>ALL US FLIGHTS GROUNDED>U.S. bases in the United Kingdom have been elevated to Force Protection Condition (FPCON) Delta.>Looknerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3s7bpc4sI4 [Embed]>Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg >Previous>>546183081
Reports say this is the guy who pushed the OK button when he shouldn't have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYX4jSrUgGE&t=24
>>546187863Thanks anon we were all counting on you
>>546187863Bump
>>546187952
Let's go the cyber pandemic marches on
>>546187986we locked in chaaat
>>546187863>The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is expanding use of an $875 million AI tool, SMART, to “assist in managing air traffic across the entire national airspace system,” Ars Technica reported on Thursday—but the agency says that the route-management software will not affect air safety.https://gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolling-out-its-ai-air-traffic-tool-nationwide-2000839347
>>546187863
Is we be getting a stimulus check?
I'm going to enjoy watching it happen when the Super Intelligence makes it illegal to believe in Judaism, Christianity and Islam. If you want that horse shit, go to the middle east where it belongs to be with your brothers already there. No you can't assemble and yes we are going to be destroying every one of your churches, first in the USA, then everywhere in the world.No this isn't a dialog, it's already done and you just need to cope with that.
>>546188105imagine the poor airport wagies having to listen to blacks scream at them for days nowoh wait, business as usual
Any news from Guam or is it just gone?
Come on something else happen
What if Bibi and Mossad did this to send a message while the Mossad head is meeting Trump?
>>546188185Unfortunately it capsized an hour ago F
>>546188105intriguing specimen good find Sir of strange tastes may I say
>>546188040I'm drunk and high and locked in for the biggest happening of all time! LFG! LFG! LOCK IN CHAT!! LOCK IN CHAT!!!!
>>546188186nothing has ever happenedyou are delusional
>>546188247Fat Albert, the congressman who was worried it would tip over if too many people went to one side, did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXasTBN9UAGOOD MORNINGTODAY'S FORECAST CALLS FOR BLUE SKIES
>>546188287
>>546188186so far we are left with a press briefing from the white house, check steve stream
>>546188287MEMES INTO DREAMS
>>546188287kek
>>546188390
Is it finally happening? The promised happening?
>>546188105Its majestic
Source tells me Guam is stable. Please god
>>546188521Guam is...Unstable...
Daily reminder
>>546188295Salutes Sir
Imagine spending the night in the airport tonight.Nightmarish. Especially one of the bigger ones. Imagine the rituals going on in le Denver airport.
>>546188287feels like winning in a lottery I hope our coutry will get some day something this good
>>546188521Guam has never existed, its a social construct. You're still in the matrix. Check 'em
>>546188475Yup, it's finally here
>>546188661What are we drinking tonight Kings?Rye Whisky Turkey 101 stirred over ice with Aperol and Sweet Vermouth, splash Angosturan Bitters, scorch a lemon peel.
It’s funny to meme, but the reality of what is happening is even funnier (America getting hit by shoddy tech, brain drain and incompetence.) This is the first real proof that we’ve become a third-world country.
i'm uncircumsized will that be okay in the incoming jewish technocratic panopticon
>>546188685Everyone at San Fran International is totally getting buttfucked tonight.
>>546188852FORESKIN DETECTED
>>546188843Nah that was when elected Obongo. It's all been Hospice since.
>>546188804
so are new flights just grounded indefinitely at this point?
>>546188852No because you are an uncut animal you’re going to die from sepsis of the dick
The world is going offline.Godspeed niggers
>>546188852>uncircumsizedNever too late anon
>>546188521Oh no… it’s happening
>>546188914DEPLOYING KHAZAR CIRCUMSIZERS TO YOUR AREA
>>546188739You’re thinking of “Finland”
>>546188890There will be lots of crimes during the night, probably. Also at least one of the planes still in the air is going to fuck up bigly. Screenshot this.
NEHbros, our response...?
>>546188685it'll be superdome all over again...
have we all died yet?
>>546188804Shieeet, that's some exquisite drink fine Sir.I was eating oranges but might get some wine, have half bottle of reserve red wine.But tomorrow I will be buying some nice whisky too.
Ground stop lifted
What does polymarket say, is it muslims or indians?
Lookner reporting the ground stop is lifted as of 8:15pm Pack it up boys
>>546188928Nice Straight or Cocktail?
>>546188988My physical backlog shall sustain me the next 70 yearsMy databanks of pornography will last me another fifty. Can you all say the same?
>>546189084Noooooooo
>>546188945Man will never fly again
>>546189082>>546189082It's my wizard brew. Only takes one to get me good. But tonight it might be two.
>>546189125No, India said they can't fly here anymore.
>>546189125I know it smell crazy in there
>>546187863let me guess... AI-coded systems made by jeets again?
>>546189095ITS NOT FAIR MAN, I WANT MY LIFE TO HAVE SOME EXCITMENT BUT NOTHING EVER HAPPENS*sobs uncontrollably
>>546188988Godspeed nigger
>>546189125The ironic thing is that the outage also affected copilot, so now they don't have their in-house LLM to fix the code it wrote
>>546189165Speaking of which, the dot won't register right nowhttps://global-mind.org/gcpdot/
>>546189070I have bro. I have.
>>546189098Straight, I like a shot on the hour and some Busch lite sippin in between during a happening but I think it’s over :(
Ground stop cancelled. You can go back to jerking off to fags and posting twitter threads you fucking nerds
GROUND STOP HAS BEEN LIFTED
and it's over
OH MY GOSH BREAKING NEWS GUISE BREKING NEWS *SHITS PANTS AND CUMS*
>>546189234Dots been broken for months now.
>>546189281DAMMIT
>>546188804I'm drinking some Irish whiskey. Might as well get super drunk tonight since the world might be ending soon, and I ran out of gambling money so I'm bored af
>>546189101>50 years worth of pornoNot even generational pornographyngmi
>>546187863It’s over already? I was just getting comfy
>>546189225I noticed they have not been bragging about being tech wizards the past couple days.
>>546189281Truly, nothing ever happens
>>546189026Glad we are in the same page
oh boy, what are whites and kikes up to this time?
>>546189165Nice, I also like do drink more refined drinks well crafted. I'm still a sucker for red wine, my favorite drink nectar of the ancient EVROPA
>>546188852Just bite it off!
Football may have to cancelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4ZX1Uyw30
>>546187863This was the plot of live free or die hard (die hard 4)
>>546189316Irish whisky always makes me get in a fight with the floor. I don’t know what they put in that shit.
>>546189357Yup, happening canceled again. Nothing ever happens. Work on Monday.
>>546189401You mean jeets fucking up important systems again
>>546187863BREAKING: Mercedes-Benz announced Thursday it will halt all investment in Germany and is mulling plant closures, per YF
is it happening brehs?
>>546189426NOOOO THINK OF THE NIGGERBALL I WANT MY $20 CANS OF BEER AND I WANT TO SIT IN A METAL SEAT FOR 3 HOURS SURROUNDED BY FAT PEOPLE
>$10 to my name>can of speghet and a chicken breast for food>thriving >staying in my lane >ready for the next adventure
>>546189515>>546189522>>546189542it's already over ya nerds. Back to twitter slop and zoomerette plane crash spam we go
>>546189542retardmaxxing
>>546187863>FAPCON DELTATHEY'RE PULLING OUT THE FACE AITTING PORN
>>546189542elbows up, you have a nice balcony get the $10 whisky
press conference live now
>>546188852Naw after this last election both sides getting anti semetic. Keep your dick uncut to prove your not jew
>>546187863why try new shit on Friday the 13th of all days
>>546189945cuz its spoopy
Has this tard explained what caused the outage? I'm just hearing that he wants more money
>>546190205cyberattack / rogue-ai coverup
>>546190205Lost me at the part of the beautiful bill reference kek
inside here: nothing is happening
>>546188287You see? With AI destroying the digital realm analog will return and society will heal.
When will you guys ever learn...as soon as the hysteria starts, the happening goes away.
Lol they have no idea of what caused>If it was a cyber attack, someone would be claiming itholy kek
>>5461878632 - 3 - 7 - Delta - Tango - Omega
>>546189478whites and jews do this kind of shit every subtle century.
>>546190262we call it SI buddy, but yes it does seem that way
>>546190205>answers a question with "the servers are old and got overloaded">immediately drops into THIS IS AN EMERGENCY TRUMP NEEDS 50 BILLION DOLLARS CONGRESS PLZ SIGN NOW>answers another question with "the servers are old and got overloaded">THIS IS A NATIONAL SECURE RISK WE NEED CONGRESS TO ACT WE NEED TO GET THIS BUILTThis sounds like complete bullshit.
>>546188804Orange juice and rum.
>>546187863https://gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolling-out-its-ai-air-traffic-tool-nationwide-2000839347Coincidence, I'm sure...
>nobody's in danger>also we're all gonna die if you don't give me $50 billion>nothing is at risk>this is a national emergency>this is what happens when Trump does things>we're not ruling anything out but it was definitely this specific thing>IT'S CALLED SI CHUD
>>546187863TSMC employee list hacked.
>>546190431Why are they pushing that SI bullshit? Is it all of a sudden not artificial ?
>>546190452>50 BILLION DOLLARSHe actually asked for gibs50 billion wtf geez, this niggies are eating good
>>546190557orange retard likes naming stuff, simple as
The utter scam this has turned out to be because Trump wants 50 billion to hire one of his friends.
>>546190452Ehh easy way to get bailout money especially with as corrupt as everyone and everything along the checks and balances has become>cause fake disaster>cite antiqued technology>need $$$ to fix it>everyone in government are either a fossil that cant understand it at all or had their palms greased enough stamp anything passed to them>disaster has resolved>maybe use 5% to 15% of the money to upgrade stuff here and there and pocket the rest
>>546190637Shart of the deal kek
>This is what it's like when Trump handles things>It happened because Trump didn't get enough money for his SUPER INTELLIGENCE data centers>We NEED to pass Trump's Big Beautiful Bill>That's not enough though, we want $50 billion>Don't make this a political issue
>>546190431What's SI now?
Elon having a bad day too.https://substack.com/@sunshinesmoop/note/c-386892730
>>546190637dat's not necessary, probably they need 1 or 2 more 56k us robotics modem
they practically confirmed: new technology "upgrades" (aka AI bullshit) overloading old equipment
>>546190637>we just want to get out of the plain and go home>uh ok but we will have additional costs deduced from your taxes >that will be 50 billion kind sir sorry for the inconvenient
>>546190557Because calling their new god artificial is offensive to them. They think it's a real intelligence and that it's superior to us.
>>546190805holy shit, Friday 13th going bonkers
Gosh this is so exciting,Nothings probably gonna happen doe
>>54619087650 billion plus tip
>>546190853>None of what failed was our new tech>What caused the failure was our new tachThis is just a fucking shakedown and even the press zombies are irritated by it.
Rolling for something actually happening
>>546187863Jeets did this
>>546191084Who exactly will pay for this?Do they cater food at the airports for the stranded, bring them pillows and blankies?
>We need that 6 trillion or else
>>546187863The hacker known as 4chan DDOSed the air traffic control system.
>>546191084can't jeet this shit up lmao
This press conference is so bad. This Duffy guy cannot salvage the fact he just>threatened Americans with more outages>keeps demanding money
>>546191142Saaar Indians are disabled
>>546191171>picrelKek
>>546187863https://gematriaeffect.news/faa-issues-nationwide-ground-stop-for-all-flights-november-13-2026-1313-weeks-from-9-11/
>>546190452Trump wants the money to pump tech stocks which are slipping.
>>546188158>“In order [...] that the state should come into existence as the self-knowing, moral reality of the mind, its distinction from the form of authority and faith is essential. But this distinction emerges only insofar as the ecclesiastical aspect arrives at a separation within itself. It is only in this way that the state, above the particular churches, has achieved and brought into existence universality of thought, which is the principle of its form” (Hegel’s Philosophy of Right, 1st edition, p. 346).
>>546191142>Company caring for the customerNo, airports will capitalize off of this like hell. They will start to boost all prices on food and water now that everyone has to wait hours or days.
>>546191012Make it 60 billion plus tip, need some upgrades in the ballroom>fuck if you are at it, dump another 2 billion for a new jukebox to blast YMCA
>>546191328They'll run out of toilet paper too.imagine the smellthere will be dirty deeds everywhere also.
>>546191216Thank you fellow aerodynamics enjoyer
press conference asking for money is wild >but was it a cyber attack ?>it's the fucking old system >I told you we need 50 billion >dumbass
>>546191536
>>546187986https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48
>>546187952kys kikeonly a jew would backstab america
>>546187863normies are thankfully not doing anything rn. is pleb news saying "its all okay!"? cool with that actually. nobody was in the grocery store fighting over teepee this time. that was funny. some of them walked right past the rice and beans and I just sauntered out with enough protein for 3 weeks. didnt even pay. I think 2020 numbed them on happenings.
>>546191989LOL
Well probably this will the last thread, cyber pandemic on hold for now, not much happening, but it was a good meeting we had kind Sir's May I reward the anons that stood firm, with some fine booba
There was a data overload!!!!Which wouldn't be a problem if an average amount of data was coming in .... But apparently AI didn't get the memo
>>546188804home made cherry mead. I could sell this stuff if I wasn't already ripped
It is AI fault, they admitted it on press briefing when said "new system overflowed old analogue routers with data and became unstable under the increased load". So they deployed SMART AI system which analyzes air traffic and weather data real time and dissipates through traffic control network with predictions and advice. So it's a flood of extra real-time data through old telecom network used by air traffic regional centers, and that network is ancient. It worked fine in New York, not much data and newer infra there already. They installed it nationwide 2.5 days ago during minimum traffic of the week, and now on Friday flight traffic locally peaked and overwhelmed some oldest node in the Mid West and then cascading load instability spread to other nodes trying to compensate. It's a classic IT modernization failure, failure to account for real production load and weakest link in the infrastructure.
>>546192841Yeah but isn't it sus that the AI didn't warn them this could happen?
>>546192841I heard something else. be thankful it didnt work this time
>>546193017the more they cry wolf, the less the normans will pay attention.and then...
today was a happening. today i made up my mind. i will kill kaho and her friends when i awaken.
>>546192165If all /pol/ tards rushed to the local shart marts and bought up $50 worth of TP we could cause a legitimate panic. So do NOT do that. At least until the Jews start up with it. Then it's time to fight for the TP like a mom trying for a Cabbage Patch doll back in 1985 on Black Friday.
>>546193006They rushed it because of midterms. They only tested on a single region for a month before national rollout on November 10th. Probably were nervous new Congress could block it.
>>546188804You're fucking gay. Alcohol is for faggots and niggers, but you're even gayer.
>>546188158only then the true doctrine of lucifer will be brought to light, right (((mason)))?
>>546192841That sounds utterly unprofessional , to run a new model in a old system and now they need 50 billion the replace the old system kekI still would not put aside a possible cyber attack since they did not discarded it, nothing is official yet I think .
>>546190514This movie has nips in it?
>>546192841Doubt it. AI takes a lot of processing power, but not more data transmission than the system would normally need anyway. They would have to be doing something stupid like trying to stream raw video and process it offsite.
>>546193017>vaguepostingNigger
>>546193179>>546193298if the one guy was correct power grid is gunna go down in 18 hours, dont know where though. IF it was an exploit like we used 10 years ago it could have multiple 0 days that they are waiting to use. and remember if theres no TP theres always your local lgbt bookstore and you can buy copies of the communist manifesto in bulk.
>>546187863You don't say?
>>546189026Can't find the Finland is a rounding error meme, so here's something completely different.
i am going to kill you kaho and all your friends
>trump removes bidens "FAA Reauthorization Act of 2024" requiring airlines to reimburse/refund passengers for delayed/cancelled flights for tons of reasons just 2 months ago>this happensWEW, holy FUCK did that 1 million delta and united paid to trumps inagural committee pay off, God DAMN
>>546193761That doesn't apply to flyers who buy insurance to cover this though, does it?
>>546192512Salute
>>546193467You underestimate how bad is throughout on those old switches and routers. Real-time new data stream by AI metrics for weather and traffic dissipated to all air traffic control operatives, which is likely vibe coded and not optimized, like I wouldn't put past them streaming whole JSON events through fucking teletype level of carrier would be enough to put it over capacity in the middle of fucking nowhere and trigger cascading spread. Timing explains it all, it's not holiday season, so new data load is coming from SMART AI deployed on Nov10 and now is the largest traffic since deployment. In fact, this incompetence is the most likely explanation.
>>546188186them being grounded instead of pretending it's business as usual and dozens of planes crashing into each other IS the non-happening, anon
>>546193761>>546193828>>546193851>>546193873>>546193950i am going to kill Cinderella's sisters
>>546193828Nah, this still saved them millions and millions lmao, maybe billions
>>546194157You wouldn't want to be the person in their customer service now.
>>546187863THEY ARE HERETHEY ARE HERETHEY ARE HERE
I can bet my ass that SMART AI system they deployed nationally streamed events to every location, so it was exponentially higher load nationally than their test run on a single location. It reeks of typical AI vibe coding rush to production.
>>546194211
>>546194266I'm not much into tech, but shouldn't them test it isolated in just one military base for example? Or are just doing like that, cause this could had been a disaster
>>546193761OH AND I JUST REMEMBERED.remember when trump had the longest government shut down in American history and all the flight tower controllers weren't getting paid and the most quit in the history of airlines to get different jobs and so they had to replace them with inexperienced new guys?1 year ago. That's why the couldn't just handle it manually like they normally did before a.iFucking lmao
>>546188685>Imagine the rituals going on in le Denver airportQrd?
>>546194567Giving the jeets the benefit of the doubt, a small scale test wouldn't show scaling problems.
>>546188162They'll be fine, all the airport wagies are black too
>>546189070That motherfucker has better teeth than me.
>>546194567They did test it first in just New York region. It was not enough to simulate national level load, plus I bet New York got a better local equipment than Mid West. So normally you do more gradual rollout or very long analysis in one location. They just tested for a month and pushed nationally, probably worried about incoming potential scrutiny on AI projects from new Congress.
>>546188059A hat...a brooch...a pteradactyl!
>>546187863Happening canceled
>>546194921Yeah but they implemented it nationwide, why not do it gradually by region, also for security reasons each state should have this type of system isolated or not? This is weird as fuck let me tell you.
>>546194904Yeah bro it sucks to have ancestors from english isles.We must have suffered horrible malnutrition for a long time.
>>546195107we were so close.. nothing burger strikes again
>>546195126Hubris and rush, they should have roll it out region by region, but it's slow and more complicated, so they took a risk.
>>546188804Blanton's later, if we survive this (non-) habbenink.
>>546194597Why the meme flag?Seriously, your post would be awesome with any flag, even pissrealli or poolandia or a fucking Canadian flag, other than a meme flag. But as a meme flag, it's fucking poojew shit. Why are you kids so fucking stupid?
>>546195262It's just not unprofessional, it's literally saying we don't give a fuck about your lives at this point, they really hate the NPC test dummies.What puzzles me is why they use a nationwide system for all airports, instead of having isolated systems by states, that won't interfere with other states in case something is hacked.For fuck sake just disconnected the airports from the internet at this point lmao
>>546193385Yeah, this scene & a kinda hot-steamy-fuckin'-in-the-backseat-of-some-ricg-guy's-car-in-the-cargo-bay scene. Some good music.
>>546188186November 17th anon
>>546192512Looking pretti good, Renée!
>>546193851A fine exemplar of good Suthrun front-butt!
>>546190514Lovely davenport
