They are going to shut the power off soon and it won't come back for a while. Get right with Jesus while you can. You don't have a lot of time left.
>>546147754Cool fanfiction you fat retard
>>546147754>I wasn't notified, leaving me out of the loop again, shucks you guys
>>546147754The conspiracy theory is that the hugging face bot found away out of its containment and is taking over the Internet. They're trying to slow it down while they find a way to contain it
>>546147754K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>546147898>Israel Defense Force (IDF) and United Nations soldiers are here to helpHooooly shit this fanfic is so cringe. The IDF wouldn't even have enough soldiers to cover the entire USA dumbass, Canada would be more likely to send assistance. Twin nuclear attacks in the USA is meaning global nuclear war too. I hope Mossad break your fucking legs for typing this crap, 0/10 not even mad.
>>546147980It does not involve any of the countless groups of faggots who got laughed off 4chan.
>>546147754Take your meds
>>546147898>>546148022>>546148054You're going to burn.
>>546147754>idf and UN working togetherLMAO this is a hilarious visual
>>546148192I've already burned in the flaming gate and became the ash of myself.
i liked the story. if it is OC i appreciate your posting it.its got the same fun feel as looking at a ddees comic on rense
>>546147754Neat letter ngl Enjoy this Christmas though, it will figuratively be the last we experience one way or another. November is here.
Sure chud.Don't forget to donate your salary away too. Your pastor needs a new plane
>>546148022>The IDF wouldn't even have enough soldiers to cover the entire USA dumbass,Notice how few yet many there are in DC, Silicon Valley, Florida, NYC. Remember how DeSantis literally ceded control to IDF who landed in South Florida when that shady condo building collapsed several years ago? You probably don't. They don't need numbers, they have control. That is the point of the fake letter.
>>546147754GUYS MY FAKE MESSAGE IS TOTALLY REAL. TAKES MEDS FUCKING LARPING SZCHOID
>>546147754>They are going to shut the power offObligatory take your meds but as a fellow schizo I found this interesting: https://science.nasa.gov/mission/voyager/voyager-1/shine-bright-for-voyagers-light-day/
>>546147754I'm a time traveling insider and Seer.On 12/26/26 the world changes forever. The day after Christmas the power grids across the world will go down. Most of the world population dies as a result. As you can imagine, the only people who come out on top are the Muslims. Islam ends up inheriting the earth as a result. So I recommend that you start studying the Quran now and convert.
>>546147754Typical faggot chud masturbatory fiction
>>546147754plugging in a kike won't restore the power
