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>FAA ISSUES NATIONWIDE GROUND STOP
>NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CONFIRMS RADAR OUTAGE
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2121355222123688168
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/11/13/us/faa-nationwide-ground-stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3s7bpc4sI4
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Happening status?
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first for capitalism kills
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She's taking power. The military are on her side. We won sisters.
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First for
Ayy lmao?
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fffuuuucccckkkkkk
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Rolling that it already happened, we just don't know it yet
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I was excited at first, but im beginning to think its just some technical issue, nothing ever happens gang won again
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Micronova status?
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Can confirm
Plane just flew over my house
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>>546178486
nasstatus.faa.gov

real. I rememebr this happened in 2023 too
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>you're absolutely right to call me out on that. I did disable the national radar grid
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Mark Levin cannot access his Yahoo mail account, and is on the horn with customer support now
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OH MY GOD A BBW NORDIC ALIEN CHICK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>546178592
lag is a bitch.
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>>546178486
Nothing
Ever
Happens
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SIRS PLEASE
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Ground stop?
Why do they want to stop the ground? Hehe, dumbass mutts.
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LET ME GET ON MY FUCKING FLIGHT REEE I SHOULD BE AT HOME ON MY PC OR INNAWOODS
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HOLY SHIT GUYS A PLANE JUST HIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
TURN ON THE NEWS NOW, ANY CHANNEL
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Tung Tung Sahur JUST KNOCKED ON MY FUCKING DOOR!!!!
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>>546178606
Theyre not ruling out cyberattack
Could be a prelude to something big
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who's that guy posting the spooky alien creature webm in the threads. i don't like that.
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Our age of computer is collapsing
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>>546178554
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>>546178486
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NO COMPLEX SYSTEM SURVIVES THE COMPETENCE CRISIS
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Who would this benefit the most?
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I'm sure the vibecoded AI shit the FAA rolled out yesterday had absolutely nothing to do with it whatsoever.
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Please be GTW
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>>546178486
Eta Carinae hypernova finally happened?
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>>546178639
>I'm sorry, I misinterpreted Iran as Aryan
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>BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY NUKED
>BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY NUKED
>BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY NUKED
>BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY NUKED

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>546178486
Starlink and the National Weather Service are also having problems.
Is Russia doing some sat jamming?
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>>546178682
The C people are coming
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>>546178486
Blame israel, i have no proofs but i have no doubts. Besides everybody hates them.
KILL ISRAEL AND INDIA.
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AI IS GOING TO WAR WITH THE ALIENS
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>>546178667
don't deadname my investment
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I refuse to believe it was necessary to shut down the whole fuckling nations flights, these airports and radar systems are thousands of miles apart over the USA. Big psyop bullshit like 911.
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>>546178659
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OH MY FUCKING GOD TRUMP JUST GOT RAILED BY A TRANNY
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>>546178486
Monitoring
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what is happening
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Am I to be scared ?
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Roko's Basilisk is a thought experiment which states that there could be an artificial superintelligence in the future that, while otherwise benevolent, would punish anyone who knew of its potential existence but did not directly contribute to its advancement or development, in order to encourage that advancement.
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>>546178639
Kek
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>>546178486
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyH8rKZchOg
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>>546178776
big mike?
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Smoke em if you got em
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AUGHHUBBAHUBBA HNGHHH THEY ARE PROBING MeEEeEeEEeEEEEe
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>>546178795
Air Route Traffic Control Centers (ARTCCs) are all down.
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Elon Musk's space launch will still launch regardless
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2121361977721106881
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HHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You fuckin retards wanted a happening so bad now you got what you asked for!! Don't try to back out now you're in this now. Aliens are coming for your anuses
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OMG the airports will get full before they all land.
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>>546178827
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It was him, wasn't it?
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>>546178795
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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fake and gay, kill yourself
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>>546178486
>radar out
>my phone and internet still work
>still able to communicate with international network
Happening level: Nothingburger
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>>546178486
Roll.
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WHAT THE FUCK
TODD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE RIDING A NUKE
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>>546178486
They can't land!
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This guy got rejected and has to turn back. Paso Robles might be full.
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OHARE AND REAGAN ARE AT CAPACITY AND ARE DIVERTING FLIGHTS
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JENSENS BASILISIK DEAD MAN AI SWITCH HAS ACTIVATED
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>Bros is it finally joever?!?
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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Should I still invest in AI stock?
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the build up to the beginning of the happening has started
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>>546178486
10 Years from now we'll ask, "Where you on 4chan when the "great happening" happened."

And it'll be filled with screenshots from threads like these. I truly am afraid this is it, the great happening of our time is about to go down.

>>546178554
habbening
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>>546178872
FUCK OFF PEDO
THIS SHIT ISNT FUNNY
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it's time to return to trains.

>IT IS TIME TO RETURN TO TRAINS!!!
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JEET UPDATE QUEUEING
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If it wasn't a real happening, there wouldn't be pizza being posted
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>>546178872
Fuck off
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This is the fault of indian vibecoders
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>>546178898
Jews holding the planes hostage until nukes start raining on Iran.
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>>546178889
Will i get a chinese spy gf that tries to steal information from the company i work at?
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Give your RAM bros !!!
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More AI fuckery or what?
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>>546178872
posting CP on a Friday evening man come on
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I guess the "super intelligence" was a bit "super incompetent"
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>>546178486
flights already being diverted from ORD to other airports. getting crowded on the ground for the more high-traffic airports.
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FUUUUUUUUCK WHERE ARE YOU /POL/ FAGGOTS, THE RUSSIANS AND CHINESE ARE INVADING NEW YORK WE NEED IMMEDIATE HELP WE RE RUNNING OUT OF AMMOOOOO
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post yfw this is the beginning of the end for JudeoAmerica, forever
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clean it up Janny
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OMG imagine the lost luggage
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stop replying to it you goddamn retards
hope that freak blows his brains out doe
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>>546178859
This whole "automation" thing just isn't working out.
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ANYONE ELSE SHAKING!?
ESCAPE THE BIG CITIES
NOW
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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DO NOT REDEEM THE VIBECODED AIRTRAFIC CONTROL
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>>546178997
To be fair this basically confirms a happening.
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We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day...
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>>546179030
Would?
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>>546178977
>dubs...
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Man i stopped going to the deepweb, because of the temptations of watching cunny. And now some kraut and leaf are posting delicious cunny and in kinda want to.
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>>546179036
Dude I literally am only in Vegas because it connected from my rural retard land. TAKE ME HOME.
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THE HELLMOUTH HAS OPENED
THE FORBIDDEN ONES LEGIONS ARE ON THE MARCH
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>>546179082
kys immediately
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>>546178710
no one nose
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PAT MCAFEE JUST TURNED HEEL ON CODY RHODES!
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>>546178638
How come so many things started breaking after the US started importing H1Bs to replace American tech workers? I thought these people had skills Americans didn't have?

Does anyone remember so many outages and things breaking at this scale before?
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consider the temptation of shoving a shotgun in your mouth instead
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the time for weeping is over
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>>546179036
?
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Did the Super Intelligence go Skynet on us?
Did it decide the safest way to protect humans from air accidents was to ground all planes and never let them fly?
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>>546179089
swing by pawn stars and inquire about a copy of battletoads
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>>546179120
fuck you e drone
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>>546178889
Is it over?
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>>546179036
shaking as in, the ground shaking?
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>>546179082
A mill around your neck and cast you into the sea
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>>546178977
bro were you in the gamethread last night for the Gnats/Commies?
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so how long do planes have until they run out of fuel
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>>546178730
SAARLINK DOWN
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>>546178795
Get under your desk
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>>546179166
Uh oh.
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>>546179036
I am literally shaking I was gonna masturbate today but now I'm opening a bottle of wine instead.
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Trump is hiding in his bunker isnt he
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>>546178889
is this another nothingburger that'll make another non-mainland anon panic sad fuck someone?
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>>546179187
bout tree fiddy
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>>546179036
>>546179036
Bro, a big city just flew over my house
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ahem
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>>546179193
Do both at the same time.
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Guys im seeing explosions in the distance
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Does anyone else see several yellow blimps circling above their city? I can't make out what's written on the side. There are a bunch of birds following them too.
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>>546178486
two more wee-ACK
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Imagine if you were trying to fly somewhere this afternoon. I’d be steaming kek
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this guy took off during the ground stop and has no ID at all https://www.flightradar24.com/429077a7
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>>546179176
you got me :)
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Digits and something disturbingly gay happens.
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WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS HIS STATEMENT?
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Dude these fucking people. Flights are grounded and the slot machines are just instantly filled with people gambling.
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So who did this.

The Russians, the chinese, Iranians, or the aliens?
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Will planes ILS work in this condition?
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>>546179082
Tbh I feel you, you ever had a gf? The whole time at least for me the feelings went away almost completely
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>>546178765
JET FUEL JUST MELTED MY STEEL BEAMS
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>>546179244
checked
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>>546178486
It's over.
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>>546179196
Nobody will tell you, until after the fact. So, who knows, he's likely screaming and shitting his diaper.
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>>546179226
It always makes the cummies lackluster, better to just save it up for a day and lightly touch myself than to waste it.
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What's the best stream?
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PLANES ARE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
PLANES ARE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
PLANES ARE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
PLANES ARE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
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>>546179244
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>>546179244
man wtf
i wanted something cool like aliens but NOOOO we need to do gay shit for the 10th time
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>>546179244
um... bros?
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THE ELECTRICITY JUST WENT OUT HERE AND IT HASNT COME BACK
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PLANE JOCKEY
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>>546179304
proof
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>>546178486
4 more days.
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>>546178486
how high are the stakes miga will blame iran ?
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Someone redpill me on ground stops. Is this a nothingburger?
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This also happening today.
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>>546179244
Oh no
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>>546179244
put me in the FUCKING CAP
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Got a text from a friend high up in the air force command advising I get my family into the basement tonight... do with that what you will.
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>>546179187
The planefolk will outlive us, actually.
Everyone important is on a plane right now.
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>>546178567
Probably Microshit problems affecting your FAA.
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>>546178977
god she was so ugly
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>>546179244
Fucking hell.
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>>546179278
might as well try to experience an endorphin rush before it all shuts down
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>>546179252
he's monitoring, maybe he's here
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>>546179330
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>>546179329
happened in 2023 for a critical computer failure
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>mfw it's finally happening
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>THEY WONT LET MY PRIVATE JET TAKE OFF NOW I’M SITTING IN SIGNATURE LOUNGE AND THEY'RE HANDING OUT COMPLEMENTARY CHAMPAGNE…

>THEY CANNOT GROUND OUR PJ’S, I HAVE TO BE IN VEGAS TONIGHT, WE ARE WEATHLY DAMNIT IT!!!
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>>546178486
Can we just fucking ban all Indians already
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>>546179328
>israel disrupts usa networks
>blames iran
>to start a war
checks out
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tryna make some money here
do I go all in 14th nov 12 am?
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Trips and we are all gonna die
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>>546179338
pics or it didnt happen
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Why is there not a sticky...?
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>>546178713
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competency crisis
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THE AI IS REAL
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>>546179330
>>546179378
they said that everyone got out okay so it's no longer exciting enough for the news to talk about
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truth will be out by monday, for now it seems this has something to do with some vibecoded AI shit the FAA put out this week.
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>>546179239
I’m just resigned. Flying is only bearable when you learn to relinquish control. I’ve had to sleep in terminals before and it worked out. Thinking of just trying to get a refund and getting a greyhound ticket back home and I’ll just go backpacking in some western mountains.
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We're going to WW3 because some chinese pussy?
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>Flights grounded across US as homeland security secretary says no indication of an attack

HAPPENING OVER!!!!
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THE AYYS ARE HERE TO TURN THE FROGS GAY
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What is God's name is happening and why is there no info
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Life can change in a blink.
~ Nathaniel Rothschild (5th Baron Rothschild), on November 5, 2026.
this was foreseen
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>>546178874
you shouldn't fuck with chinese
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>>546179244
RIP my bootyhole
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THE ALIENS ARE PLUMBING THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASSHOLE AUGHHH THEY ARE PLUNGERING ME AND LAYING PIPE AUGHHGHGHGHGHAHGHHGHA
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>>546179278
Top kek
What else can you do but gamble and drink.
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is it gayliens?
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>>546179437
What an odd thing to say.
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>>546178486
Happy to fix it for ya, I just want my dollarydoos.
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>>546178889
Will I make it to her?
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>>546179415
Do you want my dick pic?
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>Alpha waves completely absent from the radar
>Radio-defibrilator cannot be switched on (possible sabotage)
>All inbound flights landing
It's really fucking happening isn't it?
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>>546179278
LETS GO GAMBLING
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hearing this nbc talking head trying to describe a ddos attack is giving me a headache
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>>546179244
THERE ARE GAY ALIENS RAPING MY NEIGHBORHOOD HELP
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It's been a while since I have seen cunny on /pol/, but now is not the time and place
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hate to say it but groundstop photos are kino

oops all planes
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They were telling us to prepare 3 months worth of food and medical supplies per person. Now it's here. You did that, right, Anon?
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>>546179421
Jannies are too busy tonguing anus
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>>546178713
the FAA systems are connected with those of the Air Force. infiltrate the air radar systems and you own all of the United States Airforce.
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I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
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>>546179244
Niggas
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>>546178718
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
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>>546178554
Nothing ever happens, yet the great and final happening draws ever nearer.
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WW3 officially declared in 45 minutes. Airports ACKED to stop the amerigoy from escaping their one true purpose, to die for Israel
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>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
>KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
KILL AND EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW
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>>546178554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzy1cfnKh4
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>>546179462
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>>546179330
>>546179378
It's happening!
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>>546179465
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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https://x.com/emirates/status/2121130906878431668

they're toying with us
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>0 DAY ATTACK
0 DAY ATTACK
>0 DAY ATTACK
0 DAY ATTACK
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>>546179367
FUCK OFF PEDO
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>>546179465
no bro you dont get it, the Iranians, the Russians, the Chinese, their launching drones on US soil. its over. freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
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>>546179562
The correlation between cunny and happenings is 100%, notice it has been absent because of no happenings?
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>>546179578
good for you anon
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>it's just a telecomms outage
lame if true
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>>546178554
life can change in a blink,
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The second my phone reaches 70% charge I’m gonna go take a massive shit and hide in the airport bathroom for the next 2 hours
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WHY ISNT PRESIDENT MAKING ANNOUNCEMENT
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It's literally a nothingburger if there's not a single airplane hijacking
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>>546179558
gayliens
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false flag incoming?
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>>546179562
cunny on pol is like high traffic at pizza places in DC. typically only occurs when there is an actual happening.
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>>546179314
kek ill take things people say in third world countrys every week for $100 Alex
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>>546179602
but i did have breakfast this morning
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>>546179602
this guy survives btw
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>>546178555
Capitalism is a virus that only consumes
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>They shutdown all the airplane flights so Elon can launch a rocket
Aura
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>>546179619
forgot pic
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PULL THE TSA TWEETS
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>>546179415
Why would I lie?
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>>546179674
Yes.
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Is this a false flag to thrust us into another decade long war with Iran?
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>>546178713
bloody benchod bastard the SI is not a broken fucking delet this now u shit
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Quick! some jew let me know how to make money off this happening
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>>546179648
wait you still have internet? how?
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>>546179479
To be honest since the start of covid i didn't post that much because how gay and miggy everything was. Now the real spirit of the lulz and real poltards is feeling again. And honestly who knows, it's likely nothing, normie news is talking about it, so it's an actual happening, the thing is, who was it; israel, most likely, iran or north korea or russia. If not it was the saar at microjeet.
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!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!

>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!


!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!


>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!
US AIRFORCE SAID IT RESPONDED TO MISSILE ATTACK IN GUAM


!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!

>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!


!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!


>!! MASSIVE BREAKING !!
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>RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE CROSSING INTO ESTONIA, LATVIA AND LITHUANIA
>RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE CROSSING INTO ESTONIA, LATVIA AND LITHUANIA
>RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE CROSSING INTO ESTONIA, LATVIA AND LITHUANIA
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>>546179746
theyd be blaming iran right about now
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>>546179664
Bet your phone doesn't have a 7.500mAh battery
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>>546179377
I'M GOING TO NUKE IRAN T. TRUMP
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>>546179602
COPY THAT
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>>546179729
To pretend you have a friend as opposed to being a social outcast.
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>>546179030
SIX MINUTES UNTIL BIG BLACK ROCKET LAUNCH AND TOWER CATCH
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Burn the world to nothing
Please.
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>>546179746
Faking a cyber attack is pretty easy I'd think and covered by insurance.
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PROJECT JEW BEAM IS OVER MY HOUSE
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THE FALKLANDS HAVE BEEN INVADED
I REPEAT
THE FALKLANDS HAVE BEEN INVADED
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>>546179766
That's the Jordan flag, anon
peep the star
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WTFFFFFF

>US AIRFORCE SAID IT RESPONDED TO MISSILE ATTACK IN GUAM
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>>546178554
>Do I have to go to work on Monday?
>Yes - Not a happening
>No - Happening
So far it is looking like a big, fat, juicy nothingburger.
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>>546179773
>>546179787
whats the point of lying like this
is this jewish behavior?
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>>546179773
proof
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>>546179787
>>546179773
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>AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS HER FIRST BABY AT 42
>AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS HER FIRST BABY AT 42
>AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS HER FIRST BABY AT 42
>AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS HER FIRST BABY AT 42
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>>546179166
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!???!!!
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>>546179820
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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An empty bun, if you will
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>>546179822
>>546179648
*peeps the star*
sup sweetie
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This is the first time this has happened since 9/11 shit, right? Someone tell me what’s going on.
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>>546178676
Holy shit! You're going to prison for posting Slowbro without a loicense!
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AWACS can do flight control for anyone still in the air.
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I’m so glad I wore hiking gear to the airport. I’m gonna have to cross the Sierras in winter to get home if everything goes down.
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guys im scared there are reports guam was struck by missiles?
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>>546178554
Not. They are allowing all airborne flights to continue to heir destinations...so its not THAT bad.
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>A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
>A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
>A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
>A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
A PLANE JUST RAPED ME IN THE ASS
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>>546179849
yes
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>>546179926
where
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>>546179244
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>>546179863
now this is worthy of a news
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>>546179910
You have balls for traveling right now. I have been keeping my ass near home for the last few months.
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GUAM STRUCK BY MISSILES!!!!
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My pelvic floor is quivering with excitement.
Literally shaking, shidding and farding my pants
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playing the nfsu2 browser game with potential happening outside. does it get any comfier bros
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>>546179120
HOLY SHIT
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>>546179956
guam can't you read?
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Starship is t-2 minutes without a single worry in the world
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VIDEOS COMING IN OF MISSILE STRIKES ON ANDERSEN BASE GUAM
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My relative who works for an airline says it’s likely a cyber attack but he could just be retarded.
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Quads and millions of burgers die and we have another day to make memes
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>>546179766
probably provided by Israel like everything else they have
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WHAT IS YOUR STATUS ANONS
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Going all in on nothing ever happens
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Wrong, NWS Level III Radar system is still up - the issue is a networking one for public facing webservices/apps.
https://radar3pub.ncep.noaa.gov/
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>>546179972
AI SLOPPY
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>>546179282
SKYNET WENT ONLINE ON NOVEMBER THE 12th 2026
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We get WWIII before GTA VI
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>>546180001
post
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NEW THREAD HERE
MOVE IN
>>546180002

>>546180002

>>546180002

>>546180002
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>>546180012
chilling, glad im not flying
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>>546179863
Aww, a little retarded Lavigne!? Excellent. Punk with a ... a... well, nevermind.
>>546179910
You're not doing that. Make friends with the people around you. Find out their skills before you need to know. It's a leverage point for negotiations.
>hey , I know you're good at XYZ, if we work together we can get to E to use both our skills to get...
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>>546179578
STOP RIGHT NOW GIRLS ARE CRYING AT AIRPORT AND THEIR WINE IS GETTING TOO WARM
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BROS I HAVE A FLIGHT TO GET HOME TO A BIRTHDAY
HOW FUCKED AM I?
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WTFFFFFFFFFFF ITS GUAM

YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN
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>>546179972
two things often happen at the same time
get over yourself
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>>546180012
FURIOUSLY JERKING MY PECKER!
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>>546179972
>hmm the prompt is “land all flights safely make no mistakes” lets ground everything
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>>546179240
neat
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>>546180012
MONITORING
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>>546180012
If I don't get to play GTA VI there will be hell to pay
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Imagine all the people who will be stuck somewhere and have sexual affairs with strangers tonight.
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>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN
>SIRENS GOING OFF IN TAIWAN
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>>546180012
Succumbing
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>>546179822
pleass remove jew.
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>>546180002

>>546180002

>>546180002
NEW THREAD BAKED
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>>546180023
So it seems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI
>fellas it's been good to know ya!
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>>546179602
MY FRIDGE IS FULL OF NIGGER MEAT NOW
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>>546178486
Now that we've collectively decided a missile attack on the U.S. mainland is imminent, which region of the U.S. should get struck?
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>>546180012
I'm drunk, i ate a bunch o steak and i've been drinking since two hours ago. Actually is pretty fun, since covid i haven't post that much.
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>>546179972
friday 13ths... the day of the tech supersharts
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>>546180023
And that's a good thing. Here's why.
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>>546180012
taking a shit
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>>546179972
https://gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolling-out-its-ai-air-traffic-tool-nationwide-2000839347
>FAA Rolls out ai tool for air traffic
>all air traffic is grounded the next day.
what did they mean by this?
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Russia hacked the radars and turned them all off. Just what they did to Microsoft servers yesterday. But yeah, keep believing in "peace talks," retards.
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>>546180082
Holy sex
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>>546178486
Trips and it is the end.
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They are installing the AI tracking system.
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>>546178889
Does this last for more than a day
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>>546179890
>>546180111
I'm sure you two can work this out
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>>546180225
Doubles and nothing happens.
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>>546180002

>>546180002
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>>546179437
I had it with this bullshit when I learned that the meat factory was hacked.
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>>546180208
>Just what they did to Microsoft servers
But they didn't, that was Jeet incompetence.
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>>546180005
quads and jews are radiated
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>>546180273
Quads and Trump is dead.
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>>546179674
this would be the perfec tmoment to launch a decapitation strike against the usa
现在正是对美国发动“斩首打击”的绝佳时机。
этo был бы идeaльный мoмeнт, чтoбы нaчaть oбeзглaвливaющyю зaбacтoвкy пo CШA
𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎼𐎮𐎸𐎫𐎣 𐎡𐎤 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎯𐎤𐎱𐎥𐎤𐎢𐏂 𐎬𐎮𐎬𐎤𐎭𐏂 𐏂𐎮 launch 𐎠 decapitation 𐎽𐏂𐎱𐎨𐎪𐎤 𐎠𐎦𐎠𐎨𐎭𐎽𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎤 usa
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>>546180264
Are you the Heem Jordanian? The one who liked Askren?
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>>546179975
I’d been paying attention to the cyberattack stuff I just kind of don’t give a shit. Like. This is the one week I have to go backpacking, I’m gonna do it.
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Are patriots in control bros
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My god my balls have grown to the size of watermelons WHAT THE HECK
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>>546180012
monitoring important stuff
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>>546178889
The beast has awoken. Super AI has become aware. Prepare your anus.

You will be ruled by machines.
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>>546180447
I am a heem Jordanian but not that one
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>>546180311
Yes, Jeet incompetence, which Russians took advantage of by putting backdoors into the servers. Now, the same thing has happened with the radars.
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>>546180643
Who u got?
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>>546179726
Yes.
The rockstar blanket symbolizes gtas release
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>>546180703
>which Russians took advantage of by putting backdoors into the servers.
Except, again, that isn't what happened. They fucked up deployment on a regular network upgrade. Gross incompetence is the only explanation how they got outages as a result of that.
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H1Bs strike again
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>>546180984
Saartificated software engineer.
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>>546180984
Yea 100% that
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>>546181107
lmao
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>>546178486
Considering how many hacks have been reported lately, it's probably just another hack.
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>>546178554
Looks like a classic case of jeets jeeting. Part n parcel, innit?
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is it safe to go out yet anons? i'm outta tendies and booze.
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> considering accepting a software job at a major airport
Maybe I should rethink
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>>546178486
>>546176765
Guys, holy fuck its not that complicated.
It's retarded zionist americans and jews trying to cancel the results of the election.
They were going to do this alien invasion hoax false flag psyop 1 month ago on Oct 10, they just delayed until after the midterms.
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>>546181704
Hope you like Diwali and Holi.
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checking in
NEHchads, are we winning still?
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>>546181770
Nah, I'm a few steps of management above the monkies typing.
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>>546182000
As always.
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>>546179928
>Not. They are allowing all airborne flights to continue to heir destinations...so its not THAT bad
No they're not
Every airborne plane has powered down engines and crashed.
lol retard
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>>546178486
>>546178486
Hey guys! Very important reminder that nothing is happening l, and the degree to which the nothing is happening is so incomprehensibly immense and all consuming that it can’t be described or spoken in human languages beyond what I can say here. It’s nearly tangible/palpable how nothing is happening and the extent of which the nothing has happened is all-consuming.

Secondly it’s important to remember that Pete Hegseth gargles viscous piles of jewish cum daily. It was necessary to inform you of this because it’s a tough pill to swallow but it can’t be denied or countered by any human words unfortunately. Have a good night, you’re a faggoy btw k luv yu



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