>>546168740those flesh fibres look like a ball of yarn
>>546168740it's burger hour don't make me barf
Cool, so chicken that will still spike my blood sugar
>>546168740Can someone explain to me why and how they are going to print chicken without using actual shit chicken is made of? And more importantly how and why?
>>546168931jews
>>546168740Dammit burgers! Stop this fucking madness!
>>546168740still probably better than the woody shit they serve in restaurants
>>546168740So just label it as a meatloaf.
>>546168740FF 20 years and suddenly everyone eating that shit has cancer. Same shit might happen with all that "impossible" food. Everyone eating that shit are beta testers until there are long term studies done.
>>546168740Are the Jews hoarding the real chickens? They’ve sinned quite a bit recently
>>546169037How can you tell real meat from the fake one during the purchase
>>546168931Just don't buy it if you want it. It's primarily for vegetarians and shit
>>546168931They use mold in the bioreactors
>>546169120Ingredient list most likely. The first, and sometimes only, ingredient will be Chicken.
>>546169145Wrong, dirty misinformation Tyson owns the chicken bioreactor business. FDA just approved them to build a factory here. It was imported in from isreal. Tyson supplies McDonald’s, kfc and two other fast food places. Get ready for bioreactor fast food. I’m never going to any of them again. FDA green light is an omen.
Wheat eaters are preprogrammed
>>546168931Buddhists have been using wheat gluten to simulate meat for 1000 years
>>546169673Why not just eat tofu then instead of making this fake and gay “chicken”
>>546168931Idk what they're doing now. But the mushroom based quorn stuff was excellent for a fake meat. They should just do that shit.
>>546169737I wonder if the black peoples know about this. It would be funny if washing fake chicken sparks a chemical reaction. Something like putting bleach on fake chicken creates a nerve gas.
>>546168740I suspected that kfc was growing chicken on metal rods in some underground bio factory where a robot "harvests" the product when it grows enough to resemble a chicken tenderloin, uses meat glue to hold it into a shape that looks like a tenderloin, many times when I went to KFC for some strips I been finding the hard plastic chunks in my chicken strips. Haven't been back in years
Yum, 3D-printed food!
>>546168931The official answer to the "why" is going to be the same 2 they always use, climate change & feed the poor (3rd world poor, not poor whites of course).
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>>546169737They are literally doing that? What do you think this thread is about?
>>546168740veganism to trans rabbit hole
>>546168740Amerisharts litteraly eat anything. If you put block of teflon amerishart would eat it.
>>546168931why? it's cheaperhow? cuz you'll eat it
>>546178568
Why is it called chicken? If they want to eat that shit just call it shit. Stop immitating foods you don't eat.
3D-printed food industry is ISRAELI>3D-printed food industry is ISRAELI3D-printed food industry is ISRAELI>3D-printed food industry is ISRAELI3D-printed food industry is ISRAELI
>>546169116Holy shit, this guy is onto something
>>546169145It's not labeled "lab grown" or "3d printed"
>>546168740whoever opposes this but is fine with the conventional stuff is giga retarded
Test
>>546169035>American cheese >It's not real cheese Cattle country
>>546168876Gluten is protein, they use it in keto bread and wraps too
I still don't get the point, all things considered meat is still cheap as fuck, you'd have a hard time going lower than chicken with 3D printed paste.Maybe they'll use if for other stuff that's harder to get, 3D printed salmon, shark fin or high quality beef makes sense. Even if the taste isn't exactly the same if you were rich enough to know you wouldn't be eating slop off a 3D printer.
just dense bread with a fuck tonne of chicken salt and toxic preservativespass>oy vey its a perfectly good chicken substitutedoes it also work as a swinging chicken substitute for transferring your sins into Shlomo?
>>546186507conventional is full of feces, antibiotics, hormones, toxins etc
>>546168931>more importantly why?Human experimentation.If you viewed the vast majority of the human population as useless eaters, you wouldn’t simply exterminate them. You would make them useful eaters by turning them into human lab rats for research that can be used to extend your life etc.That’s why there wasn’t a mass die off with COVID vaccines.
>>546186988>this retarded kike thinks I eat caged jewish chickens
>>546168740Shove it up your ass.
>>546168931Brother it's made of fermented wheat gluten, it's an ancient food it's not some science shit. It's for people that can't eat meat due to diet issues.By 3D printed they just mean extruded from a nozzle just like a chicken nugget lol
>>546188364conventional is always bad, just the degree of bad varies
>>546186507It's not dense bread, it's wheat protein, it's almost entirely protein. It's like tofu but using wheat protein, it's an ancient food and it's pretty good for you.
>>546168740It's about time. I've been waiting for 100% fake plastic food. We are getting closer.
>>546188787well i cant fault the expert sin swinging jew. >kikes be working the shabbat hard about muh fake chickenswell then I see you guys need all the (((conventional))) chickens you can get your sinful hands on. >oy vey we need all the live chickens for our sins or god won't be fooledof course, of course. then best you go prepare for the weekly sin transfer party rabbiand boosting the thread this hard on the shabbat must be an extra live chicken each at least
the retarded discover seitan: the thread
>>546169673And have you seen Buddhists and Indians? They look starved and malformed.
>>546168931With the neoliberal reforms, they privatised a lot of public services, deregulated protections, reduced welfare and increased foreign aid.
>>546168860It looks like a randomly generated texture.
swingin the >bock bockchickenswingin the >bock bockchick-kenand its all kinda gaybut it keeps god at bay>>insert bridgeswingin the >bock bockchickenswingin the >bock bockchickenyes its all kinda gayhelps mental illness stay...c'mon kikes sing-a-long with us
>>546189636retarded liaryou're the one who wants to kill chickens and has things in common with the chicken swingers, stop projecting
>>546191964yes yes jewjew. you're the victim here we know, we know. since you wont shut up about being the eternal victim about everything, including chickens ffsnow stop with the working like a good little yidiot and go and obey moshe like god told you.
>>546168740>Chicken breast>Literally söy bread
>>546168740Sounds like they use some sort of yeast extract to make it taste meaty.
>>546168740>wheat glutenlooks like bread. is bread. i'd stick a big chunk of fried chicken in that there bread, i would.
anyone paying attention to this thread (why would you, i know) will recognize its bumps as generic throwaway posts near the archive deadline, on pages 8, 9 or 10. spammers are learning to go earlier than 10 because that obvious time-milking got their scam spotted in the first place
i only eat dense calorie ration bars and take vitaminsyou can't get me with the 3d printed meat, j*w!
>>546192198>yeasty meatsounds like some foid crotch yeasty hole area between the legsno hang about, my badthat's roast beef not chicken
the desired effect of this scam, the pajeet bump scam, in honor of its most common practitioners, is that spam of no real interest to anons stays on the board all day long while genuine threads live or die by entertainment value
>>546191610It looks like randomly generated torture.
>>546168740factory farmed chicken is already mutant labgrown meat.
Probably better than the shit they sell at walmart and aldi
there's an easy way to find the most shameless of these bump scammers. sort the catalog by date, go to the [Bottom] and just eyeball the post counts. double digit post counts stick out like street turds. anything under 200 is pretty suspect. you can find these fake pajeet bump scam threads all day every day, across every topic, posted by every flag. extra clues like great reset pseudo food are just cherries on top so there's no mistaking the handiwork
>>546192114get help, retard
>>546193192is this thread now marked for kill?and after all those shilling jews sweating away on god's day of rest put all that effort for this typical demorilization thread about disgusting franken food? say it aint so. I hope this isnt some weird pilpul flex or other retarded jewish revenge nonsense>>546193246>muh take meds tropshut your hole kike
>>546186507>>546192151>>546192354it's protein, why is it so hard to understand. people get literally triggered by the word "wheat" to automatically think "bread" lel>input to brain: wheat gluten>trigger word detected: wheat>output from brain: breadfunny stuff
>>546193471>>546193530nice try nose niggers
this thread currently averages about 10 posts per hour, much like the oldest thread on the board does. >>546153173 do you could there be anything else in common?
>>546168740I would like it. Where you get it? Make sandwich. Can't even tell. Faux chicken stuff is always close enough. It goes with barbecue sauce or mayo and ketchup so you don't care anyway.
you get to see special patterns emerge when you watch the old end of the /pol/ catalog. these are the ipso factos of the sliding scene down here. many of these slow methodical threads have no business surviving to the point where i see them
why are you all hiding behind memeflags? do you think that looks normal? what country are we trying not to identify today
>>546187443im sold. i had an interesting grad prospect available but ran into ethics concerns and made the project a red tape nightmare. willing participants on the other hand, well
