A boomer found a bunch of gold from the american civil war and the government took it from him and lied about it>be treasure hunter Dennis Parada>find what you think is the location of millions of dollars of civil war gold>tell the FBI about it for some reason>judge grants the FBI a search and seizure warrant that would allow them to dig between 6 AM and 10 PM>FBI keeps the people who found the location out of the dig site>some hunters who happened to be near the site say they saw the FBI digging at around 5 AM even though the FBI says they didn't show up until 8 AM that day>they also saw armored trucks, one of which looked weighed down like they were carrying something>FBI denies they found anything even though their own geophysical consultant identified an underground metallic mass weighing up to 9 tons that had the density of goldhttps://drgnews.com/2023/10/07/treasure-hunters-sue-for-records-on-fbis-civil-war-gold-dig/Parada reached a $26k settlement with the FBI to pay for the legal costs of his lawsuit in exchange for not seeking any additional records from the FBIhttps://wjactv.com/news/local/clearfield-treasure-hunters-reach-26k-settlement-over-fbi-civil-war-gold-digWhat would you do if you found a bunch of gold or treasure like him and wanted to sell it without getting caught by the government?
>>546156223How are you going to cash it out without drawing attention to yourself?
>What would you do if you found a bunch of gold or treasure like him and wanted to sell it without getting caught by the government?i would do things. i wont elaborate further
>>546156316Im sure theres a black market for it. Otherwise go on a cross country road trip making stops at pawn shops along the way.
>>546156316press into shitty gold "antiques" and sell for half of spot
Heres what happened behind the scenes according to someone allegedly in the know
>>546156223cause he's a dumbass who thought the white government was his friend loland what would have happened if he refused to hand it over? white pigs would have killed him
>>546156316Easy, retard.
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>>546156316>cash it outno, anon.with gold you can use it as collateral.you don't cash it out.
>>546156316melt it and sell it to a pawn shop
>>546156223>tell the FBI about it for some reasondeserved it.
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>>546156478Based and Mr. Wednesday pilled.
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>>546156316you've never sold gold have you? No one cares, as long as it's real. The trick is finding a place with that much money on hand. Most "pawn" shops or "metal" shops wont do over 50k in one transaction.
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>>546156593This, boomers are mental children
>>546156223Another reposted bot.Saged.
>>546156649If you come in with anything over 10k they usually snitch on you to the feds.
>>546156223Guess he made the mistake of telling feds about it first lol. But you knew that OP
>>546156724cool go to 4 different places
>>546156649Sell it in small chunks? You could visit pawn shops every week travel around USA selling thousands at a time. I would enjoy that as a full time job.
>>546156573who exactly the fuck do you think is gonna read all this?
>>546156853>retard has been so brain rotted by short form videos that he can't read something that'll take less than a minute to do
>>546156724they have to. its because of federal law and reporting systems built into the SWIFT banking system (these are called cash-transaction-reports). that pawn shop or small business isnt going to take the L for you. plan accordingly
>>546156837hell yeah. the first bundle would buy a better vehicle to do it in
>>546156223>tells FBIYes there are NPCs in the world. lmao Leo I thought it was one of his workers that snitched on him. Nope, NPC award for 2026 goes to this brilliant man.
>>546156316Pieces at a time? You live off it and drive aroud the country tonpawn shops and buyers untill you have enough fiat to not give a shit and a partial horde of gold too.
>>546157640>>pawn shop or small businessFUCKING KEK YOUR NIGGER IQ IS ON FULLLLLLLLLLLL DISPLAY
>>546156316call up private swiss banks and offer 20% to handle it. they’ll put it on a private jet and set you up with an account. usa has no exit controls which would make it particularly easy
>>546156223Boomers have to be the most RETARDED NAIVE generation to ever exist.
Op has been posting this thread for years. lol wtf.
>>546156582This. Not hard. Just cut tiny pieces off worth a grand or so and sell em as needed to new pawn shops.Take as many vacations/road trips as you want and be sure to stop by pawn shops and coin stores at each.You basically make 1k a day for an hour or so of work. Or you make a full date hitting all the shops and make 20-30k thar day. You can do the full circuit like that a couple times a year with no real suspicion.Or you can road trip to 400 pawn shops in 2 weeks and make 400k and do that once a year. This isnt rocket science. The hard part would be not selling too large of an amount all at once
>>546156223>finders keepers den>'hello fbi? i just found 50 million dollars in abandoned gold and us currency, i need help immediately!!'
>>546157864Yeah man, buy a dodge and rip around USA state by state selling all that gold off slowly.
>>546156223>>tell the FBI about it for some reasonAnother example of dumb fuck maga
>>546156544>they are reading my fanfictionsLol
>>546156223he probably also tips the government when doing taxes. serves him right.
>>546156837Lets do ot
>>546157864ROAD TRIP!
>>546156223>>546156544>>546156573>>546156601>>546156631Did not read single word
>>546156853People who arent retarded faggots
