and brown :/
Wow let me give money to your totally legitimate IPO!!°
>>546083250can it cure incels?
>>546083250>nuclear happening>jew tells more liesThe chink couldn’t keep his 3 inches in his leather jacket so the controlled demolition has begun of the ai bubble.
>>546086737I told you already jeet you're not getting my diagnostic workup, to a jeet that's a goldmine for scamming.How desperately in the hole from gambling are you nigger?
>>546083250how is that a happening whatsoevereven if he wasn't full of shit it's 7 years from nowis this a fucking bot just using terms randomly in an attempt to fit in
>>546083250Yeah, go outside for a jog and stop taking TRT.
>>546083250>1pbtid>memeflag>bold claim with no source
>>546086777>I told you already jeet you're not getting my diagnostic workupthen why are you still seething and responding, essentially whining about me offering to give you cash to actually prove your weird mentally ill life?you DO know you can edit a paper and blur whatever is sensitive but still prove you have cancer right? and you realize what you posted was a picture of your fat fucking gut with a big ass heart disease scar, right?
>>546083250/pol/ has the shittiest happening threads
>>546083250https://youtu.be/_qS6c4bxmjY
>>546086737Your jeeta moms grave still smells like curryshits.I hope the cancer you get is 50x more painful and I hope she suffered slowly, and she sucks kike dick in sheol.
>>546083438baldness is 100% related to bad circulation and the beginning of arterial disease, often too much plaque building up in the arteries near the scalp, not DHT/testosterone abundance they've known that baldness is one of the first signs of Coronary Artery Disease since the 70slumbrokinase and nattokinase can possibly help
>>546083250>invest in my company!!!why are dumbasses still listening to these faggots?
>>546086848a bloo bloo poor brown retard is crying because he can't pretend to have cancer anymore on 4chen =(
>>546086892You'll be drowning in kike cum but I know you jeets fucking love kikes so won't be much of a punishment.Go jerk off your faggot cokehead argentinian scammer.
>>546086924>You'll be drowning in kike cumlike you are right now?>I know you jeets fucking love kikes so won't be much of a punishment.arent you literally brown, fat and dying of heart disease? kek, every actual white person knows your gut is a fat brownoid gut, sorry lad>Go jerk off your faggot cokehead argentinian scammer.kek but you're the one lying and pretending to have cancer, and pretending to be white on 4chan, why?
I mean, its very possible we have all the data that could help us cure this but due to the volume of Knowledge required, it might be impossibile for human doctors to know it all. But theoretical answers still require practical use
>>546086949Found a pic of your mom.Okay jokes over, I'll post my proof but you gotta hand over your proof of whiteness first, and your face with a timestamp.
>>546086980mind if i save this?
>>546086980you already did though my white brother!>>546086064see your fat brown gut there? you're half way to it, you just need to post your cancer proof or, like i suspect, you're a grown (brown) man with the mentality of a 16 year old girl who wants attention
>>546087002Actually I do mind.
>>546083585He's talking about Jews, lad.
>>546084792Steve Jobs
>>546083585>over 200...then don't bring a knife to a gun fight. transcending limitations of biologically based therapies renders the distinction quite fucking moot. does the trash man need to sort trash for the purposes of collection? no. it's already been sorted in a decentralized manner. we are limited by our tools not by engineering principle.>tag it>bag it>profitoh and btw, this was solved over a decade ago...
>>546087006Schrodingers jeet, is the white man actually brown and is he lying, even though he's got a massive surgical 15 inch fresh scar here.Hrm you're a real retard aren't you, if i give you my diagnostic workup you aren't gonna give me a dime, instead you'll claim to be me, and spam all these poor fuckers with my fat gut and 500 vpns until some retard gives you 20k.
I also declare I will cure cancer, Alzheimer's, heart disease, baldness, amblyopia and mental illnesswheres my trillion dollars?
>>546087063>is the white man actually brown and is he lyinghmmm lets look>>546086064do you think that is what white people look like? and why do you think heart disease is cancer and use it to try to manipulate literally anonymous people?>instead you'll claim to be memate not even you want to be you.
>>546083250Lmao the AI companies really are crashing. The desperation you see in the news these days
>>546087076Ask the "canadian" he's got 200k for you.
>>546083250Comeback in 7 years retard.
>>546087100>heart diseaseyou don't split your pelvic to your sternum for heart disease retard, your hearts not in your crotch.
>>546083250will it also cure white hair because of stress?
You know it's bad when memefags are shilling on /pol/
>>546083250FUCK UP THEY COME WITH A COVID VIRUS FIX SAME AS HIV FIX...WHEN ARE THEY GONNA CLEAN IT ALL UP.AND WHY DONT THEY TALK OF CURING HIV GOD SEED VIRUS.
>>546087103i love making degenerate brownoids seethe so hard they cant help but respond to random posts seething.you will always be brown and poor, and hopefully soon your fat gut rumbles in the night and two weeks later they find your body. have a good night buddy =)>>546087120>I HAVE A RARE CANCER>turns out he just had a surgery for heart problemsKEK, nighty night retard, you will wake up tomorrow brown, fat, ugly, AND poor because you decided to be a pathological liar instead of saying the truth, lol, lmao even
>>546087120If you would be curious why they split me open it was for a genetic defect on my left kidney renal vein connecting to my heart and my fucking balls, and it failed which is why they had to split me open was suppose to be a minor surgery.
>>546087143lol this fucking nigger is the same scammer who got all upset I was talking about my surgery the other night, how I know it's you and how I know you're just trying to bait me into a ban like you did then, sorry you didn't get your diagnostic workup to scam others with.mister bleeding heart kike faggot lol.Why didn't you give your faggot buddy 5k like you promised huh?
>>546083250>2 more weekskek
>>546087143>proof of whiteness>see he's a scammer guys>never asked for a dime>has proof of a major fucking abdominal surgery still doesn't use it to benefit himselfYou do realize anyone with two brain cells can see what you're doing right?
Just a reminder never talk, help, or benefit anyone on this board who isn't using an american flag, american flags are very hard to fake, but jeets can flip to other countries easily, all canadians are scammers here, anyone without an american flag is 99% chance a kike scammer or jeet.That's my public announcement for today, also fuck tranny jannies for not swiftly killing stupid retarded threads made by these samefaggot niggers.
>>546083250>2 more weeks. AI editionno way lmao
>jeet bigmad now spamming the catalog to stop anyone seeing his failure.MAJOR izzat loss ITT.
>>546087373while i agree that canadian flags are 95% jeets and 5% chinks, you are a retard believing that USA flags can't be visajeetsthe USA is under active jeet invasion by jeets who aren't there to work but to shit in the middle of the street (both physically and spiritually)wake up faggot
>>546087548Memeflag I've been split from my dick to my sternum i got cancer behind my eyeballs in my sinus tract, I got failing kidneysI ain't gonna be around for more than a year tops, I have no concern over your worldly affairs, why I didn't jump at the bit the first offer someone throws at me, I do not give a shit anymore.Also you're retarded.
>>546083438Anon, baldness is also an old boomer disease.
>it cures cancer>it cures aids>it will give you 3 wishesThis is a scam and must stop.
>>546087777Genies are real.
>>546083438Unironically
>>546083250>guys GUYS>AI market is totally not imploding because of some chinese pussy>like its going to solve EVERYTHING
>>546083438No it isn't just stop having shit genetics. All the old people on both sides of my family die with full heads of hair.
BUT HEAR ME OUTWE NEED TO KILL OFF AT LEAST 3 BILLION PEOPLE FIRSTTHE DATA CENTERS NEED WATER
>>546083250even if true they will never make any of that available to the average goy like you or me. well, the baldness one maybe for a monthly hair subscription.
>>546083250Damn... I picked a bad time to grow a giant baseball sized lump on my collarbone.. I don't think I'll be around in 7 years.
>>546088929if it's above your collarbone that's actually a good sign.
>>546083250I pee on ma ballz
how about you eliminate jock itch my cock is on FIRE
>>546088964Unfortunately the top of it ends at the collarbone.. it extends some below it right above my heart.
>>546088929I'd probably assume it's a lipoma or cyst before cancer, just because that doesn't sound lymphatic nodes usually are on the skin/muscle versus bones themselves.
>>546083250>in less than 7 years>It's literally nothingCongratulations 1 post by this ID
>>546089009I'd goto an ER dude just have it checked first, could be a fatty cyst I had one on my sinus tract above my eyeball it hung over my right eye, before I had insurance I just took a knife to it and it took hours to drain it, hardened mass with protein filled inside it.Bodies are disgusting.
>>546089089Do you have1. night sweating?2. weight loss?3. organ pain? mostly in the left flank region (spleen)be the first questions I'd ask.If you have the spleen pain and sweating goto an ER tomorrow they can't go against you really financially, and if it's nothing you'll have peace of mind and can probably incise and drain it forever.
>>546083250>Anthropic CEO declares cancer, Alzheimer's, heart disease, baldness, amblyopia and mental illness will be cured in less than 7 yearsThey will never cure shit. These shitty AI's can;t solve simple mathematical and programming issues
>>546089198who the fuck is going to pay to cure like 4 billion people of all that shit? Those will be things of the past for billionaires, YOUR life will not only not change, it will steadily decline.
