These fuckers are the biggest NEETs out there. How much money does your cat cost you per year?
>>546118430Lol cute little guys
>>546118430cats: Job is kill rats, mice, snakes. Greeks: Shit posts.
Nah, humans should take an example from catsBe more like the cat and napfuck the boomers and GenX pension funds, never pay in let them die and sleep more
>>546118430No you should get a job to provide for the cute kots.
>>546118430I work hard so my cat can have a better life
Finally talking about the real issue. No DOGS need to get a job!!!!! All cats already have a job: killer
>>546118430Around $800 per year.
>>546118430whats it like to have a cat?i only have a dog
>>546118430Dumb bastard eats a lot but he’s worth it
>>546118430Their job is to be cute. This is my kot
They should be exterminated I try my best to keep the population down
>>546118712It's comfy as fuck. They brighten my life. >>546118788no u kys
>>546118660>>546118750>>546118775These cats need hatsBuy cat hats
>>546118712It's like having a really funny boss.
Cats get by without the system
>>546118826What a distinguished gentleman
>>546118430they have a job (at least the outdoor ones): slaughtering hundreds of millions of songbirds each year
>>546118750That's a cool kot, he deserves it
>>546118826Cats that let you put shit in them are cucks
>>546118430I'm not a low T bitch so I don't have cats.
>>546118430They work the night shift.
>>546118788I think there is a cheap rope at the local hardware store so you can kys
>>546118430My cat kills rats and bugs in my house and beats the shit out of my dog (giant german shepherd mix) when she gets out of lineCats are based
My neighbor's cat cost me nothing except for a can of sardines every once in a while.
>>546118851My cat has been expensive with vet bills. I will get insurance for next pet.
there is a cat that comes by my backyard sometimes. yesterday i went out to greet him, i sat down and he came over to me and received pets and scratches. I leave water out for him but im worried if i feed him he will get dependent on me. He appears groomed and healthy and friendly so i feel like he has an owner.
>>546118430>How much money does your cat cost you per year?LALALALALALAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA EVERYTHING IS FINE LALALALALA
>Queen of the neetsI dunno maybe like 3 grand leaf pesos
>>546119212I didn't knew having a black female cat was so kino, bros. I was not in my plans to get one this year, but she invaved my home and my heart, so... Pic unrelated, not her.
>>546118430They do work, late nights as musicians
>>546118430They did. Tens of thousands of cats volunteered to join russian army in it's Holy Crusade against Globohomo in the Donbass.
Cats are the supreme choice of pet for the autistic
>>546119006Ai slopReal cat wouldn’t fall from the couch
>>546119422They hate Zlonsky too.
>>546118430thats the life we humans give them, its not natural. They know it, you know it. Thats why they seem lazy and get fat.>>546118552this is what cats are meant to do all day
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>>546119747>>546119779Based. Cats need outdoors and lot of space, not cuckboxes aka apartments
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>>546119610fluffy Murkinsky will win, glory to Murkinski
Like at this useless deadbeat who doesn’t even contribute to my mortgage
>>546118430their job is to wipe the ass of your subhuman social needs, all you do is shelter them, feed them, clean up their shit, they even shit in a convenient box full of sand for you, if anything, suffering your whiny needy ass puts you in further debt to them, fuck you
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>>546118552Both our cats are the most useless hunters known to mewkind. Every time I’ve seen them try to hunt, they have 0 understanding of stealth. They would die in the wild
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>>546118430Not that much, does a good job killing mice and the like.
>>546118430Cats were originally for pest control to stop the plague and save your food crops
>>546119422>>546119610>>546119747>>546119779>>546119860>>546119910>>546119971>>546119997They’re there to clean up the zigger carcases so Natasha won’t get her 1,000 rubles and 2 bags of cheetos in compensation
>>546118430rate my pride of cats
>>546119006AI slop. That couch should be destroyed with claw marks.
>>546118660Worth it
>>546119422I know for a fact that cats run the Russian government. It's that Toxoplasma stuff they spread around.
>>546118935>songbirdsPieces of shit start singing every day by 4 AM and get me distressed. Cats don't kill enough of them.
>>546120283WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES
>>546120283You should remove yourself from the lease/ mortgage/ownership of the house and enter the cats names, its obvious who is the primary resident, and its not you
>>546119971Gorgeous kot. She probably hates the smell of dead NATO mercenaries and their circumcised / bottom surgery bodies.
>>546120122They had no notion that cats and dogs could be for the purpose of preventing the plague. The crop thing, yes.One of the reasons the black death hit so hard and often is because people were killing the dogs and cats believing they were the cause. This of course merely made the situation worse.Dogs were also far more useful in protecting crops than cats were. Cats would do it whenever they felt like it. Dogs would do it because we wanted them to and they love nothing more than pleasing us. Cats dont give a fuck about you and will happily begin eating you even before you're dead, assuming you can't stop them, and even if they have food available and the ability to Ieave the home. Dogs will only eat you if it is the absolute last resort, and oftentimes would starve first.
>>546120283... imagine the smell
>>546120283>that chonky boy
>>546118826Lord Kot
I'm about to skin my 3 and turn them into mittens because THEY KEEP OPENING THE DOOR TO GO OUT AND WONT CLOSE IT AGAIN. and then when they come back in, they run full pelt at the door, headbutting it open again. They each do this 5+ times a day. I'm forever getting up to close the damn door, reeeeeeeee
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>>546118660Based.
>>546121030Cat flap, m8
>>546122472Got one downstairs, but we live in a townhouse and the main rooms are on the first floor. Need a cat slide.
>>546118552yeah man, sometimes they even share a carcass or bring random animal organs. the cats also show up with some fresh kills as proof of work.
He works from home. Pays for my acid and mushrooms. He's a good boy.
dogs have jobs, why not cats?
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>>546119358sadly, lost my first one recently. it was the black one, just showed up one day and rolled over on my feet. would get friendly head bumps as time went on. shortly before the health problems became apparent, another kitten walked into the neighborhood and did the same thing, followed by a feral. the feral is no longer a feral.
You guys ever notice how dogs are way better and people that own cats always wait cat urine smells all around wherever they go? I've noticed that and think cats are for weird faggots and dogs are what based people own.
He wants to be friends will all humans
>>546120014Its a problem of over domestication. I have barn cats that are fantastic for pest control.I purposefully select over time for bigass males (rat and snake killers as well as possum chasers) and slightly feral females. I feed them just enough to keep them around, but not enough to keep them satisfied. I rarely see a mouse in the barn, haven't had one in the house since I dont know when, and routinely see the males dragging rats in from the field
>>546118430My cats are mousers, they do their job well.
>>546123105Indoor cats are what you're thinking of. Barn cats are fantastic
current voidlet is a rescue from work, she fell from inside the roof into one of the wall cavities and got stuck until we freed her. now i'm basically her favorite person
>>546123105Kys. Cats rule, dogs drool
>>546118430Higher being like cats don't need a job
>>546119415How did that kot learn all the instruments?
>>546123105my dog fucking stinks, you can't wash the smell out of him
>>546120670the church said cats are evil so peasants like you would kill them, so that rats would overpopulate and spread the plague. You dont know how evil our rulers are. Everything you believe is a lie.A cat is a carnivore. You are meat. If the cat is starving , he is going to eat you.The fact a dog wouldnt, means its too domesticated, and has lost its natural instincts.
>>546123105I know a rich couple that has 7 cats and the house doesn't smell
Are cats the only creatures that despise and look down on humans yet are still loved anyways
>>546118430Cats live in the future. They already have UBI and robots (humans( serving them.
>>546124292All you have to do is leave a window or door open so they can come and go freely. That is the secret.
>>546118430They have a job and do it damn well.They make me laugh, and sometimes feel all fuzzy wuzzy cuz cuddles.its the wife that needs a job
>>546118430Those type of cats that are all white with spots are always lazy as shit. Fucking worthless cat genes and attitudes of entitlement. I bet they spill food on the floor too and shit in the corners. Black cats and tortoise shell cats are always the hardest workers. I only employ them.
Comfy thread. Rescued this cuddle bug when she was 3 months old and she's about to turn 3.
>>546118430The catim must get jobs and go in debt to make line go up. Jewish usury needs bigger fools more than ever right now.
>>546118430Cats already have a jobAnd for most of them it's a night shift
>>546118552My cat chased a mouse INTO the house once, the stupid bastard. Sometimes he doesn't even bother eating them. One time he ate the whole mouse, but for some reason left it's balls.
>>546118430SILENCE KIKE >mu kittehs should work like goyslaves NEVER, Kitneets EARNED their right to be lazy. They were worshipped as gods…GODS, know your place kike….know your place…
>>546118430Lol. Cats have it all figured out.
>>546124924That would be gay
>>546118430Cats domesticated themselves. They won.
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>>546118895This video has convinced me to lift weights get in shape and TKD
>>546125084>GAS THE MICE, MEOW WAR NEOW
>>546118430I once had like three cats at once. I bought them all nice cat beds one day, I was feeling generous. It cost a couple bucks, but whatever. Little fuckers slept in:cardboard boxesdirty clothes and coatspretty much everywhere *except* the expensive cat beds
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