This dance was obviously created by warring cannibalistic tribes to intimidate their enemies.Why do they do still do it?
>>546126362because white people let them
>>546126362Dunno - but it's cringe as fuck.They hate angloid society, yet want to take part in and be accepted by it. Interesting.
>>546126362Yes. It is a war dance by a tribe that completely eradicated the peaceful native tribes of the Island. The Maori should shut the fuck up and thank the British for not being subhuman monkeys like they were.
I hate it because it's crybully behavior. If you do anything back to them they start crying about it
>The very first white New Zealanders within 5 seconds of landing and seeing them doing this retarded bullshitYeah, scary
Probably something along the lines of their culture being largely destroyed by colonization so even the maori themselves end up practicing a cargo cult version of it that's largely written back to them by English anthropologists
>>546126362Yes and no. It's "cultural appropriation." The contemporary city bitch thinks her bloodline lets her do a silly dance, and has zero knowledge of its actual context or meaning. She's like a "zionist christian."
>>546126362Why is cannibalism based and trad when wypipo do it?
>>546126747Its called a metaphor, sanjeet. Good job exemplifying why your people *literally* worship cows after having been ruled by an ancient lactose-tolerant race.
>>546126575They genocided dozens of neighboring tribes, stole their shit, and ate their corpses. They showed up unannounced and said to the natives “Hello, slaves” and killed anyone who disagreed. You know, just like a certain group of people that they like to endlessly whine about. But da white man is worse than they are of course, because he did it to them in like 1/10th of the time and without any of the gay theatrics lmao. The Māori are just mad that they discovered a bigger and meaner predator than themselves, and there’s fuck all that they could do about it.
>>546126362Why do they let these subhumans in the parliament, that’s like if we had some sami cunts doing some random shaman dances in the middle of a sitting
>>546126435which is hilarious, they see it as an act of defiance against whitey
>>546126506It was cool but they do it for fucking everything now. I dunno how you manage to make a war dance lame and gay but they figured it out.
>>546126506>They hate angloid society, yet want to take part in and be accepted by it. Interesting.Yeah."Mr. Speaker, if I may respond to the comment by the Honourable Member of Parliament from Whangārei utilizing my skills with the haka..."
>>546126362It's dey culchaThey do it to show aggression and to intimidate, they will tell you it's a power move but in reality it's because they're confused. And when they're confused they feel vulnerable and scared so default to aggression.Which is what is happening in that picture, David Seymour (ACT Party Leader) proposed a bill in Parliament that would erase the Treaty of Waitangi and all of the convoluted laws and rulings that have been made in the 120 years since, because it's a total fucking mess, a spiderweb of contradictions, loopholes and antiquated garbage piled so high that it takes years of study, a committee the size of the entire population and decades to sort out a single piece of legislation.He proposed that we scrap the whole lot and replace it with a concise, workable and modern framework that everyone can understand. The Maori's just said "He tryna erase our Murray rights and kolcha!" So they chimped out in Parliament and organised the countries biggest protest march in history, while not a single person had any idea what David Seymour's bill actually said.
>>546126927>SamiAre these actually considered a different ethnicity or is it a LARP? I went to one of their reindeer things in Tromsö and they just seemed generic nordic.
>>546126685Interesting theory.
>>546126362mama's gotta eat
>>546126362These people don't represent Maori. They are some kind of horrible militant Marxist on a power trip. They are also not very bright, and make it very obvious someone is pulling their strings.NZ parliament is good entertainment even when they aren't making scenes like this.
>>546127542>They are also not very bright,Well God or Nature made that very clear and apparent just from visual inspection.
>>546126846It's not a metaphor you fucking retard.Look up transubstantiation. It's official catholic doctrine that the communion wafer and juice literally transforms into the actual flesh and blood of christ when you eat it. Not figuratively. Not metaphorically.
>>546127400The real ones are kinda like eskimos but there are halfbreeds with maybe like 10% sami blood that larp
>>546127199It’s pretty dumb, especially in a society that actually has guns and weapons that are more effective than a sharpened stick or a club. You’d think that the British landing and opening fire on their lame war dance and annihilating their mystical “spiritual armor” in seconds would teach them a lesson, but I guess not. Hell, even the natives here in America figured out that it’s pretty fucking hard to intimidate a guy using shouts and aggressive body language when the guy is part of something larger than many of their settlements combined, rides animals that he’s tamed that you’ve never seen before to deadly effect, and who has the ability to launch metal pellets at you faster than the speed of sound.
>>546127671Catholics are just jews who wear bigger hats.
it’s hot.
>>546127752>You’d think that the British landing and opening fire on their lame war dance and annihilating their mystical “spiritual armor” in seconds would teach them a lesson,I wouldn't think that, actually. I was born in Oklahoma, and in 1st grade I got in a fight with a cherokee. I wrestled him to the ground and made him say he quit. Then he said he was going to do a dance and beat me.He proceeded to stomp around for a bit, and then we wrestled again. I beat him again.He seemed very surprised that his dance did not work.This is very common behavior among browns. You'll notice a lot of black and mexican boxers dance before their fights, too.
Also the whole thing is France's fault.Most Maori live in the North Island, where the British were settling, and having massive wars with the Maori over land. The Maori were getting slaughtered like the Zulu's and resorted to guerrilla warfare, attacking and slaughtering tiny settler outposts and farms. A war they could never hope to win against the might of the British.But because there were so many and they controlled so much land, legally it wasn't "British Sovereign Territory", and the French decided to settle the South Island. They setup a little colony in Akaroa and had a large convoy of ships en-route from France to claim the whole South Island in the name of France. The British decided to get the Maori chiefs to sign a peace Treaty that included British Sovereignty over the whole of New Zealand before the French arrived. It was hastily written and extremely vague leading to all of the problems with the laws today.We've ended up with absurdities like Maori claiming indigenous rights over radio waves and telecommunication networks.
>>546127875I do understand how certain White men, who had not seen land in months, upon seeing this would interpret it as, "These women certainly need to be raped into silence. They are very loud."
>>546127952That's extremely unfortunate. I bet that, looking back, they'd much prefer to share the island with the French rather than the ocean mexicans.
>>546127752The British just weren't that effective. The whole country was dense forest and the Brits were rocking 1shot muskets. Fine for defending a fort, but in the bush it would turn into melee combat after the first volley.They could go and blow up a Maori fort and raze it to the ground, but the Maori just ran into the bush and came back when they were gone.The in-fighting amongst the Maori tribes also contributed to the problems as you had the weaker tribes who were losing to their neighbours eager to sign up with the British and ultimately got better deals with the Crown than the larger tribes who weren't desperate.
>>546126362I've heard its basically saying to you enemies "i will turn you into shit"
>>546126362>intimidateby intimidate do you mean fall down laughing at the cringe?
>>546129076Which is very weird for people who are basically walking turds, brown people, to say.
>>546129248No. Indians really believe this shit. All over the world.amerindians, indian indians, oceania-indians.I grew up in the middle of America, and the fucking juns truly believe their dances are intimidating.
ooga booga
