WHAT'S GOING ONEVERYTHING IS CRASHINGAWS AND STARLINK AND GOOGLE WERE HAVING ISSUES EARLIER TOO
wtf my internet is down
>>546135923Well. They can't help you anyway. Good luck.
>>546135923Big storm just moved through the area. Power is probably out in some places
>>546136122Turn it off and on again. That should fix it.
>>546135923911 isues on11/12pottery or am I drunk
Well,.We made the decision to pull, Anon.
>>546135923Welcome to solipsism
It would be fucking hilarious if Russia induced Kessler syndrome by blowing up those little Starlink satellites and filling every orbital pathway with ballistic junk that would rip apart any current and future satellites near the Earth. I see those fucking Starlink clusters polluting my night sky from time to time, obstructing the constellations, and I want them gone. Russia, you can do this, buddy. We believe in you. Send the world back to the age of ground and cable-based communications.
a 911 just flown over my house
>>546135923Based now I can have some fun in NYC like jaywalking, ripping the tags off mattresses and Feeding ducks or pigeons in a park that has a “no feeding” sign.
>>546136341if that were to happen, you would best be hidden in one of those iranian mountain cities for a few weeks to months
But what can I do
>>546135923Nothing is happening
>>546136122checked mine too and I just shit in a pringles can cause my power is out too
I don't think I have ever seen an international 911 outage go on for this long. What the fuck is happening?
>>546136795
nothing happens, nothing will happen. there won't be a big event. life will continuosly become bad thanks to ai, lack of jobs, etc... it will be a slow degradation into disease, cybercrime and riots but not a random isolated event
>>546135923I'm not worried. But I am on the verge of being worried. Every single Microsoft product being dead for 10 hours seems worrying. Especially with the word salad explanations their X account is releasing which sound more like obfuscated panic.
>>546136259Your drunk on cum
>>546136518I would like to suck the shit out of her ass hole
>Tech companies all replace competent White programmers with fake degree h1bs>all tech companies start having issues over the last couple years they never had before >constantly hacked, down for days on endThey saved money but their companies will die and they have no one to blame but themselves
>>546136341Starlink are some of the lowest, if they crapped out it would likely fuck up HIS company but most shit would fall within a year.It would need to be higher stuff that would have the momentum to be whipping around for dozens if not hundreds of years>>546136795Everything all at once as far as I can tell.Shit is happening so fast there are things being competely left out of news cycles because there is too much crap.I don't just mean internet related crap either.
>>546135923ITS THE CYBER PANDEMIC BILL GATES WARNED YOU. APOLOGIZE
>>546135923Who needs the cops anyway
Judgement Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34k3GwQtbbs
>>546137672>Who needs the cops anywaynon whites need cops for protection from whites.
>>546136795Nvidia ending the circlejerk of AI was the last domino. China and the US have no reason to play fair anymore. Even your bog standard lefties are questioning why the media is strangling Jensen over affairs when we have people from the Epstein files walking around untouched. Suddenly Jensen is summoned to congress with Howard Lutnick, trump’s handler. It seems to be ‘go’ time now
>>546136795My Internet went down so I'm phonefagging. I did have a notice couple days ago that it service may be interrupted around this time. Wonder if anyone else had such notice for this evening.
my internet was down most of the night and so was microjeet services I still can't access microjeet cloud.
>>546135923hope you have 90 days of food and water. LOL
>>546137718Had me fooled. Try this!https://youtu.be/9A7MWSmkBXE?si=29oMlLGF4bmmy1XE
>>546135923"The core issue is that changing political mores have established the systematic promotion of the unqualified and sidelining of the competent." ~ Harold RobertsonBLUF: It's Microsoft, which means it's unqualified Jeets who scammed their way into Microsoft and have fucked it all up
>>546138002>microjeet
>>546135923Cyberpolygoon has commenced. You have only a few days until everything is down. We are down to the final hours before the great darkness. May God help us all.
>>546138340I guess tomorrow is a good day for a booze and frozen pizza run to the city then. T- someone who has seen cyberpolygon in every thread I've visited the last 20 minutes or so.
>>546135923>Get up get up get down…911 is a joke in your town.
>>546138733
>>546135923Let's go back to 1994
>>546136192Thats bullshit and you know it.Everything is meshed on VOIP 5g TransmittersNYC is about to be fucked and everyone in it is fucked
>>546136122Bro me too an A AGI NIGGGER is knocking on my door what do i do bros?
There’s been a lot of talk about how everything will be shut down on 17.11. Could it really be true? The internet often goes down everywhere. But I believe in Chuddha, nothing ever happens.
>>546139215>NYC is about to be fucked and everyone in it is fuckedAre we finally getting the NYC tsunami that's on the $100 bill?
>>546137492....... nigger you do realize thats not real
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>>546139215Still having issues oddly enough.
>>546139450>....... nigger you do realize thats not realIt doesn't matter if she's imaginary, the thickness exists in our hearts.
>>546136518u absolute madman>>546137492what did u mean by this ?
>>546135923Bump
https://youtu.be/34k3GwQtbbs?is=QzMdz3vracHP5nSD
jews been digging
>>546136122fpbp same wtf wifi router signals just flew over my house
