No more emails for you
>>546111466Hacker or jeets in yesterday's update. Fuck Microsoft. Full employment for jeet bullshitters posers pretending to be engineers.
Is this why my outlook doesn't work
>>546111747one of the reasons yes
I am not seeing problems. Are you sure?
>>546112077That's because you are in india its only affecting real countries
>>546112077Poo in the. Loo
>>546111466Microsoft was already malware
>>546111466That's not news-worthy.
>>546112200But saar, I am bloody Java CEO, saar bloody fuck.>>546112311I cannot, saar. Toilet witches, saar.
>>546111466Source?
>>546111466I have their micropenis account for logging in into minecraft
>>546111466Microsoft is so Jewish now it's basically another Yahoo. I can't believe the goyim animal slaves still use this shit
Bump, I thought this was the first world.
>>546111466It's down, but I wouldnt expect many on /pol/ to know this because the majority are fat gay unemployed losers.
>>546112367Can confirm My email isn't loading up. Too bad it's the email that goes down and not the credit card debt servers or anything useful.
>>546111466It's the fucking jeets and their vibe coding bullshit.
>>546112367https://downdetector.com/Here retard.
Saar...do the needful and reboot your PC saar
>>546112601I just said this, ffs Iran take down servers that actually help the goyim. This is just gonna be a minor work related inconvenience from bottlenecked email requests.
>>546112748It's not Iran, it's not Russia, it's not China, it's not even ai. It's jews and their satanic golems.
>>546112748This is just the beginning retard. All corporate software is being decompiled right now by AI.
>>546111466my dad works at microsoft
Someone redeemed the code saars
>>546112844Why do you think the Jews are so pissed at Jensen?
>>546112542The most bizarre thing about Microsoft is how laggy their website(s), and login process is. It doesn't matter what device I'm on, or how powerful. But their sign in process is so fucking painful, convoluted, and out of date. It should be straight forward, but there are hyperlinks to all sorts of recovery, sms, passkey jargon. The time between pages takes several seconds to load whereas other websites have had instantaneous page loading for like a decade plus. This is also even more insane considering Microsoft has several hundreds of billions of dollars in servers.
They always go after my mail, this has become an habit
>>546112987Enjeetification
>>546111546Last time it was a jeet code update.
>>546112987Microsoft is too jeeted to survive the AI apocalypse. They’ll have either rewrite Windows or repackage Linux as Windows.
Microsoft fucked up, and have been doing for a pretty long time now.
>>546111466Some of us are trying to get work done over here you fuckers
>>546112589HEY! I'm not fat.
>>546112077saar no problem you just have to give me your credit card info and we can dig in to this problem
idk if anyone realizes this but OFFICE is responsible for like 80% of companies workflowsMy fortune 250 company is at a complete standstill right now. SELL HARD the market will correct soon
>>546112814>>546112844What if it was Jenson guys? What if he made backdoors into every chip and decided to execute some code to fuck with Microsoft's hardware and servers?
>>546111466yeah, i stopped working for the day
>>546113165sending emails all day long is not work
>>546113242saar, I only have Google Play cards, saar bloody fuck bloody. I have not redeemed.
>>546113327Well why is it so aggravating when you get one?
>>546113327I need outlook because everyone in charge is too fucking stupid to use github. Fucking boomers man.
>>546113327im more of a documentation/requirements kind of guy so everything is either email, excel, or a loop page. all 3 are down entirely
>>546113304honestly, thats why i have the time to be posting here right now kek
>>546111466Who actually cares? A world without the internet and technology would make things exciting and vibrant again. The cyberpandemic threat just sounds too good to be true.
>>546111466Not just Microsoft.. It may indeed be happening. Not really.
>>546111466
Weird one of my rigs drooped internet connection, no reason, restarted and it was back.
>>546113634>>546111466
>>546113569everything is going down rn. Surprised nobody is talking about it yet. Downdetector is a spike for just about everything. im sure 4chan is next. it was fun talking with you guys.
>>546113569>XThe worst of humanity are usually contained there. I wonder if this is linked to the latest starlink scandal.
>>546113750yeah thats what I said
>>546113327communicating to others who also don't work about how those without emails should conduct the actual physical labor
>>546113102Everything is still built off NT. Remember windows NT? There are remnants within the modern OS. You'll still find random NT era dlls. There are parts of windows that White men created, and have never been improved upon, because they are near perfect.
NOO FIX IT CLAUDE FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING YOU ARE THE BLOODY
>>546114165No, that's called a dependency, not "it's so perfect because muh mustard race".
>>546111546Keks>elite human capital SAAAAR
>>546113786>im sure 4chan is nextWhen 4chan went down because of that php hack I was sad. I like you guys. This site is funny asf. Twitter is pretty cool too, I just can't tell niggers and jews to kys on twitter. Sometimes I forget which platform I'm on. Gotta be careful out there anons
>>546111466the last SQL server update fucked their own server and now they need to patch it asap
>>546111466ITS A TEST RUN BOYS. MUH BLUE WAVE
>>546114683>No, that's called a dependency, not "it's so perfect because muh mustard race".You didn't disprove anything I said ya dumb nigger. There are still NT dependencies that noone has been able to improve upon. >muh mustard racenigger, you're using our technology right now. You're using electricity. You're using the internet. I guess the last thing I should expect you to be grateful for is us sharing this technology. But then are you gonna whine about how we hate niggers, and shitskins? Which one is it faggot? You fucking shitskins are hilarious with this back and forth between delusional gloating and begging for acceptance.
>that one exceptionally smart guy took the early retirement offerthis is my theory. it is somehow related to the layoffs and aggressive downsizing goals
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'WE WILL SOON SEE THE VIDEO OF THE UFO LANDING IN HOLLOMAN (NEW MEXICO) Dan Farah’s suggestion that “next level” files could be coming. Guarantees UFO Disclosure By End of Year
>>546114683Are you retarded? Computers are built on pieces of code and subsystems designed decades and decades ago. Of course a complex electrical/computing device has code dependencies, wtf are you even talking about?
>>546111466MICROSHIT NIGGER ASS!
>>546115007I liked this movie. Amy Adams is great
>>546111466>buy skype>kill skype so people cant gave live comparison to your brand new Teams jerusalemwaredont profit?
>>546113327Procurement manager here. The world runs of emails nigger
Fuckin Mumbaisoft. Time to hire more dung eaters
claude, create me an perfect OS, make no mistakes, make it so it can send emails, thank sir
>>546111466my emails are just porn site related shit
>>546111747It was never "your" Outlook.
the """hack"""
Outlook was always shit.
>>546115746There was a time when we ran our own Exchange servers, god damn it!A better time.
Glad to see Indian competence at work again
>>546112844Implications of this are what?
>>546114683>um the code is dependent on other code so yeah, it's not perfectWhat?
>>546111466I wish someone would hack their source code servers. Imagine if some blessed individual leaked the entire windows source code with commit history, that is the ultimate hack.
>>546112987I have accounts from previous companies stuck in my authenticator app and teams, I had to do some real fucking around to fix teams
Look into RADCOM/RADCOM ACE, it's connection to Microsoft Azure and Microsoft 365. Not to mention the numerous times Microsoft has invested in Israel and unite 8200 companies
>>546111466I use Linux.
>>546116213>>546115042>Being locked into old software and never having to modernize is a GOOD thing! This is why Microsoft sucks. It's roots always sucked. Everything is a bandaid holding it together and making shiny. NT was garbage and it's still garbage.
>>546112844I hope my femdom prn is safe
>>546111747No because you are retarded and instead of using standalone Outlook, you are using monthly subscription ,whatever live 365 something or rather. Go find balls and buy yourself a license for an older standalone Outlook.
>>546117702.....you know outlook isn't an email server, right?
>>546112748>, ffs Iran take down servers that actually help the goyimBuddy, Iran has no hackers. Top hacking groups are in India (Pakistan), China, Korea and Russia. Of course, russian hackers wouldn't attack any US INFRASTRUCTURE, because they know this is dangerous and could lead to a military conflict. Who WOULD WANT CHAOS??? India, Pakistan, China. Korea. Who could HIRE THEM as agents of chaos , to get more power? Some foreign glowniggers, 100%.
>>546111466all i wanted was to get off work early i dgaf about this
>>546111466We have a fecal short on the mainboard.
>>546112844 >>546112905>This is just the beginning. All corporate software is being decompiled right now by AI.This is true, soon there won't be any serious need for corporate IP industry. Adobe Acrobat, photoshop would be free. Games would be free.MS office would be free, etc.
>>546112200based and kek
>>546113102>Microsoft is too jeeted to survive the AI apocalypse.> They’ll have either rewrite Windows or repackage Linux as Windows.Entirely possible.
>>546117941Top suspects are 1) Israel. and 2) Russia. Russia has far less to gain. If they blame it on Iran, then you will know who is behind it.
>>546118028kek
>>546117867Buddy. There is a Microsoft EXCHANGE email server that your Outlook desktop software is connecting, IF you are using any mircosoft email products.IF you are NOT using any ms email addresses, such as Live.com, Hotmail, microsoft.com etc.If you aren't using any of these, you can connect Outlook to any POP or SMTP email server.
release the porn files and links.
>>546113634>jeets did that.
>>546113327>All the seething fag's replying to thisKek look at how the truth enrages them
>>546111466Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate Microsoft. All of their software fucking sucks. It all lags all the time and the only reason I would ever consider using it is for the purposes of software compatibility.WHY THE FUCK IS THE CURRENT OPERATING SYSTEM STILL JUST A BOILERPLATE COVER FOR AN OPERATING SYSTEM THAT'S OLDER THAN I AMYOUR FUCKING SETTINGS DON'T EVEN TRANSLATE BETWEEN MENUSYOU INVENTED POWERSHELL SPECIFICALLY SO THAT EVERYTHING WOULD RUN ON IT AND IT'S STILL WORSE THAN BASH.WORD CONSTANTLY GLITCHES OUT AND SLOGS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKERWHY IS THE FREE SOFTWARE VERSION OF YOUR PAID SOFTWARE BETTERFUCK
>>546113327women's daycare give them money for sending emails all day long
>>546111466rip micro$oftbill gays in shambles
works out dropping everything microsoft in 2021 was an extremely based decision.fuck that company I hope it now gets anti-trusted, legally, figuratively and objectively, into oblivion
>>546113569Should I buy some toilet paper on the way home today?
better take that fax machine out of the closet, blow the dust of and plug it in. And, god forbid, have to talk to someone directly on the phone.
>>546112987you can't even IP or domain restrict logins in enterprise. have to do it at your own edge. got hundreds of failed logins from bulgaria and kazakhstan and vietnam? sorry you can't block those countries or add IP netblocks. you can't even blacklist email domains from all those fake fly-by-night TLDs. microslop makes wildly unserious products. I only have to use some of them because of my job. nightmare.
Azure, Hosted Exchange, EtnraID...All centralized systems to foist control over your organization against its willMoving away from centralized IAM and services such as Microsoft, Okta, and others is the only sane solution.Unless you want to have your company taken over by jews
>>546117867found the retarded jewish foid itt
>>546114953there is no WEyou created shit, you have done nothing in your life, you amount to ZERO
>>546118219>you can connect Outlook to any POP or SMTP email server.SMTP is deprecated, anon
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>>546111466Today the cloud finally died. Good riddance. local hosting is the only way forward.
>>546119290Lmao is this bait.
business idea: hack atlassian and take down jira then publish a bitcoin address, so long as people chip in at least 2 bitcoin a day cumulatively worldwide they'll agree to keep it down
>>546112987open calculator in xp, me, win7, win10, win11 and look at the diversity over time. its truly enriching.
>>546119725This is what passes for a "business" in bongland these days?
>>546118832they're no longer compatible in most places/networks that dont run old school 1960s telephone exchanges. its a problem similar to using old as fuck modems. seems getting rid of old copper wire exchanges and was a misguided decision, like hiring poojeets to run your business. and just because banks said everything is now SI and cloud data n sheeit. how's that working out for everyone?
>>546119718It's really not bait. SMTP is deprecated. You're supposed to use OIDC tokens. Are you some jeet?
>>546114953He's using our fucking language.
>>546120194>saaar I homosexual microsoft employee please to do the redeeming nowlike the anon said MS Exchange is the server, Outlook is the interface, and youre being a certified nigger
>>546111466>Microsoft has been hackedthis happens every month.
>>546120922>redeem the updateI didn't redeem a fucking thing nigger. I don't even have outlook. Saar
>>546120194Wait what? How does OIDC built on top of HTTP which requires user agent aka browser to complete auth code flow even relate to binary SMTP protocol from '80s used to transfer email you, retard.
>>546120936It’s just a failed upgrade
>>546120998I'm not going to explain how to do your job nigger
>>546121050The only nigger here is you. Go suck tranny cocks on discord
>>546121157Go use SMTP authentication and see how it gets flagged by your security team. I don't care. It's not my problem
>>546121282You do realise there is no other way to transfer email over internet than SMTP. Looks like you havent heard of MX records too, did you.
>>546120992so why do you cry about it?
>>546119799>seems getting rid of old copper wire exchanges and was a misguided decisionI have been saying this too and people look at me like I'm crazy. If something happens that knocks out the cellular networks, people will be wishing they had a basic landline phone available that could draw power from the phone line. It's just a good idea as an emergency backup if nothing else.
>>546121551I'm not crying about anything nigger. I just think it's funny, saar>>546121461>You do realise there is no other way to transfer email over internet than SMTP.lol wow
>>546121799when it appears you are still crying about suhkdeep
>>546122050Crying about what nigger? I'm sitting here chillin on my couch. There is no factor in this equation where I'm giving a fuck about some chink like you texting me on 4chinz. Go neck yourself
Bill Gates is a nigger for making jeet a CEO of Microsoft, what the fuck was that guy thinking?
>>546111466Hire jeets and the wheels fall off the bus
>>546120194That's an authentic protocol. Smtp I'd a transport protocol. Oidc does not replace the actual mail delivery pipeline.
>>546111466Can you imagine how durable white software abstractions are that they've been able to keep running despite the last 30-40 years of jeet iterations? Unfortunately, the cracks are starting to show thanks to AI-accelerated jeets
>>546122213Security team kvetches about smtp. Don't ask me about it. I just had to replace it with something else
>>546111546This is the kind of shit that comes up when you lay off 60,000 westerners for jeets and halfassed AI.
>>546111466IM FREE
>>546122256You didn't replace smtp. You might have put in measures that make it more secure or changed authentication methods, but you did not replace smtp with something else.
>>546122328>You might have put in measures that make it more secure or changed authentication methodsThat might have been it too. I just remember the security team kvetching about muh smtpI'm pretty sure there are other methods of sending email. Oh well, not that it matters anyway. The former united states is gonna split up and there's not a thing anyone can do about it. Arguing about SMTP is retarded. I hope you're in a White area, unless you're a shitskin. We're not really gonna care much which method you're using for email soon. It's gonna be skin color is your team. :)
>>546122474Lol you won't do shit
>be me, sysadmin>microsoft changes their billing "experience">want to cancel old defender licenses>they are add-ons to our business prem licenses>you can't cancel them anywhere in the new jeeted "billing experience">they are literally legacy advanced threat protection from 15 years ago>make a ticket with jeet tech support>jeet replies after 5 days>"saar i need subscription id">there is no subscription id on billing page>"saar i cannot cancel without subscription id">use powershell and microsoft graph to acquire subscription id>10 days later>"saar that subscription id didnt work i will need to send it to engineer team"I hate microsoft
>>546113569All spiking at the same time. Sad all these supposedly independent companies are all plugged into the same place.
>>546122106>and then it posts another crybaby replygood one idiot
>>546122509You're not gonna do shit bitch. I already live in a White area. What are you? Some type of shitskin or a kike? You're bragging about being a drain on society because you're some kike? I'm not sure what the dunk is here>I'm a complete drain on society>you have to live around me!>I'm a fucking shitskin or a kike!Do you realize how retarded this shit is? You realize how you're a parasite scumbag? And this supposed to make me want more of you shitskins? Can you explain?
>>546112739What the fuck.
>>546122593I'm sitting here on my couch moron. I don't give a fuck about you chinks. I'm surprised you chinks can even see the screen with those slant eyes. >oh no, he's sitting on his couch relaxingshut up you stupid slant
>>546118115I bet the Russian govt computers running on windows xp and sending emails over exchange 5.5 are all still operating just fine
>>546113258it's like a holiday, i love it.
>>546122611Lol, you literally can't tell the difference between smtp and oidc. Go back to resetting password for your brown boss. Better hurry! You're ticket kpi's are looking bad!
>>546113242>picJeets work hard, but they're fucking morons so they work hard at fucking everything up.
>>546122730You're the one who lives around a bunch of niggers and other shitskins. Do you expect me to share my canned food and ammo when the whole thing goes belly up? Like what's your angle here? Is it delusional gloating? Is it sympathy? I don't give a fuck nigger. You're going to get eaten alive by shitskins and I'm gonna laugh
>>546122676>more crying now about muh bugmenoh my now cry some more faggot jfc. dont forget theres school tomorrow
>>546122861shut the fuck up chink. Go blind yourself with some dental floss
>>546112350>Toilet witchesKek
>>546113327
>>546123029Imagine going to war for this. Other than frog marching the jews and all these corporate HR foids to the front lines to die for jews. I'd be down for that, otherwise, get fucked kikes
>>546122902>PING PONG CHINK CHONG MING MONG YOU LIKEY FLY LICEand why are you such a cry baby bitch? it was bad enough you tried to flex your retard tier tech knowhow beforehand. >just on muh couch eatin muh curryso where intf did you acquire those moron level jeet genes? it's curiously weird stuff. is it by chance some unfortunate faggot induced AIDS?
>>546122817>Canned food>AmmoLmao I can't wait for ten years from now. You'll be a fat building help desk loser who will still by crying about how some day the storm will come
>>546112987>all sorts of recovery, sms, passkey jargonOh here come the tech bros to tell you how critical and wonderful is is to force everyone to use a "one time passcode" literally every time because multi factor authentication is so awesome, and don't you want to set up a passkey as yet another layer of bullshit to get through? Well what about listing your email and phone number and face scan and thumb print on yet another app that only serves 1 single purpose? They promise your data won't get hacked in a massive data breach next month. All of the above is a small price to pay for a basic word processor and spreadsheet software that have barely changed since 2002.
>>546123200shut up chink. I'll take some dental floss and blind you. You slant eye faggot>>546123215You're just mad because I won't let you have any. Fuck off kike. Hey, maybe your pet niggers will feed you? What're you gonna do bitch? You gonna go live amongst niggers? You gonna seethe more about my stockpile? Shut up you stupid jewish faggot. Of course you're mad. You are gonna get eaten alive by those niggers you protected, stupid faggot.
>>546123312Bro stfu this is so cringe
So what email do I need to switch to since Microsoft is dogshit?
>>546123361You are pretty cringe.
>>546113327telling the 1 mexican who can kinda speak english what you want the other slave laborers to do isn't work
>>546123434No u
>>546113278Delete this.
>>546123361>it's cringe to have an ammo and food stockpileShut up you stupid nigger lover. You gonna go cry about it to your nigger friends? What're you gonna do bitch? You won't do shit. I'm not the one who's gonna get eaten alive by niggers. Shut up you fucking kike. You know what's funny, you're the one who lives in some city with a bunch of niggers. That's funny as fuck. Just don't come begging for help when your pet niggers are eating you alive :)
>>546111466I don't use outlook. I just log into through the Xfinity email page like I always have.
