https://downdetector.com/status/911/
>>546183986Where we're going, we don't need 911 calls...:)https://m.youtube.com/shorts/d-aIbAdUJSM
>>546183986Well shit. They're really gonna cyber pandemic us, aren't they? Fuck.
>>546183986It's probably schizos tying up 911 lines freaking out about the FAA grounding planes
>>546183986When will Drumpf announce that this is an attack by Iran and we’re launching nukes in retaliation?
It's actually real.
>>546183986Ours went down a few weeks ago but we only have like 2 ambulance left anyway so no really cared.
>>546184302naaawww its the end of the world
>>546183986Dial 999 instead. Problem solved.
ITS HAPPENING
>>546183986Lol, Microjeet fucked up routing software. They have been trying hot fixes to fix their nail service. Izzat is causing the jeetnet to spread. Pic related is Microsoft engineers trying to deflect blame.
>>546183986I just reported a problem with 911 even though there isnt LMAO
>>546183986911 lol
>>546183986
Why not spin up some small bot network and spam call the emergency services?
>THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE>SET TO DRAAAAIIIIIIINNNN