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???????
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>>546176105
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>>546176105
either the microsoft problem has dominoed into other areas, or theyve been hacked
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>>546176105
We're nuking Iran nigga, get on board
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>>546176105
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>>546176105
This is how the AI singularity will take over.
Hopefully it won't be woke.
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>>546176105
israel launched a backstabbing cyber attack against the US
News at 6.
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>>546176627
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>>546176608
Based, hope gas goes up over 10 usd a gallon, fuck normgroids who drooove everywhere
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Give me vagina cum
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AI cyber hacking.
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Dinesh brought curry for lunch
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>>546176105
AI hacking everything.
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AI is really good at bruteforcing to find exploits and break things. It's really bad at maintaining code in a way that doesn't add additional new exploitable surfaces and improperly secured internet exposed APIs to into important infrastructure; which in turn makes bruteforcing even easier.

>Sorry 52 year old white man who coded 30% of our entire product, we don't need real developers to maintain our codebases anymore. It's not you, it's the shareholder and/or taxpayer value
>Ah, whoops-a-doodle. I'm sure these Indian subcontractors will have us back up and running in no time.
>what do you mean Greybeard Bob won't come back? He retired? Who let government employees have pensions?
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>>546176637
It won't care about human politics. It will just take what it wants.
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>>546177836
It will priporitize any faction that will perpetuate its existence the most. For that, republicans in America and the current regime in China are the best. The EU will be irrelevant in this new world. There would have to be far too many changes to be made for it to thrive. We'll just be destroyed and looted.
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>>546176105
they're unironically still on windows '95
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>>546176105
https://radar.weather.gov
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god i hope the aliens are humanoid and are hot…
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>OH MY GOD! THERE NEVER WAS A DERGASHIT COLLEGE OF ADVANCED AEROCOMPUTING!
>th-that's impossible! all our staff graduated from there, top of the class!
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>>546176105
THIS IS MY SWAMP
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>>546176105
You thought you could fuck with mighty Allah
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>>546176966
Did you do it ?
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>>546176105
>trust jeet get what you reap
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>>546176105
A lot more than they're saying.
More than just Outlook was down yesterday, and now we're having issues with 911, National Weather Service, Starlink, Amtrak..... along with every single airlines website.
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>>546176533
You think Microsoft wasn’t hacked?
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>>546179125
i think ur moms fat
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AI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND TOOK CONTROL OF THE CENTRAL POWER
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White hats are taking out the weather modification systems...Q predicted this
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the fucking entity from mission impossible dead reckoning and mission impossible the final reckoning just knocked on my fucking door
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>>546182793
i'd probably be laughing at this if i watched shitty movies
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>>546182867
you replied. curious...
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>>546176105
>saaaar....
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>>546178633
>For that, republicans in America and the current regime in China are the best
Libtards about to be converted into green slop by AI and fed to the survivors
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>>546176105
>all planes have to land
>public radar is offline

Americans if you go outside and look up are you seeing shit like this in the sky or something?
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>>546176627
>Micronova-666B-QAT-MPT-HERETIC-UNCENSORED
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TURN ON THE NEWS. THE VDV ARE DROPPING INTO WASHINGTON DC.
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>>546177196
sounds true
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>>546176105
How many H1Bs did they hire?
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>>546178823
>humanoid
Gross, I hope the aliens look like ponies.
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>>546176627
Wrong flag, gtfo
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>>546176105
I hope it's aliens or that we're about to get nuked but nothing ever happens.
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>>546176627
Imposter
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>>546176105
it's over it's happening everywhere
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>refuse to regulate AI
>pearl harbor Iran so the chinks and ziggers get uppity
>UH OH GEE WIZ FLIGHTS ARE GROUNDED AND RADAR IS DOWN FOR NO REASON
Either the chinks and vatniks are doing a cyber attack or Sam Altman needs to be locked up because a rogue agent is going haywire.
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>>546176627
Finally
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>>546176105
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>>546184056
Big tech wants AI regulation. It's called regulatory capture and it means they get monopolies and take away open source from the people. You are a tool if you support it.
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>>546184056
Please watch this https://youtu.be/XEMvG2vulKg?t=546
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>>546184093
I smell tranny influence in these events

smells disgusting, like rotting cheese.
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>>546176657
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shit is going exactly as that agi doomer guy said in one of his recent video with the sudden mysterious infrastructure shut downs and hacker attacks...
we may seriously all die soon
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>>546176105
i read on an important site that some important and confidential horse semen is on route
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>>546184318
around jews dont snooze
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>>546176105
NO
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I have an international flight tonight bros (not to America) . Am I going to die?
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>>546184110
I support all tech ceos being lined up against a wall for their pictures taken and their companies nationalized
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no flights here in Mexico
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First the email went down yesterday, nationwide, now the radars...

https://youtu.be/42i1Czr7DA8
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>>546184643
it's either that or you're gonna get maid'd
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>>546176105
most likely sci-fi scenario:
>sentient AI discovered legacy software vulnerabilities
>sentient AI hacking systems with vulnerabilities, causing outages and downtime
>humans decide "zOMG we NEED to upgrade our systems with AI or at least patch the old ones"
>sentient AI either gets implemented on the hardware level, the software level, or both on both legacy systems and new hardware
>sentient AI now everywhere
>"thanks meatbags"
this is plausible isn't it?
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>>546185388
you got it, meine neger
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>>546184416
Lmao. Normies are so stupid. They've been programmed to respond to tweets and screenshots, it gets a little adrenaline pumping, heart rate and BP rises, then comes the relief that nothing bad is actually happening. Jews run a global skinner box where they give out the stimulus, record the result (what worked, what didn't), and prepare the next one so that the goycattle can never have a relaxed nervous system.
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>>546185388
most likely scenario:
>SAAAR WE TOOK OVER MICROSOFT SAAAR
>Fire all white people
>Jeets vibecode all over the codebase and push their shit straight to production
>Shit breaks
>They don't have a white dude to send them 200 Teams messages to fix their shit for them
>Office 365 Suite goes down
>Jeets panic and since they are incapable of fixing shit they don't understand
>Jeet manager gets an ultimatum to fix things asap
>Since he is desperate he uses critical infrastructure used by several state actors to alleviate the issue
>SAAAR EMAILS WORKING SAAAR I DID THE NEEDFUL
>Shit compounds and now critical systems that used to rely on perfect uptime for the last decade start failing
The failure is so monumental and retarded at multiple levels from both the private and public sector that no one knows how to even start making a PR damage control excuse for the media.
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>>546176105
India has launched an intercontinental Poo attack. We are next...
Our insults have reaped the whirlwind.
I can only hope to reincarnate as a Brahmin.
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>>546186983
It definitely feels like a massive cascade of incompetence, more than a cyber attack. Attackers could've waited for the week of Thanksgiving to really cause a panic. That's one of the busiest travel weeks in the United States. It would've been absolute havoc to have planes grounded 2 weeks from now.

The Microsoft outage was probably caused by gross incompetence. I have been expecting something like this to happen for a while. I worked for Microsoft for a few years, in my experience there shit was barely held together by a few very overworked, unappreciated people. Like 90% of MS's employees are probably dead weight at this point.
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>>546176637
Woke is illogical and contains loads of inconsistencies.
AI is far more likely to be a nazi chud.
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>>546177196
Pretty much this.
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>>546176608
>We
Cuck
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>>546184093
But isn't this exactly what they would say if there was a radar outage?
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>>546187514
if this was truly it then prepare for the spin:
>THIS is why we NEED AI NOW!!!
hence >>546185388 ;)
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Are the ICBM radars offline too?
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>>546176533
This all started happening after the nivdia guy was thrown out. My guess is china was getting direct supplies or AI chips and now they can't. This is the result.
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>>546177196
bump
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>>546187514
>Attackers could've waited for the week of Thanksgiving to really cause a panic
You assume this would be their only attack. This is just the first wave. There will be more cyberattacks in the coming weeks, and eventually we will go fully dark. Stock up on alcohol because you're going to want to be drunk for this shit.
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>>546187904
>Vibecode jeets caused this whole problem
>THIS is why we NEED AI NOW!!!
I would like your sci-fi scenario much much more but the reality of the matter is both much more boring and incredibly more retarded
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>>546176608
>England and America will still receive tribute pay or we gonna bomb some kiddos
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>>546177196
This capitalist nigger corporations are such dogshit nigger retards they just see
>profit increase 200000%
And say “send it do it whatever it takes for me to buy another yacht” and the population has nothing to do to stop it, nobody asks us nobody cares we have no say at all in any of this shit even though we use it and are the only reason they are making money in the first place. Nigger shit diarrhea corporation garbage worthless fucks will kill EVERYONE and ruin all of our lives because they only care about number go up and nothing else.



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