>250,000 more Neets across UK in five years, new analysis warnshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/neets-crisis-welfare-lib-dem-analysis-b3084111.html>London council rakes in £750K from motorists stopping in ‘wrongly placed’ yellow boxhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/plumstead-yellow-box-junction-greenwich-council-appeal-b1304731.html>Wartime plotting room rediscovered under white cliffs of Dover opens to visitorshttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-11-13/second-world-war-plotting-room-rediscovered-under-cliffs-opens-to-visitors
put my poo in the oven and baked it call that a poo bake
first for kino keith, highest quality posts on the board
Poo bake and a Piss pastyCorrrrr let's AV' ITTTT
Baking a poo
poodean christian values
why do you have to make killing kikes all simpy?
Judeo Poo values
>>546176264sex is the reason for everything
>>546176264dunno lol
>>546176167>>546176376>that idkino
Just had a bath.Do people really fill their bathtubs almost to the top? I could never be arsed with that. 2 inches of water is enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGeffTRiXU
>jews, do we need em ?
>28%Benimongs and glowies must be seething uncontrollably.
THAT'S GOTTA HURT!
Anybody know if this is a true story?>WW2>An SS officer has jews and red army prisoners>He orders the communists to dig a hole>When complete he tells the jews to get in the hole>He orders the red army troops to bury them alive>They refuse >He tells them to get out of the hole>He orders the communists to get in the hole>He orders the jews to bury them>They immediately start shovelling dirt on top of them>At neck height he makes the jews dig them back out>He then tells the communists that this is how jews view goyim, that they have no mercy for goys
>>546176642It has barely been reported. If I were a normie I would never know. Nobody has commented on it on any major news outlet.Narrative control in full effect. InfoGrid status: LOCKED DOWN
Happenings on Friday after markets have closed are extra suspicious
>>546176838Narrative control is working very poorly if people keep voting Restore by the scores.
>>546176642why do these boomers use the same ai graphics, use ai to make something different from 40 year old single mums making posters for their home bakeries
All problems in the world is because of old fox aka UK.
>>546176889But nothing has happened?
>>546177101*israel
>>546176522>Do people really fill their bathtubs almost to the top? I could never be arsed with that. 2 inches of water is enough.Mate you're in bliss with your whole body under the water. Are you not sitting there cold? It's so good I never even shower. That shit's torture.
>>546177139UK created Israel. UK is behind every bloodshed, problem and disaster in the world.
Amazing to think that mi5 and mi6 have entire teams deployed online to stop about less than 10 schizophrenic alchies from formulating THE plan to save the world.
>>546177279nahthat's the mesopotamians
>>546176748Sounds true.
Not one mention of the national ground stop in america
>>546177101nigger
Poo rolls? How many bossman
>>546176264Because anglokike culture is about subverting everything into gay synogogue slop, /poo/ is just a board of electronic degenerate skinhead faggots pretending to be nazis, like andrew anglin (egglin) and whatnot
>>546176748happens all the time, just the other day it happened down the road and round the corner
all air travel in America is being grounded
>>546177754oh well
>>546177754Not grounded, just not allowed to take off.They can still drive along the on the ground.
>>546176748He should have finished by telling the commies to kill the jews and then he mow down the commies anyways :D
>>546177517Thought it was just one team of nonce grasses?
>>546178022They wouldn't be commies anymore after they knew the Truth.
>>546177053Ok but why? What is your beef with 40yo single moms making posters for their home bakeries?But I would like to see proper poster type making a comeback. Sick and tired of these soulless all caps sans serif fonts.
>>546177754
>>546177517They've been exclusively recruiting BAMEs for years. It's now a battle between between the low iq and the mentally ill. Could go either way.
>>546178221they genuinely look all the same, idc about people using ai but make it look different instead of the typical gpt fontoh, also single mums need to be put down
>>546178276
>>546178276Must have been using Outlook to send and receive all their flight plans.
>>546178350
>>546177279herman wirth blamed the gaels of the cambridge group
can't deal with the cold now -2C outside and i wrapped up like a BAME i think the summer did me in somehow last winter was running around in sub zero no problems, how do i get my power back
>The English Crusader>I'm hearing reports Is this the male version of every slag wanting to be popular on Instagram
>>546178099Correct. True commies are probalb yless than 1 in 1000. Most leftists are leftist because they fell for the lies line, hook and sinker, because they couldn't imagine that the friendly teachers and the masses of journalists who told them about right and wrong could possibly all be satanist manipulators or duped idiots like himself. An understandable mistake. These faux leftists will be the ones who will hunt their former masters and tear them apart alive in the streets without any right winger ever even needing to incite them. I for one, speaking as a former leftist, am itching for the chance to disembowel some red rascals alive.
>>546178508>grok, verify this>say please
They didn't listen wise old Klaus when he warned about ze cyber pandemic.
alri la
Who knew that Outlook was so vital to aviation?
want to work at the poo roll desk in gchq
>>546177580It's resolved already cauldrone
>>546178350English ATC shuts down for a day or so every few months. It's not a big deal. No one even loses their job.
>>546178762MS have a kill switch to stop the world and there's nothing stopping satya going rogue
>>546178794did we speedrun the mars attacks plot
>BREAKING: The government has admitted that the asylum camp next to Piddington will pose a risk to women and girls living nearby, documents show>The planning document also revealed concerns from local police chiefs about the "increased risk of crime""Some of you might get gang raped to death but that's a price I'm willing to pay"
>>546178508Wouldnt fancy living near lakenheath ngl
>>546178099No, the only good commie is a dead one, just like kikes or child rapist, ect...
>>546178508"shelter in place"https://news.sky.com/story/us-personnel-forced-to-shelter-at-uk-air-base-after-suspected-unauthorised-drone-activity-13611986
>>546178965Tomorrow morning you'll wake up and realise that nothing that "happened" today means anything, I insist that you agree
>>546178985in with a shot of the rare anglo latina gf
>>546178985Nuke bait (if nukes and/or happenings existed)
>>546177951>i can still fly in my mind
>>546178968To the government, the crime is a feature. It's not an unfortunate side effect, but rather exactly what they are after.
>Appropriate that as we sink ever further into decline we end up with ministerial titles at the level you get in chaotic juntas where everyones a Colonel General>A West African-styled banana republic without the tropical climate. Whatever might have been predicted for the end of empire, few would have predicted this.>Minister for of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of Poverty in the UK in General and England and Wales in Particular.
US airports latest: All flights grounded by Federal Aviation Administration due to 'extraordinary circumstances'Follow the latest on this developing news story below - as the Federal Aviation Administration grounds all flights across US airports. "All departing traffic should remain ground stopped until further notice," it said.https://news.sky.com/story/us-airports-latest-all-flights-grounded-by-federal-aviation-administration-because-of-extraordinary-circumstances-13611682its happening lads wind up radios ready
>>546176522It takes 55mins to fill my bath, that’s not even to the top
>>546179161"Some of you might not get gang raped to death but that's a price I'm willing to pay"
>>546179096
>Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne MullinThat's like from a japanese game where they have to name an american character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NqbxQw0rdYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Hm-G6U_Q8We need to bring back minstrel shows they are wonderful
>>546179203Are you mistaking your bath for your swimming pool lad, easy mistake to make
>>546176522>2 inches of water is enough.more than enough to cover your willy
>>546179253Golly
>Poo inches of water
>>546179362No, I have a very large tub
>Jew inches of water
>>546179236i'm ready i just hope we have lockdown supermarket queing system
Nothing even happened to Microsoft's share price today. Like global scale fuck-ups are already priced in.
>>546176522>Do people really fill their bathtubs almost to the top?Yes, get this for the real royal treatment.
Ws at the food bank today getting some tins nd this fucking shitjeet was working there like Fuckkg ignorant shitskin givving out food like Whites are the charity caseshitskins need charity go fuck off nd wrk with them insted? ignorant nons
>>546179161They want people to be terrified, Anarcho-Tyranny is all about control through fear.
>>546179604>Say maaaaaaaaate to a maaaaaaatey Nonce
>>546179477fat chance
How's seethe?Not been here in a while.
Had a stupid cunt drive at me down a one way road going the wrong way today. He stopped I banged me horn at the fucker as he nearly hit my car, then he got out with his two mates. Little fucker he came right up to my window acting the hard cunt then saw I'm not a small lad and lost his bottle, backed away to his car with his mate.What is it with fucking dickheads these days just thinking they can do what they want?
If you’re scheduled to fly to/from America tomorrow dont bother lads
>>546179477I was in a shopping centre today and reminiscing about the pedestrian one way system they once had. It's high time the floor sticker industry got it's chance to cash in on mindless panic again.
I'll see you all in the FEMA camps
>>546179745Was he a paki?
>>546179721Fuck off
>>546179752I'm not allowed anyway. I once posted something nasty about Jews.
>>546179807I thought he was at first but he was a chavvy cunt, just a scruffy bastard.
>>546179823Seethes High as always then.
>>546179745Two people I know both lost wing mirrors to BAMEs recently. It's a small price to pay for the curries.
>>546179604used to love mateygone woke now, of course
>>546179958Mum still dead?
>>546179958
>>546178968I dont give a toss about Piddington. I would laugh if the whole village got raped
this is me except I have two eyeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9clOmQ1Xc4
>>546180142You are brown.
>>546179761i'm getting toilet roll tomorrow just for the lolz
>>546180107My mum's not dead. And even if she were, in what situation would she not be dead after dying?
>>546180221Uuuughh muh Piddington lib dem village uughhh
>>546175947>create homesteads and small villageslmao it's CHAZ time
>>546179761It's amazing how many places still have some of this stuff up. No-one ever bothered to take a lot of it down, so it's just being left there until it rots and fades away.Like our memory.
>>546180455didn't they add a barrier around it and claim it was only for wogs or something?
>>546180455I'm not a botanist but I think I remember something about not mixing so many different plants in such a small space if you're trying to farm or some shit. I think it's about competition and the strongest plants/ veg will suffocate the weaker ones
>>546180455>the landlord soundcloud rapper warlord murdering fellow black kidskino
>>546180482The PPE maybe rotting in landfill, but the debt for it lives on.
I'm still storing bags of pasta up my arse
>>546180432You are either brown, a jew, or a traitor.Why would you want your own people to get raped by invaders?
>>546180660I remember there was some fat woman ceo who made over a Billion off PPE or some stupid friendly handshake contract she was given by the tories and ended up fucking off with her black boyfriend to the Caribbean
>>546180429Frankenmum?
Heard they've got sirens going off across the UL. Which one of you cheeky fuckers was watching rBBC without a loicence?
in a true grid down situation my plan is stay in my little flat alone, where ill starve to death in a puddle of my own shit while listening out for people moving around outside
>>546176376TransSexual is a soulless prostitute who fucks jews and niggers and makes money off of goyim while selling them strangling cat noises
>>546180756farfalle up the alleyravioli up the holey
>>546180482I was working at a shithole at the time and I was the only nutcase who was adamant on getting that stuff removed when it became apparent that there were no legal obligations for it and that it was done. It was negatively effecting the business with clients rightly raising eyebrows and making disparaging comments, I think I really wound the MD up to the point he no longer liked me but he was a useless cunt anyway.
>>546181091you forgot to bury a butter knife in the garden after claiming it was lost in a freak buttering accident, rookie mistake
why is oxtail expensive
>>546181359Because oxs only have the one.
>>546181359oxen only have one tail and their quite fond of them
>>546181359probably all those wanky cooking shows going on about it making a nice dinnerused to be pennies
>>546181091I've been stocking up on tins of tuna for a few months now, got a kitchen cupboard almost full with it. Only thing I'd have to worry about is the mercury poisoning.
>and why would you need a butter knoife when there is no butter citizencheckmate
>>546179253Unfathomably based
>>546181561i havent got any tinned food hereplan b besides starving to death is raiding the local asda like everyone else
>>546181305i have a tactical butterknife palisade around my house
>>546181091I got a shit ton of water. Going to become immortan joe and knock the neighbourhood up, 500ml of best amazon springwater a pop.
What's the deal with the grounded flights? Rogue AI fuckery? Aliens? Iran planning something? America wanting to do another false flag to invade Iran?
Beautiful women owe me sex
>>546181737my men will be guarding the entrance, what do you have to barter comrade. got any women at home?
>>546181737Can get 50 pack of nissin ramen for like 25 sheets off amazon.
>>546175947Brand won't lead shit
>>54618187625 sheets of what?
>>546181737Don't even bother, what you need to do is raid a couple streets over from you and steal their shit. You don't want to raid your direct neighbours because you live next to them, they could fuck with you while you're asleep. So you want to raid strangers, people who don't know you or where you live. You do Asda when shit hits the fan, it'll be a blood bath of people just fighting non-stop.
Might start learning how to give mohawk haircuts. Every cunt has them in apocalypse world scenarios. Reckon ill be quids in.
>>546182007brit/pol/ printouts
>>546181941lol i remember the absolute bullshit people were spouting after this was onwonder how many bums he got to fuck after that
buckle up faggots we're going to spring him so he can lead us to victory, with christ on our side and christ's representative here on earth leading us we cannot failhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7SETzZ5tD4
>>546181941one thing i don't get why did none of Brand's friends testify as a witness or character witness for him it seems a good move to sway a Jury if Jonathan Ross for example came in and said how trustworthy he was and he let him take care of his kids etc.
>>546181833>Department of Homeland Security, “there is no indication … that this was a nefarious attack”.Apparently good old fashioned competence collapse. Get used to more stuff not working as the boomers leave the workforce, taking their experience with them.
>>546182094save r yardies
>>546182147Assuming his buddies havent all got their own injunctions...
>>546181941Revolution against what?
>>546182147>wussell is a weally gweat guy>he would never wape anybody
>>546178634True communists are hard to come by. I believe many communists are simply inferior people, and by being inferior they subconsciously need communism to live by. It should come as no shock, considering almost all of them are either physically disabled, mentally disabled, foreigners, homosexual, women, etc... We are truly lucky that this is the case. If communists dropped all of these freaks (except women) and went back to a total economic thing we'd never have the chance to win. Luckily that is not the case, and it can never be changed. They destroyed their own movement. Armed struggle like Russia or Cuba isn't even a possibility for them anymore.
>>546182147Whoever stood for him would just paint a massive target on themselves.
>>546182153And all the affirmative action BAMES occupy all the key positions
getting stocked up on poo bakes for the happening
>>546182269Consent laws
>>546179604>Now you can wash your willy as fast as you like, and mum need never know
>>546182131Have ever done it up the bum Ed? I have.
>CTRL+F 'poo'>13 resultswhat has spurred this nascent flurry of poo posting i wonder
Gynocracy
>>546182280KEK>officer, he did a wape
>>546182269I think this was when he was pretending to be a socialist, so I would imagine it would be a revolution against the capitalist system
>>546182458Ed's doing us up the shitter with his Net Zero wokery
>>546182498Just thought the idea of Greggs selling limited edition poo bakes was funny
>>546182237fair point but the Judge even made a distinct point during the sentencing that a Brand had helped a druggie not just by money but by his personal time which effected his ruling, these were his friends
>>546182370the midlands will become the killing fields as we purge our nation from our enemies, we will be bathed in blood but be that as it may we cannot build our glorious new world without sacrifice and I call on you now, my brothers, it is not just time to fight, it is time to win
There's going to be a 'Zoomerwave' in public sector senior management
>>546182554He should have become a guru and just started a hippy mama sex cult
>>546182498New gimmixk
>>546182370Pretty much the same for commies and natsoc retards.
Honk
>>546182370I miss the class reductionists. I miss the economic determinists. Commies for nearly 4 decades have been nothing but bourgeois, liberal individualists.
yh gang wus up gang bro gang unhinged ick gang it's giving ts tuff gang fr fr it's peak facecard ahlie 67 valid valid im not edging im gooning gang im white and appropriating cultures gang it's sending me gang
>>546182815That's just how desperate they were to jail shitposters and rowdies after Southport
Dirty Boy
>>546182573I doubt it. Ya no wot I mean bruv.
>>546181752
>>546182934Pick it up and put it in a poo bake
>>546182833and now we get ash sarkar
Oh yeah remember Southport lol brit/pol/ were supposed to be taking the country back lol
I’ve got plenty weed n snout, and logs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGkGgFTdHoo
If Russel came out in 8 years swole af with a voice 2 octaves lower but still with a full head of luxurious hair, would you respect him? Would you let him lead you in a crusade?
All looking very dodgy lads
>>546181091whatever you do GET OUT OF THE CITIES.
>>546182934first the putney pusher and now the chelsea turd bandit, heaven help us
>>546182913Still surprised they didn't build "nightingale" prisons for that.
fucked up in the crib watching chucklevision. never be the same without you, barry.
>>546182934>mystery jogger>caught second timewhich one is it?
>>546183125Good advice, but everyone else will be thinking the same thing.
>to me>...>....>to me>...>*quiet sobbing*
>>546183217Lean status? What are the degrees?
In a Black Sky event, the BBC will explain what do with your poo when there's no water to flush toilets. (Apparently, the solution is not to stuff it through paki letterboxes)
>>546183217There was a programme on the tele not that long ago with these pensioner celebrities going to India and seeing if they could retire there. Barry I think he's called, the lad on the right went there and had the shits every single day he was there.
I think winter has arrived ladsIt's -2c outside
>>546183522ferment it and get shit faced
>>546183588Just put out some shit for the recycle, froze my bollocks off.
>>546183098Trumps on the sunbed
>>546183588>go up to my parents' house from my shit flat in full expectation of there being a big lovely fire burning in the stove>they just didn't light it because they said it was "warm enough already"lazy fucking niggers
>>546183588Emergency funding for bame heating bills to be announced shortly.
>>546183588Comfy
Don't buy the new walkers gold black truffle crisps. Me, mum and dad just had to genuinely spit them out. Reckon those money skulls Africans eat would taste better fucking horrid.
>>546183588Whooooooooooooo remembers when it was 42C?
>>546183588
>>546183217always surprised me these lads were never outed as massive nonses over the years given the era they were on tv.by all reports they were both really nice people, just old school clowns that wanted to make people laugh
>>546183098Putin, he also stole my cheese I had two packs in the fridge but now only one remains but its already open , ergo the second has been stolen
>>546183549I doubt Barry is much of a cook desu.Relying on the jeet help for your meal plan definitely runs a risk.
>>546183771>we're reaching the point where it's surprising that children's entertainers AREN'T nonces
>>546183748>Emergency funding for bame heating bills to be announced shortly.They're giving me £140 even though I don't live on my own.
>>546183754You're destroying the planet, you monster
>>546183839>to me, to poo
>>546183522I'll probably just dig a hole.
>>546183940kek
>>546183926Cosy tho
>>546183771faithful to their wives, not nonces, actually funny, clearly not sociopaths since Barry's death ruined everything, quintessentially British... I think we can most definitely call them good lads.
BBC Black Poo psyop
In a true grid down scenario, you need to be prepared in advance with the most critical item: a survival loicence. When the grid is down, if you have no loicence to survive, it will be allowed for others to interfere with your survival. And if you survive until the power comes back, they will inspect all survivors for loicences. If you don't have one, it's straight to gaol. Maybe the gibbets.
>>546183926How many flights have you been on this year, Ed?
>>546184123Ed catches fights not flights, he'll spark you out, swear down on his rabbi senpai
>>546184095>In the event of a nuclear strike on the United States, death and taxes will still be universal experiences for all Americans. According to the service’s multi-tiered continuity plan, the IRS must start processing tax returns, remittances, and refunds within 12 hours.>Similarly, the plan indicates that any vacancy in key positions from the local to the national level must be filled within 30 days of the disaster event. The Biden administration last updated this plan in March 2022.>The latest continuity plan echoes the IRS National Emergency Operations Manual of the 1980s. The New York Times reported in 1989 that an update to the manual said that the service would resume assessing and collecting taxes within 30 days of an attack emergency.
>>546184196ya don't wanna get ed milibanged. trus me senpai
>>546184123Loads. Have (you), peasant.
Noel is pretending he's ashamed of his rape japes with Russell.
>>546184277Put that 2p back Ed , they saw you
>>546183754FUCK YOU
>>546184246>amerimutt survives>pays taxes 30 days later>bongladeshi survives>bobbies summon him down station to verify his survival was legally compliant with loicencing requirements
>>546184277Can tell he's not very clued up on every day life. Any Roma you see begging on the street is nothing but a thief. Somebody told me before that a Roma he knew went to Canada to beg because he and his wife makes $800 a week. There is absolutely no shame in a gypsy apart from their continuation of izzat from their Indian roots.
>>546183972then what?
>>546184466Anon he did it for the photo op to make himself seem human and caring
Mad that Russell Brand is literally in prison as we speak, and will be for at least six years.
Monolithic
>>546183357then stay in the cities while everyone else leaves
>>546184617Wonder how his victims feel right this very moment?Having a wank to the memories perhaps?
>>546184617Probably doing some naked yoga with big Dave
>>546184334Noel who?Is he that goth looking twat who is now the Great British bake off faggot?Never liked him desu desu.
>>546184617>bum your larse: go to prison for a decade 20 years after the "offence">bum a child victim while BAME: 3 year sen'ence, remanded to home confinement, out on loicence, ECHR settlement, elected councillor for Reform
>>546184334he'll survive thisdone 10 years of cleaning his imagefun kooky uncle
Burnham is such a non entity compared to Ed. We lost a glorious net zero future when he didn't replace Starmer.
>>546184334It's just a new woke wave. It was wrong to make jokes about blacks, then women, then trannies, and now your not even allowed to make jokes about a bit of semi-consensual bum fun.
>>546184617Its been pretty obvious that he was going to get charges pressed against him since 2018 (when he first took out super injunctions and was blacklisted from TV after getting blacklisted from Hollywood).
>>546184756Yep
>>546184676Real Political Potential
>>546184905Since when does being a sex pest get you blacklisted from Hollywood?
>>546184910That was probably his best role. And he was barely in it.
>>546184887desu he should just say it's called bad taste humour and explain to the spastics that it's not real.
its happening
>>546184756Noel Gallagher was good buddies with him. Brand was best man at his wedding
>>546184519Yes, but everybody just sees how fucking dumb he is. If he were doing that for an African or European, even I'd be tricked.
Yorkshire tea status?
>>546184939He would have got away with it too if it wasn't for that pesky bacon sandwich.
>>546185067Well yes, that's also why he though eating the bacon sarnie was a good idea
>>546184976Exactly. He got blacklisted from pre #meetoo hollywood. He was a bit more than a sex pest I reckon.
>>546179170>Minister of DemocracyI didn't realise our democracy was under question. I was always told anyone who questions it is a fascist, or something.
>>546184976Maybe he refused to go below 14.
>>546185031I wonder if he shagged Anais on the sly.
>>546185003nothingeverhappens
>>546185127I guess we'll see, but honestly all the current allegations so far have been incredibly weak sauce
It’s John Craven
>>546180455You know, I never did think about how everything planted wasn't grown by them, just bought. They really showed capitalism from start to finish.
>>546180455I like how they put cardboard down and then just chucked dirt on top of the cardboard. Never occurred to anyone to dig.
Niggers
It was clearly an emergency
>>546185173>I didn't realise our democracy was under question.You're memeing but it has been publicly and vocally in question since 2016
>>546185453Yeah that would have required work and no cunt had signed up for that.
>>546185507that's hilarious women are strong and independent but can't run away from a man while he's on google translate
I've really appreciated having brit/pol/ in my life. I've had some good advice here over the years, and enjoyed posting here. I still smile sometimes remembering something posted here, an example being the thread about pilgrimage to the holy land where someone posted that it was common for peasants in medieval times to take a year off work to visit the holy land and someone responded "no it fucking wasn't. "orite boss me and the missus are off the jerusalem see you in a year yeah?". Much of the stuff I find funny on twitter etc is funny at the time, but I rarely remember it. I find the brit/pol/ lore really does stick with me.
>>546185612*humps your leg*
>>546184617let's send him bible verses written in anal blood to make him feel better
>>546185507The cherry on top would be that he's one of those noble Afghan translators
>>546185173>fascistWait a minute...Fascist. Facesitting.Did they ban the wrong thing?
>>546185783K>>546185783F>>546185783C
>>546185507>homeless encampment under hungerford bridgenice little des res that. central location, great public transport links on your doorstep, river views
>>546185612nonce
>>546185507ban translation apps
