What the hell is going on?
>>546140439Jews and Jeets
>>54614043945 IQ inbred Indian Hindu rape rats doing Hindu rape rat things.
>>546140491Fpbp
>>546140491/thread
>>546140439Tech companies cheapest out and trusted Jeets lies about their coding abilities. Consequnces were experienced by all.There's a major tech crash every 6 months or so now. Get used to it
>>546140439TJD
>>546140439> Replaced most of legacy staff with Jeets> Fired the remaining last week (25% of workforce dismissed)
>>546140695
SIRE
>>546140439>fire a bunch of White people and western Asians that built everything>replace with h1b visajeets for cheaper labor and tax writeoffs>the incompetent pajeets ruin everything while the upper management siphons as much out of the company as it dies.
>>546140439The backbone of the Internet is based on standards.A way to think about what is happening is that if you play videos via a stream, and the size of the data stream is commensurate - Google has a code which is prioritized by carriers and almost every device will see an improvement in delivery/receipt when viewing streams with that format. The network switches running the entire Internet have agreed to such prioritization by default and edict.You just weren't paying attention.
>>546140491Wrap it up boys this thread is complete
>>546140439shit be fucked if its still down in another day, thats it
>>546140547>'indian hindu' instead of just 'indian'indian muslim, are you?
>>546142403Yeah, computers and laptops will be downgraded in a matter of hardware and processing power will be sold as virtual machines. Basically instead of producing infinite computational power unnecessary for the common folk you will simply but a subscription to the server of you preference. Microsoft, Apple, Amazon. They will rent you hardware through streaming. It's cheaper and saves resources and It's way more inclusive since getting a subscription ia cheaper than updating your own hardware everytime.
>>546142858No.
>Can someone give me a rundown of the Microsoft debacle?A. I. = All Indians
>>546142858First of all, Alibaba. Second of all, Still no.
>>546140491It’s jeets n jews playa
>>546142919Yeah It Will be cause for the final user that isn't a computers nerd 256 gigas of RAM is useless he only got it cause the game he wanted to play says It's needed in Steam. You Just want to see, you will still be able to but hardware If you want but It will not get any cheaper and It also reduces the access of others countries to vital IA tech.
>>546140439Vibe coding H1-B hires have ruined all of western digital services. Soon we must begin the long hard journey of unfucking our technology, which will take decades.
>>546143000Hackers that uses machines around the world to mine Bitcoin might feel bad about It though.
>>546140439After 14 Hours they still dont know what caused this. Fucking jeets.
>>546143017Let's go back to paper.
>>546140439it's okay, AI will fix it. good programmers aren't needed anymore, jeets and schoolchildren do just fine.
>>546140491Most accurate and succintly formulated answer.
>>546140439The global economy is heavily invested in technology and at every level from basic to advanced is being proven to be a massive ponzi scheme which only has a detrimental effect on humanity.
>>546140439jeets destroy everything they infest. demon worshipping rape rat scammers are not actually elite tech workers. (mp4 unrelated)
>>546140439More importantly, what to do now, migrate to Linux and local backup solutions?
>>546140491>jeets 'n' jews is the new>boots 'n' cats
>>546143993is this real wtf
>>546144024If you can beat your own backdoor in your router and install linux without malicious pakages, then go for it. Since Windows ships its backdoor with Windows 11 automaticly with, the backdoor where letter and symbols get registired from neutral to english to German, „bbweeky3“ bullshit in your windows files.
i just started a job as a microsoft security engineer, no one is going to pay for our services nowthank you jeets
>>546140439Basically, Indians. Start using Linux
>>546140439business leaders can't into risk management
>>546140439They asked AI to fix the bug that AI created and AI said that the bug doesn’t exist lmao.
>>546140439whoops I forgot to close the port that allowed hackers in —my bad
>>546140439Indians can't fix shit because izzat.
>>546140439SRE here. Two weeks before this the dev team started using AI to migrate a C++ authentication gateway to Rust for Azure. Long story short, the agent pushed a subtle bug in the TLS connection handler that failed to release worker threads when authentication requests timed out. This exhausted the connection pool which caused the Exchange Online servers to fail health checks. We’ve been redirecting requests to the remaining servers but they quickly get exhausted as well so that’s why people are now seeing it come online for a bit before failing again. They just pushed out a patch for some routing component though so there’s been some improvement.
>>546140439The Big Redeem, saar.
Its ficking friday and I don't want to wageslave, please jeets, continue to do your excellent job
>>546140439Indians scamming, shut down.
>>546140439>white man writes shitty code>white man uploads the code>shitty code breaks outlook>microsoft races to have intelligent Indian to fix problem>problem fixed in record time>white guy fired>indian given promotion
>>546144024The issue isn't the operating system or even specifically the programs themselves. Lots of companies are relying on m$'s ecosystem for stuff like logins, secure communications and cloud storage. It's easy enough to change OS and the programs you use, but the infrastructure is the main issue; companies want something secure, reliable and ready to go without having to rely on multiple vendors. Moving away from microjeet is going to require a complete ecosystem change (and still being susceptible to a single point of failure) or the headache of self hosting an intranet.
>>546146064Hard to tell if you're just bullshitting, but this is very believable so well done if you are. If this were true, why wouldn't they just roll configs back and point them to the C++ auth gateway again?
>>546146436He meant in this reality, not the mirror universe.
>>546146681What are you fuck talking about??! That is exactly what happened
>>546146436This is too sad of cope to be bait anon. You okay? Need a hug?
>>546146795I took your job. I’m happy and rich now
>>546140439>Indians start getting hired by tech companies because they work for cheap. They bring no advantages to a company except agreeing to work for sweatshop wages. >Indians only hire Indians so the filthy niggers can push each other around for izzat points >The tech companies are filling up with Indians at a faster and faster rate >The average IQ in India is 76Now your software breaks more and more frequently
>>546140439I had a personal hotmail account from like 2002 or 2003 that I got locked out of last year and the support absolutely refused to unlock it for me. It was mostly for nostalgia/joke purposes at that point but that was the last shred of Microjeet software I was using and I'm glad they helped me move on so I'll never have to put up with that incompetent company ever again.
>>546146904>bong flagYour paki
>>546146932Pakis and Jeets are the same people. Pakistan didn't exist before the 1940s lol. I'm not a Paki But you are
>>546146893You're brown and poor. All you subhumans do is gloat delusionally.
>>546140439>What the hell is going on?They are scrubbing all the illegal shit they did.
>>546146783>>546146893Settle down Ranjesh. Go eat some cowshit or something to calm yourself.
Not going as expected saaaaaaaaaar tried co-pilot, chatgpt, gemini, grok, claude no fix saaaaaaar unable to fix saaaar bloody bloody
BLOODY SIR DO THE NEEDFUL
>>546140491complete and accurate.
>>546147167t. loonix-enjoyer
>>546140439The DEI/H1B competancy crisis is in the birthing stages. Add in the planned AI imposed cybersec crisis and we are in for fun times.
>>546146647Because they can't authenticate any 2fa because they circlejerk their exchange and cannot coordinate approval of rollback using the same mechanism they just fucked
>>546142349>western Asiansyou mean western east asians?
>>546140491brevity is really the soul of wit
>>546147703>>546147624>>546147549>>546147444>>546147413>>546147358Do not redeem the outlook Saar
>>546143993No way this can’t be real
>>546147167numba 4 saarhttps://youtu.be/_KoC5Z0bjio?t=60
>>546147853The rabbit hole goes very deep
How long until the jeet rot starts affecting Gmail?The only enshittification so far was the removal of basic HTML webpage which is irrelevant for Thunderbird user.
>>546142349Kek they deserve it
>>546147956
DOD and State are probably going to push for a DARPA program to a new user friendly linux OS. Microjeet cant maintain government contracts lmao.
>>546140439
>>546142858how about a new idea? NO MORE ELECTRICITY FOR AFRICA ASIA OR MIDDLE EAST OR SOUTH AMERICA.
>>546140439I have spent too much on this site, the first thing I thought when I heard about the Outlook outage, a jeet fucked up.
>>546142858Fuck you i ahve my pwn computer and would never use "yours."
This is why Microsoft needs to hire Durgasoft and convert their code base to Java
>>546148147ASSHOLE!
>how i feel when i can't log into my work emailStay down. Idgaf
I report the content!
Patch shipped. Should be coming back online now.
