SHOW ME YOUR ALIEN ARRIVAL FACE!!!!!
>>546179833
I'd get banned if I posted my butthole.
>>546179833This is Hugh Pugh reporting from the site of the alien invasion in Fishguard. The aliens asked to be taken to our leader but Mayor Kenny Twat says they will have to wait until Monday.
Man, fuck those space niggers
>>546179833>Muh ayysFuck off glownigger
Nn
>>546180085No you won't, because jannie trannies love homosex buttholes, you are safe, plus since glowniggers might be on duty they aren't ready available to tongue anus and seeing your picture might alleviate their suffering as their picture tonguing your anus like the good glowniggers they are, be the greater man, anon
>>546179833Oh great, now I gotta pay taxes for space niggers too.
I want to believe.
>>546180399/thread>sorry goyim your taxes have been raised from 25% to 30% to compensate for the production needed by our new judean reptilian afro jeet silicone overlords
>>546179833GOOLD?
>>546180077>mfw it’s Asari futas here to plunder our bootyholes
>>546179833If its ayyliems then its only cos its time.What scares the jew more?Being burnt by those they considered goy?Or being wiped out by the ayyliems?
Ayo hit me up if you want dat human dick.I don't really care what you look like so long as you're nice to me and you're femaleLike I'm down even with Eldritch horrors and whatnot.I'mma smoke a J now so beam me up from my backyard if you're down.
>>546180955Based beyond belief good luck man
>>546179833They’re gonna cover up whatever’s happening and employims are gonna go to work tomorrow.
prepare to be zapped, earthlings
>>546179833the only aliens involved are illegal jeets writing shitty codeETs are not real, FTL flight is impossible
COMEEE GET SOOOOMMMEEE
every night I try to take my telescope out and observe, I have suddenly been hit with a storm that has clouded me over the past few nights. I'm gonna be so pissed I didn't have the chance to see it coming
>>546181081I didn't get beamed up
aaah I don't want to be bluebeamed
IN THE NAME OF KEVIN R. NASH I WELCOME THE AYYY LORD.
>>546179833you didn't say what type of alien
>>546179833ALIENS ARE INVADING WHILE AM SHARTING AT SHARRMART
I'm a /xeno/fucker so if Aliens show up, you know I'm immediately going to try to find a smart and curious girl one to explore inter-species sexual compatibility with. For science of course.
My penis is ready
This life was some bullshit.
>>546179833>33this time it's real
>>546182300kek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oM36ouo4wo4&list=RDoM36ouo4wo4&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUWWVsYXdvbGYgb3V0ZXIgc3BhY2WgBwE%3D
I've seen enough, send the world ambassador in, Karl Pilkington.
>>546181780Absolutely based Haerin Kang appreciator
>>546179833>get to plap plap plap an angel ayy lmao in my lifetime
>>546179833>Patrick Stewart died RIGHT before the aliens arrivedThis timeline sucks
>>546189953Hes tiny
>>546180077kekd and checked
>>546180634based Hammond of Texas poster
