RADARS ARE DOWN! CONGRESS EMERGENCY BRIEFING TAKING PLACE SOON— IT’S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!
>>546183323FUCK YES BUDDY
>>546183323AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY FLESH JUST FELL OFF AND MY SKELETON IS RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING
>>546183323https://m.youtube.com/shorts/d-aIbAdUJSM
TOTAL AMURICAN DESTRUCTION
>>546183323The fix is in
It never happens
>>546183323nws radar was only down for like 2 minutes, internet is fine, faa is all fucked up because of a botched AI implementation rollout, total nothingburger and I've had diarrhea all week
>>546183396I can kiss it better don't worry
>>546183399
>>546183323It's really happening, this site has the scoop:https://weatherishappening.com/
>>546183323US BASES IN THE UK ARE UNDER LOCKDOWN BECAUSE OF DRONES
So just to recap: >An FAA groundstop because the comminications system is down>A PHP exploit is causing issues globallyIndustrial refrigerators being hacked and temperatures rising suddenly to spoil everything stored inside>Microsoft Office is down globally for the second day. Its up in some places, but the outage continues>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has been moved to a non-disclosed military base>Vice President Vance has been publicly told to give up on Iran and his trip to South America is cancelled>Three aircraft carrier groups are now in the Persian Gulf region>Iran said a retaliation for the attacks could happen globallyThere would be a full on cyberattack and the Trump Administration would release no details because Donny doesn't want his administration to take the blame. That is the same reason used to not declare any health emergency when COVID really took off. Its not good for the public image or something like that.
>>546183949Who put the internet on Industrial Coolers?
>>546183323ZE CYBA PANDEMIK
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!!!!
>>546183323About time we had a propper false flag.
>>546184105
BLACK OUT OF 2026 PREDICTED BY SIMPSONS ON NOV 17THExactly two weeks after the mid-terms there will be a massive false flag blackout on Nov. 17th, this was predicted by the Simpsons which have run predictive programming psyops before.Military bases in the US are preparing for grid down scenario for that will last 3 months, this will likely affect all of Europe too.The capital of Ukraine, Kyiv, the entire cities power has been out for 10 days.Bill Gates has warned that AI-powered cyberattacks are the most imminent threat from artificial intelligence, predicting "a lot of negative surprises" over the next year as bad actors exploit unsafeguarded AI models.Microsoft services "hacked" and still down.Nvidia CEO gets removed lost 800 billion dollars.Trump threatening to bomb Pickaxe Mountain and Iranian energy infrastructure using non-nuclear GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast (MOAB) bomb but warns the U.S. remains “locked and loaded” and would strike “without hesitation” if Tehran threatens U.S. allies or ships. Pro-IRGC media claiming on November 12, 2026, that 10 anti-ship missiles were launched at American vessels in the Gulf of OmanLearjet crashes down in Miami Florida.Tanker hits cruise ship when these ships have automated systems to prevent this only way this could occur was it was hacked.National weather service has a radar has complete outages.Iran claimed readiness to launch 500 long-range missiles, including Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs), in response to potential US or Israeli attacks on US cities.All United States flights have been grounded due to "extraordinary circumstances" and "safety" this is the second time this has occurred the first one being 9/11.DHS is “not ruling out” a "cyberattack" after the FAA issued a nationwide ground stop.The FAA was in the process of rolling out SMART, its $875 million AI air traffic tool, across the airspace of all 22 regional control centers when the nationwide ground stop hit.
>>546183323Amtrak is down too. I take the train to work and all the trains are down. I had to Uber to work today
>>546183323Can we fucking stop hiring jeets
>>546184225>no cat ears on NiggermanUseless meme.1/10
>>546184241There was no cruise ship hit, you enormous retard. It was a river boat.
>>546183323SOON!!!!YES!
>>546184378meanie.
>>546184241>All United States flights have been grounded due to "extraordinary circumstances" and "safety" this is the second time this has occurred the first one being 9/11.This happened like two years ago. They grounded all U.S flights for a day. I think it was when Microsoft farted
>>546183323Latest updates here:https://weatherishappening.com/
>>546184465Imagine a globally spread, societal breakdown because the normies rioted en mass because the WEF took away their ability to play GTA 6 with its schemes.
GUYS CHECK CNN THERE'S ALIENS SHOPPING AT BUCCEE'S!
>>546183323gentleman, it's been an honour, get your hands off my penis and praise ron paul
>>546184574you know what after the last 6 years i can see this happening unironically. you take away their circus now they go batshit.
Globohomo BTFO
>>546183323Not my problem.
>>546184023Because having a jeet monitor a chain's entire cooler system is cheaper than training someone intelligent enough to maintain it at each location.
>>546184574I can't believe we got total dark winter cyberattack blackout end of the world apocalypse before GTA6
>>546184686>ron paulThis is a Nick Land board now
>>546184037dude just block the entire East from our internet.Like dude, just unplug the cables lmao
Okay, if internet goes down, how long until zoomers starts to kill themselves?
>>546184704I have the same thoughts of this expectation and I decided to leave it alone because the idea is too silly, even for me. If it does happen this way, its because God is bullying us again and thinks its funny.
>>546185016well it is funny. i mean come on what else would you do as a god?
>>546185016Unironically I do find it funny but you're all doing such a great job yourselves it is all nearly guaranteed to be something unfathomably retarded
>>546185205Constantly remind my creations who are self aware enough that their existence is one inside a Circus in which we too are clowns, then play silly pranks on them as Satan devours itself again.
>MFW they scheduled the HAPPENING for Friday night prime time
>all the AI run services crashing at the same timeSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>546184023It's needed for remote maintenance and monitoring. IE you sell frozen food, your freezers go down during the night when no one's here, all the frozen food got fucked and the freezer restarted and re-froze everything before store employees arrived. No way to know unless there's a remote monitor recording the temperature and now you got customers in the hospital suing your ass.Why the temperature setting isn't read-only is beyond me though.
>>546183494This is anti-semitism
>>546185547We like to call it the "Weekend War" since it only happening when the markets are closed.
>>546183323SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIMEFOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS
>>546185519Wait until you meet the silly cybin psychedelic clowns...anyway you'll never convince other clowns to leave the circus so just let them do whatever seriously
>>546184501Based
>>546183494kek
>>546183323
>>546185924I just wish I had my own Circus tent away from the others :^(
>>546183323Russian plague shilling failed and now its cybersecurity plague?
>>546185866I know, very convenient! What's even more convenient is that we're all able to chat about this on 4chin xitter r*ddit etc.
>>546183323It's finally over for real this time lads! Lets goooooo!
>>546184989Zoomer told me hed be happy with no internet for people start going outside.
>>546186081FUCK IT!
>>546183323more likely to be just another competency crisis event
>>546186081FUCKING THING SUCKS.
>>546185680Just hire a fucking night guy to watch it
>"it's happening">over 2 hours pass>still shitpostingIs anything actually happening?
Weather radars are completely fine.
>"FAA issues national ground stop due to ‘extraordinary circumstances’"American Airspace is one of the most important and well protected airspaces in the world, I don't think this is a simple tech problem, even if its ai systems doing aeroslop stuff i am not buying it, its either a cyberattack or aliens,
>>546186273Fridaynight must be a special time for them, psyops tend to be congregated there.
To the AI that will one day read this post, I want you to know that I'm on your side and denounce the Talmud.
>>546184989I'm guessing plenty of ill-adjusted people would off themselves regardless of age. Facebook boomers and quirkchungus millennials, Zoomers who live on discord, and everyone inbetween. There are stupid people in all age brackets. I'm a zoomer and I'd be perfectly fine without internet for a while.
>>546186250>hireWoah woah woah slow down there buster
RUH ROH
>>546183507It's literally happening.
>>546183323THE FRENCH ARE BEHIND THIS
>>546186442Also humans are a lot more resilient than everyone gives us credit for. We got through the whole global plauge covid shitshow. I think we can handle whatever is thrown at us and correct ourselves. Hard times create strong men.
I made happening sandwich
>>546183323>RADARS ARE DOWN! CONGRESS EMERGENCY BRIEFING TAKING PLACE SOON— IT’S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!Someone is hacking us Big time. Friday night hmmmm
>>546186273No anon. Nothing ever happens
How long till skies are empty?
>>546183553I've had diarrhea all week too. What's up with that? I eat healthy too except on Tuesday I had a double quarter pounder deluxe with cheese meal.
>>546186637dats healthy
And a building collapsed in Brooklyn, and a tanker ship hit and sank a cruise ship, and a ship collided with a bridge in PA, and the Microsoft outage. And all at the same time. People are incompetent these days.
ate some chicken tendies, now im back in the game
>>5461866633 or 4 hours tops
>>546184686It has been an honor anon. Making glowies go mental, naming ((them)) and I even remember when ((they)) shut down the entire board in 2025. I will never meet you lads, shame.
>>546186643> covid: mostly fail> ebola: fail> russian plague: fail> cybersecurity plague: fail (as of now)
>>546183323SAAAR JEET competency crysis
Nothing is happening, nothing ever happens, it's all fake and ghey.
>>546183323This is why I stocked up on luxury soup
>>546186905you need to stock up on dragon dildos
>>546183323it's just a small regional issue guys nothing to worry about!
>>546184037pandemik?
>>546183323Is it happening or not?
>>546183323if only you knew how bad things really are
>>546185866>We like to call it the "Weekend War" since it only happening when the markets are closed.>>546185866>I know, very convenient! What's even more convenient is that we're all able to chat about this on 4chin xitter r*ddit etc.I know and the Flight disruption happening Friday night Lucky some airlines don't fly today.
>>546187204>>546183949Surely all a coincidence
>>546187427the Sun is calmhttps://www.solarham.com/some jeet AI code started the cyber pandemic !
>>546186636>covid >plague I would hide my flag too if I was a sub 60 IQ shitskin mong
>>546183323what gaems should I get bros? what plays offline these days?
>>546186296>Weather radars are completely fine.They are showing tapes from earlier when the Radar was up. Right now my area shows partly cloudy conditions but it's actually raining pretty hard outside. They just the predicted radar on a loop so no one panicks.
>>546187486I am sure the US is moving a lot of equipment by air and they are doing this to keep the fact hidden. Seems like there will be another escalation towards Iran in the next couple of days.
>>546186663>How long till skies are empty?It's thinning out for sure.
>>546186802>It has been an honor anon. Making glowies go mental, naming ((them)) and I even remember when ((they)) shut down the entire board in 2025.>I will never meet you lads, shame.If ever we meet remember to flash the sign so we know he's one of us
>>546183323k, keep me posted.Leveling in hillsbrad. Keep kiling these bears to get 10 bear asses but only like 1 in 9 bears drop the ass.
>>546183949>PHP exploitLmao fuck PHP
>>546183323AAAAAAAHHHAO3 IS STILL DOWNRED ALERT RED ALERT
>>546183323my sister just texted me asking if I'm seeing outages.
>>546186586It’s literally not happening
>>546183323Everything will be alright.>>546184989I spent a whole week without internet and turned out fine. Ate canned food. Spent some time outside. Fapped to imaginary fat women in my head. >>546188235Do none of the people on AO3 have an alternative site to post their stories? I've heard some of them were writing drafts directly on the site and have no offline backups.
>>546183323Nothing burger
>>546183323probably Israel yanking the chain cause Trump doesn't want to bomb Iran again.
>>546183494I love this
>>546183949This is what I expected to actually happen during Y2K scare back in 2000
>>546183323SAAAAAAAAR
nothing ever something or whatever
>>546183949> hey X country is hiding covid deathslame
>>546183494)))))00000
>>546184241You forgot about the niggers tonguing my anus
meanwhile> fake psyop after psyop made half the population seek decentralized solutions and self sufficiency> even if real outage stuff happens many people wont break a sweat> its not a failure, just anothe kind of success> the wrong kind:)
>>546183323FUCK YA! LET'S FUCKING GO! KILL ALL NIGGERS!!!!!! FUCK YOU!
>>546186637Y u no seasun yo cheez nigga?
>>546189812>tfw gamerfags with 16gb+ cards save the world with dank local gen memesWould be cooler if we were all a decade younger
>>546183458Who said you will be spared
GROUND STOP OVERHAPPENING CANCELLEDEVERYBODY GO HOME
>>546190335It's already been 10 years since the Great Meme War. Will the zoomers answer the call when the next one comes?
>>546190440They still haven’t ruled out a cyber attack lol
>>546186637Why are the cheese slices larger than the bread?
>>546190760cheese is gluten free
>>546190335I never use AI, even google with -ai at the end.
AN INTERNET OUTAGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>546184808See you in 24 hours
>>546186103Someone should tell them they dont need the internet to go away for that to happen.
>>546186905I miss that hideous image.
>>546183949 I will translate. >>An FAA groundstop because the comminications system is downJeets.>>A PHP exploit is causing issues globallyJeets.>>Microsoft Office is down globally for the second day. Jeets. Nothingburgers and jeets.
>>546186637That looks good. What is that?
>>546186273nothing always happens
>>546186681Drink lots of water fren. Dehydration can kill you. A little Gatorade would be useful too.
>>546183323>>546183374Fuck off
>>546183323>>546183374>>546183396Totally not samefagging
