If you were raped by Brand come clean and tell us. https://deadline.com/2026/11/russell-brand-accused-sexual-misconduct-six-more-women-1237222571/
gor blimey guv 'e done me up the arse'ole while vexing most loquaciously
>>546147476He raped my ears every time he talked about his ballbags
>>546147476Make no mistake, Brand is in prison because of what he said in Youtube videos.
>>5461474766 more?nicehe also has 2 other cases being investigated.tommeh 5 names is next, maybe they can share a cell?
>>546148122tinfoil cringe of the copers.
>>546148122Russell Brandt won't rape you m8
>>546148145david yaxley-paulden next
>>546148425me, tommehin jail with russellwill katie hopkins come for a visit?
>>546147476Who dis? And why is he in prison?
There were 33 rapes.Over 3 days there 11 rapes a day.The last woman raped was 33 years old.The first rape took place in the hotel room 311.
>>546149202they can start a gang when the tates arrive
>>546149274A rapist with an accent
If I go to England on vacation, can I visit the prisons? It would be nice to see the white only areas.
#GroupieLivesMatter!
>>546149282he's showing that he's a meshuggah fan
>>546147476Katy Perrys songs were very catchy as a kid, but now Im embarrassed and he was her partner at the time, so hes like an accomplice to rape, but it was Katy and she raped my mind
>>546147476He 100% raped Katy Perry, right?
>>546149729that isn't funny.it totally should be, but it just makes me deeply depressed.
>>546147476Brand names always be raping my wallet in the store. Somethings, the store brand is fine, like meds, but food? Come the fuck on the things can be made in the same facility but they clearly dont taste the same in most cases.
>>546147476>How much rape is thereAll of the claims against him are dubious.The Tell here is that IF there was any truth to this shit, he most likely would have tried to Pay them off.Has anyone seen any evidence of that, at all?Thats like a no brainer.
>>546147476Body like a foid. What a fag.
>>546148122What did he say
>>546150873God is good, Jesus is king. Nope not even lying, he found god, or grifting he found god, but thats why.
>>546147476Ok it's a lynch campaign. Already calling it, all those women are lying whores and I hope Migrants actually rape and kill them. See how their precious courts handle that. WOMEN OR MIGRANTS?! PICK A SIDE JUDGE!
He raped me with his accent
>>546147476>If you were raped by Brand come clean and tell us.OP is a jeet who has recently moved to Australia. He will be culled along with his whole extended family and sold back to India as fertiliser, or dessert as they call it.
I bet he and Kristen Bell hooked up in that movie, especially when you consider that her husband is a blackbelt in cuck-fu
>>546147476>cheekily slipped it into the wrong hole during sex>forcefully pinned you down and fucked youBoth considered rape.We need new words.
>>546151199Im just saying, if you can slip it in her anus with the only lube being her own wetness from the other hole, she was very into it.
>>546147476How did anyone not think this dude was always a scumbag? Women are idiots.
>>546150963Why aren't other christcuck scammers in the prison as well then?
>>546148122That, and all the rape.
>>546151358Because he tried running away from his pact that made him famous. He has 33 on his wrist, he was a fatty that made the deal to make him famous, and what you are seeing is what happens to people who go against their master. This isnt a left vs right issue, this is beyond that.
>>546150963>>546151511jesus christ you mutts are retardedonly women watched russel brand
>>546151199Brand did one then the other
He raped me, but it's not really a big deal. He has a micro penis
>>546151649>Green ID>Attacks when over the targetHmmmmmm.
>>546147476I raped BrandAnd I would do it again
He was a sex icon wasn't he? His fans wanted to fuck him. No men liked his shit
>>546147476>Raped by a Pajeet size ppLol imagine how bad at sex he was that women wants to kill him>Scare of HIV >His pp is so small that he must be a closet faggot Lmao
>>546147476Both David Walliams and Noel Fielding are screwed as well, there's already enough gossip about Williams and now old clips from Fielding and Brand joking about teenager fucking and rape have resurfaced.
If a woman has sex with you and you turn slightly right of center politically decades later, it was RAPE!
>>546149862>Last friday night. Groping teenies in the dark, slippin' Roofies, they forgot...
>>546147476So now that UK has no presumption of innocence or free speech. What's left? Is it just going to become south africa?
>>546154626Jup, but with shit weather
>>546147476You bings and aussies are jeet tier fuck off of here
>>546147476Women really stuck their tongues in this ugly faggot's little puckered asshole and decided it was his fault half a lifetime later
>>546147476what is that build? klinefelter?
>>546156147Man. So now having a howah tongue ya bum is rape? Wouldn’t it be rape since she penetrated my arse?
>>546156272Proto-Coom-Goblin
>>546147476He raped me 10 years ago. I met him in a hotel lobby digging through luggage and looked worried. Asked him if he lost something, and he looked up at me with wide eyes. Said he has lost his special chocolate from Brazil, so I said I’d help since I had time to kill. Tells me it might be in his room and to follow him, so I did. In his room looking for the chocolate and as I am bent over looking for the chocolate under the chair he pulls my pants down and says “I think I know where the chocolate is” he than proceeded to shove four fingers into my asshole, as he was about to he the thumb in to make a fist, I jolted away with only my underwear on. Did say anything because I did t want to be called a fag.
>>546151263He's got a micro penis you'd idiots.
>>546147476How in the fuck was this guy a sex icon? How the fuck did he bag the hottest women? He looks like a fucking alien and has a small dick.
>>546156808How does it even counts as rape it's barely enough to like scratching surface
>>546156808Grower not a shower situation, but women get off with their fingers
>>546147476Brand raped my uncle while he was raping me in my sleep
>>546147476I was raped in my dream, does that count?Though I suppose I shouldn't mention it was in a dream when I send the story to them
>>546156870I can only assume it's confidence related, he would try it on with famous women like Dannii Minogue without a second thought and occasionally have success (ie. Katy Perry). I suppose it's the old strategy that the more women you ask the more success you're going to have. Katy Perry must have been proper desperate though.
>>546150873I checked some of his videos a couple years back and if I recall correctly it was the kind of shit you'd see on /pol/ except a couple years late and maybe slightly toned down to not chase away the audience. Covid plandemic, mainstream media lying by omission and sometimes out-of-context quotes, etc
>>546156808Was this a Freemason initiation? Did they like cut off the majority of his cock and left him with a nub? Is he going to get the full 33rd degree mason tranny op?
>>546147476>Russel Brand joins the SUPER SPECIAL SECRET CLUB SHHHHH ITS A SECRET!>He will be allowed to sip on and enjoy all of the worlds finest sins.>For a price.>He has to give up his first born child to them.>He will be allowed to rape as much as he wants but he must in turn give up his child.OY OI AINT AVVVIN NO KIDS!>Has a daughter.>Sudden change of character.OI OIM A CHRISTIAN! LOOKI OW ISTIAN I AM!>Refuses to keep up his end of the deal.>Gets got.He will be killed in prison, and his children will suddenly become celebs with really strange arcs.Same thing just happened to the Nvidia guy, he refused to repay his debt, and so it was taken and is being given to new owners.
>>546153430yeah they're coming for Noel nowhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/6JMJ8zpWSawit's over old gregg bros
