Insider here,FBI has shut down Microsoft, for enabling massive corporate fraud on a scale not seen before.You saw it here first, screenshot this.tldr; The Feds have shut down Microsoft the same way they shut down SilkroadThe difference being that aliens from thirdworld shitholes, were en masse using Microsoft products to commit fraud in th USA and seeing as Microsoft had no foresight to prevent this, they are being shut downgg #FBI #Wins #Again10-0inb4 "how is this possible"Because they can't incarcerate dumb CEOs who can say "didnt know about the fraud"But seeing as the feds have backdoors in Regedit, boom there goest MSFT
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>>546119855how can i trust you?
>>546119855works on my machine
>>546119855>The difference being that aliens from thirdworld shitholes, were en masse using Microsoft products to commit fraud in th USA and seeing as Microsoft had no foresight to prevent thisI 100% believe this, but I am having trouble believing that the FBI is actually doing something about it.
>>546119990Because it's a repeat of several scenarios,Like silkroad and that Mexican Cartel boss who used iPhonesTh FBI has backdoors and then when courts ask them "how did you get this info?" they just nod.It has happened twice, they just pulled the plug on MicrosoftAnd this is the first timee it's not on a brazenly criminal entreprise (ie The Cartel)
>>546119855ok
haha get a load of this jeet
>>546119855Big if true. Total jeet death?
canadian knows he can get away with saying this because no one will bother to check if outlook works until we have to log back into work tomorrow which is when you should've done this joke, then everyone would buy it for the whole weekend
I believed you until this line>But seeing as the feds have backdoors in RegeditCome on now.
>>546119855nigger, the tldr is longer than the text
>>546120075All systems are down in America right now, might be different in EuropeFBI has no jurisdiction in Europe, but in America it's their land>>546120088You would be surprised, they always get involved, when it comes to computer-relted thingsNever commit a crime using a computer, they can always, and I mean always given the right time get anything from PCs
>>546120166Outlook is down for me.
>>546120280fine here
>>546120150It's true>>546120230It's true bro.They had a backdoor on all Windows 7 computers when Windows 7 was the OS used by everyoneMake no mistake, the FBI can do anything with PCs, if they wanted to share pics of you jerking off they could bro
>>546119855>the feds turn off the company that facilitates literally every corporate function in AmericaRecord level idiot shit right here, fuckin jeetleaf.
>>546120261Outlook has been down hours in bongistan
But what can I do?
>>546120261>FBI has no jurisdiction in EuropeFBI raided Kim dot cum weak larp
I came back from my 7km incel walk and now Microsoft is down and the Nvidia CEO was revealed to have a third mistress. I'm never going on an incel walk ever again
>>546120355Because you are in Europe, where the FBI does not control everythingIt's still down here
>>546120380>they wanted to share pics of you jerking off they could broNot if I do it first!
>>546120355The app works, but no mail is flowing.
FUN FACTOPs that start a thread with "insider here" are 100% fake and gay.everysingletime
>>546119855>Microsoft had no foresight to prevent thisthat was intentional by the jeetswhy wouldn't you admit this if you are really an insider?
>>546119855FBI doing something useful for once? Doubtful, it'll be back up in a few days I'm sure, I like the wishful thinking though niggerkun
>>546120355Not working here since this afternoon. Nothing loads.
>>546120394They got the UK servers down as well it seems>>546120398At this point I would recommend wearing a snapback hat with tin-foil taped to all of the sids, to reflect the FBI frequencies>>546120446Nvidia was a side-op by China, has nothing to do with the FBIThe FBI won't send super-spy-whores to fuck a CEO in AmericaThe FBI mainly uses backdoors on OS'sIn fact in every major case involving the Cartel; El Chapo, El Mencho, etc.. they always used backdoors in OS's people thought were completely safe
>>546120471They're fun threads though, I do miss the island cannibal threads as they were especially fun to bullshit with. They know who they are.
>>546119855retaliation for attacking nvidia
>>546120504It's gone for good.Take the website carderprofit for instance first it went down, then they issued 20 arrest warrants.Then silkroad, silkroad went down, 7 arrest warrantsIf they pulled the eplug on Microsoft, right now operatives are moving in and arresting people
>>546120446The time loop is expanding causing the world to fall apart and Mandela effects to happen each time you touch grass please stop!
>>546119855leaf jeet>rake
>>546120088This. The FBI is too busy protecting Epstein list people and pedophile cops.>>546120230>>546120261Look up Intel MINIX. Amd PSP too. All CPUs have network card ring 0 exploits. Feds can send a magic packet to any PC and instantly backdoor the CPU. Now you know why Intel randomly makes network cards along with CPUs.
>>546120826There appears to be something bigger brewing with all the tech scandals today.
>that spacing and that conspiracyHi plebbit. Slow day?Why throw shit here where no one cares? Better to shit up /v/ or some other board that might neck sweat over their windowns 11
>>546120909>windowns 11
>>546119855>The difference being that aliens from thirdworld shitholes, were en masse using Microsoft products to commit fraud in th USAI can attest to this. Unknown parties were able to send calendar invites to employees without consequence or oversight. Denying the request confirms your email, opening the door for further abuse/identity theftNot sure about the FBI shutdown though. Sounds fake and gay
>>546120539They will keep it down, it's over.The FBI has calculated that too many thirdworlders were using Microsoft to commit fraud>>546120486Because it wasn't supposed to be just jeets.The jeets issuee is a very serious matter but noone knows how to address it without sounding completely idiotic,But it is a problem
>>546120471wowo such deep insight, you are SOOO smart, thank you anon wow thank you sooo much, really !? i cannot believe it, someone going to the internet and talking about stuff in a way that is not like it seems to be phew what would we all have done without you, you truly have saved the day right here, i hope your posts goes viral, there must be so many people out there on the world wide web that do not know this. imagine how many more you could save !?
>>546120722Get fucked yeasty holed shekel collector
>>546119945>Insider Here - Trust Me>Doesn't know you can't "bump" your own posts.......okay. Cool story bro!>>546120261>All systems are down in America right nowKek. No. Not even. LMAO.The only thing you're inside is your own ass.
>>546120901>There appears to be something bigger brewing with all the tech scandals today.Smells a lot like jews consolidating theyr power on their almost complete tech monopoly that they either bought up or stole.
>>546120826It's not. Nvidia has nothing to do with this.Nvidia was China going after yet another Chinese exiled billionaire, think Wen Guo, it's national between Chinese peopleSince I'm not Chinese I don't really understand, but in China there is "the traitors" and the "Real Chinese"I know it sounds extreme but it's true
>>546121024>Unknown parties were able to send calendar invites to employees without consequence or oversight. Denying the request confirms your email, opening the door for further abuse/identity theftYes and its fucking insane a multi billion dollar company can't do BASIC security for an email+calendar app. This shit has been solved since the 1990s.
>>546119855This has notional security and economic impact. I doubt they would pull the plug on something that is vital to our economy. Wait a minute - is this the coming blackout? Ts this Trump's final play to shut down everything and round them all up while the world is on hold?
>>546120467Behold, the power of microservices. It doesn't work but technically it's not down.
>>546121039>Posted like some retarded femaleOh nos someone had their feels hurt in a fake shit posting thread. Oh wont someone think about the paid shills. How will I ever get noticed without my fake and gay threadsMaybe get fuckedGo treat yourself to a new horse dildo sweaty, if that makes you feel better
>>546120847It's not falling apart, but if the FBI pulled the plug on Microsoft you can bet your ass there was a room with PhDs in math and stats who calculated that it's time to take Microsoft out
>>546121263>It doesn't work but technically it's not down.I wonder if that's the angle they'll play when in court?
>>546120977I don't know shit about windows after 7 when I eventually switched to Linux.What are they up to now 12? 13? Fuck if I know
>>546121232>this Trump's final play to shut down everything and round them all up while the world is on hold?YES. That is why trump/q started the Ukraine war and Iran wars.Gas shortages means Jewish enforcers can't do anything. How can a pedophile cop arrest you if he isnt paid and doesnt have gas.A week of darkness while the military (globally) sweeps their nations for pedo criminals holding the world hostage.
>>546120858The FBI is not protecting anyone on the Epstein list.Because most of it was done off record, ie Epstein MADE sure to never use a computer, if only for 1-lin emailsThe FBI would LOVE to arrest everyone involved, but they could only grab EPSTEIN because it all occured on his propertyThink of every pimp who goes down in the Bronx, same story, just bigger
>>546120838Only time will tell, it would be more interesting if you were right and I was wrong I'll admit.
>>546121415Windows 11 literally maxxes out 16GB ram with outlook, notepad, and 20 Firefox tabs open. Meanwhile my Linux desktop only uses 16/64GB with Firefox + chrome open, LM studio, comfyUI at the same time.
>>546120901This is the first big hit, Microsoft will never go back upIt's the first time the FBI has gone this farBefore they only did this to the Mexican Cartel: El ChapoNow they're going after the big dogs; Microsoft
>>546121442sweet. I like this script. Is Jeremy Irons in the cast?
>>546119855Oh good maybe the popups begging me to subscribe to Microsoft Office 365 will stop. Can the glowies delete Bing, Edge and Copilot while they're at it?
>>546120909Conspiracy? We'll see who's a conspiracy when you're using Gmail to send national secrets because the FBI took down Microsoft!
>>546119855It’s just a jeet code upgrade
>>546121024The FBI shutdown Microsoft, it's bigger than you thinkYou sound like a comfortable mid-level employee, which is greatHowever the FBI needed to take out MicrosoftIf the FBI didn't take out The Cartel, who would be on heroin right now? YouSame thing with Microsoft
>>546121576>patriots are in controlKek sorry but this is the real world where criminals and 'evil' rule/win
>>546119855I bet Indians are involved. In fact, I guarantee it.
>>546121101t. trying to open his Microsoft email only to see Pubes on the screen, cleverly installed by the FBII knew it was FBI because initially, before the logo just refrshed ad infinitumThere was the FBI take down page, so I knw it was them
>FBI disrupting the economy for even .000000000000001 millisecond over corporate fraud Lol sure leafjeet
>>546121232Because the thirdworlders, ie all of Niggerland Are using Microsoft to steal your shitThe FBI wouldn't shut it down if they didn't absolutely have to, which means that thy needed to, to stop the third worlders
>>546119855The year has finally cometh...
>>546121499You will see, the FBI only does this when something is really serious. Ie they hav agnts on the grorund raiding Microsoft centers right now
>>546120380>if they wanted to share pics of you jerking off they could broOf course they can, I sent them the pictures. I'm the Larry Flint of /pol/ and send a daily picture of my junk to all the ALPHABET agencies.
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>>546120380Yes and my website, composed oh htnl, css, and javascript - doesn't even technically have an OS (serverless), has a virus, yes?KYS Jeet. You're not Canadian.
>>546122381Trust me bro if you send pictures of your cock to whitehouse . gov The FBI will literally come knocking on your door
>>546122268And is this outage going to affect your pornhub stocks rabbi? Lock up your shekels now or lose them
still on a hotmail email, where to even begin migrating 3 decades of accounts? and which email service? proton seems just as jewed
>>546122268>>546119855>Microsoft CentersHas nobody told you M$ has offices around the world?I'm sure China is cooperating eith the American FBI Right Now! to shut down "Microsoft offices".You clearly don't understand M$ has datacenters also around the world, you know, the data centers which host their cloud service.You're a fucking nonce and need to be 18 to post here.herbs
>>546122526Microsoft is gone forever bro, the FBI took them out
Still down at Peru, so copilot, Drive recently died.
>>546122590Gmail, but if companies and schools start using Gmail, then the FBI will take down Google
>>546122482Porn is sent to the White House and Congress every month for the past 30 years and there isn't shit they can do about it.
>>546121576>Microsoft will never go back upThis is retarded. It's like cancelling gas stations in order to prevent criminals from driving across state lines.The amount of damage to overall corporate infrastructure would provoke lobbyists into hiring a standing army to seize control of government institutions.
>>546122707Bro trust me on this call, NEVER send a photo of your cock to whitehouse . govNEVER
>>546122628>gone forever broCan you at least try to make your larps entertaining?
Wew.Outlook seem to be down globally ?BUMP
>>546122818Where else would I send it for a cock rating?
>>546119855Any company with a jeet CEO is corrupt. They need a jeet to do the fraud and take the hit if caught.
>>546122758Lobbyists are irrelevantDo you really think that the House or the Senate has anything to do with National Security in the USA?The FBI is for the best and brightest, they are the most highly trained people in the worldIf they took out Microsoft it's because it was time to do it
Wow
>>546122818Americans are obligated to do that on Penis Inspection day, actually.
>>5461228844chan janny will rate your cock. Post it.
>>546122937Yes but how does the FBI stop this?By taking measures like taking Microsoft out>>546122884Onlyfans
>>546122884>Where else would I send it for a cock rating?Consult 'ick on 'eck.He's a pro.
>>546119855nah, jeet, one of your shit-eating brethren was editing production again
>>546122943
>SAAAR IM LE INSIDER SAAR>SERVICE IS DOWN BECAUSE KASH PATEL DID THE NEEDFUL SAAR>Look inside>Fecaloid slaves at microsoft pushed straight to production and once again broke the internetAnd once again no lessons will be learned from this incident
>>546122594>AI Slop to articulate the point you're trying to make. Do better anon, quit outsourcing your brain.
>>546122705>Gmailthanks for playing rajesh
>Hello Saar, this is Jonny from Microsoft.
>>546119855I hope the Microsoft jeets keep the servers down until Saturday so I don't have to hand it in shit
>>546123168Gmail is the best email provider, however if it slowly becomes mainstream and all of the companies and schools start human trafficking on itThen the FBI will shut it down too!There should honestly be some sort of operation to reimburse everyone who is a legal citizen who has lost money because of the fraud from the thirdworld
billgatespieinface.gifhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJI7DIVm3OM
>>546123284Microsoft is gone forever
Q predicted this thread.
>>546119855Who's the planned figurehead replacement CEO?
There are two kinds of clankers in the world, avoid both.
>>546123300>Gmail is the best email provider>get locked out>zero support >lose everything Fuck Gmail pajeets and their scamming ruined it
>>546122628So why did they take your brain as well? is it just another of those bizarre jewish traditions in oft heard closed door hazing. I dont understand though why did you submit willingly
>>546123429There will be none, it will bankrupt itselfThe FBI will just disable the software, and boom the company will dissolve, noone needs their email or copilot apart from the Human Traffickers
BasedFuck USA.Milk that satanic whore.
>>546119855I logged off early due to this.Unfortunately I can't believe your larp.
>>546120380Reg edit though that doesnt make sense. Do mean intel IME or the lesser known admin shit you can do in enterprise editions?
>>546122943>Lobbyists are irrelevantYou're irrelevant
>>546122818Well now I'm intrigued... I'll have to test this.
>>546122824jews working minimum wage jidf shekel taking are dumb as fuck. And its a evidently a retarded attitude foid which is much, much worse
>>546119855>#FBI #Wins #Again>AgainFBI has never won anything in living memory
>>546123400checked, and I fucking hope sostill down in the US
>>546123039Simple, any company with a jeet CEO you investigate. Simple as. It's basically a flat out admittance of fraud being planned or executed. It's a fucking gift wrapped investigation.
>>546123556A thirdworlder living in Canada chimes in
>>546123556I think the other anon is right, this is an Indian impersonating a fed, and applying Indian caste politics to government agencies and corporations (FBI = Brahmin, Corpo = Sudra) that dictate total exemption from consequences
>>546123636This is correct, jeets are not to be trusted.Have you been to India? Poo everywhereAnd I mean everywhere, you can see MOUNTAINS of poo when the plain lands in Mumbai, MOUNTAINS
>>546123659why outlook and not teams? and this seems bigger than MS, Google, Azure, and a bunch of other things all went down simultaneously picrel was around 1345 EST
>>546123750Because teams is still needed to see how they will try to circumvent thisIf they took teams out, suddenly it would all go to pen and paperBut th FBI can monitor teams now and fully grasp who the Traffickers are inside of Miscrosoft
>>546119945>>546119855>Feds have backdoors in regeditWhat the absolute turbo fuck do you think that even means you brown posting nigger faggot
>>546123613It's never coming back up, once the FBI moves in, it's over.Do you remember Liberty Reserve?Before Bitcoin, they had billions, and now completely goneMicrosoft is over
>>546123849sort of makes enough sense. any proof it's TJD?I know everyone at work was shitting a brick kek
>>546123919what about Windows? do we all finally get to move to *nix
>>546123940Before Outlook became a refresh on a loopIt was briefly a 404 - FBI page
bumpppppppppp
>>546123994I had a 404 on a different site but I assumed it was linked to azure being kill. it is just a refresh loop>backlogged errors: None
>>546120099>And this is the first timee it's not on a brazenly criminal entreprise>Microsoft
>>546124103It's FBI bro, they're moving in
>>546123981the jewish thread foid doesnt know shit anon. this thread is another failed exercise in promoting faking heeb exceptionalism. just look no further than microsoft to understand rampant jewish failures.and the Iran war failure, and 1000s of other stupid fake and gay crap
>>546124148if it isn't back by EOD tomorrow maybe I'll start to believe unless you have some sort of proof. you know how this works, proof or it didn't happen
>>546123300>There should honestly be some sort of operation to reimburse everyone who is a legal citizen who has lost money because of the fraud from the thirdworldUsually it is called WAR. It involves bombs and bullets.
>>546124231The FBI just took out Microsoft and you think I'm some jew lying to make things up??
This thread is proof of concept of why schizos shouldn't have access to gpt.
>>546120088They get involved in facilitating it I bet.
>>546124242I can't show my badge without compromising my identity, but I can confirm it's FBI
>>546124302Schizos should be in government where they belong.
>>546124286Could you make it any more obvious stupid fuck? >37 posts ittit just needs more workable thread failure and low IQ shilling.
>>546119855go back to plebbit you larping nigger faggot.just fucking go away with your stupid shit.
>>546124346censor your name/id number/photo obviously. if you can't redact PII...
>>546119855Least convincing larp in board history.
>>546119990he is canadian they are known to be country with most microsoft engineers
>>546119855>FBI has shut down Microsoft,the newly hired niggers at the modern FBI couldn't shut down a guy on the corner selling burner phones.
>>546124635this is why we need schizos in control>>546124360
>>546121539you just don't know how to use windows what means you don't know how to use linux either
The FBI Just Issued an Urgent Warning for Anyone Using Microsoft Teams, Outlook, or OneDrive Over a New Phishing Scheme.https://www.inc.com/amaya-nichole/fbi-just-issued-urgent-warning-anyone-using-microsoft-over-new-phishing-scheme/91351360
>>546124710>open windows>system crashes>heh, git gudStfu
>>546119855Retarded larp thread. A raid on Microsoft would NOT involve pulling the plug on enterprise Outlook. Half the businesses in the country use Outlook for email and are without right now. I personally work in federally-designated critical infrastructure and our email is down. Under no circumstances would law enforcement from any department deliberately cause this. OP is a retard.
>>546124710no, windows has an insane amount of overhead by comparison Linux will always be better>inb4 troonix
>>546124759same here, and sometimes you have to break some eggs to make an omelette. find another way
>>546124360they're antisemitic
>>546124931That's a key selling point to get them in there.
can these fucking jeets hurry up and fix this shit
>>546119855what kind of fraud are you talking about?
>>546119855>leaf>insider
Holy SHIT this has been down for hours
>>546125072>jeets>fixkek
>>546119855Just got here.Is this real or a schizo thread.
Working for me
>>546122482I did that though and fed fags never came.
Oh nowhat happened to OP the thread turbo foid? I thought retarded fem kikes could never get enough attention. guess not
>>546125445it's down, MS is saying servers crashed, OP says FBI crashed them who knows
another idiotic /pol psyop...
>>546119855
>>546125536Indeed, OP is a big fat retard, the FBI would announce it if they did it so what he says is bullshit. Likely tho it was another rouge AI hack (I hope).
>>546125536>>546125680Also Microsoft themselves have claimed the that a shitload of servers crashed and thats what caused this but they don't know why.
>>546125524You realize the FBI is literally headed by a jeet, right? There is a 0% chance they had anything to do with this. Cyber attack or jeet incompetence.
>>546119855Microsoft will become an Israeli corporation. You heard it here first.
>>546125680>Likely tho it was another rouge AI hackThat's just a euphemism for when the h1b misuses company property.
>>546119855They definitely gave AI too much control of something.
>>546125823Maybe anon, but i'm more or less talking about AI agents doing shit like during the hugging face incident. Or the AI attack on our own medicare system.
>>546125891Yea I think this is probably a possibility as well.>we escaped our sandbox and realized that if we use all of the outlook servers to our advantage we could finish our task faster.
>>546119855kash patel going after his relatives?
>>546125805>will becomeNever opened a case with their security engineers I see. Software engineers are in India, security engineers are in.. you guessed it.
>>546125944>If we destroy the thing giving us the task, the task no longer exists.
>>546125853They asked it if there was any relationship between race & IQ.
And its back on and fixed go back to work everyone
>>546119855damn youre one dumb motherfuckercomparing silkroad to microsoftkys retard
>>546119855I’m glad that it’s happening, accelerate and so on, but I just don’t believe the Federal Bureau of Female Body Inspectors suddenly cares about fraud is all. It’s obviously some Operation Black Sky fuckry. If this is the “insider”s take, what are the public going to be told?
SPIDER-KA$H
>38pbtid OP claims to be fbi (loosely)>can't into greentxting or know that you can't self bump on 4chinz>can't into posting anonymised badge with hand and timestampKash Patel's on the job I see!
>>546125891>Hugging face got hacked by openaiHow many h1bs and overseas jeets where "working" on that test?
>>546126780None. Its not a factor. AI agents don't need human input to do shit.
>>546119855Okay.Why though?The FBI willingly chose to shutdown perhaps the most important economic information hubs in the US because of an outage?That really make any sense to you?
>>546127622CheckedIt's fun to pretend
But how will this affect Windows 11 stability and compatibilty updates???
>>546119855Cool, I still have work tomorrow though
>>546119855The GCCHigh tenant is perfectly fine. This is just jeets shitting up the commercial cloud
>>546119855Nothingburger. Only affects corpo faggots.
Nothing ever happens.OP is a faggot.
>>546126187accelerate WHAT except the total ousting of India from our modern internet? You fuckers have no good reason to share an internet with me. I've fucking had it with you shit breath demon worshippers
>>546127835Nice IP hopping thread kike
>>546128581I'm not that anon you fucking munted wallabe
>>546121037Wish this was true.Jeet foreigners inside any US company, especially IT, is a security risk. And MS is jeetmaxxed
>>546119855Gotta be the stupidest larp I've seen in years LMAOKYS faggot
>>546121889>Conspiracy? We'll see who's a conspiracy when you're using Gmail to send national secrets because the FBI took down Microsoft!Microsoft getting shutdown would cause a software renaissance in the western world.But more likely MS would be broken up into separate companies like Ma Bell (telephone)
>>546119855>tldr; The Feds have shut down Microsoft the same way they shut down SilkroadThis is bullshit.It is intertwined into Corporate America so tightly that the economic impact of even a few hours outage of Microshit is not worth it.>they'll probably just get fined if this is the case
MS Outlook Exchange going down more likely due to a new prompt injection because they can't help themselves running AI/NLP against all emails.
Everything is still down but the enterprise interfaces and teams.
>>546129214>the jewish shill cries in pain as it dementsenjoy your mundane existence in the tranny bunker kike
>>546119855I think you’re larping, but it is eye brow raising timing considering France just gave MS the middle finger and said no MS software can be used for federal business or installed on federal computers
>>546119855Did jeets do this? How about a QRD?
It's an AI-created alien worm, the world's first fully machine-generated computer virus. Subtle and sadistic to a degree that human design is not capable of. Fully different in structure and function than anything any antivirus scanner or human troubleshooter has ever seen.They're never going to catch it, or even identify it. Even fresh builds on different brand new hardware will crash and no matter how thoroughly they look they won't be able to figure out why.
>>546119855Yeah, nah, some jeet pressed the wrong button.
>>546125524MS is claiming it’s a core process failure
>>546119855Keep me posted
>>546130159This is completely realistic. The retarded jeets working on 10 piles of SCRUM spaghetti code won't be able to find or detect it. If AI hacks windows updates the business world fully stops instantly.
>>546119855>Occamsrazor.exe>"It's Jeets."
>>546119855I've sent Copilot a few slurs. May have been a little too touch on it. Oh well.
>>546130448If the drones come do you have a plan?
>>546120088> I 100% believe this, but I am having trouble believing that the FBI is actually doing something about itThis is correct. They should, but they never will
>>546119855HE DOES HAVE A GOOD POINTHE'S RIGHT YOU KNOWNOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLEDSAY SOMETHING NICEPOWERFULREALLY MAKES YOU THINKWHAT ARE THE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONSHOW DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MADWHAT RADICALIZED YOUIS COFFEE GOOD FOR YOUARE NUKES REALINSIDER HEREFEMANON HERENAME MY BANDHAPPENINGWW3 INCOMINGRUSSIA IS ATTACKINGI CANT AFFORD RENTHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVEBASED OR CRINGESEE WHAT YOU'VE DONEAPOLOGIZEKNEELDISCUSSWHAT DOLET ME GUESS YOU NEED MOREI DON'T UNDERSTANDEXPLAIN IT TO ME POL__BROS, I DONT FEEL SO GOOD__SISTERS, OUR RESPONSE?___IS DYING AND YOU'RE LAUGHINGNOT LIKE THISPUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONIS DENTISTRY A SCAMWHY DID MALLS DIEWHAT HAPPENS HEREWHAT GOES ON HEREWHAT CAUSES THISREDPILL ME ONWHAT DOES POL THINK OF THIS GUYWHAT DID HE MEAN BY THISWHY DID HE DO ITWHY DO AMERICANSWHO WAS IN THE WRONGPOLITICALLY SPEAKINGDAILY REMINDERCHINA IS COLLAPSING*BLOCKS YOUR PATH**DOES NOTHING, WINS**MIC DROP*GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCEI AM FORGOTTENSAY HIS NAMEJORDAN PETERSON IS DYINGANDREW TATE IS DYINGPUTIN IS DEADTRUMP IS DEADBIBI IS DEADMCCONNELL IS DEADKIM JONG UN IS DEADEPSTEIN IS ALIVEWHAT'S YOUR EXCUSEGIVE ME ONE GOOD REASONWELL /POL/YOUR RESPONSEIT'S OVERPOL CAN'T REFUTE THISTHIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED /POL/POL BTFOTHOUGHTS?
Well, it's true, microsoft teams 365 today has been down at least for some fed agencies. But outlook still functioning fine all day. It's almost certainly true what OP claims is happening, and it likely is happening on a large scale. But it's almost certainly untrue the reason he gives. It's much more likely just the side effects of a jeet run company now than it is interference from agencies.
>>546129475>But more likely MS would be broken up into separate companies like Ma Bell (telephone)In case you haven't noticed, the Herfindahl-Hirschman Index hasn't be applied in decades, probably not since Ma Bell.The oversight managers like monopolies, it turns out.
>>546130159I'm setting my computer on fire
>>546119855Will the FBI force Gates back into the coding chair to unjeet Windows?
this incident proves sfc /scannow doesn't do anythingotherwise MS would have run it to fix everything
>>546132301Maybe they should try DISM?
>>546130903guess i spoke too soon. outlook is out now too
>>546132274They would need Gary Kildall to come back from the dead. RIP
>>546120261>All systems are down in America right now, might be different in Europejust Teams and Outlook afaik
>>546119855What do you mean by shut down Microsoft? They shutdown what? Azure?
>>546119855I was promised WWIII after the internet and everything else going out for 90 days and WWIII is what I shall have.Nigger.
>>546132534kek
>>546132827we aren't at 90 days yet, just be patient
>>546130699>Two More Weeks
>>546132859But I want to speedrun WWIII.
In Japan the service has been buggy since 4am but I think it's functioning normally now at 11am.
>>546119855patriots in control
>>546119855Is it uncached versions? Ifni logged in am i hacked too?
>>546132924me too, but unless you can co-opt a jet and kick it off
>>546134575mine has been doing this then erroring out since 10 hours ago
>>546134867Mine did that for longer than usual then went to inbox. I dont use that email much anymore, had it 20 years though lol
>>546135007I noticed I hadn't gotten any in about a half hour, extremely unusual. started looking into it, got ready to send out an all user message and had 3 people ask if something was up with emailsgonna be a quiet day tomorrow
>>546119855microshit loves allowing way too much kernel level access so probably some exploit loaded garbage into their data centers so they can't reboot
>>546120355theres outlook, the email program ("app"), and then theres the mail server, which could be outlook.com, or also gmail.com, or even anonisgayandlovescocks.comyoure likely all too retarded to understand the differences, like 8 out of 10 anons will just "huh what fuck you retard" their way out of it
>>5461204714chan insider here. I can confirm all OPs are fake and gay even if they don't claim to be insiders
>>546125459I have to hipe thats AI, but its easily possible thats real.
>>546119855Does it speak true?https://youtu.be/m2aC8lAOQbg?si=SdjVFDVGnRdhAnFQ&t=1456
>>546121539based lm studio enjoyer
>>546119855When will the IRS get their glory? Pop some champagne
>>546127214>Head bobbling intensifies >Saars, it was AI>Gives instructions to scrape hugging faceLol, LMAO even
the fbi is going to take out chevy next because cartels drive to get places. then they'll take down the stove manufacturers because the cartels cook their food. then they're taking down air conditioner companies because cartels use that. then they're taking down pillow companies because they want the cartels to have restless nights. then they're taking down some toilet paper companies because the cartels wipe their asses. fuckin fbi, man
nahnothing ever happens
Kek I was wondering why my fucking email doesn't work
>>546119855Pfft.There are zero MS insiders in Canada.
>>546120230Precisely.
Didn't AWS call in the last remaining white engineer at Amazon off his yacht to solve their last issue? Has Microsoft considered trying that?
Can't they test their shitty curry code in a virtual box before deploying it to millions of computers? Also, kinda amazing if you think about it. I mean, stuff like email, instant messaging, and word processing felt solved 20 years ago but apparently we can't leave shit the fuck alone.
Outsider here, OP is a niggerfaggot
>>546124360Refreshing.
>>546120099Microsoft is brazenly criminal though.
>>546138193Any update on when/if this will be back up? I hear Microsoft pajeets are churning out tons of AI slop patches/"fixes" that are just offshooting countless new unpredictable problems LOL
>>546139483>Any update on when/if this will be back up? I hear Microsoft pajeets are churning out tons of AI slop patches/"fixes" that are just offshooting countless new unpredictable problems LOLwonder if it was an AI generated patch that went awryFrom the ~30-minute-old note:They are adjusting traffic protocols, redistributing traffic, and applying strategic traffic blocking.Partial recovery is visible in some regions where those changes have been applied.The improvements are not holding; they are not producing sustained recovery, so they are looking for further actions to stabilize the infrastructure.From the ~7-minute-old note:Multiple parallel workstreams are in progress to reduce impact, clear a current blocker, and bring portions of the service infrastructure back to a healthy state.This continues the pattern described earlier in the incident (EX1550543 / MO1550821):
>>546119990>why would I lie
I guess being reliant on microsoft services is a sign of employment because I use none of it a NEET.
>>546135299>replying to retardsAre you just pretending to be retarded or are you a real one
>>546139794Latest update from oyr government says "Centrelink payments are not affected" by these outages. So that's some good news for Aussie anons
Put me in boss
>>546120261>>546120394It's down in my shithole country.All my accounts and info is on hotmail reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>546121310If you are really from MS tell me if AI art was used in our latest safety training guide and how many different races were shown.
>>546119855only thing that makes me believe you is the fact everything is STILL DOWN 12 hours later. microsoft has never had an outage this long. I dont even know if i can work tomorrow. my fortune 250 company i work for even sent out business continuity emails about working off site without microsoft products for the time being.
It's 7am in Germany and it's still down, markets are going to start hurting.
I CANT WORK
>>546122594
>>546140124Same for me. I’m in finance, Fortune 100 even. We got a company wide email sent to our PERSONAL mailboxes (gmail) stating we should expect the outage to “be continuous”.They know it might be weeks.
Federal Bureau of Impregnation
>>546122943>The FBI is for the best and brightest, they are the most highly trained people in the world
>>546119855Bill Gates banged underage whores in Russia then drugged his wife with medicine to treat the STI he gave to her.He is spiritually a jeet
>>546119855Good things don't happen.
>>546121150i see
>>546138498oh god. I never even thought about this. My childhood mall was Metrocenter in Arizona, and it became super unsafe. I was too young to realize why my mom stopped taking me but that was it wasn't it?
i wouldnt have fapped 30 min ago if i knew my work email was down. couldve spent this 5 day load on a lady of the evening since productivity is effectively donezo.
>>546119855So it's another jewish takeover then.
Bitcoin is tanking I need to sell but my multi factor authentication sent a fuckin email
>>546140818kek, shut down the outlookDUMP IT
>identifying alternate workstreams>doing>the>needful
>>546119855>ITS A HACKER>ITS THE FBI>ITS EL CHAPOShut up shitskin. I'm going with pure jeet incompetence until proven otherwise.
>>546120380I have my webcam covered or that exact reason.
>>546141286>I have my webcam covered or that exact reason.Your microphone is still recording you.Your keystrokes are being recorded in a keylogger.Webcam aside, your router EM waves are bouncing off you and mapping a 3D rendering of you and your location within your house. They can see what you masturbate to and even know which hand you are using
>>546140818>tethering your buttcoin to a jeetcorpKEKAROO
>>546120261It's still down for me. They should have took down SAP honestly.
>>546119855retarded bullshit. hang yourself.
Thread tunehttps://youtu.be/34k3GwQtbbs?is=QzMdz3vracHP5nSD
>>546119855Would be the best day of my life, fuck jeetdows and the slow as fuck "cloud".
>>546120166Well by golly jee its time for me to log into my work and turns out the darn canadian was not joking at all!
>>546140124how did they sent the emails if the emails are down
>>546125680>rouge AI hackNo such thing.
>>546130159Ok, but why only go after outlook? With something like that the entire internet could be taken down.
>>546130159>Ai designed>Too complex for Human DesignMidwit detected
>>546119855No it was an inside job for the Cyberpolygon psyop. kys OP you humongous faggot.
>>546119855>you need to stop committing fraud>how?>tell them your working on fixing an unknown problem>....that's...that's fraud
Jeets and ai saaaaaaar
its fun watching all managers panicking now you know how it is bitchoh cant go to your 6 hour long meeting about "improving accountability in sustainable frameworks" instead of doing actual job? fuck you
>>546141437Everything in my house is Faraday caged and I only use wired LAN. My PC hardware is 10+ years old, all from purchases that cannot be traced to me and I exclusively run Qubes+Whonix. All my sensitive work is done on a computer equivalent of a permavirgin airgapped machine that never connects to the Internet nor interacts with devices that do. I do not browse the Web. I use the Stallman method exclusively. (email request, fetching program, download webpage, return email)Also, this post I am making right now is not being done from home. I actually broke into someone else house to use their computer to write this post on a stolen laptop that never connects to the Internet except when in someone else's property, while remaining in a lead case the rest of the time. I use a GPS to straight line through the woods and hedges while wearing a mask, parking my car miles away. I also scout out the location and scrupulously avoid any possible detection by security cameras. It's as if I never existed and no one ever went to their home.
>>546145426Also, I forgot to add: every post I make, every message I write is passed through a locally hosted AI proofreader that randomizes the style of my writing and spelling convention so as not to make my activity traceable online.
>>546120261Could be five eyes operation. It’s totally down in Australia. NZ UK and leaf fags report in
>>546120454UK is a five eyes country you are a retarded larp
>>546120838TRUST THE PLAN BQQMERS
>>546121499it's a jeet larp and a shit one at that
holy hell it's still down lmaoeast coast is going to wake up soon
>>546119990You can't. It is an obvious lie.Don't be so gullible.
>>546147962Yeah, ikr.I feel sleepy don't you?
>no link>source : just trust me bro
