What is the first thing you would do if you were in Nazi Germany?
>>546158677post on /pol/ with the nazi flag
>>546158677buy some pervitin.
>>546158677Call Hitler a fag.
>>546158677Women out of the military and police forces.
>>546158677Redpill them on the Jews
>>546158677Look for a sexy fräulein to help make many aryan soldiers to carry the Reich to total victory for the next 2,000 years and beyond of course
Shrink myself and let a woman bathe me
>>546158677I'd let niggers tongue my anus
>>546158677Drinking giant glass mug of beer with some Nazis
>>546158677Tell Hitler how to build the nuke
>>546159112unironically the only answer besides joining the party immediately
>>546159381sensiblechuckle.jpgHitler ist das cigarette?
>>546158677I would ask to be put in charge of the gas chambers. That way If the holocaust was real I'd get to kill millions of jews, and if the holocaust is fake (it was) I wouldn't have to work.
>>546158677Buy a ticket to Portugal.
>>546160877checked and die glocke was always a mobile reactor, using an inefficient cooling mechanism of red mercury called "xerum 525". You will always see fake stuff about it but mercury can technically cool the rods in a reactor. its inefficient as hell, but it could still technically work. possibly die glocke was moved to Regen island sometime before 1944, when it has long been theorized a nuclear detonation happened. this, ofc, could have been a critical mass event due to the inefficient cooling methods of the xerum 525. it also makes sense that they removed it to a more isolated area like regen island, where they believed the populous at large would be shielded from such a critical mass event.
>>546158677How cool it would be to walk those streets: everyone was white, swastikas, and redpills on jews displayed everywhere.
>>546158677Get the fuck out, the russians are coming.
>>546158677hug my relatives
>>546158677Kill myself out of boredom. There are no computers and no internet.
>>546161988>>goes back to arguably the best period of history ever for white men>>kills self because "muh boredom"you are not white.
>>546158677If one were to simply appear in nazi Germany or any country one would have problems being a totally unknown person. Not speaking the local language makes that worse. I'm not really sure what they would do with someone who just appeared.
I would immediately start painting yellow stars on everything I didn't care for
>>546162232leave it to a nanny bong to ruin the suspension of disbelief for a moment so anons can have funI wish Hitler had nuked britain.
>>546162082 >the best period of history ever for white men This post really embodies how most neo nazis have literally no clue about the Third Reich. The best period in history for white men was probably the Belle Époque (Europe at it's zenith), or the decade from 1991 (end of history, the West won) to 2001 (end of history cancelled)
>>546158677start stealing? idk, some brazilian shit
>>546162711BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh wait, you're genuinely serious.let me laugh even harder. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyou're fucking retarded, and you need to be 18 to post here. protip; never try to LARP as someone older than yourself. 1991-1999 wUZ Da bEST gtfo you dumb faggot
>>546163186It was a fuckload better than it is now that's for sure.
>>546158677Would they have sent me straight to a concentration camp just because I’m a slav?
>>546163260who asked you, nigger? you arent in this argument, so fuck off back the way you came and die mad. k, sweaty? noone said fuck all about todays world, as if I needed your midwit take to know this shit is gay and retarded. THANK YOU, THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH FOR YOUR MIDWIT TAKE #203848403.
>>546163382Hahaha holy fuck seek help for your anger issues you absolute faggot. I recommend #2 buckshot.
>>546158677Try arrange an important meeting with Hitler.
>>546158677buy rheinmetall stocks. just like being in 2021
>>546158677Enjoy every minute of it
>>546164590based
>>546158677Have sex with Hitler
>>546160877>implying you know how to make a nuke and all the tech that comes with it
>>546162711Not true at all, I’ve talked heavily with my grandparents about how things were when they were young, and it sounds like paradise. Not only that, I grew up around Mennonites and the way they live is a lot like my grandparents describe. Thinking about just joining once I make more money. The last place you can get a blonde and blue eyed wife who isn’t shit
>>546158677Leave for a more based society.
probably get out of nazi germany
Join the 15th Panzers?
>>546161194You are so Portuguese
>>546158677kill hitler lmao
>>546163613This. I would warn him about Himmler and Goering. I would try to prevent ww2 entirely and operation Barbarossa.
Well, first I would probably blink. Then I would inhale. The id blink again. Then I'd exhale. I would shift my weight forward and bit. Then lift my right leg. Then I'd move my right leg forward. Blink. Then id put my foot down at same time I move forward. Then id inhale again. Now I'd bring my left foot
>>546158677Masturbate
>>546158677I would fuck off to Argentina and fuck PTP
>>546158677Quickly write down all the uranium enrichment, transistor and cyclotrone production processes and hand them over, they win lmao
>>546161555nothing better
>>546169745Assuming I wake up with my phone, If I don't I'll share everything I know that they didn't have back then
>>546158677Tell Hitler that he needs to use the Sarin gas, all of it, or an unspeakable nightmare future even worse than he predicted he Mein Kampf would come to pass.
>>546162506bongs had the aryan genetics required to build nukes, germcucks couldn't rap their little swarthy brains around the concept. They just gave up. It's a good thing they folded so fucking fast to the commies or we'd have dropped it on Berlin.
>>546169791How are going to google anything you dumb serb bastard
>>546169999I have a bunch of books on my phone and the battery lasts for 3 days, so I'll scribble until it runs out, all info about nukes is out nowadays you know, cyclotrone is the trickiest part since it has to be extremely big
>>546158677go to hitlerdo a 360walk away proudly
>>546158677Invent better SI so faggot OP won't have to spam his shitty fake images
>>546158677>What is the first thing you would do if you were in Nazi Germany?get a job, a house, a wife and kids
>>546170148All I have on my phone is pictures of voluptuous women, reaction images, and a bunch of TMs, parts catalogs, and articles on stuff that theyd've either known about already or wouldn't be useful for people in the past anyway
>>546158677Stürmeranything the kikes hate is good in my book
>>546158677find a brothel and fuck a prostitute
>>546170607if you have marlene dietrich nudes you can make a killing
>>546158677Leave Europe immediately and go back to the US, and hopefully somehow convince FDR to commit to krumping the Axis earlier.
>>546158677Poison wells
>>546162711People will seethe but I agree. It definitely wasn't the 1990s though, it had already long since been Over by then.
>>546158677Surrender myself as a British spy, and tell them every allied move using the power of hindsight.
>>546158677I would try to convince Hitler I am from the future and tell him not to invade Russia until Europe is all wrapped up. I would also tell him to let the Japs know they should forget about Pearl Harbor.
