>>546159138Pay peanuts.Get monkeys.>Information technology rule number 7
GoodFastCheapPick two to drive your project. The remaining option is the problem given to the project.>Information technology rule number 3
Cream rises to the top, so does the scum.>Information technology rule number 20
>>546160068>Get monkeys.the finest computer assisted monkeys limited quantity of money can buy
During hardware migrations and escalation points, the wallpaper of the cat on the desktop is more important than the project plan or documents.>Information technology rule number 47
>>546159138>Replacing our entire workforce with 70 IQ indians did not cause the problemSource: Company run by indians
>>546159138Firing competent people to replace them with people that have fake degrees and use AI to code? No, no that couldn't possibly be it.
When not in doubt, get in doubt. Fast.>Information technology rule number 1
>>546160848the desperate adoption of AI to try to justify stock valuations is going to crash this shit with no survivors
Outlook services have been restored to your computer. ticket closed
>>546160848Understand now why I will not go back to the office? Every power point comes with an inner tube and banana to engage the room. At least from my perspective I can still play and build stuff as I see fit without someone shitting in my sandbox then declaring ownership...of a 4 year lifecycle sandcastle thats already hit obselesance on completion.The lie that gets sold is it "ez" to do and only requires a monkey to run operations. So be it. Let it break.
