You know, I bought a SodaStream. A perfectly innocent purchase. You want sparkling water. That's it. You're not making a political statement. You're not joining a movement. You just want bubbles in your water.But then I looked at the box.Made in Israel.And suddenly, I have questions. Serious questions.When did this happen? How long have we been living in a world where you can't even carbonate your own water without becoming entangled in Middle Eastern geopolitics?I thought I was buying an appliance. Apparently, I was participating in an international arrangement. Israel is now occupying territory in my kitchen.And here's the really interesting part: nobody tells you. Nobody mentions it. You're just standing there, filling up your little bottle, pressing the button, listening to the machine go pssshhh, completely unaware of the geopolitical implications of your beverage.It's water. Carbonated water. And somehow, it's become a foreign policy issue in my kitchen.I wanted sparkling water. Instead, I got a Middle Eastern entanglement, a foreign policy briefing, and apparently, a subscription to the Abraham Accords.At this point, I'm afraid to check where my refrigerator was made.
Kek
>>546106254kek, because it's true.
You can buy my farting water for free
>>546106254You know my refrigerator does look a lot like Sarah Silverman hmm.
>>546106254>Soda stream made in israelHang on, really? Makes sense though, they get all their money from the carbonation refills.
>>546106619And they’re familiar with things being gassed.
>>546106254Once I learened about this, I got a no name sodastream clone, cut a hole in it, then i fucked it. Actually I want online and got a $20 adapter then drove into town and picked up a can of food grade O2. It would last me about 3 months for a 10lb can.
>>546106803Learn to write
>>546106254go back to the old ways. plenty of old stock made in america floating around still, though most are hip to the fact that something made 20 years ago will outlast something made today. learn to live without jewish luxuries. support local businesses who dont stand with jews. its literally easy. you can call, usually monday mornings, and get the owner themselves or a boss high enough up to get the owner. and then you just straightforwardly ask them out right. no? cool, you got my business and I'll tell everyone to shop there. you do? just politely say thank you and then tell the boys to do what needs to be done. hopefully after they rebuild, the jews are gone, and some white family can take over. rinse and repeat with niggers, chinks, etc.mafia tactics are the only way out of this. never use technology, and never trust anyone you havent known prior to 2016.
>>546106548ytmnd
>>546106254Wait until you learn about China.BDSers are retarded, as are any types who support tariffs or sanctions.A trade is not a gift, it is not charity, nor support, you get what you want and they get what they want.That is all.No statements made, no positions taken; If Palestinr makes something i want i buy it, if Israel does i do too, if Russia or Ukraine do it's the same story.Competence has no political color except that it despises the liars, hence the nigh universal contempt for the woke.
>>546106254>>546106619https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/03/27/471885452/when-500-palestinians-lose-their-jobs-at-sodastream-whos-to-blameYes, boycott them cause the employ arabs lol
>>546106376I bet you guys sell farts in a jar to us
>>546107048...If you want them anyone will sell those to you.
>>546106254This is a good thread
>>546107024>Muh chinaDefault shitskin cope for jew animals.Fuck off you disgusting shitskin monkey.You have no right to make shitskin noises in human spaces You fucking disgusting jew ape.
>>546106920>>but i poop from there>>NO RIGHT NOW YOU DONTalso>SNAPE KILLED DUMBELDOREman, I miss the ytmnd days.
>>546107122You’re welcome.
>>546107187Why doe chibks in canada defend china so much when its obviously such a shitty place that you left it.
>>546107187>t.inbred paleshitnian
>>546107187Thanks for revealing yourself i guess...?And then you wonder why the world just shrugs at you in practice.Free Palestine!There, you've had your verbal tribute, now scurry.
>>546106254You need to add a couple of "what is that" and "no seriously !what is that??" >cackles
>>546107758Will update for next time.
>>546106254Does it also say: "made by jews and muslims working side by side"?
>>546106254If you buy a soda stream it's the ultimate scam business honestly. A new gas tank is 30 bucks here. It makes 20 litres of sparkling water. Okay then. At the grocery store a 1.25 litre bottle of sparkling water is 90 cents. It's cheaper to just buy sparkling water bottles and not have to fuck around with a scam machine
>>546106254If you look up kegland dot com dot au they make home brew beer equipment they made a cable that screws into a soda stream and you attach it to a 4kg or 7kg or 20kg c02 bottle so it will basically last forever
>>546106848>memeflagApologies, Ramamandeep, I wrote my reply for actual humans. I will do the needful for you next time SAAAR
>>546109030it's 20 for the adapter online. it's a strange thread spec I think is used only for food grade CO2 bottles. You can use any kind of sodastream clone, no need to give them a single fucking penny.
>>546106254your refrigerator?afraid?really?are you retarded?be a man!for once!
>>546109991>Instead of buying Sodastream bottles 35g of c02 for 30 bucks>Buy this cable for 20 bucks and use a 20kg c02 tank instead that costs 60 bucks per fill You're a retard if you can't see the difference 20kg c02 vs 35g c02 what difference do you think there is
>>546106254There's an entire episode of Seinfeld in here somewhere
>>546111380what the fuck are you even talking about, prison islander?The difference is not having to drive to the store ever week to buy israeli co2 cans. The 10lb can (3kg not 20kg learn to fucking read) will also supply the maximum amount of carbonation that can't be reached by the baby goyslop bottles
>>546112222You replied with rubbish about my adaptor that allows you to connect to any size c02 bottle shut the fuck up retard
>>546112529pure fuckin retard, Bruce. your picture shows a SODASTREAM, when you can use ANY brand of bottle filler and connect an adapter to it
>>546109030>still using sodastreamNah
>>546106803>>546108412>>546109030>>546109991>>546112222 checked>>546116185You can make sparkling beverages with a ginger bug. It’s like a sourdough starter for drinks. Water keffir is also an option. Look them up if you’re curious. Kvass is also sparkling.
>>546106376Retarded fart water merchant
