>SAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!>MICROSLOP NOT DOING THE NEEDFULL!!!!!! YOU MUST REDEEEM OUTLOKK BITCH BLOODY!!!! >ILL FUCK YOU BLOODY!!!Outlook, Teams, Copilot, SharePoint: down for hours today and still going! Microsoft's SLA allows 44 minutes of downtime per month.Today blew past that before lunch was over.That means a credit:>25% if you were down more than 44 minutes>50% if you were down more than about 7 hoursMicrosoft won't apply it automatically. You have to ask.How (2 minutes):M365 admin center Support New service request "SLA credit for EX1550543 / MO1550821" (+ TM1550488 if Teams died this morning) Bought through a reseller? Ask them.Do this today: note when it went down, when it came back, and how many users were affected. Every credit nobody claims tells Microsoft outages are free. Claim it. Share this with your IT team. Get the jeets that fucked up fired.
This is awesome actually. Makes work real easy.
why did they want email down?
>>546134330I can tell you this now, Microsoft are very happy for you to blame it on the pajeets rather than what really is going on.Similar to how the CIA was happy for you to blame the Iraq war on oil or getting it wrong on WMDs.
>>546134330>150k people have lost access to emailAre there actually only 150k white collar workers in america anymore? The rest of the workforce is ai and jeets?
>>546134752No one knows what happened yet. Too contenders are vibe coded slop, jeets, or jeets deploying jibe code. Another option is a trap set by some of the Americans that were fired for Indians
Kek
Who else is taking it easy today at jewish daycare
>>546134752>"SAAR NO SAR DONT BLAME US!!">"WHATS REALLY GOING ON IS SOMETHING DEEPER THAN MY SHIT INCOMPETENCE"Jeets are so easy to spot
>>546134752Pajeets are corporate jamboys
>>546134752It’s Indians.Everyone knows this.I’m in software and everything indians touch turns to shit.This is why your iphone sucks, your batteries drain faster, websites crash, your personal data gets leaked.It’s just amazing that this shit was rare as fuck back in the day. Where I work they only hire white people and we’ve never had an issue despite thousands of attempts daily.
>>546134752>Similar to how the CIA was happy for you to blame the Iraq war on oil or getting it wrong on WMDs.Another Stargate to the Annunaki was found and is fucking up emails?
>>546134921Someone sent the unredacted Epstein files via email.
>>546134879The word is brown collar workers
>>546134879Yeah, that number seems extremely low......15K people just at my company alone. Indians constantly lie about metrics even if they're presenting the data, they're unashamed lying degenerate retards that barely pass as human, they possess zero self awareness and likey don't produce independent thought, maybe a low level consciousness comparable to a fungi. I work with these shit eating curry niggers from Accenture and Infosys, the second you get an Indian C level do yourself a favor and jump ship.
somebody post that ugly turdette saying "whos gonna run your microsoft? saar, ill fukc you bloody, dont deport!!!!"
>>546134330>Do this today: note when it went down, when it came back, and how many users were affected. Every credit nobody claims tells Microsoft outages are free. Claim it. Share this with your IT team. Get the jeets that fucked up fired.THIS. Do not let Friday and the weekend make you lazy.
>>546135093>ack-cencure and infoshitThis is their faults for outsourcing everything to jeets
>>546134752yes, we know it's the jews
>>546134752Talk about Colon Powell!
>>546134422Too decentralized.
>>546134752There’s multiple things going on you fucking clown
>>546134330If we don't do Hindu genocide NOW, while their population is "only" 2 billion, they will breed to 10 billion by 2050 and poopform our entire planet back into India. Indian Hindu rape rats are a human extinction level threat.
>>546134330One posting nigger kikeWhat alternative do they have? HAHAHAHA
>>546134330i feel like all these outages should report the amount of layoffs and h1b requests these companies have done in recent months when reporting the outages.
Anon is onto something, though this really is only relevant for commercial Microsoft 365 Business or Enterprise plans. Still, if you work, go push your sys admins and finance teams to look into this.>https://www.nacionale.com/en/articles/will-microsoft-give-credit-refund-for-outlook-outage-sla-service-credit-claim
>>546135912cool it with the antisemitism
>>546134964I just sat in meeting all day while playing bingbang wahoo on my switch 2. It was nice.
>>546136153>Because of this a sentience is born of the noosphere of engineers and more "hands on" mentalities dealing with it.>Great time for the emergency response team.>Same as pandemic.
