>>546112376>Microsoft down>4chan upWe can't stop winning bros
proud boys stand downstand by
>>546112376JEETED.COM
It's 2026 and shit that used to work fine in 2006 is now breaking with every update
>Shitter screencapgo back bot
>outlook down>teams still up, and I still have to listen to that FUCKING NOTIFICATION NOISE
I hardly use my email anymore
>>546112376Outlook is down every other week
>>546114195You can mute room notifications and/or just turn off the notification sounds. I feel bad for you guys that have to communicate with coworkers all day.
it's just run-of-the-mill hindu incompetence
>>546112376>relying on outlookNgmi
>loic>shodan.io
Thanks Vanderbilt
>>546112376Would it trouble you terribly to post your beautiful Mexibro titties please m’lady?
>>546112376WAIT I use outlook for work fuck What the fuck Jeet?
>>546112376The Reichstag building in Berlin burned down on February 27, 1933.Key Details• The Arsonist: A 24-year-old Dutch council communist named Marinus van der Lubbe was arrested at the scene and held responsible for the fire, though historians continue to debate whether he acted alone or if the Nazis exploited a false flag operation.• Hitler's Role: Adolf Hitler had been sworn in as Chancellor of Germany just four weeks earlier. While Hitler did not set the fire himself, he and the Nazi leadership immediately blamed a Communist conspiracy.• Political Impact: Hitler used the fire to convince President Paul von Hindenburg to sign the Reichstag Fire Decree on February 28, 1933. This emergency law suspended civil liberties (such as free speech, press, and assembly) and paved the way for the Nazi dictatorship.
I dont read mails but its funny seeing people wasting their time with it. I can always say i didnt get it and blame some company. Only boomers write mails. Call, nigger
>>546112376nothing will happen
>>546114728If you want to destroy a rebel cause, give them what they want
Straight to the database you go
>>546114122>Yes, automobile manufacturers are experiencing a significant surge in vehicle recalls, with total numbers climbing toward historic highs
>>546112376>CYBERPANDEMIC?more like jeet coding pandemic
>>546112376I don't know beaner, but I can't get my loans done and you're illegal friends are going to need to extend contract on those ITIN loans they got going comprende?
Dario and his out of control AI swarm just hacked Microsoft.
>>546112584I have literally not gotten any work done today after the DC shooting and now I can't even pretend to check my email
>>546112376Are companies really storing text documents in the cloud? Or does their shitty app just noch launch because the subscription check servers are down?
>>546112376Bump
>>>/x/43202183
>Mark Levin uses AOL>Iran hacks AOL>Mark Levin switches to Outlook>Iran hacks OutlookWell well well.Looks like the Woke Right was wrong again.Hold on, lemme get the Mark Levin apology form. I pre-checked the "Did not take the Iranian terror state seriously again" case for you.
>>546112584$php always wins at the end;
>>546112376Probably just a jeet coding problem saaar
Why would jeets and trannies do this?
>>546112376This is actually pretty fucked
>>546115081Hilarious kek
>>546112376We really are living in that time, like right at the beginning of a zombie movie where people are like, "hmm that's strange, they must be on meth", before they realize that they're witnessing the start of an apocalypse. Outages and hacks like this are going to be more and more common until it's all destroyed. I'd say screencap this, but it won't matter soon.
>Enhance Still waiting on those tit pics OP
>>546112376>cyber pandemic Unless this started in India, I simply won’t believe it.
>>546114122Anons we laugh but we’re fucked m8. Does anyone know the signal for when the SHTF???
>>546115230Damn OP kinda cute. Wood grape repeatedly.
>>546115214> hmm that's strange, they must be on methIf you think meth users are fucking zombies you’re already NGMI in the collapse
>>546115214Anon you forgot the old saying. The difference between fiction and reality, fiction has to make sense.
>>546115358> Does anyone know the signal for when the SHTF???The irl meetup place for /pol/ anons after everything goes to shit has always been Arby’s, so we can have lots of beef n cheddars and crack jokes about roasties. If Arby’s goes tits up you’ll know we’re truly fukt then Pretty much look for the dude with a bottle of whiskey in his hand, who’s wandering around outside mumbling about niggers, kikes, faggots and trannies. That’ll be me
Hackers..? You mean Outlook, Teams, Slack, Jira, and Confluence are all down for the indefinite future, oh no!! What's that..? A champagne cork? no you must've heard the wind or something.
Saaar You must redeem the server saaar
>>546114455gotta keep wage slaving to keep this cozy wfh job so i can jerk off to hentai when they're not pinging me
>>546112376I fucking hope so but nothing ever happens
>>546115214>Outages and hacks like this are going to be more and more common until it's all destroyed.Sadly this. Not only is more and more stuff being built on top of unreliable vibecoded slop that is unmaintainable, but every day we get closer to what I am sure is an inevitable outcome of "Some motherfucker makes AI Malware that designs its own AI Malware" unleashes an ever growing, ever evolving swarm of hacking bots that have no controller, no direction, and not central coordination of any kind. Just constantly reproducing, installing themselves on more systems, and churning out endless new variants probing as many sites as possible for weaknesses until they find one by brute force. It will be like kessler syndrome for the internet. Every interaction creates more malware, and any antivirus patch you get to stop some of them won't work on the rest of them because they are children of each other, not copies of each other. Until, eventually, the internet becomes completely unusable and the only solution is to bring the whole thing offline and rebuild it from scratch on an entirely different architecture, which only the techbros are in a position to do which means you now can only exist within their playpen by their rules and they fucking own you.
>>546115482That’s just because the kind of people who actually necessarily believe fucking narratives are profoundly retarded. An intelligent person understands CNN is a form of necessarily unreal retard entertainment just like something like Lord of the Rings is. Gandalf flying on eagles but forcing little foot hobbits to hoof it on a middle Earth Oregon fucking trail slog while he took first class doesn’t make any sense. An awful lot of narratives don’t make sense, that’s why they’re fiction. It isn’t reality or even an attempt at it.I get so tired of this hyper jewish narratives worshipping environment that’s been built and rolled out in the last 40 years.
Federal worker here. All systems are down. What can I do without muh computa?
don't caret. icloud nigga
>SHARTED.COM
Based Sukhdeeps
>>546112376Outlook bad? Or outlook good?What did the magic 8 ball say?And who TF uses outlook?
Biden's fault
Sources saying Outlook is stable.Please God.
>>546115230>>546115387are you people completely retarded or actually gay
>>546116337it's not gay to demand titties, newfag. lurk 20 more years before posting here ever again.
>>546115758>which only the techbros are in a position to dothats the thing, not even techbros could build internet from scratch today
>>5461123761-800-JEETEDI guarantee there are two dozen jeet "managers" scrambling to find a white to blame over this. Such is microjeet.
>>546116337Gay for you bussy bitch. Bend over.
>>546114479looks like a scene from the fifth element movie
>>546112376
>>546116428>tittiesthats a man, cant you see that? memeflag is correct
>>546112376Haha what a great day to not be in the office.
>>546112584Fpbp cant stop wont stop
>>546112376i wish my customers would stop calling me about this shit
>>546114479Going towards 2 billion people and there's not a single jeet that wants to start a waste management company and cleaning initiative and make billions of dollars? Employ millions of people?What a joke man.
>>546116864Cleaning up? That's negative izzat!
>Just push 5 updates a day bro
>>546112376> hire jeets > they hire more jeets> everything goes to shit
>>546116767fake news /pol/ told me trannies are a figment of my imagination and there's no possible way they would be behind all the shitty threads on this shithole
>>546112376Who the fuck uses outlook in 2026? Oh no is Netscape Navigator down too?
>>546114773Are you my boss? kek
>>546116864they tried and they fucking killed him for it. I dont have the pic. I had 4 meetings stacked today, but I needed them to happen so I can finish these products and get paid. Some fucking jeet did the needful somewhere and caused this. mark my words. Pure and utter incompetence, and I can say that because ive been forced to work with them. jeet hate is personal to me.
>>546112584We show them how high availability is done.
Also is this when we start telling how to fix microwave outlook you just have to go into system files and delete system 32 and it fixs outlook?
>>546112584Based!
>>546112584>4chan upremember, you are here forever
>>546116864that is job of dalit superior brahmins do not touch garbage saar
>>546115541Noted.Arby's is our safespace.
>>546117110>implying youngbloods know what file explorer is
>>546112376>cyberpandemicThe Internet actually makes me sick, every day.
>>546117020>Who the fuck uses outlook in 2026?Probably around a billion people. Most businesses for sure.
>>546118075Based Zuckerberg, hopefully he eats their babies
>>546112376We need 2 weeks offline to flatten the curve. Only essential workers are allowed online.
>>546114728I hate AI. Amoothest ride is over wing, shows over wing as yellow with slight bumps
>>546112376I'm sure hiring 10.000 more Indians will fix it.
wife just clocked out as this was happening, she's a closer.
>>546112376>microsoft fucks upGosh that's unbelievable, how could that ever happen>>546112584Based
>>546112376So THAT'S why it was not working this afternoon.TOTAL JEET DEATH
>>546112584Based.FPBP/thread
surely all the highly skilled H1B tech streetshitters can resolve this so boomers can access their phishing scams at work today
>>546114773Based Email is enemy
>Click empty spam>Empty spam>Checking email done for me today
>>546115758>kessler syndrome for the internetTheir hope is to have AI repair systems in place that can fix things as they happen, because humans won't be able to fix it fast enough. They basically want AI to prevent the internet kessler syndrome. But that's yet another one of those "I hope AI saves us" things.
>had like twenty important emails to get to people todayFucking Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here!
>>546115214>>546115482I bet Netanyahu and zios still have the vax effects in their back pocket. Effects weren't supposed to be instant, gradual as decade closes out, meant to literally weaken and financially cripple millennials so they can make swift work of zoomers. It's not as if the 2030 year hasn't been rumored. WEF is obsessed. Kushner flying around, penetesting their global hq formation and "bunkers"
>>546114425> every other weekSo, you're saying it goes down LESS than your mother?
>>546115758>implying the tech bros won’t be blamed and guillotined for ruining the internet
>>546114195Oh dear god SHES KILLING HER!!
>>546116864>make billionsThat'd imply there were demand for these services
>>546115358When the power is out for 24 hours, that's the signal to start rounding up pajeets.
>>546112376>scamjeet resets mail date to 1890>OUTLOOK DOWN>man on horse arrives with Nigerian scams on paper
>>546121641Verily, tis a letter from mine own forgot half-brother; the crowned prince regent of the Hausa territories.
>>546112376What nobody is pointing out is the fact that this is a fucking AI agent. Look at the sludge of verbal diarrhea, that is not a human thought process. They asked 60k people to resign and tasked an agent with debugging/fixing this issue, which it clearly isn't able to do.Technology is actually going to shit.
>>546123160yeah ai is great for diagnostics but i wouldnt trust it to implement fixes
>>546112376Shit is fucked.
