PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>546188128TYB and good evening anons
>>546188128TYB>>546188403And good evening to you and to all.
YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!
>>546188128Here is the late lineup
Holy shit I hope webm anon can clip the firefighter bonking the PCP ape on the head.
Tyb! I fell asleep early last Saturday. Did I miss anything? Did Addy and Bryce finally show butthole?
Dan kicks things off by telling us the violent recidivist felon terrorizing his town and attacking first responders was only acting that way due to drugs in his system and reassuring us he has recovered.Never change, Dan. You never will.
>>546188659You must be rested after a week of sleep.
Where do you watch this? I want don’t to pay jewrels when gas is expensive
>>546188745I should be but it was a restless sleep, dreaming of butthole.
I want to buy a house from British mommy milf
>>546189162https://thedaddy.li/watch.php?id=293
Why couldn't Dan be stuck on a tarmac so we get a guest host?Good to see Curtis. Been a while.
TYB*BORK BORK BORK*what happened to the dry vagina ads by that old woman doctor?
morning gentsstart time has changed i see, after i missed last weekenddegen cop brother forcing me to play wow forever>wonder how things are in the US this morning?picrel
white house just went live>fucking new triple captcha jesus
>>546188128Thanks baker!
This is probably my highlight of the week tbf...I live a very mundane life.
>>546190270Adopt a koala
>>546190270My highlight is mowing my lawn. I get 1 day a week to do that. Winter is depressing because I don't get to mow or garden. I need a hobby.
>Penisman
>>546190490Jewish surnames be like
>>546190433>Adopt a koala>chkdThat's illegal bro, but they aren't cuddly>>546190489>My highlight is mowing my lawn. I get 1 day a week to do that. Winter is depressing because I don't get to mow or garden.>I need a hobby.You and me are one and the same, mowing a lawn is so pleasing for some reason. :3
I'm buffering like a mofo, but it might be the site I'm watching it on... does anyone have a cleaner site they are watching on?This is what I'm using:https://thedaddy.li/watch.php?id=293
>>546190270You ain't the only one.
>>546190896Have you tried player 3? it is playing without buffering for me.
officer Kate is very attractive, but just imagine dating a female PO, what a cunt of a life you would lead, they would always be double checking everything you say and do.>>546191045>Have you tried player 3? it is playing without buffering for me.Nope, but will give it a go. Thanks.
>We live
>>546188128>>546188510ty baker
>opening with baton rougeIncoming kino, no doubt. Thanks dan.
Homie fixin' to run with his pants to his knees? Didn't get far.
>>546188510why does the lineup suck so much dick lately
>>546190689>but they aren't cuddlyi almost got bit by one
>shenaniggery
>>546191326>i almost got bit by oneThe drop bear myth is for giggles only, but koalas are massive cunts, they are drunkards and will fuck ur shit up.
Jordan Lear is my favorite not including officer toombs. Being in Louisiana his fatigue levels must be off the charts. Pic related it was him from about 6 months ago.
>>546191468emus are kind of cunty too, or maybe cheeky is a better description for themthe only abbos i came across tried to start trouble
>Capt. Tom RizzoI hate that guy so much, same as any female officer that has long fake nails and a weave.
>>546191624He really annoys me too. Something not right with him.
>>546191624>>546191673It just seems to me like he is trying so hard to be liked, that it is extremely fake and unlikable.
>>546191673That guy is such a gym junkie with a teenagers attitude, he comes across as a bro and not a person in a distinguished potion of authority.How could anyone under his command take him seriously?
wow suddenly paco speaks perfect english
>>546191809*position of>>546191722>It just seems to me like he is trying so hard to be liked, that it is extremely fake and unlikable.This.
people who exercise for looks have zero personality outside of that shitmidwit iqwell, whutduya know, time for my exercisewhat a fuckin coincidence
>More like>Capt. Tom >No Rizz-o
>>546191900>>546191933Checked.
>>546191945
That dude is SLOSHED.
Stil fucking lagging, even with a 500mb/s FTTP connection... I hate my life.What are anons thoughts on buying a cheap as fuck bottle of whiskey and watching the world burn?Yay or Nay?
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>>546192220>Lagging Try picrel
wtf are these 2 up to
>>546192337I have that bookmarked for some reason, not sure if it ever worked or was just mass spamed back in the day.
>>546192220>What are anons thoughts on buying a cheap as fuck bottle of whiskey and watching the world burn?Worth considering. Sadly my body can't handle alcohol as well as it used to.
>>546192535Yeah it's actually the best stream lol and doesn't buffer, don't use that daddy adware crap
>>546192220Lagging on the vlc one?
>>546190270Same, sadly. I should start dating but I think I'd rather be tortured.
>>546192586>Worth considering. Sadly my body can't handle alcohol as well as it used to.I thought my body was caput after the masive binge drinking sessions I had over decades...>mfwI had full bloods done a few weeks ago and everything is perfect.I'm like Bruce Willis in that movie lol "unbreakable" (?) or something.>>546192655>Lagging on the vlc one?Nah, browser.
big dog episode
What's behind the grounded flights?
>>546192795I wanna rub it's ears and tell it "it's a gud boi" :3
>>546192891Fleshlights
Who is Top Dog targeting as a consumer base? Hard working, upstanding citizens?
>AYO IMMA CALL THE DAWG AND ASK FOR SUM TOP!
they couldnt find any real women that are hot to advertise these dick pills?
>>546192765yeah, by my numbers you think i were a perfect specimen...everything is perfectby you never know what might be lurking below the surfaceand BAM, you're dead meatjust like that
>>546188128Hey bros nice to see the gangs all here. Rollin for a dog bite apprehension.>>546192610>>546192220It's so fucking worth it paying for a reelz+ sub even if I only have it for this show.
>>546192004
>a 50 amp fohtey
Old White guy hurts no one, Dan makes him a TV star and makes fun of him. Black guy does violent felonies that endanger or harm many, Dan says wow or nothing at all.
>>546192936That's such a nice looking dog.
>any reason this little kid has an open bottle of hennessy next to him
leave the henn dog alone
>>546193381>world's greatest janny and tv star
>>546193535fucking lold
>>546193535>>any reason this little kid has an open bottle of hennessy next to him>>546193581He wants to watch the world burn.
>>546193381i hate dan
>>546193631
>>546193691dan is our friend
>this really is a doggo episode
>is yanda making you angry?>ask your doctor about yotsubaxi
what the fuck is going on in abq
>Candy Crush ad
Oh shit we got an N word spoken on OPL by a Black gentleman
>>546193809its a covert top dog law advertisment
>miss 3 shots from 2m
>>546193833I guess no building codes so you can start your own junkyard
Total scumbag who threatens, insults and endangers police and Dan's commentary: >yep
>>546194135
Fucking finally live action, though it didn't last long, less than 10 seconds
>ow my nuts>ow my nutsthis was promised to me 20 years ago
How do you guys like my rizzo edit?>You didn't check Howell Township Police Department?
well there goes the CDL
>>546194281>rizzo when he misses a day of anavar
The black mind will never cease to amaze me
Rizzo haters ITT BTFO. He's a good cop and a good guy.
chemical warfare curtis
>chemical warfare
>>546194373>he still does the hand signal
I knew it. Even that stupid, he didn't run because of a joint. This show taught me if you stop a Black motorist, you will 100% find a gun and drugs. It's actually amazing.
Today was supposed to be my cheat day but I ate healthy. Can you order in a banana split?
>>546194373You can be a good cop & a good guy and still be a retarded faggot who's unlikable to some, anon.
How are eye drops even a thing? Like nigga just blink your eyes!>There's an uncommon risk of heart attackFrom eye drops???
>>546194668They don't even know how they work. How do you expect them to know everything they're capable of?
i hate every last one of those motherfuckers whose ever "served" in the zogbot usmc
>>546194754>The exact way Meibo works is not known. Anything is possible.
Still no Kate but at least we get Moes sexy ass.
Pulling someone over for turn signals is kinda scummy. I have seen a deputy use one once.
what a stupid nigger.
>>546194965she was in the background within the first 2 mins of the show, but that's all
>>546194990It's just another way into the car
>>546194932Fucking Miebo. How does it work?
>>546195051Ah, I missed it. Just tuning in,.saw Curtis was black and missing in action
>to a degreeFuck noise pollution faggots especially from cars and bikes because it's a sign of insecurity. Based cop.
>>546194965Very cute. Might have to put her on the wishlist for butthole showings.
>>546194882you should tell a Marine that to his face
>>546195060Unless they knew the person is wanted they should try to find another reason for probable cause. However it’s written law so just scummy
>samurai sword shifterjust put him in prison
>>5461951192 am and 5 am is their favorite time of day.
>>546194990nope. only losers don't signal their turns for fellow drivers.
>>546195119Honestly, if this cop bludgeoned him to death with the butt of his gun I'd understand.
>>546194990>>546195168it's not hard to use a blinker
>>546194990People who don't use turn signals should be publicly guillotined.
>>546195098it was nothingthey enter a burglary in progress and she took out her weapon and closed the door, almost trying to be cinematic or some shit>>546195150kek, they're all manlets>muuuh-reeeeeeeeenfuckin calling card of every manlet faggot
>>546195219don't tell me what to do
Salka sounds fatigued
dude is eatin food like he's gonna die in the next 2 minutes, not suspicious at all
>>546195189>>546195219>>546195245That’s not what I said. Deputies don’t don’t use turn signals feds and you know it
>>546195267cool do it and report back
>>546194965>Moe's sexy assWhoa, I haven't even seen her yet. Is she new? Mandatory 'wood.' >That chick you posted Wood not.
>>546195317i used to beat them all upalmost all my friends joinedkicked all their asses already
>>546195296I know what you said. You said pulling people over for failing to signal is "scummy", implying it, alone, isn't a big enough issue to justify police intervention. I disagreed; I said it should harshly enforced.
Wait maybe I have seen her, idk, I have to watch her. I can't tell from that pic. (Guess that means I've got the face recognition 'tism)
Just now getting in, did I miss anything good enough to watch the replay at midnight?
>>546195415You should reevaluate your opinion because it doesn’t match ethos pathos and logos
Any nuzzle niggers here?
how many trannies are in this puerto rico miss universe pageant on reelz
>feds when it’s niggers committing crimes I understand >feds when deputies can’t use a turn signal>NOT THWYA EHAY SIADOkay bud Middle finger Low it mutt
FUCK MY COUNTRYhow does a "cheap" bottle of whiskey cost $50AU?uggghhhIt's so expensive to be a classy alcoholic :(
>>546195321>Wood not.Reelz hasn't advertised a pill for curing gay
>>546195530One day I’m going to go Jonny Appleseed in Puerto Rico for a year…
>>546195484>You should rethink your stance because it, in my opinion, is not in keeping with society's.Just tell us you don't turn signal.
Niggers and Feds belong to each other. Equally stupid and can’t follow the own rules they preach stupid or bright
>>546195608>IN MY HEAD CANON
Thanks, Dan. A White guy broke a window. That's much more serious and entertaining than the hundreds of violent felons doing bad shit right now that you won't air.
>magic suds
>>546195588checked. just sniff the petrol.
My guess is he's pissed about misusing the powdered soap
FUCK YOU WASHING!!!!*oops forgot me sock*
Been a while since we had pro-crime faggots in /opl/ but they're back tonight. Member all the ones that advocated for drunk driving?
I miss going to laundry mats. I like the warmth of the machines in winter and their drone. Too bad most are frequented by lunatics.
>>546195716
>What tiggered himIt was obviously because the app was not staring the washing machine
>>546195591That's dysgenic physiognomy, anon. I mean, she's cute-ish for an autist. Not saying she's hideous. But I've already fucked pretty much her same "le hot nerd" phenotype but hotter, in my desu opinion (she had way nicer tits).
>Can’t anyone just practice the way of the blade in peace anymore?!?
Most people here advocate for draconian measures against anything they don't do or enjoy. If they see cops citing and arresting perps for illegal activity in which they partake, it's all ACAB, "the tree of liberty...", kill'em all bs.
>blind as shitKek
Show been pretty boring again
>>546195886Apparently the police chiefs and sheriffs have veto control on what can or cannot be shown on /opl/ which we just learned on the last few weeks
>>546195797the llc that owns that landromat was dissolved 4 years ago, prolly got sold to jeets
>>546195796
>>546195588Considering the cost of cigarettes and alcohol there, I'm surprised more people don't grow/make their own.Also, how many asians do you see a day?
>>546196083I remember when cigs were like $2 a pack and now they’re $11 a pack
>>546196140In the tobacco state of NC
I like being delusional to the point that when a cashier chick at Aldi asks me "so, what are you doing tonight" as she scans my nasty whiskey and other ingredients that involves cooking and being single.Why are they all s young and hot?>>546196037>picrel
>>546195758>Member all the ones that advocated for drunk driving?basedyou never leave your small living space you're allowed anyway, you refuse to step into the sunlight
Damn. Ali G. Really let himself go.
>>546196223You should’ve made a joke out of it saying you thought that was the ingredients to making meth… then got her phone number after making her laugh
