Starting to get worried.
>>546142575>startingSome of us are not going to be able to do our jobs today. How much will that cost the global economy?
>>546142575Nothing Ever Happens
>>546142672Enough to consider sending all jeets home and rangebanning India entirely
>>546142672Idk mr.shekelsteinberg
>>546142575911 is a company now?
>>546142672oh my god, not the global economy!
Black friday incoming.Thread theme:https://youtu.be/34k3GwQtbbs?is=QzMdz3vracHP5nSD
>>546142575i dont know what these graphs mean
>>546142682>Nothing Ever HappensThis is literally something happening. It's actually a somewhat major happening considering how many people it's affecting. It's just not an TEOTWAWKI happening.
>hire jeets >get jeetcoded>jeetcode breaksclass action lawsuits are coming. this service disruption is due to wilful incompetence, and thus eligible for compensation worldwide all they had to do was hire White programmers that’s literally all it takes
Enjeetification
>>546142875Well they let jeets into hiring positions so here we are.
>>546142575didnt have to do shit at work so I don't care hope it happens again tomorrow
>>546142575There ought to be a mathematical explanation for how bad things really are
>>546142910seriously is this like a gay thing or what.
>>546142854me neither.
>>546142993we should get married
>>546142672If this affects you tremendously you might not be a real person.
>>546142672HAHAHAHAOn prem wins again! Suck it corporate shitters!
>>546142993Slightly overdamped means line go up means some few will survive.
>>546143012The op image is an outage reporting collection.Outage reporting following periods of people going home and not reporting outages anymore.Or the entire system not reporting anything at all.And apparently a bunch of racism.
>>546142875dude, basically every day now one of the 3rd party vendors we interact with gets hacked. The data leaks are so bad the Japanese government and news are reporting on it and people are getting upset. Coincidentally, Japanese companies started seriously hiring jeets recently (not that Japanese programmers are amazing). >t. work for a major internet site
>>546142672Not much, office jobs are just daycare.
>>546142575>Not using your own IMAP or SMTP client.Ngmi
>>546142575>fire white programmers>replace them with jeets & foids>put jeets & foids in charge of the company>everything goes to shitPlay stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>546142672it won't because most jobs using these are fake and don't actually produce value.
>>546142937not my problem. short term gains (hire jeets) over long term losses (open and shut lawsuit losses or out of court settlements)do the math
It's Friday 13th along the UTC right now...
>>546142575Moron. The spine up means its down, so its up now>>546142854
>>546143292Yep. I hope the class action bankrupts them. This is the lesson of hiring brown people.
>>546142575It's crazy how unprepared the NPCs are for what's about to happen. Thankfully I'm a real sentient person and had the foresight to dig up my flooring and store 100 bottles of whiskey and vodka under my house.
>>546143183>dude, basically every day now one of the 3rd party vendors we interact with gets hacked. The data leaks are so bad the Japanese government and news are reporting on it and people are getting upset. Coincidentally, Japanese companies started seriously hiring jeets recently (not that Japanese programmers are amazing).Yeah the security leaks that happened in october have only just begun to show how bad the fallout is gonna be.
>>546143328>brown people.>peopleYou're not yet racist enough to join this council.
>>546143292>saar, 5 nines never existed, saar!>“Five nines” (99.999% uptime) is widely considered obsolete as a practical, end-to-end target in modern cloud and distributed computing. Achieving it allows just 5.26 minutes of downtime per year, a threshold that is rarely delivered across today's multi-layered tech stacks.AWS already busted its SLA with a single 28 hour outage (jeeted) this year.
>>546142672An indian would do the job 5 of you would without internet, they're that hard working and dedicated. I wish my son was like that.
>>546143183you get what you pay for. i pay for service that you don’t provide? i get compensation. that’s how this works. until you hire White people to program, you need to anticipate future losses. if that’s a risk you can take, go for it, but literally everyone told you what would happen
>>546143385Here's one of the recent examples:>published passwords and credentials in plaintext to a public GitHub
>>546143398I mean anthropomorphic fecaloid mimics is a bit of a mouthful (not a tasty one either). Shitskins is of course the passing parlance. I retract my characterization.
>>546142575Nothing to worry about saar, we have it fixed in no time, thank-you for your understandings.
>>546142741It will at some point
There’s unfortunately not going to be a fix for this anytime soon. Were on what’s called Gold Command and literally the only way we’re able to communicate atm is via text or phone call which isn’t helping at all.I’m a Microsoft engineer.
>>546142728Keep talking like that, I’m almost there.
>>546143547Wew. This will probably actually kill people. There's information locked in exchange servers that people really needed. Man are so so many places going to want their own mail servers now.
>>546142737This. Imagine thinking the ((economy)) is real, the jew is right about the goyim
fuck why is teams still working man im just getting constant pings of people talking about their issues nowits annoyingshut down teams and give us day off one day wont save anyone
>>546142575Im at work in a papermill and our system also doesnt work rn.
>>546142575full brahmin developer sarr
>>546143665Teams was left up purely so I could make this joke>clean it up janny
>>546142575I've turned my back on pretty much all these businesses. Unless you're forced to for work, why the fuck would you use any of them
>>546142575Is this the beginning of the Linux era?
>>546142575the queue for pvp was broken in ESOis this related?
>>546142575>tech commentators are baffled
>>546143122so because a couple of websites who all share the same server went out for 20 minuites? thats a happening?
>>546143122Naturally people aren't going to report it now because they know microsingh are aware of it by now
>>546144005How can they commentate that they are baffled...if all the lines of commentation are down?
>>546142741Its a industry
>>546144047The company I work for's email is down. Which means procurement is down. If sharepoint is down things will be fucked. Fortune 500.
>>546144081They're trying to express their bafflement via text or phone call which isn’t helping at all
>>546142575if you're using those sites you're retarded
>>546144109Not just your company, every company that employs more than about 20 people all over the world. NZ lost an entire day of roasties emailing each other, luckily it's the weekend tomorrow or we'd be on madax time already
>>546142672>How much will that cost the global economy?Nothing.It will cost exactly 0.These "we lost 6 million gorrilion due to x not working" cringe takes are so fucking jewish and you just prove what a fucking slobbering goy you are by even entertaining those thoughts.
>>546143621None of the shit in your picture has happened though.
>>546142575downdector front page is disingenuous. the microsoft outages have hundreds of thousands reports while gmail had one thousand reports and yet if you look at the front page graphs it looks as though gmail is suffering nearly the same numbers. they baited you and you shilled them
>>546144234>Pic literally shows the straight of hormuzAre you blind?
I thought it was over hours ago but outlook is still down. Wtf this is ridiculous even for jeets. Do they know what the problem is yet?
>>546144319They're a half hour behind their last scheduled progress update so guess legal is involved.Meanwhile MSFT is down -2.5% in overnight trading.
>>546142741Graph of outages
>>546144421> we are not aware of malicious activityThe problem with your meme is it is indiscernable from probable real messagingMemeception
>>546144491They were posting daily covid deaths in my state for a while. The report included age. Nearly everyone who died "of covid" was 80+ years old. Biggest fucking scam of my lifetime and everyone I know fell for it hook line and sinker. Stupid fuckers.Anyway Microsoft is done. These outages are costing big companies real money. That won't do.
>>546144561heh, guess what buddyit's realhttps://status.cloud.microsoft/
>>546143431(You)
>>546144591CNN ticker devised conflating the old use of 'case' which meant sick + tested positive with 'case' meaning positive PCR assessment improperly executed.They are fucking demons.
>>546142575They need to cut the internet off when the nuke goes off in Iran to manage the aftermath without letting the public know.You entire war deciding battles happen top secret unknown to the public now, like top generals getting killed and so forth. It's fucked up.
>>546144614I ain't clicking on that shit
>>546144754I would think Trump would want everyone to know when he nukes Iran, since it would be purely for his ego and wouldn't accomplish anything strategically.
>>546144754> nukeIs to married as your flag is to forehead
>>546144765Smart. I probably have a jeet virus on my Windows computer. Oh shit. Windows computer. It's already over for me, the shit has already been shat.
>>546144238A small bit genuous because of the ancillary effects because of institutional use of retarded microsoft shit
>>546143349>Thankfully I'm a real sentient person and had the foresight to dig up my flooring and store 100 bottles of whiskey and vodka under my house.Based
>>546144765You're not missing much.>Current>status: Recovery efforts are ongoing across impacted infrastructure. We are>seeing early signs of stabilization, but service capacity has not yet returned>to normal levels and health remains variable as traffic is carefully>reintroduced.Our>primary mitigation path continues to focus on service stability and controlled>recovery. Engineering teams are cycling affected infrastructure through traffic>drain, restart, remediation, and staged return-to-service while monitoring>closely. We are also evaluating additional mitigation options to improve>recovery speed and consistency. Network>and traffic-management actions remain in progress, and we continue to>prioritize backlog and queue health to preserve delayed mail during recovery.>As part of this effort, we are extending the email timeout window to 48>hours to help protect delayed messages while service recovery continues. At>this time, we are not aware of any malicious activity causing this incident. We>will continue to treat this with urgency until full mitigation, and we will>share a full Post-Incident Report with root cause and defense-in-depth actions>after recovery is complete.>we are extending the email timeout window to 48 hoursIt's ogre.
>>546142575This is revenge for not voting in Vivek. Operation Kali's Sword is in effect
>>546144491That was fake btw, it has a 0% kill rate, didn't kill a single person
>>546143398My preferred term is "copro-homunculi"
>>546145053>48 hoursThey seem to think nobody works 7 days a week and have given absolutely no information to what is actually happening. Is this part of the 3 days blackout prophecy?
>>546142575This is another 911 but caused by street shitters instead of glowniggers.
>>546145176They are seeing signs of stabilization. They are committed to continue watching for more signs and signals.
>>546145738Please God.
>>546142575This is ultra fucking annoying.
>>546142672the fuck kinda bs job you have you cannot do if outlook is not working?
>>546142575bring on the dystopian cyberpunk erahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7md_gd3HuMQ
>>546145933Companies can get very stupid about depending on cloud services for everything.
>>546142575ze cyber PANDEMIK
>>546144614Says Outlook dotcom is up, it most certainly isn't. Fucking jeets did this. I hate them so much it's unreal.
>>546146028you know what else they are depending onfakin electricityyup das raight
>>546142854Line goes up = good shit...Line goes down = bad shit or sumtin how the fuck should i lnow nigguh sheeit you fuckin cracker
>>546146121Wasn't some shit like this the first sign that skynet was spreading globally? Hopefully life doesn't imitate art, lol.
>>546142672A lot of office jobs are fake not productive garbage... so potentially a lot, because more this shit go, more the people will realize this world is a fake themepark
>>546146121I'm sure it'll be fine.
>>546144184This. Our parliament is not working today so politicians have gone out stating er need our own national solution.
fuck man, Claude is now down too...ima gonna get fuck all done today.it's Skynet for sure, might as well start drinking now
>>546146876there is a fuck ton of AI providers failingI have seen 5 myself through testingsomething is going on
>>546142575You are so not ready for WWIII
>>546143309wait what does it mean?
>>546147259Its from DownDetector. If the line spikes up the there is a service outage
it was nice posting with you faggotsgoodbye :(
>>546147449wait for me! I got the booze and smoked fish!
>>546142575GoyMail works fine what are you rambling about
>>546142672If you can't do your job because email is down. you don't have a real job
>>546147597what are you, a fucking baker? that's a "real" job? I bought a machine to replace you, bong fag
>>546142575You did it to yourself.
>>546142575You still don't get it. They've been telling you for years. They want a one world government, and more recently a new digital currency. They are going to turn the power off.
>>546147838>>546146876>Can't do his """job""" because Claude is downYou don't have a real job
>>546147259Americans are going to get absolutely fucked up in WWIII. What are they going to do when actual enemy fighters, drones, rockets, and missiles fly overhead. How are they going to survive years of modern war with no running water, AC, electricity, or internet if they can't make it ONE DAY WITH NO EMAIL. They are legit too weak to survive at this point.
>>546148072you wouldn't last a day without the internet faggot™
>>546148168America just proved itself weaker than all our wildest expetations. Its over.
>>546148242hey pot meet kettle
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>>546144317>are you blind?pic literally shows aylmao spacecraft launched by ancient greek ship.anon... i
>>546149999Checked
>>546148072every day i beg the Lord for not just one, not just two but three days with no email. :')
Jewgle never struggled for meMicro soft was down briefly that I noticed and works now.Rest I can't speak for as I don't use them.So what was it to be scared of again?
>>546143062I like to think of my old job that I pushed hard to get a proper LIS and they acted like I was retarded for not wanting to use SharePoint as our db. Hope they fixed that!
>>546143431I haven't worked in a jeet shop in over a decade. But the last one I worked in, the jeets all worked 60 hours per week. And they were never able to make their deadlines or demos. They have to work twice as many hours as Whites to have half, or less, of the output Whites produce.
>>546144204ThisI still don't understand how HR departments and bullshit like "product design junior helper manager assistant" or whatever can gain or lose anything, in fact the fact that these people get money for their """""""""work"""""""" in the first place is incredibleIt's no different than when you're a kid and grandpa gives you a "job" in his workshop while he's doing something and then "pays" you with a chocolate bar afterwards, except adults should know better than to play make-believe games appropriate for 5 year olds
>>546147929This is just a rolling resilience test. The real event will be 2030.
>>546147965Poojeets think that email scamming is a "real job"
Well this is itSee you guys around...maybe
>>546150488>can't plan a meaningful job for everybody in a committee, in a planned ecomonyt. neo-bolshies(in a normal free market system, as opposed to both communism and capitalism, everybody would find meaningful work according to their skills, such as knitting wool socks, which thanks to minimal taxation and non existent "tax-like fees" would cover living expenses with ease)
>>546142575>Start firing programmers for AIslop>You are hereThe next decade will look at us as the most retarded generation ever. We invented the information age and we ended it to make a chatbot sound only slightly stupid.
>>546146876Not for me. Are you using the MS 365 connector? I was going to go into the office to do some PowerPoint bullshit today, but may just stay home now. I will say the Claude connector for MS Office 2024 was working fine yesterday during the outage.
>>546142575Of course you are. You are a slave to that software like almost all of the masses.
>>546142575...Extend.EXTINGUISH.
>>546151107But what's even more insane is, they are buying up arable land just to build more bullshit job centers on them as if food just falls from the skyYou could have fed an entire village with that field but you chose to build a business complex filled with people whose job is to hold powerpoint presentations about "sustainability goals" for your company and henpeck employees in a circlejerk of adults pretending to be kindergarteners getting henpecked by a bitch of a teacherAnd also for some reason more and more and more apartment buildings in a place with a steeply declining population where apartments cost so much that a man would need to work for 200 years to actually pay one off, and somehow, ALL of them are bought before the building is even finishedWhat the fuck is even happening there? Also, 40 years ago we had a bigger population and no computers and people worked, now there are fewer people, a roughly equal proportion works, but the majority of them have jobs that were invented in the last two decades which have no discernible point to them
>>546142575This is just like COVID. Starts small. Builds up. This shit ain't coming back They are switching it all off... For us.
>>546142875This post is jeetcoded
>>546142987It's a street shitting nigger thingI have a feeling you already know that
>>546142575Did AWS win?
>>546151697In Soviet Union it was a simple fact of life, that >people pretended to work and government pretended to pay to people for the pretended workIt all boils down to planned economy and it's inherent follies and absurdities. At moment, people pretend to work, yet they are still getting paid (tho about 85% of it it gets taxed back to the Moloch's throat immediately once it touches "the worker's hand"). Mostly thanks to FIAT system, that didn't exist in the Soviet Union.Anyways, this is how the "introduction of the ideology" -phase looks like. It is insanity.(cool thread about differences in perception over here: >>546146007 )
